Cute sentences suitable for selfies and posts on WeChat Moments 1
1. Let’s take a look, the craftsmanship of this photo has improved again
2. You don’t like him No one likes my selfie
3. A masterpiece!
4. Maybe someone will like it
5. Chengbei Xu and I Which one is more beautiful?
6. Kiss me and my suggestion is to start praising me
7. Why can’t my weight be reduced by 10 from 88 and 20 from 100?
8. Wait until I see you covered with silver, wait until I can’t distinguish the change of seasons, then I dare to say that I am addicted
9. If you understand my weirdness, then you will be as cute and cute as me
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10. Add a little color to your circle of friends.
15. To make a fortune and make friends, you must have one
16. Comments on the three generations of Americans praising a rich life
17. People who often stay up late: 1 , Hallucinations; 2. Poor memory; 4. Unable to count; 6. Confusion. Everyone should remember these nine points.
18. Today is cloudy and sweet.
19. If I didn’t have low self-esteem when I was young, I would definitely have a lot of partners.
20. I want to travel around the entire starry sky and find your planet. Two cute sentences suitable for selfies and posts on WeChat Moments
1. The moon on the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart
2. Your friend uploaded two fake photos.
3. Life is long and fleeting. Some people see dust and others see stars.
4. Reply "You are so cute" to view photos
5. But p A selfie that I had to post for a long time
6. God has given me many opportunities to become fat, and I have seized them all.
7. What time is it now? Be happy.
8. Ding dong! You have a new circle of friends, please check it
9. You may not see such a good-looking me in the future
10. I Look at the thousands of mountains and mountains, half of the colors are not reduced, but the tenderness is hidden in the ravines.
11. Half of the interesting life is mountains, rivers, lakes and seas.
12. It’s not easy to be cute
13. Beauties usually don’t post selfies, but I dare. < /p>
18. Go to an uninhabited island and touch the shark's horn.
19. I like my button 1, but I don’t like my buttonhole beads.
20. Fate is not something that is suitable for selfies and cute sentences in WeChat Moments 3
1. Share yourself today
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3. The mountains, seas, lakes, sunsets and stars that I wanted to see were all found the day I met you
4. Handbook for Immoral Life in the World
5. There are many people at the foot of the mountain, see you at the top.
6. I think I can’t waste shampoo
7. “What color do you like?” “Hot and sour powder”
8. It’s so beautiful that it’s hard to tell. It doesn’t make sense.
9. Return with a pocket full of happiness
10. Sell your brain at a high price, never used it, anyone interested can do it privately.
11. Even if life is messy, I must be colorful
12. I still insist on posting selfies, what if someone takes a fancy to them?
13. No B612 can’t make big eyes
14. Your stars are like a sea, like thousands of whales forming the universe, you are a treasure in the world.
15. Have a pleasant journey, no matter where you stop, it’s not too bad.
16. Don’t ask, you are not the person you are.
17. The rain will stop and the sky will shine. Nothing will be terrible forever
18. Moments are open for business today
19. All the blessings in life have been experienced by the common people. Live up to you.
20. Cross the stars and the moon to meet a better self. A collection of cute and funny humorous phrases suitable for posting on Moments
Cute and funny humorous phrases A collection of sentences suitable for posting on Moments (1)
1. Really rich people keep a low profile, so I won’t tell you where I begged for food yesterday.
2. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I exude the fragrance of being single.
3. I finally survived the winter, but almost froze to death in this spring.
4. I don’t know if money can buy happiness, but can I sell my happiness for money?
5. I don’t want to miss this year, please give me a year back, thank you.
6. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest lasting; companionship in the ordinary is the most peaceful; people who understand you are the warmest.
7. Poverty limits so many things. Why is there no limit on my weight?
8. For people who love to sleep, they are tired in spring and autumn all year round. They have to take a nap in summer and hibernate in winter.
9. The delusion that time stops at this moment, leaving our footprints deeper
10. Please read aloud: The plum blossoms smell the flowers again, and the branches feel sad. Invite to hear that the rocks are broken, and the dampness reaches the spring green.
