Line lines in Zhao Benshan's sketch "Not Short of Money" in 2009

Lines from the sketch "Not Short of Money":

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scottish Flirting

Maomao: You read it wrong, Scottish Flirting , this place is so expensive

Zhao Benshan: I brought money, 30,000, but do I have a bag?

Maomao: I fell on the kang

Zhao Benshan: Here You were doing things, but you still fell on the kang

Maomao: I only have more than 70 yuan in my pocket

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400

Maomao: It’s not enough

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Zhao Benshan: It doesn’t matter if it’s enough

Zhao Benshan: Waiter

Xiao Shenyang: I’m sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and we do not accept agricultural products

Zhao Benshan: We are here to eat. Girl, this meal is very important

Little Shenyang: Who do you call a girl? I am a pure man

Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt

Xiao Shenyang: It’s not a skirt, it’s cropped trousers with legs. I was so worried that I wore the wrong one. I said it was inconvenient to walk

Zhao Benshan: Leave those legs for others, young man. Let me tell you, if you invite important guests today, you must entertain them well

Extended information:

Creative background

In 2009, prepared for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala Among the two or three topics selected, Xu Zhengchao created the sketch "Happy Birthday" (the original title was "Sending Cake"). The plot of the sketch included the content of "Not Short of Money", but the actor was not determined during the performance review. Then, by some strange combination of circumstances, this skit was featured on the 2009 Liaoning TV Spring Festival Gala.

It was only twelve days before the 2009 CCTV Spring Festival Gala live broadcast. In order to prepare for the skit to be performed in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Xu Zhengchao and Zhao Benshan came up with a story overnight. Among them, "Not Short of Money" was attributed to Xu Zhengchao One thing I witnessed with my own eyes was when Xu Zhengchao was eating in a restaurant, he saw someone stuffing a hundred yuan into the waiter's hand.

Then he told the waiter that when a friend came over later, if he ordered lobster or abalone, he would tell him that he didn’t have it. Zhao Benshan thought this was quite interesting. In the end, Zhao Benshan proposed to add Bi Fujian because there was "Avenue of Stars". 》, Xiao Shenyang and Maomao both sang well, so they could add this advantage to make this sketch.

Character introduction

1. Yadan’s grandfather. The grandfather learned about the producer's schedule and hoped that his granddaughter would be selected. He took his granddaughter to the station to pick up the producer and entertain him in the restaurant. Grandpa brought home-grown onions and garlic. He didn't expect to leave his wallet at home in a hurry before leaving, so he thought of a way and agreed with the restaurant waiter that as long as Bi Fujian ordered the dishes, he would say they didn't have them.

2. Also known as Teacher Bi and Lao Bi, he is the host of "Avenue of Stars". Accepting the invitation of Zhao Tiezhu, Minister of Culture of Lianhua Township, he went to Tieling Lianhua Township to look for contestants to participate in "Avenue of Stars".

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