Sketches generally refer to shorter art of speaking and acting. Its basic requirements are clear language, natural form, and the ability to fully understand and express the personality and language characteristics of each character. The most representative one is comedy sketches. The following is the script of the skit "If You Are the One" that I carefully compiled for the company's annual meeting. It is for reference only. I hope it can help everyone.
Host: Meng Quan
Female guest: Zhou Meili. Clothing: earthy, country girl
Male guest No. 1: Uncle Bird,
< p> Male guest No. 2: Wang XiaoqiangMale guest No. 3: Huang Xiaochao
4. Male guest No. 5: Jiang Caifu
Male guest No. 5: He Yong
Male guest No. 6: Li Huaqiang
Screenwriter and director: Zou Quan
Planning: Chaochao
Planning: Fei Long, Kun Zai, Brother Zhou, Lao Jiang.
Zou Quan: Welcome to Panyu Satellite TV, Yele Chemical Industry, (If You Are the One) Yele Special, please host Meng Quan!
Zou Quan enters (can you feei it): Welcome to the large-scale service program, Yele Chemical Industry, If You Are the One, I am the host, Meng Quan. Welcome everyone, welcome everyone to the site. (Applause) Qingyuan is a place with outstanding people and many places that are unforgettable. Our If You Are the One program team - I am alone. This time the special event faced unprecedented challenges! As we all know, throughout history, Yele Company has maintained a situation of more men and fewer women, but this time, there are still more men and fewer women. We only found six men and one woman. This time our program team was forced to temporarily Change the contest to women versus men.
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Chen Hengfeng: (speaks in a long voice) Stuck! (Applause) Watch your expression! (Come up from the auditorium, wear a peaked cap, and come up with the manuscript intercom.) Also...the manuscript is wrong! (After changing the manuscript and giving it to Huang Chao)
Zou Quan: (compliment) Uh... I'm sorry!
Please invite the handsome male guests tonight, please invite them (can you feei it)
Zou Quan: Male guest No. 6, Li Huaqiang, who has returned from overseas studies. (Play can you feei it for 18 seconds while Li Huaqiang comes on)
Zou Quan: Male guest No. 5, He Yong, who has returned from overseas studies. (Play can you feei it for 18 seconds and He Yong comes on stage)
Zou Quan: Male guest No. 3, Huang Xiaojian! (Play can you feei it for 18 seconds. At the same time, Huang Chao held a book and pretended to read it seriously. The title of the book (Chibi Maruko-chan)) came on the stage, and pretended to politely shake hands with the two first comers and the host. When he was in place, he took the Take out a big mirror, comb your hair with a big comb, and put on lipstick. )
Chen Hengfeng: (comes up from the audience and speaks in a long voice) Stuck! How did your planning team recruit people? How could you find someone with such a bad image?
Zou Quan: Um... Director, the image of No. 3 is a bit off, but there are not enough people...
Huang Chao: Director, can I come on?
Chen Hengfeng; There is no other way, let him take the lead first!
Zou Quan: The second male guest, superstar, Wang Baoqiang. (Play can you feei it for 18 seconds. At the same time, Liu Yulong comes on stage with a smile on his face and holds a fan. Two big men on the left and right, wearing sunglasses, circle the field after entering, say hello and blow kisses. It is best to design some grand pomp, after taking seats)
Liu Yulong: (said to the two big men with a serious expression) Get down!
Two big men: Yes! (Nods and goes on)
Zou Quan: Male guest No. 1, Uncle Psy from Zhaoqing, South Korea. (Play can you feei it and Li Songkun comes on the stage at the same time. When can you feei it is put to 18 seconds, turn (Gangnam Style) (Gangnam Style) to 19 seconds and then stop, and then move back to the position like a blind man.)
< p> Zou Quan: OK! Thank you to the six male guests... Uh (make a counting gesture) 1 2 3 4 5 Why is there another male guest?Jiang Caifu: Wearing a military coat and Zhao Benshan’s hat, he followed Zhao Benshan’s example, put his hands in his sleeves and said hello slowly.
