1. Can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me.
2. "What do you belong to?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"
3. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and after crossing the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter, you will eventually arrive. -Rao Xueman
4. What is in the lover's eyes? Xi Shi? No, it's you.
5. Have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
6. Can you smile? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
7. I like the sun, the moon, the stars, the sea and you
8. My heart for you is like playing with a mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out
9. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
1. When the bell rings in the wind, I see your heart pounding
11. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add you this candy.
12. Do you smell anything? No. How come the air is so sweet when you come out?
13. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I'm tailor-made for you.
14. Has my order not come yet? What is it? Our future.
15. "Tell me when a girl is tired" Tell you why? "When a girl is tired, come and be my wife."
16. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, you pop ..."
17. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people, bad people, not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."
18. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?
19. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no place for you.
2. I don't want to accept a red envelope, but I just want to accept your little baby, Tik Tok's hot and earthy love story pick up hot chicks 222 (Chapter 2)
21. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?
22. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."
23. "I want to move". Where? "move into your heart"
24. "do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Forever with you"
25. "This selfie is really ugly" Hmm ... "Not as good as one tenth of yourself"
26. I am very capable, but I can't do one thing. What? Won't leave you.
27. What's the revolving one in the playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, mua
28. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like% of me.
29. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs to keep you closest to my heart
3. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No. "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"
31. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberry, chocolate, ice cream cake, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
32. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because I haven't seen you for too long."
33. Do you know the English words for walls, eyes and knees? Wall, eye, knee me too. I love you.
34. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how could I bubble happily at the sight of you?
35. "I think you are particularly like a game." What game? "My World"
36. Wandering around for the first half of my life and cooking soup for you for the second half.
37. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten"
38. Only when I am with you will I not envy others.
39. To put it bluntly, my mate selection criteria are only one word, you.
4. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and whales that can breathe fire, but in my dream, there are only you. Tik Tok's most popular love story, pick up hot chicks 222 (Chapter 3)
41. Stop eating candy, kiss me, my mouth is sweeter
43. Everything is assured, except for a kiss.
44. I have no ambition, and I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
45. Do you know what my weakness is? It's your fault.
46. You know, silly girl, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take good care of them?
47. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
48. I don't know any odds. I only know how to accompany you.
49. I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. I haven't seen you for a long time and miss you a little.
5. Maybe I really can't love, but I just want to be with you.
51. It's sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.
52. "Are you very good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you hold my heart?"
53. There is no one like you. One word can bring heaven or hell.
54. notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.
55. There is a rumor recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.
56. "I always feel that one brain is not enough." What's the matter? "fried chicken misses you every day, and it's not enough ~"
57. do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
58. I am jealous when I think that I liked you yesterday.
59. What time is it? Hurry up. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
6. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know "I am boiling water, because I want to soak you", a popular love story in Tik Tok, pick up hot chicks 222 (Chapter 4)
61. I am small-minded, so I can only hold you!
62. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You're a pistachio"
63. Do you know? We both went too far. How did you go too far? You were too beautiful and I was too fascinated.
64. What did I think? "I think I was born to meet you"
65. Do you know what you look like? (What person? My woman
66. I'm looking for a horse. What horse? Your wechat number.
67. Everyone else has changed his mind, but from the first moment I saw you, I never gave up.
68. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.
69. Guess what my constellation is. Pisces? I made it for you.
7.“n 55lw ！ n paau ！” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."
71. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "Your everlasting"
72. You are the joy of youth, and the reverse is also true.
73. This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.
74. Does the other party accept the application to be the treasure in your heart?
75. "Let me count with my fingers. You are short of me in five elements." "I am a charming man, and you are charming."
76. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.
77. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.
78. "I am a difficult person to get close to" Why? "kiss me if you don't believe me"
79. I dreamed of marrying you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.
8. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart. Love stories with local flavor in pick up hot chicks
Love stories with local flavor in pick up hot chicks Part 1:
When I went to a 24-hour convenience store in the middle of the night, the salesgirl was sad.
I: You don't like alpine food. What a pity.
shop assistant: what does it matter?
yes, it doesn't matter to me whether you laugh or not, but you are so sweet, it's a pity that you don't laugh.
I buy Guandong cooking on the street, and the stall owner has a very lovely high school student daughter as a helper.
