Baidu’s Happy Moment Jokes
1. The sky without you is not blue; the days without you are upsetting; life without you is really difficult; the world without you is lonely; It’s so sweet to be able to truly have you, my dearest heart* It’s not about you, it’s about salary
2. You haven’t been doing well recently, please contact me It's a bit short. You have to apologize to me and treat me to a meal. Otherwise, the phone number will be on the wall. Write the marriage hotline in the front and add no conditions at the back. You can do it as you like.
3. Liu Lang loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses Cowherd! Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang every year, Liu Niang misses Cowherd every year! Lang Lianniang comes to miss Lang! Miss Liu Niang, miss Lang. Lover! Lover! Lover! Demo! If you don’t mind me, my hair will be gray!!!
4. Mobile phone is a tool of life; SMS is a way of life; greetings , is an art of life; blessing is a kind of enjoyment of life; as for whether you reply to text messages or not, it is definitely an attitude towards life!
5. Although you follow closely with eager eyes Me, although I don’t want to reject you, but I still have to say: Little dog, don’t follow me, I really just have a white radish in my hand, not an extended version of the meat bun!
6. "Tang Monk and his disciples met a beautiful woman on the way to seek scriptures. Bajie wanted to take her as his wife. Wukong said that the beautiful woman was a fairy. Tang Monk said that he should send a message to test it. If he doesn't reply, he will be a fairy. Please reply to the message. Just marry Bajie. "
7. Life is so tiring! Standing and thinking about falling asleep, having to queue up to get on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating has no flavor, drinking is easy to get drunk, going to work is very tiring, and being robbed is so painful No, you have to pay taxes on making money, and you have to pay for sending text messages to stupid pigs.
8. Whoosh. A message came. Xiaozhu quickly took out his phone. The more he looked at him, the angrier he became. Xiaozhu had a bad temper. He laughed and got angry while reading, but he didn’t dare to throw the phone. Xiaozhu Don't be angry, little pig, take it out on others!
9. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune during the National Day. First, get an explosive hair style, wear patchwork clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand. Walk along the street, mumbling something: OK, okay?
10. One day you are walking on the road. I found something in the middle of the road. You take a closer look, and they really look alike! Come closer and smell it, and it stinks! You tap your hand on your tongue and taste it: Wow! It really is shit, but luckily you didn’t step on it!
11. "Gou Xiong said : I have big palms, and I often hold the phone in my hand; the turtle said: I have a wide back, and I often put the phone on my back; the kangaroo said: I have pockets, and I often put the phone in my bag; the piggy said: Shut up, Don't delay me reading text messages! "
12. First line: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'm waiting for your call! Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life! Horizontal comment: Sent to wrong person.
13. Hey, the master and the demon got married, the third junior brother returned to Shahe, Bailongma went to make a movie, and the price of gold was unstable, so I sold the gold hoop. I really miss our old time. So I sent you a text message to care about you, are you okay?
14. It is absurd to encourage others, and it is foolhardy to ignore others. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are a big fool!
15. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplars You did it; not every pig got the text message, but you did it.
16. Since you are young and promising: you have worked for one year to become the director (dating agency), for three years you have been the director (parking department), and now you are the director (song and dance hall). I would like to commend you for the May 4th Youth Award. I hope you will continue to work hard and be promoted to minister (commercial store) as soon as possible.
17. Posting nonsense will cost phone calls. Replying to nonsense will evaporate. If you spend money on sending nonsense, you will regret it. It costs money. Sending nonsense messages back will cost you your phone bill, but sending nonsense messages and replying nonsense messages will cost you all your phone bills! I don’t believe this 1 dime won’t make you dizzy.
18. I was chatting with my friends just now, and when I talked about you, I got into an argument with them, and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey, and some said you looked like an orangutan. That’s too much! I don’t treat you as a pig at all!
19. Hold you in my hands, burn incense silently, pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers, and give them to you when I have accumulated 999 flowers. You are the most beautiful? Then I ran away quickly: Baby, I don’t believe that I can’t attract bees to sting you!
20. Giving birth to you was completely because God lost his temper and God was angry. Goddess Guanyin said: I didn't expect it to be like this; my mother shed a tear: It's all my fault; Ge You sighed: I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious; ;