Although my eyes are small, you can't run away from the bitch I'm eyeing.
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.
If I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really wouldn't be alive now.
In the end, I failed myself, because I found myself fat again.
What is the outer layer of the earth? Sweet milk tea.
Look at your natural vulgarity, it's really good material for sitting on the stage!
Don't ask me what the criteria for being handsome are, okay? Look at me and you will know!
I use time to prove that I love you, and you use time to prove that I am a * *.
Let's get to know each other again, starting with what color your underwear is.
Before you approach me, think about what I have. I have nothing but beauty.
How many blind dates have I had? Basically, I can connect to WIFI as soon as I enter the hotel.
A small report card can cause a lot of war at home.
I am so beautiful that I won't leave when I blow into your arms.
I worked hard to get fat just to occupy an extra piece of land in your heart.
After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.
It is said that twisting melons is not sweet, but as it happens, I don't like sweets either.
The lovely me at the beginning is long gone, and now I am more and more lovely.
What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.
Once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide.
When a woman falls in love, she will become a giant in love and a street.
I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.
My hero on earth will come to see me on a pig, because he is special than all of you.
In my experience, love can be summed up as a eight-character mantra: sweet talk and scheming.
There are no roads in the world, and there are so many people wandering around that I don't know how to get there.
When I don't like to talk, you must know that your small business is emotional again.
I've been watching you for a long time, and suddenly I find that you look exactly like my future husband.
Those hurdles you thought you couldn't get through in the past, you will gradually find that you only blame yourself for having short legs.
Money is not the most important thing in the world, but love is; Fortunately, I love money.
You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me who is getting fat!
I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was no way because there was not enough money.
If someone loves you more than me and is willing to * * * for you, let her * * * I love you, too.
The turbulent society, the turbulent people and the guys in the society are the most charming. I don't care, I am your little cutie.
The reason why the wolf can't eat sheep is because other wolves eat it raw. This product must be cooked.
You are really beautiful, tall and silly, forcing me to write this Tibetan poem.
Let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.
If we are together in the future, we must divide our work. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.
He wants to cheat, which has nothing to do with your Excellence. Even if you are a fairy, he will miss other sows.
Someone asked me why my skin is black. This is very interesting. One white covers all the ugliness. You white it to hide your ugliness, but I'm not ugly.
Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, there is no signal on my cell phone, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road.
Don't let any of you speak ill of my friend in front of me, or I will unconsciously follow suit.
Many people say that I am beautiful and lovely, and I really want to slap her in the past. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere.
Every day, I am in a state of full heart and insufficient sleep, full heart and insufficient IQ, and full heart and insufficient balance.
No matter how beautiful the face is, it will always grow old. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.
As long as you live well, I won't bother you. If you are unlucky, I can't help it! Ha ha.
Books are the ladder of human progress, and the ladder is very tired. Can I choose the elevator of human progress-e-book?
Later, I thought about it, I won't delay you, and others will delay you. I am not willing to delay you.
If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that one page is not written and that page is not written.
How beautiful my deskmate looks! If you haven't seen it, it will be a lifelong regret. If you have seen it, it will be a lifelong regret!
I knew you wouldn't come with me if I reached out, so I stuck out my foot and tripped you. You really got up and chased me.
I've been hearing people say how cool it is to open a room, and finally one day I can't help it. It's really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed.