Give your friends nicknames that are funny. I have a friend who gets energetic at night, hence the name: Happy Night! ! !
If a boy is less than 1.6cm tall, we call him semi-disabled
For the girl who is with him, we call her the Chairman of the Disabled Persons' Federation
Me A classmate had poor sexual function, so he called him a PhD supervisor (he had an erection and then fell down)
A female friend had a flat chest. Her boyfriend joked with her and gave her the nickname "Microwave". But I heard that the end was disastrous
There was an older brother in the dormitory whose only hobby was sleeping! So everyone called him "The Leader"!
There was a colleague whose original nickname was "Luo Luo Si", and now Entering the digital era, the name has been changed to "6841414", which means "a trace of radish".
I spend all my monthly salary, and my mother calls me Moonlight Ancestor! ! !
When I was in college, I had a classmate who liked to sleep in class. He snored very loudly while sleeping, so everyone called him Cannon! ”
I have a colleague because the first letter of her name in Chinese pinyin is F, so we call her F2
There is a classmate Zhang who is very fat, so we call her F2. "Big Hippopotamus" later evolved into "Brother Ma" after hundreds of millions of years. In the same way
The one named Potato finally evolved into "Brother Tu" ^-^
My colleagues all care A certain player on the Guo'an team is called side leakage, and everyone can guess the reason.
When he was in school, he jokingly called a classmate "a bastard, a bastard, and a scoundrel." Meaning, human beings
In the beginning, nature is good and unique.
The most straightforward nickname given to boys who are not 176cm tall in middle school is: root number 3
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I have a classmate who was very good at telling dirty jokes in high school, so he was named "Old Huang"
Later, he not only told it himself, but also mobilized "underachievers" to tell dirty jokes together. It was a joke, so he was renamed "Jiao Huang".
When I was in high school, our class teacher’s surname was Ao---so his nickname was "Ao Bai"
A comrade complained that the new mat at home was not good. It was full of burrs and pricks. His knee pierced his wife's back. The people in the dormitory
laughed wildly~~ Later, some comrades made a joke to him and asked him to come to the podium to show everyone how to pierce. He smiled and said:
"I even went to the moon to demonstrate." Since then, he has been nicknamed ------- "Moon Instructor"
A girl in high school has a short neck. Received the nickname Hidden Giraffe yw11 Name Website
Nicknames for girls
A girl is white, fat, and very tender, named Wuhua
A girl The face is relatively flat, and the lower jaw is pointed and slightly forward, which is called a shovel
A girl's face is larger, flat, and somewhat dark, with some freckles, called a black sesame cake
When I was in middle school. My classmates think I am dark. There is a prince charming in the class. then. He gave me the nickname "Dark Horse King". Arrived at technical secondary school. My face has dark edges and turned red. The nickname became the red-faced Guan Gong.
Our former math teacher was a very nice person and very serious. He was also soft-spoken. Everyone called him Lao Mian-Mian, his department representative.
He was also soft-spoken. , hence the name, Little Cotton, all male.
In the past, the gg in my class was ranked with the word "老", Lao Bian (head), Lao (sow) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang), Lao
Blowing,. . . . . . . . . . .
mm is the word "big", big turtle (head), big black, ***,
There is a teacher in the university, who is very fierce in seizing people, and is called "machete"; there is another teacher, a doctor who studied abroad. , very powerful, the questions are weird, scolding
People don't use any curse words, but they can make you feel chest tight for several days, which is called "little flying knife".
There are many comrades named Wang in the office. A certain comrade is ranked sixth and is called "Wang Liu". Recently, two new kings have been admitted, and the little comrade is finally ranked 8th.
~~~~~~Life is hard!
When I was in college, my teachers were called the "Four Famous Catchers" and "***" based on their scores for catching cheating during exams.
This is no longer a nickname. . It's the real name. Dogs flock together. If anyone doesn't understand clearly, they will become a pack of dogs.
I happened to see a girl with an unusually flat and round face. I called her Plate. There is a classmate who runs very fast. He is called a tortoise because he can run faster than a hare.
