Second, money has the face to be called a male god, money has the face to be called a husband, and money has the face to be called a blue face. As for the poor, I'm sorry you are a good man ... ah, what a painful understanding!
Third, in high school, because it was too hot in summer, I would put a book under my ass. If I think the book under my ass is hot, I'll change it. The idiot in the back table said to me: Do you have eyes on your ass? After reading a book, change it.
Fourth, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for going to work.
5. I was drinking with my friends at the food stall, and suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home and slapped herself instantly. How to distract yourself by drinking? Come on, let's get started!
From today on, as long as they are my friends, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.
7. Who said, "Never forget, there will be repercussions"? The person you like never talks to me and wants to get rich overnight, which has never come true.
Eight, girls don't quarrel casually, it will appear that they are very uneducated, and they should slap in the face and let him know what is both civil and military.
9. You never know how bad your luck is if you don't buy lottery tickets, how bad your popularity is if you don't borrow money, and how ugly you are if you don't confess.
There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.
Eleven, other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters.
The teacher did the first half: Ginger is still old and spicy, so let the students do the second half. Xiao Ming immediately took out the next couplet: breasts are still bigger than women. Teacher: Xiaoming, get out of here.
Thirteen, sometimes you don't work hard, and you don't even know what despair is.
Fourteen, the speed of making money is as slow as a tortoise crawling, and the speed of spending money is as fast as a rabbit running.
15. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.
Sixteen, others say that leg hair and long kidneys are good, and I touched my leg hair with satisfaction! Why does a girl want such a good kidney?
If you feel tired like a dog all day, you really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.
The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting.
Twenty, everyone is: at a loss, but I am deep; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.
Twenty-one, I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew past me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.
Twenty-two, time is a knife to kill pigs, only suitable for good-looking people. It can do nothing for ugly people.
Twenty-three, people used to say that I have small eyes, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.
Twenty-four, in fact, the real rich are very low-key, and the appearance is invisible. Take me for example. Although I often ride a broken bike to the streets, who would know that there is an electric car at home?