Interesting homophonic anagrams, jokes, and sayings

Bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).

●. Song Jiang’s military adviser----------useless. (Wu Yong).

●. The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).

●. The straw hat seller throws his pole ------ pay attention. (leave the rope).

●. My brother is not at home----------Don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).

●. My nephew lights up lanterns----------as usual. (Uncle Zhao).

●. The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky. (fallen plum).

●. Half a tael of cotton----------no need to discuss. (No bullet required).

●. The bald man holding an umbrella is lawless. (No hair, no sky).

●. Elf transition------------Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).

●. Buying pigs in the horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city).

●. The weather in the twelfth lunar month----------do something about it. (frozen hands and frozen feet).

●. It makes no sense for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).

Word Puzzle

1. Word Puzzle: The Emperor’s New Clothes - Xi

2. Word Puzzle: First-Class Level - Huai

3. Word puzzle: Shi Dakai - Yan

4. Word puzzle: Getting Started with Gongzhu - Q

5. Word puzzle: Extraordinarily generous - Hui

6. Word puzzle: Get acquainted with people who came out of purdah - Jia

7. Word puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights - J

8. Word puzzle: Seventy-two hours - Jing

9. Word puzzle: The bright moonlight in front of the bed - Kuang

10. Word puzzle: Need half, leave half - Lei

11. Word puzzle: bite more than half - Name

12. Crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today - Ming

13. Crossword puzzle: Ask for half, throw half away - milk

14. Crossword puzzle : Comprehensive store - Nao

A county magistrate with a heavy accent came to the village to make a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive!!"

(Translation: Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Don’t talk, the meeting is now!)

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Pickles, sausages and pickles!"

(Translation: Let the township chief speak now!)

The township chief said: "Rabbits, the dog has eaten today's meal, everyone is a big bastard!"

(Translation: Comrades, today’s meal is enough, everyone should have a big bowl!)

If you don’t want pickled melon, I will pick up some dog poop for you to lick. . .

(Translation: Don’t talk, I’ll tell you a story...)