One Taboo of Immortals
Liu Jiajiao [峧: read jiāo. There are two immortals, known to everyone in the neighboring villages: one is Er Zhuge in the front village, and the other is the Sanxiangu in the back village. Er Zhuge's original name was Liu Xiude. When he was doing business, he discussed the yin and yang gossip and looked at the zodiac and the underworld. 〕. Sanxiangu is the wife of Houzhuang Yufu. On the first and fifteenth day of every month, she wears a red cloth and dresses up as a god.
The second Zhuge taboo is "not suitable for planting", and the third fairy is taboo "the rice is rotten". There are two short stories here: There was a severe drought in spring one year, and it didn’t rain until the third day of the fifth lunar month. On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, everyone was rushing to plant the land. Er Zhuge looked at the almanac, made some calculations and said, "It is not suitable to plant today." The fifth day of the Lunar New Year was the Dragon Boat Festival. He had never done anything on the Dragon Boat Festival in previous years, and he had never planted anything. ; The sixth day of the Lunar New Year was an auspicious day, but unfortunately the land was dry. Although he managed to plant four acres of millet, he could not produce half of it. Later, it didn't rain again until the fifteenth day. While other families were digging seedlings in the fields, Er Zhuge led his two children to fill the gaps in the fields. There was a boy next door who met Er Zhuge on the street while eating and asked: "Old man! Is it a good time to plant today?" Er Zhuge rolled his eyes at him, turned around and went back, and everyone laughed and laughed.
Sanxian Gu has a girl named Xiaoqin. One day, Jinwang's father went to Sanxiangu to ask about his illness. Sanxiangu was sitting behind the incense table and singing, while Jinwang's father knelt in front of the incense table and listened. Xiaoqin was only nine years old at that time. She was making rice at noon and put the rice into the pot. She heard her mother humming very pleasantly. She stood in front of the table and listened for a while, forgetting to cook. After a while, Jin Wang's father went out to urinate, and Sanxian Gu took the opportunity to say to Xiao Qin: "Go and get rice quickly! The rice is rotten!" Unexpectedly, Jin Wang's father heard this, and it spread around after he returned. Later, some people who liked to joke deliberately asked others when they met the Third Fairy Girl: "Is the rice rotten?"
The origin of the Second and Third Fairy Girl
The Third Fairy Girl was so enchanted that she had enough Thirty years. At that time, Sanxiangu was only fifteen years old and had just married Yu Fu. She was the first handsome daughter-in-law in the village. Yu Fu was an honest young man, he didn't say a word, he just stayed in the fields and worked hard. 〕. Yu Fu's mother died long ago and he only had a father. Once the father and son died, the new daughter-in-law was the only one left in the family. The young people in the village felt that the new daughter-in-law was too lonely, so they slowly and proactively came to keep her company. Within a few days, a large group had gathered, laughing and joking every day. When Yu Fu's father saw that he was not acting well, one day he lost his temper and cursed loudly. Although he blocked outsiders, his new wife started to make trouble with him. The new daughter-in-law cried all day and all night, without combing her hair, washing her face, or eating. She lay on the kang and no one could wake up. The father and son were helpless. There was a wife next door who hired a goddess to help her, and she came to her house for a while, saying that the Three Fairies had followed her. She also hummed and said, "My god is long and my god is short." From then on, on the 10th day of every lunar month On the fifth day, she became more alert, and others also burned incense for her to pray for wealth and seek medical advice. From then on, the incense table of Sanxiangu was set up.
When young people go to Sanxiangu, it is better to say that they are going to ask God than to see the holy statue. Sanxiangu also secretly guessed everyone's thoughts. Her clothes were fresher, her hair was combed smoother, her jewelry was polished more brightly, and her official powder was applied more evenly. The young people couldn't help but follow her around.
This happened more than thirty years ago. The young people at that time now have beards, and most of the families are full of children and wives, so except for a few old bachelors, almost no one has the leisure time to go to Sanxian Gu. Sanxiangu is different from everyone else. Although she is already forty-five years old, she prefers to look pretty as an old woman. Her shoes still have to be embroidered, and her trouser legs still have to be trimmed. Her hair on the top of her head has been stripped off and covered with a black handkerchief. It's a pity that the wrinkles on the face cannot be smoothed by the official powder, and it looks like frost on the top and bottom of donkey dung eggs.
