Funny phrases in copywriting at work

The funny phrases in the work copy are as follows:

1, the first thing to do when you get up every morning is not to go to work, and then go to work.

2. It's really unnecessary to go to work, but if you don't go to work, you will drink the northwest wind.

3. Do people who always say they don't want to go to work raise pigs at home? Where did he get his confidence?

When the alarm clock rings in the morning, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, you are not happy, but you should be together.

I suggested to my boss that our working hours could be reduced appropriately, so my boss asked me to stay and work overtime tonight.

7. I think my personality is not suitable for going to work, but only suitable for getting paid, but this kind of scene has only been encountered in my dreams.

I know there is such a thing as going to work in the world. I didn't come down to rob me.

9. Going to work is a kind of breathing pain, which spreads all over the body.

10, what do you mean? No matter how my boss treats me, I won't quit.