Guo Chunhai
Son: "Mom, can I ask you a question?"
mom: "of course!"
son: "hmm! Why is my father not surnamed Guo, and you are not surnamed Guo? Why am I called Guo Chunhai? "
mom: "ahem! It's time for you to know your life story. Before I was with your father, I had you, and my mother was dating three men at the same time, one surnamed Gao, one surnamed Li and one surnamed Chen! Because I really don't know who planted the seeds, after taking a part of each surname, your surname is Guo. Because Mr. Gao likes to be above, Mr. Li likes to be below, and Mr. Chen likes to be beside. "
son: "oh! I get it! Then "Spring Sea" is just a random choice, right? "
Mom: "No, because at that time, three people took turns to go into battle, one for one day, so you were named' Chun'"
Son: "Oh! I get it! That' sea' is taken casually? "
mom: "not really! Because I lost contact with them afterwards, I really don't know whose kind it is, so I thought about one drop per person. Finally, I took the word' sea', and your name is' Guo Chunhai'! "