The old sweethearts are no longer here, and a few old bachelors cannot satisfy Sanxiangu. Sanxiangu has united a group of children, who have more good friends and are more playful than the old sweethearts back then.
What skills does Sanxian Gu have to unite this group of young people? The secret lies in her daughter Xiaoqin.
Three Xiaoqin
Three fairy aunts gave birth to six children, five of whom were not adults, and only one daughter named Xiaoqin. When Xiaoqin was two or three years old, she was very smart and well-behaved. Sanxiangu's old friends would hug her and say she was "mine", and they would hug that one and say "mine". Later, when Xiaoqin grew up to be five or six years old, she realized that this was not a nice thing to say. Sanxiangu taught her: "If anyone says that again, just say 'it's your aunt'." After saying this several times, no one mentioned it again.
Xiaoqin is eighteen this year. The frivolous people in the village say that she is much better than her mother when she was young. Young men always want to have a word with Xiaoqin no matter what. Xiaoqin went to wash clothes, and soon the young people also went to wash. Xiaoqin went up to the tree to pick wild vegetables, and soon the young people also went to pick them.
During meal time, the neighbors would bring their bowls and sit at Sanxiangu's place for a while. People in the front village would not feel far away even though they walked a mile back and forth. This has been an old rule for thirty years, but it is only in the past two or three years that young people are so enthusiastic. Sanxian Gu thought at first that she still had the ability to seduce young people, but as time went by and the young people did not really get close to her, she slowly began to see the clues and realized that they were here for Xiao Qin.
But Xiaoqin is not the same as Sanxiangu: Although she talks and laughs with everyone on the surface, in fact she does not mess around with others. In the past two or three years, she has only been a little better with Xiao Erhei. The summer before last year, one day before noon, Yu Fu went to the place, and Sanxiangu came to visit, leaving Xiaoqin alone at home. Jin Wang came, and said to Xiaoqin with a playful smile: "This time is a gap, isn't it?" He raised his face and said: "Brother Jin Wang! Let's talk more politely in the future! You are also a married man!" Jin Wang curled his lips and said: "Hey! Why are you pretending to be serious? You became soft as soon as Xiao Erhei came to take care of you. ! It's okay if you give me some advantages; you must be serious unless you are not guilty!" Then he took Xiaoqin's arm and said quietly: "Stop pretending!" Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin shouted: "Jin Wang!" Jin Wang quickly let go and ran out, while muttering: "I can wait for you!" Then he slipped away quietly.
Four Brother Jin Wang
When it comes to Jin Wang, no one in the Liu family hates him. Only one of his brothers named Xingwang is dissatisfied with him.
Although Jin Wang’s father is a farmer, he is a tiger in the Liu family and has been the leader of the society for decades [Old leader of the society: equivalent to the village chief. 〕, tying people up and beating them up is his specialty. When Jin Wang grew up to seventeen or eighteen years old, he became his father's good helper. Prosperity Agency.
In the early years of the Anti-Japanese War, traitors and bandits were running rampant everywhere. Jin Wang’s father was already dead at that time. Two brothers, Jin Wang and Xingwang, worked as an inside job for a group of defeated soldiers, leading the way and kidnapping. He negotiates prices to redeem people, acts as a witch and a ghost, and pretends to be a good person at both ends. Later, the Eighth Route Army came and defeated the bandits, and the two of them returned to the Liu family.
The people in the mountains were timid to begin with. After several months of chaos, many people died, making everyone even more afraid to stand out. Other large villages have established village offices, women's rescue associations, and martial arts committees. However, except for a village chief sent by the county government, no one in the Liu family is willing to be a cadre. Soon, the county sent people to work in the Liu family to elect village cadres. Jin Wang and Xingwang saw that this was another opportunity to take power. Everyone was eager for someone to take the job, so they elected Xingwang as the director of the Armed Forces Committee and Jin Wang. Wang was elected as the village political committee member, and Jin Wang's wife was also elected as the chairperson of the Women's Rescue Association. Other cadres recruited a few old men to fill in the numbers. Only Qing Kangxian is the captain, and the old man cannot be the leader. Xingwang saw that Xiao Erhei was a pretty and fun kid, so he casually mentioned his name and was approved. Although his father, Er Zhuge, was unwilling, he couldn't afford to offend Jin Wang, so he didn't dare to say anything.