Zou Quan: Um, uncle, I'm sorry, we are recording a program, please don't affect us.
Jiang Fortune: I am here to record the show!
Zou Quan: Who asked you to come here?
Jiang Fortune: I was sweeping the floor when the director said there were not enough people and insisted on pulling me over.
Zou Quan: Uncle, are we on a dating show?
Jiang Caifu: Yes, I have been married for 6 years and my child is 5 years old. How can I go on a blind date?
Zou Quan: Did the director really ask you to come here?
Jiang Fortune: Yes, the director said: Let me regain my youth!
Zou Quan: You dare to say that this little girl likes you?
Jiang Caifu: The director said Andy Lau couldn’t come, and I was the only one in the audience who was pretty, so he asked me to put out the fire.
Zou Quan: Male guest No. 4, please take your seat. Sorry, we had some minor interruptions at the scene. Okay, 6 male guests welcome you, please turn on the lights. Our reward is that the female guests will get no less than 6 bright lights. After holding hands with the male guests and leaving, they will all receive a card brought back from Panyu City Bridge by colleagues on the 7-day tour of Phuket (dumping it in their hands) Card)
Male guest: (Hearing the Phuket travel card) Happy, (after hearing the Jingle Cat card) sighed in unison!
Zou Quan: At the same time, we also welcome everyone to log in to Yele’s official website. The website address is, 3W Point Gong Xi Fa Cai Point... on the Kang. Participate in our interactive program. Okay, let's start our program today. We have our only female guest today.
(Can you feei it music was playing. Zhou Jingyan’s face was dirty and dirty. Her clothes were dirty and her shoes were different. She wore braids and flowers on her head. She appeared on the stage very masculinely. She spoke to the audience. Blowing kisses! )
Everyone: Dumbfounded
Zhou: (waves aggressively, nodding) Hello everyone! Hello teachers!
The male guest and Zou Quan said in unison: Good, that’s good! Yes! (At the same time, make a cheering or uniting upward gesture.)
Zou Quan: Please comment on the first impression of the female guests.
Li Songkun: Beautiful!
Liu Yulong: Fashionable!
Huang Chao: Gentle!
He Yong: Sexy!
Jiang Fortune: (silly) Hehe, hehe, hehe.
Zou Quan: (impatiently) Next one!
Li Huaqiang; Gentle, Zhou Meili, I love you, marry me!
Zou Quan: Please introduce yourself to the female guest!
Zhou: (laughing) Hello everyone! My name is Zhou Meili, I am 26 years old and I come from Tieling, a big city! Everyone knows that I am very beautiful when they hear my name. In fact, I prefer others to say that I am a fashionable person.
Zou Quan: Xiao Zhou is a sunny and confident girl. Come, take a look at the 6 boys opposite and see which one you like.
Li Songkun: (Putting into a strong pose)
Liu Yulong: (Putting his hands down on his chin to make a figure eight)
Huang Chao: (Pretending to be cool) )
Jiang Fortune: (smirking)
He Yong; (glaring)
Li Huaqiang: (affectionate)
< p> Zhou: (eye by eye) Write No. 1 on the question board.Zou Quan: Please consider what impressions the six boys have on Zhou Meili. (After 3 seconds) Please select! (Jiang Fortune turned off the lights)
Zou Quan: Okay, male guest No. 4, what is your reason for turning off the lights?
Jiang Fortune: The female guest is very beautiful!
Zou Quan: Wait, being beautiful is also a reason to turn off the lights?
Jiang Fortune: Do you want to listen to the truth or lies?
Zou Quan: Of course, listen to the truth!
Jiang Fortune: The director asked me to turn off the lights! Otherwise, my money will be deducted.
Zou Quan: Well... what a pity, the male guest with the best image in the audience was extinguished in the first round! (Sounds (Too bad it’s not you)
Zou Quan: Female guest, do you have anything to ask the other male guests?
Zhou Jingyan: I just want to find a man who truly loves me , Regarding money, I really don’t want to ask such vulgar questions,
Zou Quan: Very good, very few girls can belittle money!
Zhou Jingyan: (the tone suddenly increased) I want to ask male guest No. 1, how much is your monthly salary?
Everyone: (Almost fell down)
Li Songkun: Oh, Smecta!
Zhou Jingyan: (pretending to be charming) Wow! You look very rich. I like your horse-riding dance very much.
Zou Quan: How about we ask Uncle Bird to do it? Let’s do it!
Li Songkun: Okay, come on. (Say after standing up) Music!
(Jiangnan St. played) (Liu Yulong went up to dance with us. After dancing, we He walked up to Li Songkun and stretched out his hand. Li Songkun took out 100 yuan from his left and right pockets for labor fees. The trouser pockets should be kept turned out) Yes!
Zou Quan: What does the female guest want to ask the male guest No. 2?
Zhou Jingyan; (Speaking softly with a coquettish expression) Regarding the house, I don’t think so. It doesn’t matter, as long as we truly love each other, the rented house can be our sweet love nest together.
Zou Quan: Good girl, I don’t have any requirements for the house.
Zhou Jingyan: Male guest No. 2, although you are Wang Baoqiang, (suddenly becoming aggressive), does your home have a private swimming pool?
Everyone: (staggered)
Liu Yulong: (said disdainfully) It takes a whole morning to swim from the left to the right in my swimming pool.
Zhou Jingyan: Wow! Baoqiang! ! (Make her hair cute) I really enjoyed watching the movie you just starred in (Thailand)! The Zhu Bajie you played is so cute!
Liu Yulong: (embarrassed and retorted) Sorry, I have never played Zhu Bajie.
Zhou Jingyan: Oh, you play Sun Wukong! (Epiphany)
Wang Baoqiang: I didn’t play Sun Wukong either.
Zhou Jingyan: It must be Sha Seng!
Liu Yulong: Can I only play ugly roles?
Zhou Jingyan: Oh oh oh, I understand. Must be the Bull Demon King?
Liu Yulong: Director!
Chen Hengfeng: (comes up from the audience) What’s wrong, Brother Wang!
Liu Yulong: Didn’t you say that everyone in the audience is my fans?
Chen Hengfeng: (laughing apologetically) Mistake!
Liu Yulong: (impatiently) Please! (Thai囧) It’s not Journey to the West, there are no monsters in it.
Chen Hengfeng: Please bear with me! continue.
Liu Yulong: Actually, I am not Wang Baoqiang. (Voice suddenly raised) I am Wang Baoqiang’s twin brother, Wang——Xiaoqiang. Welcome to pay attention to my new movies, (Ye Leren in Panyu) and (The Story I Have to Tell About Isocyanate) Thank you!
Zhou Jingyan: I hope you can take me to your swimming pool to learn how to swim if you have time!
Liu Yulong: Swimming in the Yellow River is now prohibited!
Zhou Jingyan: Ah! Is it the Yellow River? (Say it immediately)
Everyone at the same time: Cut!
Zou Quan: Male guest No. 3, is there anything you want to ask our female guest?
Huang Chao: (touching hair) (pretending to be serious) Actually, I am not very outstanding in terms of talents. I only know how to play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers...
Zou Quan : (Interruption) Uh, sorry, interrupt me, I mean: What do you want to ask our beautiful lady?
Huang Chao: Oh, that’s it. I want to ask the beautiful lady, (suddenly changed her mind, pretending to be serious) Actually... occasionally I also like to fish, sit by the river, think about life and plan In the future, think about the fate of the country.
Zou Quan: (interrupts again) Uh, sorry, male guest No. 3, I think you misunderstood me. I mean: What do you want to ask our beautiful lady?
Huang Chao; Oh, yes! Sorry, beautiful lady, I want to ask you, um, actually... (pretending to be serious) I like to meditate and meditate in my spare time. I have to read 25 hours of books every day. I prefer some profound and elegant books.
