Homophonic xiehouyu daquan

lighting lanterns in the toilet-looking for death (taking care of shit)

Confucius moved-losing everything (book)

mixing tofu with green onions-frying tofu with pickles

saying (salt) comes first

my nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

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stir-fried green onions with Chinese cabbage leaves-add pro (green) to pro (green)

The woodcutter goes down the mountain-worrying about (salary)

Fighting and pulling his beard-modesty (pulling) and deficiency (beard)

Looking for sticks in the sorghum field-swinging (breaking) blindly

Rats falling into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

Nephew playing lanterns-as usual (uncle) < p Admit defeat (book)

The mason's tile knife-painting the surface

The clay bodhisattva washes his face-losing (wet) face

The blind man enters the smoking house-modern. (touching the lamp).

●. Bag in the air-pretending to be crazy. (install wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

●. The old woman goes to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

●. straw hat seller loses his pole-be careful. (Leave the rope).

●. Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

●. My nephew plays lanterns-as usual. (according to uncle).

●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plum).

●. Half a grain of cotton-no way. (free of bullets).

●. Bald men with umbrellas-lawlessness. (no hair and no law).

●. Shorty transition-peace of mind. (flooding the heart).

●. The horse shop buys pigs-that's not the case. (There is no such city).

●. December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

●. A father kowtows to his son-outrageous. (no such gift).

●. The public toilet is still stone-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

●. Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. (pretending to be a sheep).

●. Confucius moved-all lost. All books.

●. Pregnant women take the single-plank bridge-desperate. (it's quite risky).

●. My grandmother died and my son was hopeless. (No uncle).

●. Husband slaps a fan-bleak. (the wife is cold).

●. A scholar's towel-guaranteed. (Bao Shu).

●. The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. (But look at this page).

●. It's not surprising that the needle is still picking a towel. (Not enough for a flag).

●. Punctuate the bamboo with a blunt knife-----------hard. (It won't ring).

●. How dare you tie a chicken feather on a telephone pole. What a big duster.

●. When you knock melon seeds, you get bugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

●. Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (silent).

●. rush crutch-can't be the master. I can't do it.

●. Chatting in the salt shop-I have nothing to do. Too salty to do.

●. Zhang Tianshi does not need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have your own method).

●. Blowing the horn through the window-has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. Lord Long moved-awesome. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother-honest. (old ten).

●. Empty coffin for burial-defiant. There is nobody in the wood.

●. Wang bazhong explains the yuan-rules. (turtle lifts).

●. Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

●. Raw peanuts-----------must be noisy. (I have to fry it).

●. The cobbler doesn't have an awl-that's really good. (needle line).

●. It's just right for He Jia to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

●. The monk's house-the temple. (wonderful).

●. Why bother washing Huang Lian by the river? (The river is bitter).

●. Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

●. Dream into a butterfly-daydream. (Want to fly).

●. Monkeys learn to walk-hypocritically. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-Long time. (good wine)

●. Spider drags the net-selfish. (from silk).

●. A blind man carries a blind man on his back-----------It's harder to be busy. (Blind plus blind).

●. Long live the grandfather with a nosebleed-true red. (I am red).

●. What comes next comes next---------ask to the end. (tattoo to the end).

●. Walking in the watermelon field---------------------. (The left and right sides meet the circle).

●. Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (change shoes).

●. burlap sack-grass sack-generation is worse than generation. A bag is not as good as a bag.

●. I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain is in the eye).

●. Sell cloth without ruler-with bad intentions. (deliberately not measuring).

●. The poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence. There is only one saw.

fire in brick kiln-rumor. (kiln smoke).

●. There is no oil in the lamp-wasting your heart. (waste of energy).

●. Zhong Kui married his younger sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

●. The dung boat crosses the river-feign death. (loading shit).

●. Sticky dimples mixed with Huang Lian-year after year of suffering. (sticky and sticky).

●. Open a drawer in the drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills).

●. Frog diving well-I don't understand. (poof-poof).

●. Riding in opera-no way. (on foot)

●. Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as promised. Salt comes first.

●. Eat jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

●. It is even more difficult to go from Henan to Hunan. (south plus south).

●. Carry stones with lanterns-do it. (copy).

●. The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

●. Whip in the farmland-brag. (urging cattle).

●. The child's backbone-the generation of little people. (the back of a villain).

●. aviation somersault-turning right from wrong. (Inverted test flight).

●. The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

●. The old monk lives in a cave-nothing. (No temple).

●. The cargo ship is out of the sea-layman. (Foreign Airlines).

●. Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

●. Weasel in a chicken coop-speculation. (stealing chickens).

●. Stone in the sauce jar-It's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

●. There are reasons for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

●. It's not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

●. Eat ginseng on the bottom-standby. (after the supplement).

●. Emperor Pi's mother-the skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

●. Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (make a sheep's face)

●. Planting vegetables on the wall-no chance. (no garden).

●. Talk with a fan-talk crazily. (Rumors).

●. Twelve taels of silver-definitely. (one ingot).

●. Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit.

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra.

●. Eating in a small bowl depends on the weather. (by Tim).

●. The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

●. The tortoise has chicken feathers in his stomach-anxious to return. A turtle's heart is like an arrow

there is a hole behind the temple-wonderful. The temple is through.

●. The birthday girl Qi Xianhe-No way out. There are no deer.

●. Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles and nine articles).

●. Girls in dye houses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

●. Wear a pigtail at the back of your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

●. The stove turns over-bad luck. (Pour coal).

●. The rice cooker is smoking-confused. The rice is burnt.