A script for selling cloth heads in cross talk

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A "Just pay attention to the Eight Auspiciouss-when you arrive at Ruifuxiang, Ruilinxiang, Guangshengxiang, Yihexiang, Xiangyi, and Langfang, you will have a sense of modesty and benefit!" B yes. A: "We're going to Eight Auspiciouss."

Li: I'll change it for you.

Ho: I can hear it. Everyone's applause and laughter. They are especially fond of cross talk.

Li: I don't like people not coming here.

ho: not only do you like to listen to cross talk, but even we like to listen to cross talk.

Li: Yes.

he: especially me, Jie Xiaoer, I like to listen to cross talk.

Li: Yes?

He: In the past, when I was at school, I liked to listen to Mr. Hou Baolin's cross talk.

Li: Oh, that's a master!

He: That's very good. People have representative works.

Li: What programs are there?

He: Guan Gong vs Qin Qiong,

Li: Right.

He: Drama and Dialect,

Li: Drama Miscellaneous Talks

He: How well you said it. I followed the theater performance, and I listened to the radio recording. I listened, but I couldn't listen.

Li: What's the matter?

Ho: Master Hou passed away.

Li: Yes, that was in 1993.

Ho: Who did I like to listen to later? Gao Yingpei,

Li: a famous crosstalk artist in Beijing!

He: Mr. Gao, that's excellent. People also have representative works.

Li: What's the program?

He: "Fishing",

Li: Unhealthy tendencies,

He: How well you said it. I followed the theater performance, and I listened to the radio recording. I listened, but I couldn't listen.

Li: What?

He: Mr. Gao also passed away,

Li: That was a few years ago,

He: Who did I like to listen to later? Ma Sanli.

Li: Oh, that's a great master.

He: a master of humor, and there are also representative works.

Li: It starts at ten o'clock.

He: I'm teasing you.

Li: Buying a monkey.

He: I like it best. Farewell.

ho: ah, sit down and listen. I'll listen to the recording, too. I can't listen, and Mr. Ma has died.

Li: Yes.

He: I'm bored with this.

Li: What are you thinking about?

ho: how can I listen to who dies?

Li: You're a member.

ho: recently, I found that your cross talk is good!

Li: You'd better stay away from me!

He: Just listen for a while.

Li: Don't listen for a while. I plan to live for two more years.

He: Yes, cross talk is good.

Li: I dare not.

He: Everyone likes you.

Li: I can't say that either.

he: "it's so exciting."

Li: Do I smell like you?

He: It's really influential. I don't think cross talk is good.

Li: Of course,

He: At first glance, it's very simple. In fact, we also have homework here.

Li: Of course,

He: "Speak, learn, tease and wave", not "sing".

Li: You got the word right. "Speak, learn, tease and wave" is Xu Deliang.

he: especially this "learning", I think it is the most difficult. There are many things to learn, including everything. You are like flying in the sky, running on the ground, floating in the river, jumping in the grass, all kinds of people talking, yelling at all kinds of businesses. We can learn this all.

Li: oh, it's so much to be classified as "learning".

He: Especially this small business is called "the sound of goods".

Li: It is the sound of peddling.

He: In the past, we were very particular about it, especially in Beijing, where nine accents and eighteen tones were used, and the brown rope was stuck on the shoulder.

Li: There is a saying,

He: Look at the past, selling vegetables.

Li: It's so pleasant to hear.

He: It's particularly pleasant to hear.

Li: You should learn.

He: Cover your ears to keep the sound together. It smells like this.

Li: You come.

He: Coriander, hot green pepper, scallion, tender celery.

Li: It's really nice.

Ho: Standing on Chang 'an Avenue, you can hear this voice.

Li: It's so loud.

He: There is also a vegetable seller in Tongxian County.

Li: nonsense, are the two vegetable sellers unreasonable?

He: It's called "actual sound selling vegetables".

Li: Don't name it. What is actual sound selling vegetables?

He: This fleshy voice is not that penetrating.

Li: Ah, it can't spread that far.

He: It's selling green vegetables, and people who used to sell steamed stuffed buns also paid attention to shouting.

Li: It's different for Dajiao and Muslim steamed stuffed buns to shout.

He: That's right.

Li: What about Dajiao steamed buns?

He: It's this smell when you yell at Baocai.

Li: Learn.

He: Baocai, careless, Baocai. What a big noodle bag. You ate it. . Try the stuffing of Bao Cai.

Li: That's what I'm shouting.

He: It's a big religion, and the halal is the same again. Generally, it's children, and the children's voice is particularly bright, which is what it tastes like. . . I didn't hear it here, please add it! ) He also has a Ga tune, which is Beijing. It's 2 miles away from Beijing, and you're going to Tianjin. It's the same again.

Li: How do you shout in Tianjin?

He: Tianjin dogs ignore and don't shout.

Li: That's a big deal.

He: He's a businessman. What are we talking about? Walking around the streets.

Li: Small business.

He: Generally, he's an old man in his sixties and seventies, carrying a small bamboo basket with twenty or thirty buns inside.

ho: in the evening,

Li: to whom?

Ho: People who eat supper have their own characteristics.

Li: What characteristics?

ho: two words, meat bag.

Li: That's two words.

ho: this word is meaty, (gesturing a large area with his arm) so big,

Li: what about the word package?

ho: I just walked away.

Li: Is that the big difference?

He: I'll learn it for you.

Li: Come on.

He: That's it (like an old man, walking and coughing)

Li: This old man is old enough,

He: "Meat ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………".

Li: ooh!

he: "meat …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………".

Li: Is it scary?

He: The word "meat" comes out, but the word "package" doesn't come out.

Li: Just wait.

He: Listen if you don't believe me. If you listen to "meat" more, you can sleep.

Li: Sleep?

ho: I slept until I got up the next morning, washed my face and pushed my bike to work. I just listened to the "bag" when I left the alley.

Li: Not yet?

He: I came out again the next day.

Li: I tell you, how can I wait for one night?

He: The old man can't stand not leaving for one night. This is for selling steamed stuffed buns.

Li: What else do you sell?

He: In the past, people who sold candied haws also paid attention to shouting.

Li: It's different for us in Beijing to shout in the east, west, north and south cities.

He: That's right.

Li: Let me ask you how to shout in this northern city.

He: North City, his cavity is particularly long and penetrating, because the houses in North City are deep.

Li: There are many rich people.

He: Deep house compound, this voice is quite musical.

Li: what does it sound like?

ho: with this smell, "honey comes, Sugar-Coated Berry comes-"

Li: this is the north city,

ho: it will be easier to get to the south city. There are many poor people, and the house door is shallow, so you can hear it all at once.

Li: How do you shout?

He: "Sugar-Coated Berry just dipped it!" "Sugar-Coated Berry just dipped it!"

Li: It's much easier.

He: It's very interesting. This is Beijing, and it won't be called candied haws when we get to Tianjin.

Li: What's it called?

ho: it's called Tang Duner.

Li: oh, sugar duner.

ho: it's a candy mound of big red fruit, and red fruit is mountain red. It has a strong Tianjin flavor when sipping, which is very interesting.

Li: Come here,

ho: "The candy mound of big red fruit!" "Sugar mound!" "Sugar mound!"

Li: will you fill your front tooth?

He: That's what we mean,

Li: It's all drafty,

He: Tianjin Salt Market (? It's easier to drink, just one word: "Duner!" Duner, Duner.

Li: Does anyone dare to buy it?

He: There is a candied haws seller in Hongqiao District, Tianjin. His shouting is different.

Li: What are his characteristics?

ho: he shouted, "hey, there is just no nucleus." "There is no nucleus." It just doesn't have a core, hey, it's said that his sugar-coated gourd has characteristics. If you take this core out and fill it with stuffing, it just doesn't have a core. He has become a brand by shouting. There are many candied haws sellers in this street. If he can't sell them all, no other home is going to open.

Li: I helped him sell here.

He: The owner next door also learned from him. "Alas, there is no nucleus." I didn't sell a penny,

Li: What's the matter?

he: he sells walnuts.

Li: What else can you sell if walnuts are not pitted?

He: There are only walnut skins left, which is almost the same. To say that it tastes the best,

Li: What are they for?

ho: the seller of cloth ends says that they are cloth ends. They are all whole pieces of cloth. They are torn off and sold as cloth ends.

Li: Why do you sell them like this?

Ho: Aunt Neighborhood, it's cheap. Buy it, and you'll be fooled when you're finished. It's made of cloth, which is ten feet, thirty-four feet and fifty-six feet. If you want to make a trouser jacket, it's enough for a gown, but it's just the same. Take the size. If you don't believe me, buy it. After you're finished, don't go into the water, just take it as soon as you get into the water. You're exaggerating.

Ho: I smoke anyway, but it's particularly fancy and gushing, with hundreds of sentences. Today, it's the tenth anniversary, and I'm also selling my strength. How about learning a cloth head seller for you?

Li: OK,

He: Yes, you can, but you have to help.

Li: Oh, I won't yell.

He: I won't let you yell. Please help me with it. I have your two words when I make a concession.

Li: Which two words?

he: "shopkeeper, don't give up, look at Ben, if you give up again, you'll lose!" "

Li: Just open your mouth and come. I'm learning fast. "Boss, don't give up. Look at Ben, if you give up, you'll lose!" How's it going?

ho: the words are right, but the feelings are wrong. You have to act like a real thing, make a concession, and you will lose it soon. "Boss, don't let it go, look at Ben, if you let it go again, you will lose it!" True story, your own business,

Li: What does it take to make such a big effort? I'll come again, "boss, don't let it go, look at Ben, if you let it go again, you'll lose!" "

He: OK, it's better than just now, just the same. This "Ben" is almost silent.

Li: It's hard to get out, so I'll go up with a little more effort.

He: Make a longer tone.

Li: OK, "manned,"

Li: "Look at Ben,"

He: It's a little interesting,

Li: "If we let it go again, we'll lose it!" How's it going?

Ho: Not to mention, it's not bad, it's better than just now. This is the "book". You can go up with a little more effort.

Li: This "book" is not good enough. Can you go up?

ho: I can go up.

Li: (gnashing her teeth) "Boss, don't give up. Look at Ben, if you give up, you'll lose!"

Ho: Ha, ha, ha. I'm so close. I'll go up with a little effort. Hurry up.

Li: "Boss, don't let me go. Look," I'm like this. You can just shoot me.

Ho: That's it? Don't forget, let's start here. Let's drink a piece of white cloth first. Pay attention.

Li: Come on!

He: Don't forget,

Li: I can't forget,

He: "Hey",

Li: "Boss, don't let it go, look at Ben, if you let it go again, you'll lose it!" How's it going?

ho: didn't you take any medicine when you came out? Go home for an injection! I didn't yell at this sentence. What did I lose?

Li: am I too early to say this?

ho: you've taken the risk,

Li: when will you say it?

ho: at the critical moment, when I slapped my hand and stamped my foot to make a concession, you took my arm at this moment. "Boss, don't give up, look at Ben, if you give up again, you will lose!" (Spraying Li Yi's face) Here, there are some key points,

Oh, there are some key points. When I clap my hands and stamp my feet, I will say, "Boss, don't let it go, look at this, if you let it go again, you will lose it!" (How to turn around in time)

Li: Can you hide?

Ho: That's what I mean.

Li: Come on,

Ho: Hey, yell and sell. Oh, yell and sell it. Don't take that one. Let's take this one again. The piles are all very different. What color was it just now? What color is this, you piece of cloth? Why is it so white? Why is it so white? Why is it so white? Why is it so white? Why are you so white?

Li: I don't know!

ho: because it is white.

Li: nonsense!

ho: why is it so white? Why is it so white? It pissed off the first snow, but it didn't let the second frost. It pissed off the number one foreign white flour, didn't it? It pissed off Zhao Zilong, and it didn't let Ronaldinho. Who has seen Xue Baipao and his Asian Games pony? I don't mention this kind of white, I only mention this kind of cloth. When you buy it at home, it's sewing sheets, making quilts, cutting door curtains, and smashing pants and jackets. It's forbidden to shop and cover, wash and dry, pull and drag, push and kick.

Li: What's wrong with this man sleeping?

ho: there are bedbugs in the bed.

Li: That's twisted to death.

Why: Twist it to death. (turns to Li)

Li: Hey, where do you twist it?