Please send a funny text message to your girlfriend!

I once thought there was something better, but over and over again I realized that the best is around me, just like you. At first, I didn't take your appearance seriously, but as time went by, I realized that you were the one who was the best to bully!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in seclusion in a place with green mountains and clear waters. It's just you and me there, with a green grassland in front of us. When I have nothing to do, I lie on the grass and watch you tenderly... eating grass!

Are you lonely? If so, then go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and go to the top of the building to wave the stick when the wind blows. What will others ask you for? ? Just say: I have convulsions

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky was so clear and quiet, the sun was so bright, and the sea was so vast. You were standing on the blue seaside, and I Poke you with a stick, hey, this little bastard has a pretty hard shell.

When you are alone and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a knife to cut it, peel it, chop it, and at the same time you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I kill the pen, I kill the pen, I kill the pen.

I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If I can’t smash you, it will be in vain. alive.

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang; but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong.

Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could beat the rabbit back then. ?

The manager said to the secretary: Remember to remind me of the meeting on August 10th. The secretary said: This happened the day before yesterday. The manager said: Oh my God! I forgot to attend the meeting! The secretary said: You have already been there.

You look really creative. Living requires great courage. No one is satisfied with being born like this. It’s just God who lost his temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can set off the world? of beauty.

The recent trend of mice loving rice reminds me of you. Your soft, boneless skin and your frail little body really make me worried and fearful: Damn rice bugs! Don't come and harm my rice!

You are carrying forward the past and advancing with the times. You always represent the direction of advanced feeding technology, the source of high-quality feed, and the highest level of meat supply! It’s the piglet representing the Three Represents! Revolutionary pig!

I was so ridiculous last night, how could I do such a rude and rude thing to you? I sincerely apologize to you and ask for your forgiveness: I really shouldn’t have… snatched your lollipop.

When the white clouds drift by, that is the sign that I miss you; when the stars twinkle, that is the feeling that I miss you; when the rain falls, that is the evidence that I miss you; when thunder and lightning strike, that is the feeling that I miss you. I pray to heaven that you get hit!

If I had a happy candy, I would give it to you, wishing you happiness! If I have two pills, I will give you one and keep the other. We will be happy together! If I have three, I will give them all to you, because I want you to have more cavities than me!

The wasp pursues the white butterfly: You are a white angel, and I love your simplicity. The next day when I met Hua Butterfly, Wasp stared at it for a long time and said sarcastically: It's quite fashionable! It’s so quick to get into body painting!

According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune today. First, get an explosive hairstyle, wear patchwork clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand. Walk along the street, muttering: "Okay, okay!"

You are really brave... I had a dream that night. I dreamed that you met a tiger alone on Jinggang Mountain. After a fierce fight, you were able to survive unharmed. Later I learned that tigers don’t eat pork

The two supervisors decided to personally guide the female secretary’s work. A said: It is our responsibility to teach her what she should and should not do. B said excitedly: Yes! It's your job to teach her what to do.

After only five months of marriage, the wife gave birth to a chubby boy. The husband asked suspiciously: Did the baby come too early? The wife replied: We got married a little late.

As soon as the husband entered the door, he shouted: So we are having a cold dinner tonight! The wife asked curiously: It is indeed a cold meal, how do you know? Husband: Because there is no smell of paste in the house.

A Girl: Why are your lips so badly burned? Otome: I don’t wear glasses because of myopia. A: Will it be permed like this? B: I mistook the car cigarette lighter for lipstick again.

1. If I have 2 candies, I will eat one and the other.

You watch me eat it!

2. I have been friends with you for so long, and you have always They all care about me.

But I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you...

So, in the next life, you will be a bull and a horse_______ me I will definitely pull grass for you to eat.

3. I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you.

I am afraid that you are busy, afraid that you will ignore me, afraid that you will think that I Harassment.

I really want to contact you, but...

The phone bill is really expensive, please call me!

4 .If you were a shooting star, I would pursue you.

If you were a satellite, I would wait for you.

If you were a star, I would fall in love with you.

< p>Unfortunately...you are an orangutan _____ and I can only see you in the zoo!!

5. Sorry! I sent you a text message so late.

If it disturbs you, then I would like to say ______ to you

You deserve it! Who told you to go to bed earlier than me, haha.

6. Encounter You_ are the beginning of my heartbeat.

Falling in love with you_ is my happy choice.

Having you_ is my most precious wealth.

Forever The one I love is you.

Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person ____!

7. According to statistics, more than 99% of people who look like pigs use big words. Use the thumb button to read text messages!

Hey, there’s no need to fight back, it’s too late. Pig head! Hahaha!

8. I wrote your name in the sky, but Blown away by the wind;

I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the North Sea;

I wrote your name in every corner.... .

xxx, I was arrested by the police!

9. If being good-looking is a mistake... I have already made a mistake.

If [handsome/cute] is a crime...I have already committed a heinous crime.

It’s so hard to be a human being! You’re fine, you’re right and you’re not Sin...I really envy you!

10. If one year of burning incense can lead to an encounter with you,

three years of burning incense can lead to an acquaintance with you,

< p>After ten years of burning incense, we can cherish each other.

For my happiness in the next life, I am willing to ______ convert to God!