The jingle is usually catchy in rhythm, easy to understand in meaning, distinct in rhythm and popular in philosophy and humor. The following is what I arranged for y
The jingle is usually catchy in rhythm, easy to understand in meaning, distinct in rhythm and popular in philosophy and humor. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you like it.
1. A man's road: home can't be ignored, lovers can't be absent, whoever walks a few steps on the long road of life is good, I vomit when I drink too much, I climb trees by bike, and I can't move when I see beautiful women!
2. The standard of a good wife: cheating is lovely, being strict and promising, not spending money is saving, and spending money is tasteful!
3. Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang; Don't pretend with me, I am the backstage of the CPC Central Committee; If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. If you blow it first and then poison it, America has to eat it.
4. A catty and a half of Erguotou, a two-year-old veteran in love, a three-year-old man who eats, drinks, gambles and drinks, and a four-year-old man who cheats and steals, knowing that this person is you, you must insist on reading it. Admire! Admire!
5. The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, primary school culture, rural hukou, three broken houses, one acre of thin land, a cold pot and a hot stove, no wife, medicine all year round, now online, looking for a girlfriend!
6. You are cute, pitiful and unloved; You are annoying, lovable and tireless; You are "smart" and won the first prize in flushing the toilet; You are very temperamental and irritable by nature.
Mei Mei, I love you just as mice love rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!
8. Rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.
9. You watch the scenery upstairs, the people watching the scenery watch you on the bridge, the bright moon decorates your windows, and you decorate other people's dreams.
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1 1. Beauty, I love you. I will write a love song for you. The theme is I miss you very much. It's all about missing you. Ask me what I think of you and swear that I will catch up with you.
12. A little pig is amazing. Every morning from 8 o'clock, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think piggy is stupid? He is still reading simple information.
13. Everything is inferior, only power is high; There are never ugly men, as long as they have money. You are tall and handsome, and you are really lovable. Sooner or later, you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.
14. supreme instruction: wash your hands before and after meals; Wash your hands when you come back from abroad; Wash your hands after riding; Wash your hands when you touch the east and west.
15. Handsome, you are handsome, with hair like kelp and a sack and shoelaces in your waist. If you have nothing to do, you love to be bad! Do you think you are the most handsome in the world? Actually, it's the second generation of nerves!
16. One person dies, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other, and four people are strangers to strange bedfellows.
17. gather in the network and love in the network. Sweet words are entangled! How confusing it is to say! By the way, my friend, find out the gender first!
18. I came out of your window again tonight. Why don't you show your head on the curtain? I have a crush on you for so many years, and I won't say anything tomorrow!
19. I'm not a scholar, I'm from my parents. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.
20. Funny should be thorough, destructive should be powerful, getting into trouble is a patent, Excellence is a gimmick, and looking at a person's talent and destiny as a whole, in short, I will never be restless!
Beautiful classic jingle 1. Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste. Celebrities who drink too much are called Brewmaster, while mortals who drink too much are called alcoholics.
2. Break your back, bend your legs, break your spine, get you a microphone, let you walk against the wall, and spit with bloodshot eyes.
3. Handsome young man, the waves of rivers and lakes are beautiful. If you are sincere, I will love you for ten thousand years.
The sea is fucking water, spiders are fucking legs, and peppers are spicy. I don't regret knowing you.
5. At dawn, I carried Emil Wakin Chau, crossed Nicholas Tse, came to Stephen Chow, picked Andy Lau, picked branches, made Jacky Cheung and ate Joe Cheng chicken.
6. Kiss you a little, take a big bite, take a big bite, and the young couple will become three new ones.
7. Lovers are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues are diligent and have no temper, and friends are obscene.
8. A man's life belongs to the country, his income belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, his achievements belong to his leader, his body belongs to his lover, and only his shortcomings and mistakes belong to him.
9. Four great ideals: blow up the Himalayas, travel around the solar system, tile the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.
10. When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog. When you find your goal, you are a Baha 'i dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.
1 1. Xiaobai is white and white. His ears pricked up. Hearing the beep of his mobile phone, he put down his radish and vegetables and quickly returned a message.
12. Love at first sight! Goodbye, infatuation! All day! Want to win people's hearts! Take great pains! I want to hurry! Difficult to your heart! Do not know how to be intimate! How cruel! Makes me sad!
13. Husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, give in when you quarrel, and hold on when you are beaten!
14. When Mr. Wang went out, his wife confessed: drink less spirits and don't gamble; Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside; Cherish feelings and care for your wife; Such a husband is so cute!
15. The pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he meets a mistress, talking nonsense when he meets a young lady, and talking nonsense with friends.
Funny, beautiful and wonderful jingle 1. There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: eggs laid by chickens, eggs that explode, idiots who laugh when reading short messages, idiots who are angry, and eggs that don't respond are finished.
There are four eccentricities in today's society: cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace their parents.
3. Lovers are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues are diligent and have no temper, and friends are obscene.
A man's life belongs to the country, his income belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, his achievements belong to his leader, his body belongs to his lover, and only his shortcomings and mistakes are his own.
Four ideals: blow up the Himalayas, travel all over the solar system, tile the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.
When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog. When you find a goal, you are a bar dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.
7. Xiao Bai was white and clean, his ears stood up, he heard the beep of his mobile phone, put down his radish and vegetables, and quickly returned a message.
Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is pleasant, and being with you is inevitable.
9. Respect your boss is respect, and excessive respect is flattery; It is modesty to ask questions without shame, and hypocrisy to be too modest; Helping friends is caring, and caring too much is flattering, which makes people feel that weasels are not kind to chickens!
10. The company says public and private: some people are selfish, some people are both public and private, some people are selfish, some people are selfish, and no one is selfless.
1 1. Too much beer has a big temper, too much wine has eyes * * *, and too much white wine loves to speak vernacular. If they drink too much together, they will break their glasses and talk nonsense.
12. Look often and find that you are not ugly. I became a girlfriend and suddenly moved away. After a long separation, feelings are gone. It's time to break up. I kept myself empty, learned to drink, didn't yell at anything, fell asleep and didn't believe in eternity.
13. No matter whether it's bitter or not, it's all about dancing for students' tears. Whether it's tired or not, whether it's annoying or not, whether it's tired or not, whether it's good or not, it's really annoying for teachers to go to work!
14. Seven types of women are scary: too polite, too rude, too beautiful to hold water, too beautiful to make you feel inferior, all kinds of gossip are disgusting, pestering koalas is annoying, and never admitting mistakes is too much!
15. Four years of university-freshman year: the university road is still flat and smooth; Sophomore: I have to finish college in four years, so I am upset; Junior year: I haven't finished college yet, and I have no patience; Senior: The university is still studying hard. My heart is broken!
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