My first classmate in junior high school was named Yang Wei, but he felt it sounded bad and changed his name to "Impotence"
I also have a teacher who teaches education and says that as long as you memorize a lot, you will do well in the exam, so, We call her Beethoven
I have a colleague in my workplace named Cui Changfu, who is known as the "whore"
My high school chemistry teacher is very fat~~~ We call her "fertilizer" .
In our rural areas, we are particular about giving children cheap names, saying that they are easier to feed. The village...gt;gt;
A relatively funny nickname: A female friend has a flat chest. Her boyfriend joked with her and gave her the nickname "Microwave". But I heard that the end would be disastrous
There is a big brother in the dormitory whose only hobby is sleeping! So everyone called him "the leader"!
I have a colleague who was originally nicknamed "Luo Shui". Now that we have entered the digital age, we have changed our name to "6841414", which means "a trace of Luo Shui".
I spend all my monthly salary, and my mother calls me Moonlight Ancestor! (I have also heard of a "Moonlight Princess", hehe)
My colleagues all call a certain player of the Guoan team a side leak, and everyone can definitely guess the reason.
When I was in school, I jokingly called a classmate "three without nature and two in nature". Taking the meaning of "Three Wus" as "boring, stupid, and scoundrel", in the beginning, human beings are inherently good, and they are unique in nature.
In middle school, the most straightforward nickname given to boys who are less than 176cm is: root number 3
When I was in college, I had a classmate who liked to sleep in class, and would snore very loudly when sleeping. , so everyone called him Cannon! "
I have a colleague because the first letter of her name in Chinese pinyin is F, so we call her F2
One of my classmates named Zhang because she was extremely fat. "Big Hippo" later evolved into "Brother Ma" after hundreds of millions of years. Similarly, a man named Potato finally evolved into "Brother Tu" ^-^
There is a classmate below who was very good at telling dirty jokes in high school. Then he was named "Lao Huang"
Later, he not only told it himself, but also mobilized "underachieving" classmates to tell dirty jokes, so he was renamed "Jiao Huang"
When I was in high school, our class teacher's surname was Ao - so his nickname was "Ao Bai"
A comrade complained that the new mat at home was not good and was full of burrs, which pricked his knees and his wife. The people in the dormitory laughed wildly~~ Later, a comrade made a joke and asked him to go to the podium to show everyone how to do it. He laughed and said: "I will go to the moon to demonstrate.
"Since then, I have been nicknamed - "Moon Instructor"
A girl in high school has a short neck and is nicknamed Tibetan Riffle
The nickname of a girl in our class
A girl is white, fat, and very tender, and is called Wuhua
A girl has a flatter face, and her lower jaw is pointed, slightly protruding, and is called a shovel
A girl's face area It's bigger, flat, and somewhat dark, with a few freckles. It's called black sesame cake. When I was in middle school, my classmates thought I was dark, so they gave it to me. I got the nickname "Dark Horse Prince". When I got to secondary school, my face turned red and became "Red-faced Guan Gong".
Our former math teacher was very nice and serious. , that is, Mian Mian, everyone calls him Lao Mian Mian, and his department representative is also called Mian Mian, so he is called Little Mian Mian.
The first teacher in the university is very popular. It is fierce and is called "Machete"; there is also a teacher, a doctor who studied abroad, who is very powerful. He makes weird questions and uses no curse words, but it can make you feel chest tight for several days. He is called "Little Flying Knife".
There are many comrades with the surname Wang in the office. A certain comrade is ranked sixth and is called "King Six". Recently, two new comrades have been admitted, and the little comrade is finally ranked eighth~ What a miserable life!
Part 1 The teachers in college were called the "Four Famous Catchers" based on their performance in proctoring exams.
This is not his real name. If you don't understand it clearly, you'll behave like a dog.
I also have a teacher who teaches education and says that as long as you memorize more, you will do well in the exam, so we call her Beethoven
I have a colleague in my workplace named Cui Changfu, who is known as the "whore"
My high school chemistry teacher is very fat and we call her "fertilizer"
We are very particular in the countryside. They gave their children cheap names, saying that they would make a living. There was a family in the village who had a pair of twin boys, and they were very happy. The names they gave were cheap and matching enough. The eldest son was named "P-eye" and the old boy was called "P-eyes". "No, no" (just put the P sound!)
