The weather was cold, and there were six or nine heads in the second spring. On the fifteenth day of the first month, a pair of lions rolled hydrangeas on the Dragon Lantern Festival. On March 3rd, the Queen Mother held a flat peach party, and Monkey Sun stole peaches. On the fifth day of May, Xu Xian, the white snake, did not come to an end; On the seventh day of July, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl shed tears; On August 15th, I went to cover the moon, and Chang 'e in the moon palace made me sad. If you want to talk about sorrow, let's talk about sorrow. Let's have an 18-year-old tongue twister: the wolf is worried, the tiger is worried, the elephant is worried, the deer is worried, the mule is worried, the cow is worried, the sheep is worried, the pig is worried, the dog is worried, the duck is worried, the goose is worried, the toad is worried, the crab is worried, the clam is worried, the turtle is worried, the fish is worried, and the shrimp is worried. Tiger sorrow can't play tricks on the ambition of the wolf at the foot of the mountain, like a thick-skinned sad face, deer sorrow has big horns on its head, horse sorrow has a long saddle, mule sorrow has a lifetime rest, sheep sorrow has a beard since childhood, cow sorrow is whipped, dog sorrow can't change the habit of eating shit, pig sorrow can't get out of the sewer, frog sorrow has pustules and crab sorrow. Call me a compliment. I will. When I am free, I spill the beans. ...