Attack and Defense Session
Chairman: Thank you to the first defender of the negative side for her bare hands in peeling off the base for us... Now we will enter the attack and defense session. First, we will ask the affirmative side to select the second defender. I would like to attack and defend the second or third defense of the opposing side, please!
Zheng Er: Hello everyone! I applied for a second defense to "attack" the opposing side.
Anti-reflection: Ah... the other party is friendly, but I can't bear it.
Correction 2: The opposing debater should not make a final decision on whether he can bear it or not. We will discuss it after mediation. I would like to ask my fellow debater, let’s abandon this topic today. I would like to ask my fellow debater if he thinks the two of us should be together.
Anti-reflection: Ouch, fellow debater, you really shocked me, we can’t be together!
正二: Then why did the opponent’s fellow debater decide so immediately that we shouldn’t be together!
Reflection: My fellow debater, there is no love between us! I touch my heart and tell you that there is no love between us!
正二: Hey, fellow debater, you have misled all the children. Shouldn’t we be together without love? Even if we love him, we shouldn't be together! If there was love, why would there be so-called poaching? If there was love, why would there be so-called "different bedfellows"? If there was love, why would there be so-called cheating? The heart of the camp is in Han!
Reflection: Friend the other party, I do not deny that some people who are together do not have love, they only have love. But there are some people who don't love, they really shouldn't be together!
Correction 2: Friend the other debater, you are wrong again. Please allow me to quote an advertisement from Shangri-La. You don’t have to be acquainted to fall in love with someone. As long as you have a good relationship, you will have a good relationship. elegant. Fellow debater on the other side, I would like to ask you here what is the so-called gift from heaven. I wonder if the fellow debater on the other side understands the profound meaning of the names Guo Jingming and Han Han?
Reflection: Ask the other party’s fellow debater to make it clear.
Correspondence 2: Ah, friends of the other party, the truth is that they don’t hide it very deeply. Guo Jingming’s abbreviation is GJM, and Han Han’s is HH. Friend of the other party, the translation is very simple, that is, do it Gay? good! good!
Reflection: My fellow debater is very strange. When I type in the input method on my computer, if I type GJM, there may be a "gay" message, but if I type in the input method of my computer, HH. What should appear is not "good", but "haha"! Friend the other party, I believe you understand the other meaning of "haha", right? Friend the other party!
正二: Please don't tease me, okay? My friend, if you don't believe in the so-called indestructible marriage between them, then let me prove to everyone their so-called gay love. Because as we all know, Han Han won first place in the first New Concept Composition competition, and Guo Jingming was very strange. He won the third competition and won the fourth competition again. What is the reason? Based on our third and fourth debate research, the reason why Guo Jingming participated in the two competitions was that he sat in the same seat, which was the seat that Han Han sat in the first competition. They were already connected in the chrysanthemum. ah! If Guo Jingming was so proactive, would you still worry about the existence of true love between the two of them?
Reflection: Fellow debater, if the one you are talking about is called a chrysanthemum connection, then I don’t understand. I think the dormitories and sewers in Fengxian are all connected. Does having sex in Fengxian mean that I am already connected to everyone here? !
Correction 2: Friend the other debater, these two analogies are completely inappropriate. They are in the same seat, and thoughts are flowing. You are sitting on the same toilet, and you are connected. I don’t know what is coming out of this. Something! Friend the other party, I would like to ask you something more. We said that Han Han’s family has a dog called a golden retriever, and Xiaosi’s family also has a dog, also a golden retriever. Friend the other party, why do they raise the same golden retriever? ? Is this a matchmaker dog? Could you please explain it?
Reflection: Well, regarding this question, before I answer you, I can ask the audience how many people use Nokia mobile phones. Can you raise your hands? Wow, so many people use Nokia phones. Well, if you want to raise a golden retriever dog, it’s called a matchmaker dog. Now everyone uses Nokia mobile phones, isn’t it called a matchmaker phone?
Chairman: It’s time for defense. Please take your seats.
Zheng Er: OK, thank you!
Reflection: Haha!
Chairman: Now, I would like to ask the second defense of the negative side to choose the second or third defense of the affirmative side to continue attacking. Thank you!
Rebuttal: Let’s argue against the other party!
The second argument: You understand the second argument of the negative argument!
Contra: Second argument for the positive, haha! That's right, Han Han said something when talking about his views on homosexuality. He said that when God first created man, he had two heads, four hands, and four feet. In the end, he cut him into two pieces, half Became a man and half a woman.
So the goal of a man in this life is to find his other half woman. If he finds the wrong woman, he will become homosexual! My fellow debater, Han Han seems to have a very normal sexual orientation. How do you make him fall in love with Guo Jingming?