The village chief is a foreigner and does not know much about the situation in the village. From then on, Jin Wangxingwang became more powerful than before. As long as the village chief was kept secret, all the villagers would have to be dispatched by him. In the past few years, although several other cadres in the village have been replaced, the two of them are as strong as iron. Although everyone hated the two of them, no one dared to say a word, for fear that they would not be able to defeat them and would suffer the consequences themselves.
V. Xiao Erhei
Xiao Erhei is the second son of Er Zhuge. He once killed two enemies in a counter-"mopping up" campaign and was awarded a special marksman award. Speaking of his beauty, he is famous not only in the Liu family, but also in the first month of every year, no matter which village he goes to, the eyes of women follow him.
Xiao Erhei never went to school, but only learned a few words from his father. When he was six years old, his father taught him how to read. The literacy textbook is neither the Five Classics and Four Books nor the Common Sense Mandarin Chinese. Instead, it starts with learning the Heavenly Stems, Earthly Branches, Five Elements, Bagua, and the names of the sixty-four hexagrams, and then proceeds to the "Hundred Middle Schools", "The Jade Box", "Add and Deletion Divination" ”, “Ma Yi Shen Xiang”, “Qi Men Dun Jia”, “Yin Yang House” and other books. Xiao Erhei has been smart since he was a child. He has mastered the formulas such as calculating zodiac signs, fortune-telling, reciting the great and small fleeting years, or "Jia Zi Yi Chou Hai Zhong Jin" in a few days. Er Zhuge often leads him to show off in front of others. Because he was smart and cute, the adults also liked to play with him. One said: "Er Hei, what do you mean when you are ten years old?" The other said: "Er Hei, give me a lesson in divination!" Later Er Zhuge because He said that it was "not suitable for planting" and mistakenly planted the land. His wife also complained, Dahei also complained, and everyone in the village made it a joke. Xiao Erhei also suffered a lot of ridicule for this incident. At that time, Xiao Erhei was thirteen years old and already understood good and evil. However, the adults still treated him as a child so that they could joke with Er Zhuge. When he got home, Chang Hao said to Er Zhuge and Xiao Erhei: "Er Hei" ! Calculate whether it is a good time to plant today?" When the children who were similar to Xiao Erhei got angry with Xiao Erhei, they shouted: "It's not a good time to plant, it's not a good time to plant..." Because of this, several of the children were angry with Xiao Erhei. Yue hid when she saw someone, and from then on she and his mother agreed to be on the same page, no longer believing in his father's gossip.
Xiao Erhei and Xiao Qin have been in love for two or three years. He was only sixteen or seventeen at that time, and he was just following some idlers to join in the fun at Sanxiangu's place during the long winter nights. Later, he became so familiar with Xiaoqin that it seemed that he couldn't live without seeing her for a day. There are also people in the Houzhuang who are willing to be matchmakers for Xiao Erhei and Xiao Qin, but Er Zhuge is unwilling. There are three reasons for his unwillingness: first, Xiao Erhei has a metal life, and Xiao Qin has a fire life. I am afraid that fire will defeat metal; second, Xiao Erhei has a metal life, and Xiao Qin has a fire life. Qin was born in October, which is a bad month; thirdly, Sanxiangu has a bad reputation. It happened that a group of refugees came to Zhangde Mansion at this time. Among them was Lao Li, who brought an eight or nine-year-old girl. Since he had no food, he was willing to give the girl to others to escape. Er Zhuge thought it was a bargain. He first asked about her birth date, calculated for a long time and said, "Marriage of a thousand miles depends on a thread", so he took Xiao Erhei as a child bride.
Although Er Zhuge said it was a perfect fit, Xiao Erhei refused to admit it. The father and son quarreled for several days, and Er Zhuge had to raise her. Xiao Erhei said: "If you want to raise her, you can raise her. I don't want her anyway!" In the end, although the little girl was kept, it was not clear what the relationship was.