Zou Quan: Is Yin Tao Xiaowanzi also an elegant book?
Huang Chao: Too many prizes, too many prizes! I also like the big-headed son and the little-headed father. In addition to reading, I also squeeze out 3 hours a day for running and 4 hours to browse current affairs news. Basically, I have a fulfilling life every day...
Li Huaqiang: (raising his hand to ask questions).
Zou Quan: What does male guest No. 6 have to ask?
Li Huaqiang: To be honest, I envy male guest No. 3 because he has 32 hours every day.
The whole audience: applauded and burst into laughter!
Zou Quan; the remaining two are high-quality returnees. They have been traveling abroad for so many years, and now they have finally returned to the embrace of the motherland. We welcome them. (Indicating He Yong to introduce himself) Male guest No. 5, please introduce yourself!
He Yong: Hello everyone, my name is He Yong. I am 32 years old. In fact, in these years overseas, I have always felt that I am a leaf wandering in the sea. What did I feel when I returned to my motherland? It’s called fallen leaves returning to their roots, and I finally understood what safety is. (The tone suddenly changes to the northeastern accent) Afghanistan is so dangerous. I was sweeping the streets and eating breakfast, and I was robbed. I like Chinese girls because I hope to find my significant other in my own country.
Zou Quan: Female guest!
Zhou Jingyan: I would like to know how much the male guest’s deposit is.
He Yong: The female guest is too snobbish. Before answering your question, I want to ask the female guest a simpler question. What are the measurements of the female guest?
Zhou Jingyan: xx xx xx (putting hands on hips in a triumphant manner)
He Yong; I’m sorry, female guest, although you are perfect. But your... (gestures the position of the chest) does not meet my requirements. Sorry, (turn off the lights and ring (unfortunately it’s not you))
Zou Quan: What does the female guest have to say about male guest No. 5 turning off the lights?
Zhou Jingyan: What I want to explain is that mine... (gestures her breasts) Although it does not meet the requirements of male guest No. 5, mine is natural and pollution-free.
Zou Quan: Okay, to the male guest No. 6! What do you want to say to the female guests?
Li Huaqiang: I like female guests very much, but I have no house, no car, and little money. My monthly salary is a little more than 1,500, but I have a sincere heart. I believe that through my efforts, I will definitely succeed. Make the female guest happy.
Zou Quan: Okay, the six male guests have been introduced. Let me see which boy the female guest is attracted to?
Zou Quan: (After reading the question board of the attractive boy) Male guest No. 1.
Zou Quan: Now enter the rights conversion, now keep lights on Nos. 1, 2, 3 and 6! There are currently 4 spots left. Ask the female guest to go up and put out a lamp.
Chen Hengfeng: Stuck!
Zou Quan: Director! What's the matter!
Chen Hengfeng: (facing Zou Quan) There is not enough time, hurry up! (Facing the audience, pointing upward) Let’s put in an ad first! (And give another manuscript to Zou Quanhou) Lighting, sound preparation, Action!
Zou Quan: (After receiving the manuscript) Authentic Good Herbal Tea Authentic Good Voice Welcome to watch the Jiaduobao Herbal Tea Chinese Good Voice Drink Qili Tianli Wahaha Qi named by Jiaduobao, the leading brand of herbal tea. Use mental health products to support China’s good voice.
Chen Hengfeng: OK! continue!
Zou Quan; Female guest, please go up and turn off the lights!
Zhou Meili: Put out Huang Chao’s light!
Zou Quan: Okay, there are only No. 1, No. 2 and No. 6 left. Please come over here (ring (girlfreid)) and enter the girls’ rights. May I ask if you have any questions. Let's start with number 1.
Zhou Jingyan: (Just about to speak) Um...
Zou Quan: Okay, very, very good. The female guest’s evaluation of male guest No. 1 is really too high. I think Everyone already understood what the female guest wanted to say.