Correction 2: Friend the other party, you have misunderstood the nature of our Han Han. Han Han once said another sentence, that is, our first debate once mentioned that if you cultivate in the same boat for ten years, you will be able to cross the same boat for a hundred years. If you can practice sleeping on your pillow, you can practice homosexuality after a thousand years of cultivation. Friends of the other party have been arguing for thousands of years. Compared with the two, which one has higher attainments?
Reflection: Hey, the opponent’s fellow debater is obviously saying that our Young Master Han is the material of a thousand-year-old bastard. My fellow debater, I would like to ask you a second question, Han Han. In his first defense draft, the other party mentioned his encounter with Guo Jingming on the tenth anniversary of New Concept Composition. In fact, Han Han also said something during that encounter. . He said that if a man wants to become a great writer, he must go through countless experiences and countless women. So how can you guarantee that Guo Jingming is the one who is willing to be with Han Han after he has experienced countless women?
True Two: My fellow debater, you once again ignored another sentence compiled by our Han Han. He said that I have never been a person who follows the crowd. The opponent's debate partner, men and women, have been together for too long. He should be suitable for this guy next to George Han. He has a different taste.
Reflection: Friend the other party, although according to what you said, BL is popular now, the times still call for normal love. The advertisement also says, Orion is a good friend. They say, Orion is a good friend!
正二: The opponent’s friend still doesn’t believe that there is true love between Han Han and Guo Jingming, so I will restore the scene on the night of their tenth anniversary. Please look at our third and fourth debates. You see, both of them are tentatively shaking hands and sitting, while our third debater is tilting his body, so you can reveal to our fourth debater. Our fourth judge gave him an evil look, and he sat upright, because he knew that there were countless mobile phones filming him off the court, and among them were the eyes of our third judge. I would like to ask the audience if these two people are gay! Is there any true love?
(Yes!)
Anti-reflection: The opponent’s debate friends always tell us, saying, if you do this, this means there is true love, this means there is true feelings, then I am here, and I need to tell you honestly, don’t let your admiration for me rape my understanding of love!
Correction 2: My fellow debater, although there is a good saying that forcefulness is not sweet, but my fellow debater seems to have forgotten that there is a new power called training. Do you understand the true meaning of training? ! Training!
Reflection: Dear fellow debater, you don’t have to adjust the training if you want to. You can adjust it if you want. If you are not born with the potential to be trained, I don’t think you can train him no matter how hard you train him!
Zheng Er: Speaking of being trained, I don’t know if you have paid attention to Guo Jingming. I believe his appearance is slightly better than all the beauties here. When it comes to height, I have calculated it just now, and it is exactly the golden section. Such a well-matched pair, such a suitable pair of mandarin ducks, why do you, my opponent’s debate partner, forcefully break them up?
Anti-reflection: Hey, fellow debater, am I trying to force a mandarin duck into a fight? I remember that we, Fang Yibian, have clearly told you that Han Han is married, it seems to be a woman named Jin Lihua, not a man named Guo Jingming.
正二: As long as Han Han and Guo Jingming are together, then this woman Jin Lihua belongs to me! If I don’t go to hell, who will?
Chairman: Please take your seats, debate friends from both sides. Time is up. Thank you! Now I would like to invite the three affirmative and negative arguments to ask questions. Thank you!
Pros 3: I would like to ask the negative side to make three arguments.
Anti-reflection: Okay, hello to the other party’s third argument, I feel a lot of pressure.
Zhengsan: Relax, relax, we said we will see if two people are suitable to be together, there are still many conditions. In terms of objective conditions, we said that Guo Jingming, who is 1.55 meters tall, can look up at a profile of Han Han, who is 1.73 meters tall, at a 45-degree angle. May I ask why two people who are so objectively suitable for each other are not allowed to be together?
Reflection: Oops, this aspect is strange to me. You and I, Fang Erbian, can also have a 45-degree angle of profile, so why should we be together? What I mean is, should I and the other party be together for the second debate? No, I don't think that's okay.
Zheng San: Don’t be so hasty to hurt our Fang Erbian’s heart. Maybe he wants to be with you! The opponent’s friend told us that there is no love between them, but the opponent’s friend, you are not Guo Jingming, and you are not Han Han, how do you know that there is no love between them?
Reflection: But you, the other debater, are not Guo Jingming, and you are not Han Han. How can you know the joy of a fish if you are not a fish? How can you be sure that they are in love?
Zhengsan: Let’s take a look at something like this. When Han Han was being interviewed, he was asked such a question. Guo Jingming once said, I am used to being scolded by Han Han, and then Han Han said, hey , we are from the same family, fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, doesn’t this tell him that I am a husband and he is a wife?
Reflection: But I have made this joke with the other party in the second debate, and I don’t think there is anything wrong with it!
Zhengsan: Maybe you, my friend, didn’t realize that deep down in your heart, you actually wanted to be with our friend, Fang Erbian. Maybe you also woke up the moment Guo Jingming and Han Han were together, and you will follow me. Fang Er argued together.