Sixth Struggle Meeting
Ever since Jin Wang got into trouble with Xiao Qin, he has held a grudge every day and always wanted to find a way to get revenge. Once when the Armed Forces Committee was training village cadres, it happened that the young boy with black hair and malaria did not go. After the training, Jin Wang said to Xingwang: "Xiao Erhei is pretending to be ill, but he is actually seduced by Xiao Qin. You can give him a good fight." Xingwang is the director of the Armed Forces Committee, and he has met Xiao Qin once before. Nail naturally agreed with Jin Wang's opinion very much, and asked Jin Wang to go back and talk to his wife, and mobilized the Women's Rescue Association to also fight against Xiao Qin. Jin Wang's wife is currently the chairman of the Women's Rescue Association. Because Jin Wang likes to go to Xiao Qin's place, she has long hated Xiao Qin. Now that Jin Wang went back and told her that he wanted to fight Xiao Qin, this was the opportunity he was looking forward to. He dropped his work and went to arrange it immediately. The next day, two struggle meetings were held in the village. One was for the Armed Forces Committee to fight against Xiao Erhei, and the other was for the Women's Rescue Association to fight against Xiao Qin.
Xiao Erhei himself was not at fault, so of course he would not admit it. He kept his words until the end, and Xingwang issued an order to tie him up and hand him over to the government agencies for processing. Fortunately, the village chief had a clear mind and persuaded Xingwang: "It's true that Xiao Erhei has malaria. He is not pretending to be sick. As for falling in love with others, it is not illegal and cannot be tied up." Xingwang said: "He already has a woman. "The village chief said: "Who in the village doesn't know that Xiao Erhei is right to deny his child bride? The boy is no more than sixteen and the girl is no more than fifteen, and the girl is under ten years old. I won't come to accept this debt. Xiao Erhei is fully qualified to fall in love with others, and no one can interfere." Xingwang had nothing to say, but Xiao Erhei asked him: "Is it illegal to tie someone up for no reason?" After the village chief persuaded him. , just let it go.
Before Xingwang left the village office, Xiaoqin dragged the chairman of the Women’s Rescue Association to come to the village head. As soon as she entered the door, she said: "Village Chief! To catch a thief you need stolen goods, to catch an adulterer you need two, and you have to be a woman." The chairman of the rescue association is not being reasonable?" Xingwang saw Jin Wang's wife and ran away quickly for fear of revealing that the matter was related to him. Later, the village chief asked about the reason and spent a long time to mediate with them.
Qi San Fairy Aunt Promises a Promise
After the two struggle meetings were held, things could no longer be dealt with. Xiao Erhei also knew that this was reasonable and legal, so he simply followed Xiao Qin openly discussed it.
Sanxian Gu was worried. Although she and Xiaoqin were mother and daughter, something had not gone right in recent years. Sanxiangu loves the young people, and the young people love Xiaoqin. The child Xiao Erhei seemed like fresh fruit to Sanxian Gu. Unfortunately, with the addition of Xiao Qin, she lost her own share. She had wanted to find Xiao Qin an in-law and push him out of the house, but because she had a bad reputation, she almost couldn't. I don't want to marry her. After the struggle meeting, rumors spread that Xiao Erhei and Xiao Qin would marry freely. If she wanted to do that, she would not be able to tell Xiao Erhei a joke in the future. That would be such a pity, so she asked her employer to ask for help. Xijia wants to find Xiaoqin’s in-laws.
"Put up the recruiting flag, and there will be people who will eat the food." There was a Mr. Wu who was a retired military officer who served as a brigade commander under Yan Xishan. His family was very rich, so his wife died. He met Xiaoqin once at the grandma temple meeting and was willing to marry her. The matchmaker told Sanxiangu that she was of course willing. After a few days, the ceremony was settled, and the third fairy thought she had settled a matter on her mind.
Xiao Qin has already discussed it with Xiao Erhei, how can she be willing to listen to her mother? On the day of the ceremony, Xiaoqin got into a fight with her mother and threw the jewelry and satin sent by Mr. Wu to the floor. After the matchmaker left, Xiaoqin said to her mother: "I don't care! Whoever collects other people's things will go with them!"
Sanxian Gu was worried and slept for a long time. After dinner, she said it was a god. I got up, yawned twice and started singing. She first blamed Yu Fu for not being able to manage the family, then said that Xiaoqin and Mr. Wu were married in a previous life, and sang something like: "The marriage in the previous life was determined by God, and you can't live according to God's will..." Yu Fu knelt on the ground and begged, God was not a religion. He immediately gave Xiaoqin a beating. After hearing this, Xiaoqin knew that she couldn't make any sense with this pretending mother, so she simply hid out and let her mother talk nonsense alone.
