The boy was having dinner at his aunt's house, and his aunt cooked fish for him to eat. The child said while eating: This fish is so delicious, it would be even better if there were no thorns!
A frog called the priest and asked about his fate. The priest said: "Tomorrow, a young girl will come to know you." The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really? At the prince's wedding?" The priest said: "No, it will be at her wedding tomorrow. "Mr. Zhang and Mr. Hou are good friends."
Mr.
One day, Mr. Zhang visited Mr. Hou’s house, but Mr. Hou was not there. His wife said to Mr. Zhang: "What's your surname?"
"My surname is Zhang."
"Is it Gong Zhang Zhang or Li Zaozhang?"
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One day, Mr. Hou visited Mr. Zhang’s home. Mr. Zhang was not here either, so Zhang's wife asked Mr. Hou, "What's your surname?"
"For the sake of exemption, my surname is Hou."
"Are you a male monkey or a female monkey?"
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"Xiao Ming was expelled for cheating."
Because he counted his ribs during the physical hygiene exam and was found out. "
A farmer was carrying a bucket of dung, and a foreigner saw it! He came over, dipped his hand in it, tasted it, and asked, "How much does this sauce cost?" "The farmer didn't say anything. The foreigner was very angry and thought to himself: "Old guy, you won't tell me how much the sauce costs." Hehe...I won't tell you either, your sauce stinks!
Ah Fu He taught in an elementary school. He was tall and majestic, but he stuttered when he was nervous. Once when he was invigilating an exam, he discovered that a classmate was cheating. He pointed angrily at the cheating student and yelled: "You...you...you." ...You...you...you...you...you...how dare you cheat, stand up for me! ! "After finishing the speech, 9 students stood up.
The teacher scolded the students on duty in the class: "The blackboard is so dirty, the rag is dry, and on the globe..." He wiped it with his hand , “It’s all gray. "
"Oh, teacher," the student on duty said, "the place you wiped happened to be the Sahara Desert.
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My mother often tells Yangyang: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, the little boys will see the underwear underneath!"
One day, Yangyang happily said to her mother: "Today I competed with Xiao Ming on the swing, and I won!"
Mom said angrily: "Didn't I tell you?" Don’t swing while wearing a skirt! "
Yangyang said proudly: "But I am so smart! I took off my panties so he couldn't see my panties! ”
Melon vendor: “Come and eat watermelon, it’s not sweet and you don’t have to pay for it!” "
Hungry Niuniu: "Wow! Great, boss, here’s something that’s not sweet! "
Mom asked both of them to get up: "Hurry up! The rooster crows several times! "
Shuangshuang said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen! ”