A friend of mine is nicknamed "Levinsky" because his surname is Wen and he can drive. Driver Wen.
There are ten evil people in our university, namely;
Pig intestines, Huang Dapao, Fu Datong, Tao Dung, Ma Daha, Li Dazui, Dong Dabu, Ding Dadu, Pan Datou, Yan Datou
In the first grade of junior high school, there was a classmate with a big head, named: Datou; in the second grade of junior high school, another one with a big head came and was transferred. After taking the physiology class, this time the name was amazing: ***!
A female classmate in my class eats a lot and is nicknamed "Liu Liang"; another female classmate likes to exchange boyfriends and has "Every The nickname of "Brother Zhou".
There is someone in our dormitory who eats steamed buns every day, so everyone calls him the leader of the Demon Cult. There is also a beggar gang leader, because he always eats steamed buns and teaches leftovers...gt;gt;
A collection of funny nicknames for a female friend ~ she has flat chest, her boyfriend joked with her, Give her the nickname "Microwave". But I heard that the end was disastrous
There was an older brother in the dormitory whose only hobby was sleeping! So everyone called him "The Leader"!
There was a colleague whose original nickname was "Luo Luo Si", and now Entering the digital era, the name has been changed to "6841414", which means "a trace of radish".
I spend all my monthly salary, and my mother calls me Moonlight Ancestor! ! !
My colleagues all call a certain Guoan player a side leak, and you can definitely guess the reason.
When I was in school, I jokingly called a classmate "three without nature and two in nature". Taking the meaning of "Three Nothings" as "boring, stupid, and scoundrel", human beings are inherently good in nature, and they are unique in their nature.
In middle school, the most straightforward nickname given to boys who are less than 176cm is: root number 3
When I was in college, I had a classmate who liked to sleep in class, and would snore very loudly when sleeping. , so everyone called him Cannon! ”
I have a colleague because the first letter of her name in Chinese pinyin is F, so we call her F2
One of my classmates named Zhang because she was extremely fat. "Big Hippopotamus" later evolved into "Brother Ma" after hundreds of millions of years. In the same way
The one named Potato finally evolved into "Brother Tu" ^-^
I have a classmate in high school. Shi Te was able to tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang".
Later, he not only told it himself, but also mobilized "underachieving" classmates to tell dirty jokes, so he was renamed ""Teacher"
Yellow".
When I was in high school, our class teacher’s surname was Ao---so his nickname was "Ao Bai"
A comrade complained that the new mat at home was not good, and it was full of burrs and pricks. His knee pierced his wife's back. The people in the dormitory
laughed wildly~~ Later, some comrades made a joke to him and asked him to come to the podium to show everyone how to pierce. He smiled and said:
"I even went to the moon to demonstrate." Since then, he has been nicknamed ------- "Moon Instructor"
A girl in high school has a short neck. Received the nickname Tibetan Giraffe
The nickname of the girls in our class
A girl is white, fat, and very tender, named Wuhua
A girl with a face It is relatively flat, and the lower jaw is pointed and slightly forward, which is called a shovel
A girl's face is larger, flat, and somewhat dark, with some freckles, called a black sesame cake
When I was in middle school. My classmates thought I was dark. There is a prince charming in the class. then. He gave me the nickname "Dark Horse King". Arrived at technical secondary school. My face has dark edges and turned red. The nickname became the red-faced Guan Gong.
Our former math teacher was a very nice and serious person. He was also soft-spoken. Everyone called him Lao Mian-Mian, his department representative.
He was also soft-spoken. , hence the name, Little Cotton, all male.
In the past, the gg in my class was ranked with the word "老", Lao Bian (head), Lao (sow) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang), Lao
Blowing,. . . . . . . . . . . mm is the word "big", big turtle (head), big black, ***,
There is a teacher in the university, who is very fierce in seizing people, and is called "machete"; there is another teacher, a doctor who studied abroad. , very powerful, the questions are weird, scolding
People don't use any curse words, but they can make you feel chest tight for several days, which is called "little flying knife".