Xiao Qin quietly ran to the front village to look for Xiao Erhei. On the way, she met Xiao Erhei looking for her. The two quietly held hands and went to a big kiln to discuss how to deal with Sanxian Gu. method.
Ba Na Shuang
Xiao Qin told Xiao Erhei in detail from beginning to end how her mother conducted a wedding, how she pretended to be cool, and what she sang. Xiao Erhei said: "Ignore her! I asked about the comrades in the district. They said that as long as the man and woman are willing, they can register in the district. No one else can make the decision..." At this point, I heard footsteps outside, and the waiter stretched out his hand. When I came out and saw four or five people standing in the shadow, one of them said: "Take a pair, get a pair!" Both of them recognized Jin Wang's voice, and the waiter Hei got angry and shouted: "Take a pair!" ? Didn't break the law!" Xingwang also came and ordered: "Catch me! I'll worry about you for several days if you break the law!" Xiao Erhei said: "Where did you go? No matter where you go, you can't do anything to the border district government! "Go!" They beat them up and tied them up.
Xingwang said: "There is a woman inside, let's tie her up too! If you catch an adulterer, you need two, that's what she said!" Then he tied up Xiaoqin too.
Everyone in the front village was still awake. When they heard someone arguing, some people ran out to take a look. They saw two people tied up under the hemp straw torch. Everyone knew about it without asking. Er Zhuge also came out. When he saw Xiao Erhei being tied up, he knelt down in front of Xingwang and begged: "Xingwang! There is no hatred between our two families! For the sake of my old man, please all of you, masters..." Xingwang said : "We can't control this matter. Let's give it to the superiors!" Xiao Erhei said: "Dad! You don't have to worry about it! It's not against the law wherever you send it! I'm not afraid of him!" Xingwang said: "Good boy! I want to force you. Just fight to the end!" He forced three militiamen and said, "Take them away!" One militiaman asked, "Bring them to the village office?" Xingwang said, "Why did you go to the village office? The village chief didn't let them go. Send it to the director of the District Armed Forces Committee to handle it according to military law!" After saying that, he hugged the two of them and left.
Jiuer Zhuge’s Lesson
When the neighbors saw that it was Xingwang brothers who were binding people, no one dared to intercede with Xiao Erhei. They waited until they left and then took Er Zhuge Greetings home.
Er Zhuge shook his head repeatedly and said: "Oh! I know something is going to happen these days: I went to the ground the day before yesterday morning, and then when I got to the ridge, I met a daughter-in-law riding a donkey, dressed in mourning. I knew it was bad. This year, I am lucky with the star of Rahu (hóu: the name of the star mentioned by astrologers, who believe it can control the good and bad luck in the world), so be careful of those who bring filial piety to your luck. So I didn't dare to go anywhere. Who knew I couldn't hide? Last night, Erhei's mother dreamed of singing in the temple. This morning, an old crow landed on the east room and screamed more than ten times... Alas, it's good luck, so I can't hide. You can't escape." He rambled a lot, and the neighbors got a little bored. They gave him some soothing words for a while, and then they all left.
Where can someone sleep when something happens? After the people dispersed, except for the child bride, no one in Er Zhuge's family slept. Er Zhuge touched his face, took out three coins and divined a hexagram. After he drew it, he was so frightened that his face turned pale. He said: "It's amazing! Chou Tu's parents brought out the official ghost of Wu Huo. The fire is stronger than Xia, so it might be a bit dangerous. Alas! They elected him to be the youth captain, but I said I wouldn't let him be. , The little bastard insists on being a leader! People say it must be dealt with according to military law. How can you break the military law if you are not a captain? "My wife also clapped her hands and stamped her feet: "Dad! Who knew you were going to get into such a big thing?" Advised: "Don't be afraid! The matter has been revealed, let him go! I think this is not a matter of human life, and it cannot be a serious crime! Since they have been sent to the district, I will go to the district to inquire first! You all go to bed Come on!" He lit a lantern and left.