Reflection: Friends of the other party, this is different. At least the second debate between me and the other party is still a combination of a man and a woman. I think I am a very straight person, and the second debate opponent He is also a very straight person. How can two straight people be so similar to two curved people?
正三: Alas, the opponent’s fellow debaters still don’t understand our second debate, and our second debate is actually crooked. Then let's look at it again. When we say two people are together, there is another condition. If two people speak the same language and have the same preferences, they can be together. If there is a better condition, then we Let’s talk about Guo Jingming and Han Han. They both like literature, are writers, and have been selected into the celebrity list at the same time. They even have the same dog. They have so many different hobbies and characteristics. , why not let them be together?
Reflection: You said it well, my fellow debater, they all like literature at the same time, but my fellow debater doesn’t know that there are many types of people who like literature. We all know that Han Han likes racing very much. If one day Han Han goes out to race at night, he will say to Guo Jingming, "Honey, I am going to race tonight." However, Guo Jingming used his unique and melancholy eyes to express his love for racing. Tell him, "I'm used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I've never gotten used to not being able to see you..." In this situation, imagine you are Han Han now, would you be willing to stay at home with you? Is he still willing to stick to his hobby and go racing?
Zhengsan: Can I take him to go racing with me? Such a simple question has never occurred to my opponent. Since I am willing to be with him, of course I am willing to be with him all the time, even if I am racing. Even writing, even at any time!
Chairman: It’s time for the debate. Two debaters are invited to take their seats.
Reflection: Thank you.
Chairman: Well, I will ask the two debaters to stand up, and we will continue with the three negative debaters and the three affirmative debaters. Thank you.
Three negatives: Kiss you.
Zhengsan: Um, hello.
Reflection: Now I want to ask you a question. If they were in the same era, should Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu be together?
Zhengsan: Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu... you can do it if you want!
Reflection: Um, friend of the other party, you are saying that they can do it if they want to, right? But I saw from your defense statement that I only found faint clues that Han Han and Guo Jingming should be together. But I think this is a very polite response as a scholar, and they did not give a very positive answer. So I think this does not reflect the love between the two of them!
Zhengsan: The reason why the two of them did not give a positive answer is because of the pressure of the world! We talked about how much social repercussions would be caused if two people with such a burden came forward and said that the two of us wanted to be together. But the reason why this condition is different from before is because the main trend in our society now is BL! So...
Reflection: Okay, my fellow debater told me that the main trend now is BL, but I am very doubtful now, how many of you here are lesbians and how many are BL? ? There is another question. Let’s go back to Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu. I know this question is a bit heavy. Compared with our previous attack and defense, we can calm down and think about this question now. We can compare Han Han to Lu Xun, and I think Guo Jingming can also be compared to Jia Baoyu to a certain extent, both of whom are sentimental and have no memory. So I want to know, do you think these two people should be together? If Lu Xun and Jia Baoyu should be together, then I admit that Han Han and Guo Jingming should be together.
Zhengsan: We have just said that two people can have sex if they want to. Now that love is unreliable, gay sex is the way to go!
Reflection: My friend, you said you can have sex if you want, then I want to know, if you and I want to fall in love now, and I want to woo you now, but you don’t like me, then I I have to tell you that we are together, so let’s be together, we will be together right now.
Then do you think this kind of love is reliable? Is this feeling worth cherishing?
Zhengsan: My friend, love is cultivated slowly. If you want to be with me, then I will accept you slowly and slowly.
Reflection: My fellow debater, what you are telling me now is that love can be cultivated, but there is another view that love is generated by a moment of passion. So how do you view such a problem? Woolen cloth?
Zhengsan: Just cultivate, cultivate, cultivate, and at a certain moment the passion will come!
Reflection: How long do you need to cultivate? But let me tell you, maybe you and I will never have passion in our lives. Let's look at the next question now. I know that Guo Jingming likes luxury goods very much, so Han Han once said that when people who are obviously low-class get together, they are called an upper-class society. So what I want to know is, if these two people have such different views on money and material things, why should they be able to be together?
Zhengsan: There is another reason why we say two people are together, that is, their personalities complement each other. We say that two people treat this problem poorly, but we can let them solve this housework in two aspects. If two people have the same ideas, it is inevitable that both people will make mistakes at the same time.
Reflection: My fellow debater, you said that their personalities complement each other, but can I understand that they are incompatible? We know that the farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you. Of course, this is a fact. The farthest distance is the distance between birds and fish. One is in the sky and the other is deep in the sea. And I think Han Han and Guo Jingming are just such a far distance apart. One of them is as cold as ice and the other as passionate as fire. How can two people be together? Woolen cloth?
Chairman: Okay, that’s the end of the debate. Thank you to the two debaters.