Zhou Jingyan: Uh...
Zou Quan: To the male guest No. 2.
Zhou Jingyan: (Just about to speak) Uh...
Zou Quan: Okay, very, very good! The female guest's evaluation of male guest No. 2 is like a torrential river, continuous, flooding, and out of control! There is pity in the affection, and there is love in the pity!
Zhou Jingyan: (confused) Is there any? It seems I haven’t spoken yet!
Zou Quan: To the male guest No. 6
Zhou Jingyan: (Just about to speak) Um...
Zou Quan: Okay, very good! The female guest’s evaluation of male guest No. 2 is really...
Zhou Jingyan: (pushing Huang Chao away) Sorry, I haven’t started commenting yet!
Zou Quan: Um...Okay, what do you want to ask the male guest?
Zhou Jingyan: (He hesitated to speak for a long time) Uh... Male guest No. 6, uh... (A long time) Okay, very, very good! Thanks!
Everyone: (Inexplicably echoing and applauding!)
Zou Quan: Today’s choice I hope to bring some fresh and exciting feelings to the female guests. This is a multiple-choice question and a For multiple-choice questions, we hope that female guests can choose their own happiness with quick reflection and wisdom. Can we start? (Indicating to the female guest)
Zhou Jingyan: It’s time to start.
Zou Quan: Please listen! (Suddenly speaking very fast) If you choose male guest No. 1, please stand at male guest No. 2 and knock twice, then hold the hand of male guest No. 6 and leave. If you choose the male guest No. 2, please stand at the male guest No. 6 and knock 5 times and hold the hand of the male guest No. 2 to leave. If you choose the male guest No. 6, stand at the male guest No. 2 and knock 5 times, hold the hand of the male guest No. 1 and leave. Did you hear that clearly?
Everyone: ...didn’t hear clearly!
Zou Quan: Okay, now that you heard it clearly, I believe everyone understands the rules. (Make it clear that the two pronunciations must be emphasized)
Everyone: (Continue counting fingers) Raise your hands to ask questions.
Zou Quan: OK, let’s start choosing!
Zhou Jingyan: (Continue counting on your fingers.)
Zou Quan; Female guest, you only have 3 seconds to think and choose, 2 1
Zhou Jingyan; in a hurry Among them, Zou Quan was selected and knocked twice.
Zou Quan: Time is up...
Everyone:...
Zou Quan: Congratulations to the female guest and the host for successfully holding hands...
< p> All male guests: (in unison) What? Too dark! Everyone sighed! (Except Li Huaqiang)Li Huaqiang: (bravely grabbing the microphone) This is not fair!
Zou Quan: Be patient! I just made a joke to everyone! ! In fact, any choice made by the female guest just now is invalid, because it is an unfair choice in itself. I just want everyone to know that everyone's choice must be clear and resolute. I think the female guest must have her favorite boy in mind. Okay, female guests, please hold the hand of the male guest you are attracted to.
Zhou Jingyan; (walks to male guest No. 6 and holds hands with male guest No. 6)
Everyone: (exclamation!) Wow! How is that possible?
Zou Quan: The female guest’s favorite boy is number 1. Why did she suddenly choose number 6? This doesn’t seem to be what you want!
Zhou Jingyan: In fact, I really don’t have too much desire for money. When people think that I like money, they keep showing off their wealth and lose themselves. But I see man No. 6 The guest was not like this. His sincerity, hard work, and bravery moved me. I believe he can bring me a happy life.
I am willing to work hard with him, thank you all!
Zou Quan; Male guest No. 6, are you willing to work hard with the female guest?
Li Huaqiang: I do!
Everyone: nodded and applauded...
Zou Quan: Congratulations to the female guest on the successful hand-in-hand with No. 6, thank you all for watching, If You Are the One is also a special event, thank you everyone! (Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai sounded)
End: All performers held hands and bowed!
All performers: I wish you all great success and great success, and I wish all my colleagues good fortune.