Masaichi: Thank you, Chairman! Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, straight men, curved men and opposing debaters, good evening!
My brother Leslie Cheung once said, "I just fell in love with someone who happened to be of the same sex. I love him, whether he is a man or a woman! " Today, we are here to discuss such a problem again. Please be tolerant, take off your colored glasses, get rid of the shackles of traditional ideas, and look at such a gender-neutral love through the shackles of the secular. Next, I will lead you into the inner world of Han Han and Jing M. Guo and uncover a secret that has to be said!
Students,
Do you still remember the new concept composition contest on the Huangpu River? It has not only created literary wizards, but also achieved many beautiful loves, among which Han Han and Jing M.Guo have to mention. Han Han, also known as Han Shao, is a young writer who loves the internet, freedom, getting up late, night market stalls and racing cars. Jing M.Guo, called, is a pure child like us! His sorrow is as much as his talent, and his purity is much more than that of Cai Hua. He and I are still in pity, Chu holding his waist; He ate bread, drank bile and endured humiliation. His hair is beautiful yellow, and his eyes are the sky full of cherry blossoms. His petite figure is just right for being hugged. Most importantly, he likes Han Han.
As a member of Harmonious Youth, Han Han and Jing M.Guo should be together, which is mainly based on three aspects: objectivity, subjectivity and reality. The list is as follows:
First, Han Shao and Xiao Si are objectively matched and should be together. Many things are predestined. Xiao Si was born in June, Han Han was born in September, and 6 and 9 are the intersection of the times and the sea. Xiao Si is a pig and Han Shao is a dog. In order not to let their next generation of pigs and dogs be inferior, we must be decisive together. Han Shao is type B, and Xiao Si is type AB, which is the legendary love type B. Even the blood type is so naked, why not be together! Let's look at the constellations. Han Shao is Libra, the fourth is Gemini, and the speed of Libra and Gemini matches up to 99! That's not all. Height is the best match. Han Shao 173, 155, 18 cm height difference can just make Wei's face look up at a 45-degree angle! After our accurate calculation, the accurate data is 1.73 divided by 1.55 minus 0.5 = 0.618,0.618! Golden section! There is wood!
Second, Han Shao and Xiao Si yearn for each other subjectively and should be together. I still remember that night, at the 10th anniversary celebration of the New Concept Composition Competition, Han Shao and Xiao Si met! After a brief handshake, the two men sat down. Han Shao leaned over and glanced at Xiao Si, while Xiao Si straightened his back and faced forward, because he knew that there were many cameras facing him, including Han Shao's eyes. Boast that Xiao Si came to Shanghai alone ten years ago. No one ever asked him why he gave up his beautiful hometown and came to Shanghai, and he never gave an answer. But we know that Han Han is in Shanghai! Xiao Si once said, how can rags stand with evening dresses, and how can my guitar play with the piano? In order to stand in front of the evening dress and play the piano, Xiao Si has been trying to catch up carefully. Han Shao won the first place in the first new concept composition, and the fourth primary school devoted itself to training and won the third and fourth new concept competitions. Not only that, Xiao Si talked about his yearning for Han Shao countless times in his book. He said, I don't expect anything. I just hope you are happy and not sad. It's good to have you alone in my world. It's busy enough. When Han Shao told reporters that he had a good life, Xiao Si wrote sadly at a 45-degree angle: "I am very sad that you didn't speak well, and I will be even sadder if you speak well." Speaking of which, I have some egg pain. . .
Third, it is realistic for Han Shao and Xiao Si to be together. If there is anything that can prevent two lovers from being together, it is a secular vision! What they want is not much, not much at all, just a double bed and a bottle of lubricant. If we can put aside secular ideas, they can be sublimated in this land of love and harvest chrysanthemums everywhere in this polished place of blue sky.
Objectively matching, subjectively yearning, actually feasible, why fight Yuanyang to keep them together! Han Han once said, ten years crossing the boat, a hundred years sleeping together, a thousand years of love! Let's break through the shackles of the secular together and hold up a gay tomorrow for them! thank you
PRESIDENT: Thank you for your wonderful speech. She proved that the foundation should be carried out to the end from three aspects: subjective, objective and feasible! Now, please ask the opposing defense friends to make a discussion statement, please!
Counterparty 1: Thank you for your wonderful speech. I found one characteristic of the opposing debater. She especially likes to use the sentence "remember how", so I'll use one! Do you still remember me (remember! ) Do you remember my beginning? (remember! ) I used a similar beginning today, and now let's get down to business.
This is a small era, but also a big era.