After Er Zhuge sent Dahei away, he still lowered his head and studied the hexagram he had just accounted for. After pausing for a while, I heard a woman crying from a distance. The more she cried, the closer she came. After a while, she came under the window and opened the door and came in. Before Er Zhuge could see who it was, the woman grabbed him and said with tears and fuss: "Liu Xiude! Give me back my daughter! Where did your child seduce my daughter? Give me back..." Er Zhuge Zhuge's wife was furious. When she saw Sanxiangu coming, she was just in time to vent her anger. She jumped down from the kang and grabbed her and said, "It's good that you're here! I don't have to go look for you! Your mother and daughter are so good at killing me." This kid is a bad seducer, you have the nerve to come to me! Let’s go to the district to talk things over!” The two women rolled into a ball, and Er Zhuge couldn’t pull him away, and he no longer bothered to study him. Gua. Seeing that Er Zhuge's wife was desperate for her life, San Xiangu was a little timid at first and didn't dare to fight. After a while, she broke free and left. Er Zhuge's wife chased her out of the house, but Er Zhuge stopped her and scolded her endlessly.
Ten Graces
Er Zhuge didn't sleep all night, reading over and over again: "Why hasn't Dahei come back? Why hasn't Dahei come back yet." The next day it was unknown and he set off for the destination. Walking up the district, halfway through, I saw from a distance that Dahei and three militiamen had returned, as well as an assistant from the district and a traffic officer. He shouted from a distance: "Dahei! How are you? Does it matter?" Dahei said: "It's okay! Don't be afraid!" After saying that, he walked up to him, and the assistant and three militiamen left first. Dahei told the traffic officer: "This is my father!" and said to Erzhuge: "The district has heard that you and Yu Fu's wife are here. You go, it's okay! Erhei and Xiaoqin, as soon as they arrive at the district I let him go. The district chief had already said that Xingwang and Jin Wang were not the same thing, and had already detained them. He also sent an assistant to our village to hold a meeting to investigate the evidence of their tyranny. When I got there, they asked. That's all. I heard that Erhei and Xiaoqin are allowed to get married." Er Zhuge said, "It's fine if you don't commit a crime. Marriage is not a good idea. You haven't heard what Tian Chuan is doing." I don’t know, it’s probably nothing serious. You go ahead, I’ll go back and tell my mother.” The traffic officer said, “Old man! I’ve just met you. You go ahead and I’ll tell you the next one.” He and Da Hei Xiang followed.
When Er Zhuge arrived at the district, he saw Xiao Erhei and Xiao Qin sitting on a bench. He pointed at Xiao Erhei and cursed: "You are causing trouble! Why don't you go back quickly if I let you go? Why don't you go back quickly?" I'm so scared!" The district chief said, "What are you doing? Is the district office a place for insults?" Er Zhuge stopped talking. The district chief asked: "Are you Liu Xiude?" Er Zhuge replied: "Yes!" Asked: "Did you take a child bride for Liu Erhei?" Answer: "Yes!" Question: "How old are you this year?" Answer: " The monkey is twelve years old.
"The district chief said: "You can't get engaged if your daughter is under fifteen, so you should return her family to your parents' home. Liu Erhei is already engaged to Yu Xiaoqin! Er Zhuge said: "She only has one father, and she doesn't know where she has fled, and she has nowhere to retreat." Girls under fifteen cannot be engaged. That is just an official rule. In fact, there are many people engaged at the age of seven or eight in the countryside. Please give the district director grace and let it pass..." The district director said: "Any illegal engagement must be withdrawn if one party is unwilling to do so! Er Zhuge said: "This is the wish of two families!" "The district chief asked Xiao Erhei: "Liu Erhei! Are you willing or not? Xiao Erhei said: "I don't want to!" Er Zhuge's temper got worse again. He glared at Xiao Erhei and said, "Is it up to you?" "The district chief said: "It's not up to him to get him engaged, is it up to you? Old man! Now that marriage is independent, it's not up to you. If the little girl you raised really doesn't have a natal family, she can be considered your daughter. Er Zhuge said: "That's okay, but you have to ask the district chief for grace. You can't let him get engaged to a girl like Yu Fu!" The district chief said, "You have nothing to do with this!" Er Zhuge said anxiously: "Please be kind to the district chief. Your fate is not right. This is a lifetime matter!" Then he said to Xiao Erhei: "Erhei, don't be confused!" This is your lifetime business! "The district chief said: "Old man! Don't be confused; if you force your nineteen-year-old child to marry a twelve-year-old girl, I'm afraid you will be angry for the rest of your life! I'm just trying to persuade you. In fact, as long as two people are willing, it doesn't matter whether you are willing or not. Go back! If the child bride has no place to retreat, she will become your daughter! "Er Zhuge also wanted to ask the district chief for "grace and grace", and a traffic officer pushed him out.
