Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside
A blind man enters the opium den - modern. (Touch the lamp)
A bag in the air - pretending to be crazy. (Pretend to be cool)
Song Jiang’s military advisor is useless. (Wu Yong)
The old woman went to the henhouse - idiot. (Ben Dan)
The straw hat seller throws away his pole - pay attention. (Leave the rope)
The monk holds an umbrella - lawless. (无发无天)
My brother is not at home - don’t come. (Sister-in-law is coming)
My nephew is lighting lanterns - as usual. (Uncle Zhao)
Rain hits yellow plum blossoms - bad luck. (Falling plum)
Half a tael of cotton - no need to discuss. (Free of bullets)
A bald man holding an umbrella - lawlessness. (No hair, no sky)
The short transition - peace of mind. (Yan Xin).
Buying pigs in a horse shop—that’s not a problem. (Not that city).
The weather in the twelfth lunar month - use your hands and feet. (frozen hands and frozen feet).
It is unreasonable for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).
The public toilet is still stone-causing public outrage. (causing public feces).
Wearing a leather jacket inside out - pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).
Confucius moved - a net loss. (It’s just a book).
Pregnant women walking on a single-plank bridge - taking risks out of desperation. (Take risks).
Grandma’s son died—there was no way to save him. (no uncle).
Husband slaps his fan - desolate. (Wife Liang).
The scholar’s ??towel-guaranteed loss. (Book included).
The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this. (But look at this translation).
It’s not surprising that towels are still the pick of the needle. (Not enough for a flag).
A dull knife breaks a bamboo ------- I can’t think about it. (It won’t ring).
Tie chicken feathers to telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster).
Cracking melon seeds will bring out bedbugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).
Dengcao plays the drum------------I don’t want to. (no sound).
Lamp grass and crutches------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).
Chatting in the salt shop----------I have nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).
Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).
Blowing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside).
The Dragon King moved----------Awesome. (off the sea).
Lao Jiu’s brother----------honest. (Old Ten).
Buried in an empty coffin----------arrogant. (There is no one among the trees).
Jie Yuan----------Rules in Bastard. (guiju).
Wear gloves in June----conservative. (Guard your hands).
Raw peanuts--------------noisy. (It must be fried).
The cobbler does not bring an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).
It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).
The monk’s house----------temple. (wonderful).
Wash the yellow lotus by the river----------Why bother. (River is bitter).
Blind people wear glasses----------fake smartness. (False and false).
Dreaming about becoming a butterfly----------Fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).
Monkey learning to walk----------hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).
Hardcover Maotai------------Long time. (good wine).
The spider pulls the web------------selfishly. (from silk).
The blind man carries the blind man on his back----------He is getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind).
Long live my nosebleed---- it's red. (I am red).
Break the casserole------------Ask the end. (Tattoo to the end).
Take a walk in the watermelon field---it's good for both sides. (Left and right are circles).
Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones------change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).
Sack bags and grass bags------the bags are inferior to each other. (One bag is not as good as one bag).
The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vividly visible. (Every particle is in the eye).
Selling cloth without a ruler----------has bad intentions. (Without intention).
The poor carpenter opens ----------- only one sentence. (Only one saw).
Fire in the brick kiln----------rumor. (Kiln smoke).
The lamp is oil-free------------it's a waste of time. (Waste core).
Zhong Kui married his sister and fooled around. (Ghost marriage)
Crossing the river in a dung boat--------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).
The sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus ------- year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitterness).
Open the drawer in the drug store and look for fun. (find pills).
The toad jumped into the well----I don’t understand. (Pfft).
The opera singer and horseman----------no. (walk).
Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce ------ I've said it before. (Salt first).
Eat dumplings without the fillings----naughty. (picking skin).
Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South).
Build lanterns and move rocks---just do as you are told. (copy).
The flood washed away the Earth Temple------be careful. (Liu Shen).
Cracking the whip in the plowed fields----bragging. (to urge cattle).
The backbone of a child is a villain. (The back of the villain).
The aviation force turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down).
The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair).
The old monk lives in a cave----nothing. (No temple).
The freighter went out to sea---------- layman. (foreign airlines).
Burning the flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal).
The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken).
Soaking stones in a sauce vat--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in).
There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with round sound).
It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible).
Eat ginseng----------candidate. (Added later).
Emperor Pi’s mother----the skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).
Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man).
Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance).
Planting vegetables on the wall----No chance. (no garden).
Fan and talk----talking like crazy. (Gossip).
Twelve taels of silver------------certain. (one tablet).
Sleeping guarding the toilet is not far from death. (Not far from shit).
Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture).
Eating in a small bowl---it depends on the sky. (by Tim).
The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).
The bastard has chicken feathers in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).
There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).
The longevity star Qi Xianhe----------no way out. (No more deer).
Put down 18 yuan twice------I've heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).
The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).
Tie pigtails at the back------violation of law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).
The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).
The rice pot is smoking------------Confused. (The rice is mushy).
Baidu has remembered your name --- Jealousy (duji)
The narcissus does not bloom - pretending to be garlic
A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he suffers from himself Zhi (or "There is suffering that cannot be expressed")
There is also a homophonic Xiehouyu, which adds homophonic elements to the previous one. For example:
Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)
Confucius moves - all loses (books)
Burns flagpole - long charcoal ( Sigh, that is, enjoyment)
The sword in the cesspool - Wen (sounding) cannot, and martial arts (dance) cannot.
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Bachelors teach their children—don’t be greedy for cheap money
Finance comes to a bachelor—there is no looking back
A blind man eats soup pills—knows what he knows
>Monk Zhang Er - confused
Li Yilian - shameless
The muddy man opened the door - live his life
Failed to steal the chicken - lose the rice, that is, not only did not take advantage, but suffered losses
Throwing bombs in the pit - arousing people's excrement (anger)
The marriage of the Lord of Hell Female - Gui Yao
The following is a common Cantonese catchphrase:
Cowhide lantern - the lighting is unclear
Chopping firewood under the bed - bumping The board means getting into trouble and making trouble
The wife takes care of the cover - Yin Gong, that is, pitiful
The husband pulls the fan - desolate (the wife is cold), that is, pitiful
Single-eyed man's wife - take a look
Dongqian cured duck - get a look
Overnight fried ghost - no fire
Sweet potato falls into the wind Stove - the stew
Wet water olive kernel - two-headed chirping
Water melon beating the dog - not visible
Uncovered chicken coop - Come in and out
White eels on the beach - if you don't die, you will be dead
Burning the flagpole - there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)
Chaozhou music ——Taking care of oneself
Guitar without wires (wet cotton)——No playing, that is, impeccable
African monk——Begging is hated by others (black monk), even if it is ordered People hate it
The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body - no smell
The bow ruler - measures the water
Alan Marrying Ya Rui - a lot of hard work
Taigong shares pork - everyone has a share
Fried dumplings at the end of the year - everyone has it and I have it
Lao Ju Burial Year End - Calculation
The Great Khan of Mongolia - Kublai Khan: was beaten until his butt blossomed (sudden = butt; fierce = cracked)