2. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou.
3. Guan Yu: Brother, still no see?
4. Cao Cao: Everyone knows the heart of Si Mazhao.
5. Yuan Shao said: Xu You humiliated me and fought with 2 clubs.
6. Cao Cao: Who wants to be the pioneer officer?
7. Dong Zhuo said to his son-in-law, Marotta: Brother Li
8. The Story Of Diu Sim: I want to return it to heaven
9. Cao Cao: I forgot about that. Hurry! Send bond back.
1. Cao Cao: Hmm. Now I am the sky. Bring it.
11. Cheng Yu: Your Majesty, the Prime Minister invited your Majesty Xu Tian to hunt.
12. Guan Yu: The general is an excellent marksman and has good luck.
13. Wang Wei! Please be a pioneer at the end. Swear to capture Guan Yu and offer it to your men!
14. Lu Bu: My The Story Of Diu Sim is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!
15. Cao Cao: What happened just now was a mistake. I apologize to you.
16. Zhang Fei: The third surname is a domestic slave, who has taken a crazy rest. Zhang Fei, the eunuch, is here!
17. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxury, and I'm happy here.
18. Pound: If Wang Wei takes my military seal, I will knock it to death here today!
19. Sun Ce, I have been chasing you since Lujiang City, and I have chased you for 8 miles!
2. Zhuge Liang opened the cottage: Speak of the devil and he will arrive. Haha, Liu Bei is here.
21. Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated. Yuan Shao said: Meng De, your squad has returned to Korea.
22. Liu Bei: Be listed as a brother, fight with me until the last moment, and commit suicide!
23. Servant of Wang Yun's family: Sir, Lu Bu has come to give a birthday present to Miss The Story Of Diu Sim.
24. Zhang Fei: Lu Bu, you lost your virginity to a thief! (Lyu3 bu4 mixed up, hehe. )
25. Boy: My husband knew that there would be a distinguished visitor in the near future, so he went out for a long trip.
26. Gong Jing: It's just that I can't see the flag of Dongwu inserted in Jingzhou City anymore!
Sun Quan, aged 27 or 9: Isn't he surprised that I went in person? Isn't he moved?
28. Guan Yu: Yes, yes, the truth of the whole world lies in your snake spear.
29. Guan Yu: Brother, if Kongming has eight brothers, would you like to come eight times?
3. Xu You: A bunch of foodies! Bastard! Are you here to fight or flirt!
31. When Cao Cao found out that he had killed the wrong person, he said, They are not going to kill us, they are going to kill pigs.
32. Yu Jin: I will obey you at the end! Please ask Wang Wei to send another general as a pioneer and follow me to fight Guan Yu.
33. Zhang Fei: Zhang Yide is the most reasonable person, don't you think so, second brother?
34. Cao Cao: It seems that Hanzhong suffered a few minor defeats, and all of you are unwilling to fight! I'm scared! Is it?
35. Cao Cao: He went to the prison army to get 3 clubs himself. That's all. Forget it. Xu Chu: No, I can't help it.
36. Cao Cao: I want to go to Liu Bei's place myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.
37. Prime Minister: Master! Yong Liang can be pacified, the Central Plains can be pacified, big fellow, you can rejuvenate!
38. Liu Bei: Although I haven't seen Mr. Kongming, after all, I have met his brother, so I finally have no time to run.
39. Yuan Shao said: Tian Feng, you have insulted me many times. I put up with it once and again. I can't stand it today anyway.
4. Cao Cao: Why don't you think about it the other way around? If you behead Guan Yu, you will be awesome to the world!
41. Dong Zhuo: It's good to change clothes. It's a pity that The Story Of Diu Sim stays at home. Besides, the son of heaven can't wait.
42. After hearing about the murder in Cao Cao's dream, Liu Bei said: It turns out that the Prime Minister is not in a dream, but the world is in a dream.
43. Yuan Shao said: Tian Feng is insulting me again, and he wrote to me to call a truce. I finally understand why Tian Feng was given death.
44. Yu Jin: Report to Wang Wei. Since the war in Xiliang, he will be ordered to settle the field at the end of the year. Maybe, will miss the event in Wang Wei.
45. Lu Bu: I have Fang Tianji, who can break gold and stone! I have a red hare, crossing rivers, lakes and ponds like walking on the ground! I have no fear of cao thief!
46. Cao Cao: You know, Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor! Almost laughed me to death! Hey! I was wrong about Yuan Shu, and it was my fault.
47. Liu Bei: General Han Zuo, Tinghou, Yicheng, led Yuzhou animal husbandry. Your name is too long to remember.
48. Wang Yun: This is my daughter The Story Of Diu Sim. Dong Zhuo: You are a real treasure house! (haha. What's the relationship between The Story Of Diu Sim and Wang Yun? )
49. Chen Gong: Your head offers a reward of thousands of dollars, and my head is only fifty dollars. Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. Sorry.
5. Yu Jin: It was all pointed out by the Prime Minister before the battle. This time, Guan Yu became a famous expert and made a great impact on the world. At the end of the will, I am worried that I can't fight him.
51. Wang Yun: If you want to catch an animal, you must first devote yourself to it! The Story Of Diu Sim: What's the difference between what an adoptive father did and what an animal did? Wang Yun: I beg you.
52. Cao Cao: What words! When a general only knows that wasteland can still be called a general! Haven't you fought many bad wars before! Have you built many feats!
53. Chen Gong: Meng De! We have done evil! They didn't kill us, they killed pigs! Cao Cao: Kill if you want, so why hesitate and make yourself miserable.
54. Cao Cao: Yu Jin, all the generals have just returned from Hanzhong, each with his own injuries. You're my general. You haven't fought in years. How about you go to this campaign?
55. Pound: Then Guan Yu is a human being, and so am I! Then Guan Yu has a knife, and so do I! What am I afraid of? Wang Wei, why don't you ask Guan Yu if he fears me?
56. Cao Cao: Che Zhou has 8, elite troops stationed in Xuzhou, and 8,! Even if you have 8, steamed buns, Liu Bei will have to chew them for half a month. How can you throw them away? .
57. Cheng Yu: The Prime Minister laughed for the first time and attracted Zhao Yun; The second laugh attracted Zhang Fei and almost killed us! I implore the Prime Minister to stop laughing!
58. Liu Bei: I, General Five Tigers. So far, three people have died, each at the hands of Sun Quan. I swear, dig the ancestral graves of Sun Shi for three generations. Give orders to the three armies to attack Yiling.
59. Xu You: In fact, your Cao Mengde is not so terrible at all, but it is the fear of you in the minds of those mediocre people that not only encourages you, but also makes you strong.
6. At Wang Yunshou's banquet, Cao Cao looked at the ministers who were in pain and said, "Be full of men and behave like daughters. You just cry from dark until dawn, can you cry Dong Zhuo to death?"
61. Cao Cao: All right! Let me, an old man, be the pioneer officer for General Yu Jin! If I go here, I will fight Guan Yu with my life. Please be on the sidelines if you list it!
62. Zhang Fei: My God, how did you fight this battle? Even if the 8 thousand army straightened its neck and let Cao Jun cut it, it would take him days and nights. Liu Bei: Yi Dexiu wants to talk nonsense.
63. Liu Bei: How stupid I am! Even I would have thought that Zhang Ren would ambush, but how could the strategist have never thought of it! Falling phoenix slope! Luofengpo! Give me back my strategist! Give me back my strategist!
64. Cao Cao: With your words, I still dare not give you an army. Will be outside, your life is not affected. Once you get to the front of the army and hold the military symbol, who can control you?
65. Cao Cao: Pound! If you lead troops to the deceased, it shows that you are loyal to the deceased. If you lead troops to fight Guan Yu, it shows that you are loyal to me. No matter what you do, you are a loyal person.
66. Cao Cao: Pound! Ok! It seems that there is still one person in our army who has not been killed by Guan Yu and tourist trap. Let me ask you something, Pound. That Guan Yu is so famous that he hasn't met his opponent for more than ten years. Aren't you afraid of him?
67. Si Mazhao: viceroy, these soldiers are drunk. Once there is police, why should they fight the enemy? It's okay! Put my handsome flag all over the hills, and even if the Shu army doesn't lose heart after hearing the news, it will have to retreat three miles!
68. Cao Cao: OK! Pound, for your heroism, I reward you with two ranks of promotion, making you a pioneer and leading 8 thousand troops to Fancheng to fight Guan Yu with Yu Ban. I will bring my own 2, troops as your backup.
69. Cao Cao: This seven-star sword was unknown, and it was unknown until I, Cao Cao, held this knife to assassinate Dong Zhuo. Unfortunately, Dong's thief did not die properly. What, now, are you going to use it to kill me?
7. Cao Zhen: Generals, when our governor took office, he boasted that he would be able to retreat from the enemy within half a month! The governor made a slip of the tongue! The governor made a slip of the tongue! This governor has been in office for eighteen days, three days late, three days late!
72. Cao Cao: Pound, it's not that I don't trust you. Your late master Ma Chao is now under Liu Bei's account, and your brother is also an official in Sichuan and Sichuan. If I use you, the generals will also have criticisms, and I am afraid it will shake the morale of the army. So you'd better get back to your job.
73. Xu You: Whether Cao Cao's military order is a trick or not can be ignored for the time being. But I really didn't expect that Cao Cao's scheming impression was even more terrible than his own tricks!
74. Cao Cao's pursuit of Dong Zhuo was defeated by an ambush. When he returned to the camp, he saw that the princes were drinking and angrily cursed Yuan Shao: I also have a heartfelt word to say to you. Every man has an upright position, but he doesn't seek the same thing!
75. Lu Bu was defeated and voted for Liu Bei. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu repeatedly persuaded him not to accept it. Liu Bei said: Isn't there a famous saying of Cao Cao that I would rather betray the whole world than teach the whole world to betray me? I also have a famous saying, I would rather see the world fail me, and I will fail the world.