There are many comrades named Wang in the office. A certain comrade is ranked sixth and is called "Wang Liu". Recently, two new kings have been admitted, and the little comrade is finally ranked 8th.
~~~~~~Life is hard!
When I was in college, my teachers were called the "Four Famous Catchers" and "***" based on their scores for catching cheating during exams.
This is no longer a nickname. . It's the real name. Dogs flock together. If anyone doesn't understand clearly, they will become a pack of dogs.
I happened to see a girl with an unusually flat and round face. I called her Plate. There is a classmate who runs very fast. He is called a tortoise because he can run faster than a hare.
My first classmate in junior high school was named Yang Wei, but he felt it sounded bad and changed his name to "Impotence"
I also have a teacher who teaches education and says that as long as you memorize a lot, you will do well in the exam, so, We call her Beethoven
I have a colleague in my workplace named Cui Changfu, who is known as the "whore"
My high school chemistry teacher is very fat~~~ We call her "fertilizer" .
In our rural areas, we are particular about giving children cheap names, saying that they are easier to feed.
There was a family in the village who raised a pair of twin boys. They were very happy. Their names were both mean and confusing. The eldest boy was called "P Eyes" and the old boy was called "No No" (that is, Make the P sound
(La!)
A friend of mine is nicknamed "Levinsky" because his surname is Wen and he can drive. When a friend is in trouble, call him: Come and call the driver.
There are ten evil people in our university, namely;
Pig Intestine, Huang Dapao, Fu Datong, Tao Dadong, Ma Daha, Li Dazui, Dong Dahipu, Ding Dadu , Pan big (butt) eye, Yan
Big head
There was a classmate in the first grade of junior high school with a big head, named: Big head; he was transferred away in the second grade of junior high school. In the third grade of junior high school, another boy with a big head came to the school... gt; gt;
A collection of funny nicknames for boys. How to give nicknames to boys with big bellies
You What's the funniest nickname you've ever heard? Fan Tong (Fan Tong) Happiness is what you get on your own initiative, and the ways of happiness are becoming more and more diverse. We need to work together to discover happiness, create happiness, collect happiness, enjoy happiness, and spread happiness. We all have names, and we all want happiness. Find some happiness from your and my names! The "Club with the same name and surname" has added a lot of happiness to our lives. We are now launching the "Top Ten Funniest Names in China". You are welcome to enjoy the happiness and spread the happiness - excerpted from: Very Happy Network (vvvhappy)
The music teacher is called "Pipe Organ"
The bodybuilding teacher is called "Chen Yaling"
The doctor is called "Duan Zhen" (broken needle)
The driver's name is "Wu An'an"
The boiler heat treatment professional teacher's name is "Wu Yanmei"
The following names are for your reference. Try to avoid similar associations when choosing names
Wei Junzhi (hypocrite)
Wang Guojun (the fallen king)
Zeng Taoyan (really annoying)
Zhang Peng (tent)
Lai Yuejin (still male)
Ji Congliang (very, very good)
Fan Tong (rice bucket) I guess he ate too much
Xiang Jiewen (want to kiss)
Wu Guansheng (no promotion)
Bi Yuntao (condom)
Han Xiangsheng (still want to give birth)
Bo Yaonan (I don’t want a boy~~)
Zhu Changfen (Chew Chest Fun)
Huang Shulan (Weasel)
Su Yike (a tree)
Zeng Kunnan (Really Difficult) - Not Easy
Gou Xueji (A Dog Learns from a Chicken)
Luo Tiren (Nude Man)
Wu Hua Zhu (I am a nymphomaniac)
Qu Jing (Prayer) Probably his father came back from the West to seek Buddhist scriptures, and this child was born
Wu Fulu (Wu Fulu) looks like him from his clothes He was a poor lower-middle peasant, and it seemed that he really lived up to his name. He was neither blessed nor well-off.
Hua Yandan (test list) Are you always sick?
Yin Hao (quotation marks)
Zheng Zaihao (working on it)
Yuan Gong (employee)
Wu Gong (centipede)
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Straighten the thick roots (heel)
Zhu Yuepo (pig belly)
Lu Yidian (show a little bit) The three brothers and sisters of the Lu family
Lu Liangdian (show a little bit) )
Lu Shandian (Three Points Revealed)
Shen Jingbing (Psychosis)
Zhu Fan (Pig Manure)
Mai Ying ( Prostitution) Beware of getting caught!
