Question 1: Why is Song Jia called Teacher Xiaohua? Because there is a teacher in the first grade who is also named Song. She asked others to call that teacher Teacher Song and call her Teacher Xiaohua. Be kinder to very young friends
Question 2: Why did the first-grade teacher Xiaohua call her Xiaohua? She thought it was fun, so she called her. It means that Song Jia is very optimistic, which is the best She said during the on-site visit
There was a teacher in the first grade who also had the surname Song. She asked others to call that teacher Teacher Song and call her Teacher Xiaohua. Be kind to a very young friend
Question 3: Which issue of first-grade Song Jia’s speech, I am Song Xiaohua, not Song Joke 1. A buck, it walked, getting more and more Go faster and faster, and finally it turns into a highway (deer)!!!
2. Two tomatoes were crossing the road, and a car was passing by. One of them couldn't dodge and was crushed, and the other one was crushed. A tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed: Dig hahaha,
…
3.
Said: "I'm going to eat you!" ! "Guess what happened?
As a result,
ate the lamb.
4. When a stone and
fought, the stone flew up and killed < /p>
Kicked into the sea...
Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who made a private vow for life, but the boy needed it
, so he made a vow with the girl and gave it to the girl. A diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl today three years later, when the time comes, that ring will serve as a gift. Finally, three years have passed, and the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has been unable to wait. When she realized that she was so sad and desperate, she threw her
into the sea and walked away. However, the boy had actually been waiting for the girl. However, the girl misunderstood the date of the date, so she became forever Regretful. The boy was heartbroken... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught?
!!!
5.
Is it a boy or a girl?
The answer is boys because
has a foreskin
6. There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he was hit by a car and he became big. He shouted: "Quack!" From then on, he turned into a cucumber!!
7.
Suddenly his head felt itchy, so he stretched out his hand to scratch it, and scratched himself. Burned to death...
8. Once upon a time there was a bird
He would pass by a cornfield every day
But unfortunately
One day there was a fire in that cornfield
All the corn turned into
After the bird flew over...
I thought it was snowing, but it was so cold...
9. When will Taiwan want to be reunified?
When buying
10.
Chatting with Abo and telling each other that time is not forgiving.
: "Memory
, the happiest thing I have ever lived is
."
Abai: "After ten years it is< /p>
”
: “It will be in ten years
”
Abo: “It will be in a few decades
p>
"
Ah Song: "In another few decades."
Abo: "
.
"
11. Soldiers: "Thirsty... thirsty..."
Cao Cao: "Everyone, hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is one nearby
I might be there if I walk for a while."
All the soldiers: "Oh￣￣￣￣Yes
Eat￣￣￣Oh￣￣￣"
Half an hour later--
: "
! The expedition found plenty of water! "
Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, everyone
? Finally there is water to drink."
All the soldiers: "If you don't go... you must find it.
..." 12. A girl was lovelorn. I advised her: "Two-legged Toads are hard to find, but there are plenty of men out there! "
13. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?" ”
14. A piece of medium rare
and a piece of medium rare
met on the street, why didn’t they say hello? (Suppose they Can talk)
Because………………..
Because…………
Because they are not familiar with each other~~ ~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason:
< p> (Silent)16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him
and then asked him: "Tell me, where are you?" of? If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! ! ! "The college student replied to the enemy and was electrocuted to death...
He said: "I am from the TV University! "
17. Person A: "I will take you to a place where all the girls are not wearing any
clothes. "
B: "
? Where? Take me there quickly! ”
Person A: “It’s in the kindergarten next door!” ”
18.
Interviewed a show audience on the spot and asked: “Which female host do you admire most in your mind?” The audience said: "It's you." ”
Question: “Why do you say that?” The audience said: "Because you look a bit like
!" ”
19. Do you know
what color it is?
Red, wrong!
It’s white
If you don’t believe me, just read it
in English:
man (a white person)
20. Why did N Xiaoming fall?
p>Please think twice…………………………..
Because the floor is slippery
21. After a party, a group of animals rushed in
p>When I was shopping, I was beaten out by the clerk because I was too noisy, but the lamb was left alone in the store. Why?
It doesn’t close for 4 hours... < /p>
22.
and
were crossing the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!
Result
I was hit by a car, but I was fine.
I have ears! ......>>
< p> Question 4: What TV series has Song Xiaohua played in? Song Xiaohua is Song Jia. Song Jia was born on November 13, 1980 in Nangang District, Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province. She graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theater Academy and is a Chinese actress. She has a predecessor with the same name. Actress Song Jia is often called "Little Song Jia" by the media.
The TV series that Song Xiaohua starred in are as follows:
Question 5: Which star is Xiaohua nicknamed Song Jia
Question 6: There is a person on TV called Teacher Xiaohua. What kind of TV is that? There is a program called "First Grade" on Hunan Satellite TV, in which Song Jia is called Teacher Xiaohua by the children
Question 7: Whose nickname is Xiaohua Cat
Question 8: What is the name of the teacher Xiaohua in the first-grade variety show, Song Jia?
Song Jia was born on November 13, 1980 in Nangang District, Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province. She graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theater Academy and is a Chinese actress. Because she has a predecessor actress with the same name, Song Jia, she is often called "Song Jia" by the media. "Little Song Jia". [1]
In 2006, she came to prominence in the movie "Curiosity Killed the Cat", for which she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress at the 26th China Golden Rooster Award [2]; in 2012, she starred in the urban inspirational drama " "So Fragrant", played by Rong Fenfang. [3-4] In the same year, Song Jia won the Best TV Drama Actress Award at the 18th Shanghai TV Festival and the "Best Artistic Performance Actress Award" at the 9th China Golden Eagle TV Arts Festival for "Cliff"; in 2013, she The starring movie "Xiao Hong" won the "Best Actress" at the 29th China Film Golden Rooster Award and the "Best Actress" at the 9th China-US Film Festival Golden Angel Award. [5]
Question 9: Is Teacher Xiaohua a star in the first grade or what? Song Jia, born on November 13, 1980 in Nangang District, Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province, graduated from Department of Acting, Shanghai Theater Academy, Chinese actress