The host’s funny rhyming jingle:
1. I am mercury, which is highly toxic. I am the only liquid metal.
2. The water is winding and the roads are narrow. The days without money are too long.
3. Lao Wu Lao Wu sells roasted soil. No one can mend his torn pants. He only pays five yuan for mending them. Lao Wu was so angry that he kept dancing.
4. The mountains in the Northeast, the water in the Northeast, the folk customs in the Northeast, and the beauty of girls in the Northeast.
5. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become. Wine is the water of the Yangtze River. The more you drink, the more beautiful you become. Wine is dichlorvos. If you are not drunk, and I am not drunk, who will come to such a wide road? sleep!
6. Twenty-three, sticky melons, twenty-four, cleaning day, twenty-five, grinding tofu, twenty-six, cutting pork, twenty-seven, adding new clothes, twenty-eight , make the noodles, twenty-nine, steam the steamed buns, thirty-year-old stay up all night.
7. In today's reversed era, men play pretty and women play handsome. Those who have money but no money dig into their pockets, and those who do not play innocent play are perverts.
8. Life is so tiring: I have to wait in line to get on the bus, I have to suffer for loving you, eating has no flavor, drinking easily makes me drunk, and I have to pay taxes to make money!
9. All day long, eyes are dull, not eating three meals a day, limbs are weak, grains cannot be distinguished, relatives are not recognized, seven orifices are blocked, majestic from all directions, sedentary for a long time, very useless.
10. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the corns everywhere are brown.
11. Hand-shredded tofu is a famous dish, loved by all parts of Guizhou.
12. Cows and cows are used for plowing. Cows and cows are used for eating. What kind of rice, eggs beaten across the water, what kind of bowls, pig troughs, what kind of chopsticks and wickers.
13. There is a kind of ability called urine. There is a kind of upset, making noise. There is a kind of anger called anxious eye.
14. Wife, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, but I love you and rice. The mouse eats the rice, but I keep my wife in my heart.
15. Xiao Doudou, when he goes to school, he sleeps while the teacher lectures; when he listens to his left ear, his right ear pops up. Do you think it’s funny or not?
16. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain.
17. Doing a career is like being pregnant. It takes a long time, but if you are anxious, it is easy to miscarry.
18. Nowadays, gamblers are very skillful and they can all do tricks. There is a magic weapon in gambling, it is not about hiding the cards and then drawing out the sword. The people who participated in the gambling were so amazing, they even laughed at the high interest rates. If you dare not pay back the money, you will be chopped with a big knife.
19. I am silicon, black and gray in color, and I am surrounded by information components.
20. Beat the bamboo board, take big steps, and arrive at the barber shop. The barber shop is very skilled in shaving your head and face. You don't need a knife to shave your head and face. You just go down one by one, and the buds are all over your head and face. You say it's bad or not.