The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is an excellent book. Over the years, it has been revised many times by many different editing teams, and countless travelers and data collectors have contributed to it. In many civilized worlds where the eastern edge of the Milky Way is more leisurely, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way has replaced the position of the encyclopedia of the Great Galaxy and become the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom. Although this book is redundant and contains many fabricated chapters, it is superior to that book with a longer history and more boring content in two important aspects-

First of all, the price is cheap. Secondly, the word "Don't panic" is engraved on the cover. The font is very large and friendly.

The preface of this book begins like this: "Space," the book says, "is very vast. It's too broad. You can't believe how vast, boundless and tongue-tied it is. I mean, you may think it's far to the pharmacy, but it's just a peanut in space. Listen to me ... "

What do you need to prepare for roaming the galaxy? Of course, you have to buy a meson version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy published by Little Bear Galaxy Press, and then you have to put some ballpoint pens, a notebook and a piece of information on Marks &; Spencer department store bought a big towel. Why do you need these things? Take a towel as an example.

According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, towels are basically the most common items that an interstellar rover can own. Part of the reason is that the towel has great use value: you can wrap it to keep warm and jump in the cold satellite group of Jagland Beta; You can lie on the splendid marble beach of King No.5, wrapped in a towel and breathing intoxicating seawater vapor; You can sleep on the desert planet Carclavern with a towel, and the stars overhead are so dazzling; You can use a towel as a sail, tie a raft and sail along the slowly flowing Moss River. Towels can be soaked and used as weapons in unarmed combat; In an emergency, you can wave a towel to send out a distress signal. Besides, as long as the towel looks clean enough, you can of course use it to dry your body.

More importantly, towels have great psychological value. If you find a wanderer with a towel, you will naturally think that this wanderer also has a toothbrush, towel, soap, biscuit box, flask, compass, map, wool ball, mosquito spray, rain gear, spacesuit and so on. Further, you will think that if a person can cross such a vast and long galaxy, go through hardships, visit slums, struggle in a terrible disadvantage, and know where his towel is when he succeeds here, then it is obvious that this person is trustworthy.

A long trip will not only broaden your horizons, but also stimulate your thinking, such as exploring the grand question related to life: why are people born? Why did you die? From birth to death, why do people spend so much time wearing electronic watches?

Many, many millions of years ago, a pan-dimensional biological race with super wisdom was fed up with endless quarrels caused by the meaning of life, and they built an excellent supercomputer for this purpose. This computer is called deep thinking, and it is incredibly smart. It took 7.5 million years to get the answers about life, the universe and everything.

Unfortunately, you won't like this answer. In fact, the problem is that you don't understand what the question is, just like a thoughtful explanation: "Once you know exactly what the question represents, you will understand what the answer means." However, what is the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything? Deep thought can't answer, but it knows who can.

"I don't mean anything else, but the computer that appeared after me," said thoughtfully. "I am not even qualified to calculate the most basic working parameters for it-but I will design this computer for you. This computer can calculate the ultimate answer to the question. This computer has infinite complexity, so that organic life itself will form a part of its operation matrix. You will get a new look yourself. Go to the computer and guide it to complete the running program of100000 years! Yes! I will design this computer for you. I'll name you, too. This computer will be called-Earth! "

You may be a little hungry after reading this. Well, be patient a little longer, and we will soon have a good meal in a restaurant, which is at the end of the universe.