Yue Jing (menstruation)
Wei Anfu (comfort woman)
Xia Liu (dirty)
Cao Linliang (?) really dare not Call him whatever you want!
Qin Shousheng (animal born) doesn’t know what his parents think!
Duan Ming (died)
Fan Jian (conducted a lowly act)
Yang Wei (impotence)
Li Jianren (you*** )
Shen Dejian (born to be humble)
Shi Ding (determined to die)
Zhu Shi (pig shit)
What's so big about Linzi? There are birds, and China has a large population and everything is possible. "Club with the same name and surname" and "Top Ten Funniest Names" are just the beginning. Happiness comes from the most common life and is waiting for us to tap it. Let us create an "unconventional happiness" by liberating our minds and breaking the conventional happiness.
Funny Nicknames 30 Minutes Nickname Collection Hilarious! ! --------Repost
A female friend has flat chest. Her boyfriend joked with her and gave her the nickname "Microwave". But I heard that the end was terrible
Tragic
There was a big brother in the dormitory whose only hobby was sleeping! So everyone called him "the leader"!
Occasionally, a colleague The nickname is "Luotishi". Now in the digital era, the name has been changed to "6841414", which means "
A trace of radish shreds".
I spend all my monthly salary, and my mother calls me Moonlight Ancestor! ! ! (I have also heard of a "Moonlight Princess", hey
Hey)
My colleagues all call a certain player on the Guoan team a side leak, and you can definitely guess the reason.
When I was in school, I jokingly called a classmate "three without nature and two in nature". Taking the meaning of "Three Nothings" as "boring, stupid, and scoundrel"
, in the beginning, human beings are inherently good, and they are unique in nature.
In middle school, the most straightforward nickname given to boys who are less than 176cm is: root number 3
When I was in college, I had a classmate who liked to sleep in class, and would snore very loudly while sleeping. , so everyone called him Cannon! ”
I have a colleague because the first letter of her name in Chinese pinyin is F, so we call her F2
There is a classmate named Zhang who is so fat that she calls her F2 "Big Hippopotamus" later evolved into "Brother Ma" after hundreds of millions of years.
Similarly, a man named Potato finally evolved into "Brother Tu" ^-^
I have a classmate in high school. Shi Te was able to tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang"
Later, he not only told it himself, but also mobilized "underachieving" classmates to tell dirty jokes, so he was renamed.
""Jiao Huang".
When I was in high school, our class teacher’s surname was Ao---so his nickname was "Ao Bai"
A comrade complained that the new mat at home was not good. It was full of burrs and pricks. His knee pierced his wife's back.
The people in the dormitory were laughing wildly~~ Later, some comrades made a joke to him and asked him to come to the podium to show everyone how to pierce.
He laughed and said: "I even went to the moon to demonstrate." Since then, he has been nicknamed ------- "Moon Instructor"
A high school girl with a short neck was nicknamed Tibetan Giraffe
Nicknames for the girls in our class
One girl is white, fat, and very tender, called Wuhua
One girl has a flatter face and a pointed chin , slightly stretched forward, is called a shovel
A girl's face is larger, flat, somewhat dark, and has some freckles, called a black sesame cake
When I was in middle school. My classmates thought I was dark. There is a prince charming in the class. then. He nicknamed me
Prince Dark Horse. Arrived at technical secondary school. My face has dark edges and turned red. The nickname became the red-faced Guan Gong.
Our former math teacher was a very nice and serious person. He was soft-spoken. Everyone called him, Lao Mian-Mian. His
Department representative was also soft-spoken. , hence the name, Little Cotton, all male.
In the past, the gg in my class was ranked with the word "老", Lao Bian (head), Lao (sow) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang), Lao
Blowing,. . . . . . . . . . . mm is the word "big", big turtle (head), big black, ***,
There is a teacher in the university, who is very fierce in seizing people, and is called "machete"; there is another teacher, a doctor who studied abroad. , very powerful, came up with a question
Weird, the curse word does not include curse words, but it can make you feel chest tight for several days, which is called "little flying knife".