76, Cao Cao: I would like to play: General Yuan Shao, Cheng Tianwei led Julian Waghann to destroy Gongsun Zan for the imperial court in one fell swoop ~ Collect the land of seven counties in Youzhou ~ The imperial court should reward him with kindness ~ Jin named Yuan Shao for lord protector to enjoy nine tin to lead the grand marshal of the world
77, Pound: Back to Wang Wei, when I was injured and captured, Wang Wei not only did not kill me, but also treated me well! I am deeply grateful for my kindness, and it is hard to repay you for this life! Today, I am a pioneer to repay the enemy, how dare I be unfaithful! Wang Wei, please observe!
78. Ma Su: Thank you, Wen Chang! Ma Su, born, can't follow you generals, crusade against inverse. Death, when I bless the soldiers in Shu, I am invincible! When you generals make great achievements in the Northern Expedition, Ma Su will be happy when he is in the grave!
79. Lao Aiqing, you are seventy-six years old. How can I bear it? Wang Lang: Your Majesty, although I am old, I am not old. People say that Zhuge Liang is close to a demon, but I don't believe this evil! I've long wanted to catch the demon and take the demon, and fight against Zhuge Liang! See if it's the magic height or the road height!
8. When Cao Cao and Sun Jian talked about the general plan of the allied troops, Sun Jian hated iron and sighed: Hey! Our leader really missed the opportunity! But Cao Cao said, Brother Wentai, you really flatter Yuan Shao. He didn't even see this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so why not miss it?
81. Yu Jin: Wang Wei, this Pound was originally Ma Chao's lieutenant, but he had to submit to Wang Wei. Now his deceased master is with Liu Bei, who ranks high among the Five Tiger Generals, and his own brother Pang Rou has been the county chief in surprisingly. Wang Wei made him a pioneer, and at the end, he would worry about throwing oil on the fire! Wang Wei, please think twice and change again.
82. Zhang Fei: Second brother, if you rob Hua Xiong with me again, I will disown you! Guan Yu: Third brother, let Big Brother make the decision! Liu Bei: Meng De, you have provoked my two brothers with one word. (These two men, who love Hua Xiong, are turning against each other. )
83. Zhou Yu: Zi Jing, I have to blame you for this. If Liu Xuande wants to commit suicide, let him wipe it. Why stop him? You obviously waited for you to come out and plead until their monarch and his subjects beat gongs and drums one by one and joined forces to sing opera? You are just too kind! Lines of the New Three Kingdoms
1. Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." (Gu Yanwu in Qing Dynasty: I want to go back and claim the original copyright ...)
2. Yuan Shao: Everyone knows Jun in the world. (Gao Shi in Tang Dynasty: This is obviously plagiarism of my work "Don't be big"! )
3. Primary school: master … master … (In other words, isn't this a popular term for slaves in the Qing Dynasty? )
4. Dong Zhuo: Our family is going to entertain all the officials! ("za" is a military term from Shanxi, which means "I", "we" and "you and me". In the Ming Dynasty, it had obvious military characteristics and represented masculinity. In the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs took it as a self-name. There is another thunder point in this statement: "All officials" ...)
5. Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves, don't go! Yan Zhang Yide is here!
6. Lu Bu: What did you call me?
7. Zhang Fei: a slave with three surnames
8. Lu Bu: Why do I call me a slave with three surnames?
(Lu Bu is called a "three-surname domestic slave", because of his own surname Lu, and later became the adopted son of Ding Yuan, and finally recognized Dong Zhuo as his father. However, in the new "Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu was designed to be recorded directly by Dong Zhuo from the west cool zone, and Ding Yuan's plot did not appear at all. In this way, the title of "three surnames of domestic slaves" is no longer established. )
9. Wang Yun: This is my daughter The Story Of Diu Sim.
1. Dong Zhuo: You're a treasure trove! (This idiom originated when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said when he was a child that he would build a golden house to marry his cousin Chen Ajiao, and later it was used to mean taking a concubine or stealing a lover.)
11. Dong Zhuo (called Marotta): Brother Li ... (Marotta, there is no such person in the official history, but there is such a person in the fifty-ninth volume of Zi Zhi Tong Jian. In the romance, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor, and he is called Li. )
12. Yuan Shao: Meng De, your class teacher returned to the DPRK. (Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and came back defeated, but this idiom is used to describe returning home victorious)
13. Wang Yun (advised The Story Of Diu Sim): If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself to them.
14. The Story Of Diu Sim: What is the difference between the adoptive father's move and the beast?
15. Liu Dai: I have a general, Pan Feng, and I have a mountain axe weighing 1 kilograms. This man can surely slay Hua Xiong.
16. Yuan Shao: Do you dare to play?
17. Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!
18. Chen Gong: Meng De! We have done evil! They didn't kill us, they killed pigs! Cao Cao thought: Do you call me a pig? )
19. Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate? You'll make yourself miserable.
2. Servant of Wang Yun's family: Sir, Lu Bu has come to give a birthday present to Miss The Story Of Diu Sim.
21. Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. I'm sorry.
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