Then Weng Juan walked into a big yard and saw Tianle. Tianle said: From now on, I only love you, an important pet. I must not lie to you. Everything you promise must be true. Don't bully you and scold you. Trust you. Others bully you. I will come out as soon as possible to help you be happy. I will be happy with you. If you are unhappy, I will make you happy. I will always think that you are the most beautiful dream ... and then Weng Juan will slap you again.
So he fled to a pedestrian street and met Jia. Jia immediately (sings)-Lv You-! Can you accompany me to see the western classics ... Xiaojuanjuan, do you want me? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take me! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ..... Xiao immediately stepped back and sent a high kick at the speed of light, hitting Jia right in the chin. Jia immediately fainted. Then Juanjuan said coldly: I only want the landlord. Forgive me. Although you are handsome, you are at least more handsome than stars and music. but ........
Weng Juan was depressed when he walked out of the pedestrian street, so he went to the park and sighed for a long time. At this time, the landlord took some wild flowers collected by the roadside and said to Weng Juan, Xiao Juan, what happened? I sent you flowers just back from New Zealand. At this moment, Weng Juan beamed at once. She said affectionately: No, I just slapped two hooligans and kicked a pervert. It's nothing. I was scared to death. I'm not afraid to see you. The landlord said, let's go to dinner. Come with me. Weng Juan said, OK, will you go back to the park after dinner? I want to envy everyone with the flowers just returned from New Zealand. The landlord blushed and whispered, OK!
Since then, I have often met a very close couple in the park. The man is very cool, and the woman is holding an unknown wild flower in her hand and smiling very sweetly.
Weng Juan took counterfeit money to buy breakfast. The vendor was annoyed: "Miss, don't think about giving counterfeit money. At least it's stamps. Your bill is actually painted!" To say the least, forget to draw. You can draw a set of ten or five, or you can draw a set of seven!
Let's make it seven dollars for seven dollars. At the very least, we have to paint it in color. Actually, we use pencils. Forget it. Black and white is good, but you can't draw it on toilet paper! The feel is so bad that even the toilet paper has to be cut together with scissors. This is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated. Ok, I'll put up with the rough edges, but you can also tear a rectangle. This triangle is too unreasonable. ..."
Weng Juan once took a taxi home from the station and asked the driver, "How much is it to XX Town?"
Driver: "150." Weng Juan asked, "100 can you go?"
I didn't expect the driver's attitude to be very poor: "What car do you have no money to play? Get out! "
Weng Juan walked away silently.
A few days later, Weng Juan saw the driver and many other drivers waiting for the guests at the station.
Weng swept away and asked another driver, "How much is it to XX Town?"
Driver: "150." Weng Juan asked, "Can't it be 200?" Driver: "yes, of course!" "
Weng Juan said, "But you must let me put socks in your mouth on your way."
Driver: "You are sick! I asked you to do this so that you could earn 50 yuan more? Damn it! "
Weng Juan found another one next to him: "How much is it to XX Town?"
Driver: "150." Weng Juan asked, "Can't it be 200?" Driver: "yes, of course!" "
Weng Juan said, "But you must let me put socks in your mouth on your way."
Driver: "You are mistaken! I asked you to do this so that you could earn 50 yuan more? Damn it! "
In this way, Weng Juan asked all the other drivers for a while. Except for insulting his driver last time, everyone knows that my friend is willing to pay 200 yuan to go to XX town, but he has to put socks in the driver's mouth on the way.
Weng Juan walked up to the abusive driver and said, "How much is it to XX Town?"
Driver: "150." The friend asked, "Can I go to 200?" Driver: "yes, of course!" "
Weng Juan said, "But when you leave, shout to everyone,' I'm going to XX Town in 200'."
Driver: "What's the matter? Go! "
Then I heard shouting, "I'm going to XX town at 200-"
All drivers: God, just for 50 yuan. ...