I spilled it when I was pouring the soup, so I quickly took out the paper: It's not hot, is it?
instead, I wiped it for her: I don't care, but your white hands will never burn.
The barmaid asked, What would you like to drink today?
me: I want to drink you today.
bar owner: why are you flirting with everyone?
me: nonsense, I never flirt with you, because you can't reach it.
In our business park, a group of strange female employees from other companies passed by outside the office.
I say you wait, and then take out a bunch of hydrogen balloons.
they: why did you send us balloons?
me: this is a hydrogen balloon, because you make me feel fresh.
the new female colleague applied for a job, and the female boss asked me to go in and have a look.
me: do you usually read books? What's the latest book?
She: Borges's poem My Loneliness is a Garden, but I don't quite understand it.
me: it's normal that you don't understand his loneliness, because you made me feel sunny at first sight.
Later, she sat next to me and wrote: Did you just peek at my writing progress? Don't look, it's badly written.
me: what's so interesting about your manuscript? You look good.
on the fifth day of work, she made me breakfast and boiled lotus seed porridge.
she: is it delicious?
I shook my head.
she said nervously, I tried it and thought it was ok.
me: that's strange. I think you add a lot of sugar.
she: no.
me: silly, aren't you the incomparable sugar?
playing games with the female boss, she wants coke.
I opened the pull ring and handed it to you: the ring is for you.
she: can I have my salary card, too?
me: everyone is yours.
she: you told hr this, and it's invalid.
me: why do you think I'm here is because I have the opportunity to take care of it for you.
she: be simple, don't be so routine.
me: I'll simply say that I like you.
She silently put down the game machine and gave up. Hahahahahahaha.
then the female booss told hr (who is also a female) and brought it up when docking work problems.
Boss, did she buy you a drink?
I: I drank a can.
she: so restrained?
me: not really. the wine is not as good as yours without you.
She was already very numb to these mouths, and immediately found the loophole
: Are you objectifying women? Not independent and equal at all.
me: I don't feel wronged if you understand it this way. You are like wine, rich and intoxicating.
she: if you want a man, you've been beaten to death by women, you know?
well, my daughter. Self-evaluation and other people's cognition are slightly biased: if I were a man, I would definitely die under a woman's skirt.
pick up hot chicks Love Story 2:
Baby, please lend me 13 yuan.
ok.
(then the other party transfers money to you, 13 yuan)
(then you transfer money to the other party, 14 yuan)
You lend me my life and I will pay you back.
I accidentally cut my hand today. I'll draw one for you, too. Why? So we are husband and wife
Why do I think you are acting weird today? What's strange? Cute
Kiss me if you don't understand anything.
There are two kinds of people in the world, a good person and a bad person, and you are neither of them.
Piggy Peggy I deserve you.
I don't miss you at all, and I don't think about you at all.
You don't seem to know me. I will spend the rest of my life understanding
This short life, and we will all lose it eventually.
The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled with your name.
I don't want to bump into the south wall, I just want to bump into my husband's chest.
What's the name of all the spinning things in the playground? Rotating mua~
The spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles, and one hundred miles, measuring 8 meters under the sea. Two Wan Li doves are chocolate and vanilla. Eight-up cocoa brownies, durian jackfruit cheese, corn kernels, chicken sauce, mashed potatoes, black pepper beef tenderloin, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs and pickled fish are not as good as you.
How many times have I said, complaining is useless, hug me
Earthy pick up hot chicks Love Story 3:
Can I add pudding to milk tea? Sure. Can I add pearls? Sure. Can I add anything? Right. Then add a WeChat
What is your favorite? First meeting, young, lucky to meet. Can you be specific? Slowly, words are not interesting. Can you be more specific? I like you, and no one can reach you.
do I like sunny days or cloudy days? Sunny days, no, I like having you every day
Have you put on weight recently?
no, why do you say that?
Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
it's so cold, do you know how to keep warm?
I don't know
neither do I, but I know how to marry you.
what do you belong to?
I'm a dog.
Stop lying, you belong to me.
What constellation are you?
I tailor it for you.
I'll give you a car.
what car?
the old man pushes the cart.
do you like candy?
Yes, what's the matter?
Then I'll give you my deoxyribose.
do you know what is in the eyes of a lover?
Xi Shi.
no, you appear.
what's the spin on the amusement park with music?
trojan horse.
mua。
I'm a little short of money recently. Can you lend it to me?
do you borrow money?