Look at the fairy on November
The third fairy went to look for Er Zhuge. The purpose was to show off his ability to make trouble, and secondly to cover the eyes and ears of outsiders. In fact, she was very happy to let Xiaoqin suffer, so after having a fuss with Er Zhuge's wife, she went back and went to bed the next day. In the morning, she got up very late. Although Yu Fu was more anxious than she was, he had no idea and did not dare to wake her up, so he had to cook first. When the meal was almost ready, Sanxian Gu slowly got up to dress up, and Yu Fu Asked her: "Aren't you going to ask about Xiaoqin? She said: "Ask what she did?" How capable is she? "Yu Fu didn't dare to say anything anymore. He cooked the rice and put it by the stove. He waited until she was dressing up before eating.
Before the meal was finished, the traffic officer from the district came to deliver the meal. She. She seemed very proud, and said in a long voice: "I can't control my daughter when she's grown up, so I'll ask the district chief to discipline her for us!" "After she finished her meal, she put on new clothes, a new handkerchief, embroidered shoes, and embroidered trousers. She powdered her face again, added a few pieces of jewelry, and then asked Yu Fu to saddle her donkey. She rode on it, and Yu Fu gave it to her. She caught up and went to the district. When she arrived, the traffic officer led her to the district chief's house. She kowtowed and shouted, "Mr. District Chief, please give it to me." Call the shots! "The district chief was leaning on the table writing. When he saw her kneeling on the ground with her head lowered and her head covered with silver jewelry, he thought she was the young daughter-in-law who was angry with her mother-in-law two days ago, so he said: "Your mother-in-law Isn’t there a guarantor? Why not find a guarantor? "San Xiangu was confused and looked up at the district chief's face. When the district chief saw that she was an old woman wearing powder, she realized that she had admitted the wrong person. The traffic officer said: "You have admitted the wrong person! This is Yu Xiaoqin’s mother! The district chief looked her over and said, "Are you Xiaoqin's mother?" stand up! Don't be a ghost! I know everything! stand up! "Sanxiangu stood up. The district chief asked: "How old are you this year? "Third Fairy Girl said: "Forty-five. The district chief said: "See for yourself whether you are dressed like a human being or not?" "A teenage girl from a fellow villager stood by the door and laughed. The traffic officer said: "Let's play outside! "The little girl ran away. The district chief asked: "You know how to get lost, don't you? "San Xiangu didn't dare to answer. The district chief asked: "Have you found an in-law for your daughter? "Sanxiangu replied: "We found it! Asked: "How much did it cost?" Answer: "Three thousand and five!" Asked: "What else?" Answer: "Some jewelry cloth!" Asked: "Have you discussed this with your daughter?" Answer: "No!" Asked: "Is your daughter willing?" Answer: "I don't know!" "The district chief said: "I'll call you and you can ask her yourself! Then he said to the traffic officer: "Go and call Yu Xiaoqin!" ”
The little girl who ran out just now ran outside and announced that she had a wife who was in a lawsuit. She was forty-five years old, wearing powder and flower shoes. All the nearby women came to see it. , crowded half of the courtyard, and muttered: "Look! Forty-five! "Look at those trouser legs!" "Look at those shoes!" "Sanxian Gu has never blushed in half her life, but now she couldn't hold back her anger, and streaks of hot sweat flowed down her face. The traffic officer led Xiao Qin over and said deliberately, "What are you looking at? He is also a human being, right? Have you never seen him? Get out of the way! "A group of women laughed.