There are many comrades named Wang in the office, and a certain comrade ranked sixth, known as "Wang Liu". Recently, two new kings were admitted, and the comrade finally ranked eighth. ~~~~~~Life is hard!
The teachers when I was in college were called the "Four Famous Catchers" and the "Four
Killers" based on their performance in catching cheating during exams.
This is not a nickname...gt;gt;
What is the funniest nickname in the world? According to the name query system of the Ministry of Public Security, the most hilarious names in the country~~
Liu Chan
Yang Wei
Lai Yuejing (still a boy)
Fan Jian
Ji Congliang
Fan Tong
Xia Jianren
Zhu Yiqun
Qin Shousheng (loss) His parents can think of it)
Pang Guang
Du Qiyan
Wei Shengjin
Jiao Hougen
Shen Jingbing
Ranked first: Shi Zhenxiang
The music teacher is called "Pipe Organ"
The bodybuilding teacher is called "Chen Yaling"
The doctor is called "Duan Zhen" (broken needle)
The driver's name is "Wu An'an"
The boiler heat treatment professional teacher is called "Wu Yanmei"
The following names are for your reference , try to avoid similar associations when choosing names
Wei Junzhi (hypocrite)
Wang Guojun (the king of the country that has perished)
Zeng Taoyan (really annoying)
Zhang Peng (tent)
Lai Yuejin (still male)
Ji Congliang (very, very good)
Fan Tong (rice bucket) I guess I ate too much
Xiang Jiewen (want to kiss)
Wu Guansheng (no promotion)
Bi Yuntao (condom)
Han Xiangsheng (still wants to give birth)
Bo Yaonan (don’t want a boy~~)
Zhu Changfen (chee rice rolls)
Huang Shulan (weasel) )
Su Yike (a tree)
Zeng Kunnan (really difficult) - not easy
Gou Xueji (a dog imitates a chicken)
Luo Tiren (Nude Man)
Wu Huazhu (My Nymphomaniac)
Qu Jing (Prayer) Probably his father came back from the West to seek Buddhist scriptures, and this child was born
Wu Fulu (无福鲁) Judging from his clothes, he looks like a poor and lower-middle peasant. It seems that he really deserves his name. Wu Fulu and Wu Fulu.
Hua Yandan (test list) Are you always sick?
Yin Hao (quotation marks)
Zheng Zaihao (working on it)
Yuan Gong (employee)
Wu Gong (centipede)
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Straighten the thick roots (heel)
Zhu Yuepo (pig belly)
Lu Yidian (show a little bit) The three brothers and sisters of the Lu family
Lu Liangdian (show a little bit) )
Lu Shandian (Three Points Revealed)
Shen Jingbing (Psychosis)
Zhu Fan (Pig Manure)
Mai Ying ( Prostitution) Beware of getting caught!
Yue Jing (menstruation)
Wei Anfu (comfort woman)
Xia Liu (dirty)
Cao Linliang (?) really dare not Call him whatever you want!
Qin Shousheng (animal born) doesn’t know what his parents think!
Duan Ming (died)
Fan Jian (conducted a lowly act)
Yang Wei (impotence)
Li Jianren (you*** )
Shen Dejian (born cheaply)
Shi Ding (death determined)
Zhu Shi (pig shit)
Funny nicknames Xiaoxiaozi
Please help me come up with some funny nicknames, Brother Bullshit***, Brother Pitian is a wretched man, Brother Pitian is a wretched man, Brother is a dog-raised person~ Dog-raised~, Brother is constipated. Brother Shu Chang. ***Brother, Mensao Brother ~ All kinds of brothers and little brothers. Brother Disaster, Emperor of Truth, Emperor of Explanation ***, Emperor, Chicken Po, Eight Pigs, Shaobing, Omelette, Egg Powder, Fried Dough, Potato, Sautéed Melon, Bored Melon, and Cucumber. Taozi condom~ I don’t want to hit too many strips = =. A waste of time
Give Zhang Kai a super funny nickname. I found that ugly people have priority to speak, because we often hear people say: "I say the ugly things first"