It is said that this era is small because of one person's book. There is a strange man in Shu. His name is Xiao Si. Waist is like a weak willow, hands are as tender as soft feet. 0 1 new concept, so sad. Collection of works, the edge of love and pain. The fallen flowers in the dream are all white, selling girls' small matches. The summer solstice hasn't arrived yet, and listen to grandpa four drying famous brands. Gucci Mourinho Givenchy, Louis Vuitton Armani. If you don't shake the Buddha, you can't afford to get hurt. It is the earth that defends the United Lian Heng, and the angel with broken wings is not what it is today. In fact, this passage is translated into modern Chinese: Ah, the thin boy who saved money to eat a bowl of watermelon ice, are you still looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, bright and sad, and passing through the looming sadness in a Cadillac? He is Jing Xingguo.
And when I say this era is big, it comes from another person. This person's profile seems to be well written in the first picture, which makes people want to see it. He is like Lin Yuxiang in his works, seemingly living in a daze, but when he gains the right to speak, you find him sober. As a pure science student, I don't know whether he can afford to wear the hat of a new intellectual, but we all admit that he is at least one of the most hit people among the post-80 s. He doesn't represent anyone but his own Han Han.
In this contradictory era, the two of them met. It also coincides with such a traditional society. Why is it called traditional society? Because there are busy days and nights, complicated things and entanglements, upset feelings and desires in this society, love is no longer just a warm bottle, nor is it just a hello kitty bag for you at this time. In an era when eyeliner is also eyes, height-enhancing shoes are also heights, and silicone pads are also cups, the girl with long hair fluttering and the tall and refreshing boy should have appeared long ago. What kind of men are they keen on now? Wen can control Lori with a pen, put his wife on the bed, bully others and suppress righteousness when he advances, and greet the masses when he retreats.
Just because BL has become the main theme of the times and stirring the base has become a favorite scene, do other debaters think they should be together? Just because both of them are famous for the New Concept Competition, one is rich and the other is wild and uninhibited, and the other debater thinks that they are happy ever after as soon as they meet, but there are countless people in the world? Just because they are all post-80s topic figures, each of whom is at the forefront, has a high popularity and a strong fan support group, so the other debater feels very passionate about one-night stands. How about Han Shao and Xiao Si?
I'm crying to tell you that BL novels are all lies. I'm crying to tell you that love can't be bought if you want. You can buy if you want. I tell you righteously, who should be with whom, not because it only meets the expectations of the public, but also have the right to choose who will accompany him to those luxurious and beautiful youth. And who is Han Han's Sri Lankan is Rainbow, we won't know until we meet him, and it's not up to us to decide. Another debater turned to astrology. Gemini and Libra are a perfect match, which I don't think is very reliable. Our debater passed the guidance of a senior fortune teller on the overpass. They are two people, with different constellations, palms facing each other, not much like husband and wife in appearance, and somewhat different personalities. Although outsiders can't compete in the spiritual realm, at least after reading their works, I think they are a little different from my dull taste. Han Shao is a growth type, growing with his readers, and Grandpa Four is a stagnation type. He's already born after 80, and now he's born after 90, and he's bound to be born after 00 in the foreseeable future. It's hard to imagine that when Han Shao became Han Lao, Grandpa Four stroked his gray beard and was sad after 20. Such a 18-year-old heart dared to ask Han Shao how to be harmonious with other mountains and mountains before he dared to die with you. !
Audience present, do you know what is the furthest distance in the world? It's not that I stand in front of you, but I don't know that I love you, nor that I can't be together when I clearly love you, but that I have coveted my youth, and you are still before that summer solstice! On the question of whether or not, even if the status quo is already like this, we admit that if there is still true love between two people, then height is not a distance, and gender is not a problem. Note that what I am talking about here is true love, not a few pictures of post-ps writers, nor a polite response or accusation when facing reporters. If the other debater can prove that there is true love between two people, then I will abandon the team and join your camp now.
Furthermore, we want to talk about the spiritual level. It is said that the reporter once asked them what would happen to you two if you lost your love. At that time, Jing M. Guo's answer was that if I am not famous, I will be lost for a while, so I can hope to be redder or even redder. And Han Shaoshao, 364 days and 20 hours a year, I am doing my own thing. Students, what a big gap this is. Han Shaohe reality is a kind of sadomasochism, a 200-episode Korean drama, while Jing M. Guo and reality are a kind of passionate love, which is a three-episode kissing scene deleted from 200 episodes. Not only that, but even when facing the eternal topic of youth, their attitudes are quite different. Xiao Si said, "I stood on the mountain and looked at myself, tears streaming down my face, one after another. Han Shaoshao said, I miss one year most, when the air was free and fresh, mountains and smoke in the distance, dogs and fields, and I slept with summer.
Finally, I ended my speech today with a paragraph, one is a five-foot man and the other is a handsome boy. If there is no strange fate, I will meet him again in my life. If there is a strange fate, why did Han Shao get married? One is speed control, the other is a selfie freak, the other is a moon in the water, and the other is a flower in the mirror. Dare to ask the audience, how much affection they can have, and how can they stand you from autumn y to winter, from spring YY to summer! Thank you!