Call Xiaoqin over, and the district chief said: "Ask your daughter if she is willing! "Sanxiangu only heard the people in the courtyard saying "forty-five" and "wearing flower shoes". She was so embarrassed that she could only wipe her sweat and couldn't speak anymore. The people in the courtyard suddenly changed their conversation and all said, "That's someone else's." "Girl", "Girls are not as good at dressing up as mothers", and some people said, "I heard that they can even fall into trance", but someone who knew the details kept telling the story of "the rice is rotten". At this time, the three fairy girls wanted to die.
The district chief said: "If you don't ask, I will ask for you! Yu Xiaoqin, are you willing to marry the in-law your mother has found for you?" Xiaoqin said: "No! I know. Who is this?" The district chief asked Sanxiangu, "Did you hear that?" He then told her about the law on marriage autonomy, saying that Xiaoqin and Xiaoerhei's engagement was completely legal, and also ordered her to send the Wu family. The money and things were returned intact, allowing Xiao Qin and Xiao Erhei to get married. She was ashamed and agreed one by one.
What happened to Twelve?
The three militiamen returned to the Liu family. When they heard that the district had detained Xingwang and Jinwang, they also sent assistants to investigate their crimes. It was really Everyone applauded. After lunch, a mass meeting was held in the temple. The village chief reported the purpose of the meeting and asked everyone to cite the evil deeds of the two of them. At first, everyone was afraid that if they couldn't bring them down, they would come back to take revenge. The boss didn't say anything for a while. A few people who were too timid even quietly advised everyone: "Those who endure the trouble will be safe." There was one person who was offended by the two of them. The broken young man said: "Have I never endured it before? The more I endure it, the less safe I will be! If you don't tell me, I will tell you!" He started with Jin Wang leading the bandits to his house to kidnap money, and then talked about four or five things in a row. He said, "I'll stop talking and let others talk about a few styles first!" As soon as he started talking, many victims rushed to talk about it: Some of them spent money on them, some of them were forced to have sex. Damn it, there are some whose property has been taken over by them, and some whose wives have been raped by them. The two of them also sent militiamen to cut firewood for themselves, and assigned civilian men to hoe the land for themselves; they collected grains, distributed funds privately, and forced the militiamen to tie up people... One by one, they were followed by others, from noon to sunset, One *** said fifty or sixty styles.
The district sent the two of them to the county based on these charges. After the county confirmed the charges one by one, in addition to asking them to compensate for everyone's losses, they were sentenced to fifteen years in prison.
After this meeting, everyone in the village dared to come forward. Soon, village cadres all went through major re-elections, and villagers no longer dared to vote for bad guys indiscriminately. In the meantime, Jin Wang's wife naturally lost the election. But she also changed her tone and said: "I will make progress in the future."
The two gods also changed:
The third fairy was surrounded by a group of women in the district that day After looking at it for a long time, I felt really embarrassed. I went back and looked in the mirror to study it, and found that I was really dressed up. I also thought that my daughter was about to get married, so what else could I do to show off my sophistication? Only then did he make up his mind to change his clothes from top to bottom, making him look like an elder. He also quietly removed the incense table that he had been pretending to be a ghost for thirty years.
Er Zhuge came back from the district that day and mentioned to his wife that Er Hei and Xiao Qin were in conflict with each other's fate. His wife said: "Put away your gossip! Didn't you say that Er Hei is in trouble this time?" Can't you? You have to learn a lesson for farting all your life. What happened? I think Xiaoqin is quite good. It's great if you can live with us! Why don't you remember that it's not suitable to plant? '?" Er Zhuge saw that his wife didn't believe in his own yin and yang, so he was embarrassed to show off his tricks in front of others.
Xiao Qin and Xiao Erhei went back to their respective homes and saw that the tempers of the old people had changed. They asked their neighbors to take advantage of the situation and talk things over, and the two gods agreed to their marriage. Later, both families made preparations and went through the door. After getting married, the young couple were very proud. Neighbors said they were the first good couple in the village.
Couples sometimes cannot help but tell jokes in their bedrooms: Xiao Erhei is studious and Sanxiangu sings "Marriage in previous lives is determined by heaven" when she is in a state of trance, Xiaoqin is studious and Er Zhuge says "The grace of the district chief is the fortune teller" wrong". The naughty children went to listen to the window and learned these two sentences, so they gave the two gods new nicknames: the third fairy was called "previous life marriage" and the second Zhuge was called "fate mismatch".
Written in Taihang in May 1943