11. After working for five minutes, the phone becomes jealous and coaxes it for two hours.
12. Confession on April Fool’s Day is nothing. Confession on Qingming Festival is the way to go. If you are rejected, you can say... I was possessed by a ghost just now...
13 , I wanted to eat fried chicken, and tears flowed from the corners of my mouth just thinking about it.
14. Once, my bus card was accidentally cracked and the chip could be seen, so I simply took out the chip. When I took the bus to work the next day, I used double-sided tape to stick the chip on my index finger. When I got on the bus, I tapped the card reader lightly with my index finger, and... I still can’t forget the shocked looks in the bus.
15. Call me when you are hungry, and I will take a bite of noodles for you.
16. Everyone is working hard, but I am still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.
17. Some people say that I am out of tune and unreliable, but you can’t blame me. I don’t understand music. What tune should I play and what score should I rely on?
18. I want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and bask you to death when you are unhappy.
19. I finally broke through the bottleneck of my career, but found that there was still a bottle cap.
20. You said take care of yourself many years ago and I still haven’t lost weight. A collection of cute and funny humorous phrases suitable for posting on WeChat Moments (2)
1. I hope that in the future, Yue Lao can switch to steel wire when he matches me. The red wire is too weak and will break every now and then.
2. After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.
3. You always cry late at night, thinking about me, the girl you can’t date.
4. Thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, you have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.
5. I have never been able to find a girlfriend. I finally plucked up the courage to go to a plastic surgery hospital during my holiday today. When I first arrived at the front desk, I saw the receptionist running and shouting: "Director, big business is coming!"
6. If you don't smile, you will have bad luck.
7. Even if I have bangs in school, I have to go to my parents. If I can’t improve my grades, it’s because of my hairstyle?
8. Autumn is here, and the best thing about it is that you can finally be single!
9. Wrong, it’s time to wear two pieces.
10. I bring delicious food every day. Everyone can eat it. You can finish it.
11. Does anyone collect idle treasures? Anyway, I am idle. .
12. The weather is very hot and I want to find someone to have a cold war with.
13. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black!
14. I will be your heart in the next life. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.
15. I am just unlucky. The person I love happens not to love me back.
16. Justice can be late, why can’t I sleep for ten more minutes?
17. You are finally living more and more like yourself, carrying your luggage alone and traveling in a certain place. In this city, you are alone with the cool air, holding an umbrella when it rains. Even if you are sick, you will still wrap up your coat handsomely. You are finally becoming more and more like yourself. You can enjoy the best and accept it at the same time. Worst.
18. I hope I can become a rich and interesting person, but if that doesn’t work, I can just be rich.
19. You must not be hot and cold to me, otherwise I will catch a cold.
20. Sister Lin did not die of illness. In fact, she fell to death from the sky. A collection of cute and funny humorous short sentences suitable for posting on Moments (3)
1. "What do you most want to do after graduation?" "You"
2. Thinking of going to school for so many years Now that I think about it, it was better to learn in kindergarten.
3. Will you come to my house for dinner? I promise, I am serious about cooking, but I am naive when it tastes bad.
4. Falling in love with someone you shouldn’t love is destined to hurt you.
5. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temperament, bad personality, and bad appearance. The only thing I am proud of is: good digestion!
6. Our love is like two people drinking. I drink, and you do as you like.
7. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street lamp.
8. There are times in life where you have to be thin, and there are times in life when you have to be fat. If you have food today, eat it now; you will be fatter tomorrow and worry about it tomorrow.
9. I have confirmed that I really cannot go out under the sun
10. I would like to turn into an angry bird and crash into those pigs.
11. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig when you stand under the lighthouse.
12. You can be arrogant and moldy, but don’t fall in love with humble love!
13. People in love are confused and cannot be too sure to say that you love me forever [Inspirational Story Network: lizhigushi_com].
14. My mother and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. My father came over and scolded me. I said weakly: "Mom is eating too, why didn't you tell her?" Dad: No matter how fat your mom is, I still want her. What about you?
15. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes. It is a waste of resources.
16. I laughed while drinking. Maybe I was drinking Wahaha.
17. I never resist your charm, even though you have never been fascinated by me.
18. As expected, I still sleep soundly lying on the school table when taking a nap.
19. You can forget the sour smell of love, but you must remember the fragrance of money.
20. What’s wrong with being a fat nerd? When happiness knocks on the door, I can open the door right away. A collection of cute and funny humorous short sentences suitable for posting on Moments (4)
1. I saw you. I suddenly understood what kind of existence "Picasso" was.
2. Believe means believe, don’t believe means don’t believe. What does WeChat mean?
3. Some things you do wrong can never be undone, just like you and me.
4. It turns out that what I want to be most in this life is the kind of person who is great if he has two bad guys.
5. Doraemon also has people she likes.
6. On a whim, I used my own photo as my desktop, and got infected by a virus
7. This world is really disgusting, but luckily I am not a good person either
< p> 8. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will already put on my cassock.9. Today I ate jealous fish, but the fish ran away, so I can only be jealous.
10. I once had a dog and named it "Don't Move". "Come here, don't move!" Then... it went crazy.
11. Wow, can such an animal endure it?
12. The sour taste of love can be easily forgotten, but the fragrance of money will always be remembered.
13. Justice can be late. Why can’t I sleep for ten more minutes?
14. Don’t try your best to compete with me. Don’t worry, if you two are in love, I will definitely give you my piece of shit.
15. Don’t pout, baby, it’s not cute.
16. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef buns. There is no wife in the wife cakes. There is no Lei Feng in the Leifeng Pagoda, so it is normal to have no money in the wallet!
17. Don’t go too far when posting selfies on WeChat Moments, we have met before.
18. Height is such a thing. Everyone is over one meter. What do you have to ask?
19. I don’t want to die. To put it nicely, it means cherishing life, but to say it worse, it means being greedy for life and afraid of death.
20. Accompanying my best friend to find the person he has a crush on, they walked side by side and chatted happily, and suddenly I felt like a light bulb. Sentences suitable for posting to friends in traffic jams
Suitable for posting to friends when stuck in traffic jams Circled Sentences Part 1
1. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in a traffic jam on the highway for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.
2. Highway, please charge a toll!
3. In the new year, after you get off the night shift, I can wait in the cold wind at the intersection; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers
4. Traffic jams are not terrible, but the terrible thing is that it is uncomfortable to hold in your urine.
5. Traffic jam, also called calories.
6. I never like taking the bus, because it is stuck in traffic, slow and dizzy. Still like to run away on my own.
7. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.
8. I never like taking the bus because it is stuck in traffic, slow and dizzy. I still like to run away on my own. ?
9. Where are you, my guy? Did you get stuck in traffic on the way here?
10. When you see an injustice on the road, you roar and come to walk your dog on the highway.
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12. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.
13. Should Eleven Nis go out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam, or should they lie down at home or hang out in the local area? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.
14. People always say that you have to wait for the one in your fate. I have been waiting for 20 years and I have not said anything. Is it because I got lost or was stuck in a traffic jam? Let me tell you something. .
15. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2:30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood
16. The traffic jam is so annoying that it may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang.
17. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, you will buy a plane when your employer becomes a nouveau riche. Damn it.
18. My mother said that the road to Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams and she was not allowed to take the car and asked me to walk there by myself.
19. In a high-speed traffic jam, there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones. I won’t. In the face of the traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.
20. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating. Part 2 of sentences suitable for posting on Moments in traffic jams
21. A row of egrets ascended into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle.
22. I feel that for so long, the only people who care about me are some friends. During the National Day traffic jam, I was actually looking forward to a call from my parents to ask where I was now, whether I was hungry, whether I had motion sickness, and to leave the door open for me if I came back late! Ha, it feels quite small.
23. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.
24. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road. ?
25. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for years.
26. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?
27. When I woke up in the morning, it was drizzling. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to the unit on the way.
I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you punishing me in such a cruel way? - I'd rather kneel on the washboard than drive to work!" Finished, slipped away on a bicycle!
28. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite.
29. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars, so the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up politely, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.
30. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t stop crying, and we can’t sleep in cars at home. ?
31. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the driver just turned off the engine!
32. A truly quality life is when you don’t have to go out and endure traffic jams during National Day and other holidays. ***Teach everyone.
33. How long will it take to get there~
34. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in a traffic jam is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a jam for too long. I still have to rush back. Dinner at home!
35. Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.
36. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and when you are late, you always encounter a big traffic jam.
37. After get off work at 37:30, I felt the atmosphere of the hour-long National Day traffic jam in the Shaxi Super Parking Lot.
38. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from the car model, look at your character from your attitude, look at your kidney function from holding your urine in... I can only help you so far, so don't thank me.
39.38． A Chinese-style traffic jam occurred on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. Three cars rear-ended each other. However, the subsequent cars took advantage of the opportunity and the tow truck was unable to enter the scene. The traffic jam lasted for more than an hour. Funny Sentences for WeChat Moments Suitable for posting humorous sentences in Moments
Funny Sentences for WeChat Moments
1. I changed her from a girl to a woman; she changed me from a boy became poor.
2. Rain is born, not genius!
3. Friendship comes first, competition comes second. For example, the bride and groom always hold hands during a wedding. .
4. College classmates chose the zoo for their first gathering after working. The reason everyone shared was: Only here can we feel that we are still human!
5 . The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.
6. No matter how smart a woman is, she is confused about her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, he is sober when it comes to a woman’s appearance.
7. A man can depend on you, and a sow can climb a tree.
8. In a dark society, a tortuous life, and a stubborn life, no explanation is needed.
9. Dinosaur said: When you meet a pervert, don’t panic; when you meet a beast, enjoy it slowly
10. "XX Broadcast": The leaders were very busy in the first 10 minutes , in the middle 10 minutes, people all over the country were happy, and in the last 10 minutes, other countries in the world were in dire straits.
11. "Into Science" finally reveals the mystery of the Shennongjia savages. It turns out that they are a group of Chinese who cannot afford houses!
12. You can not study hard, but you must not Don’t review well.
13. I met a beautiful girl on the road and wanted to have sex with her. Before I could think of the incision, the beauty left. I shouted anxiously: That beauty in front of me, your bra has fallen off!
14. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!
15. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is Evened.
16. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?
17. There is a chainsaw in the refrigerator, a person in the pot, and rice On the bed
18. If Japan is attacked, I must go! Even if my hands are cut off, I will trample a few to death; even if my legs are cut off, I will still be like a caterpillar. Twist it forward and bite it a few times; if you are beheaded again, please smear my blood on the cannonball!
19. You think I am a kite, or let me go, or Otherwise, keep it and take it home. Don't tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.
20. I swear that all the vows I made in the past are canceled from now on! I swear I will never swear again in the future!
21. Master, just follow me! After a long, long time, Master, please spare me!
22. There is a very ancient legend, saying that people who see beautiful women on the campus of Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications will live forever
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24. Let me pass on my menstrual fluid (experience) to you!
25 . Foreign officials must conceal their identity when they bump into someone, otherwise it will be a scandal; domestic officials must be righteous when they bump into someone, and they will scare you to death by taking out their IDs!
Humorous and funny sentences suitable for posting on Moments
1. A profound and concise summary of the essential elements of being a good woman and a good man!
2. Treating money as dirt, but everyone is vying to be a dirt collector .
3. Only when you read to the point of cramps, your writing and thinking will be like diabetes!
4. People always like to deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others.
5. Honey, I will take you to take a shower when your salary is paid!
6. Say nice things to your boss, say ugly things to your subordinates, lie to your wife, and lie to your lover Tell lies, tell jokes with acquaintances, and tell lies with strangers.
7. I completely failed to lose weight and changed my career to help my husband break his back bones
8. During the injection, I said: I am afraid of pain. The doctor said: Don’t be afraid, I will push it slowly. Go in!
9. You can’t insult Zhou Zhenglong’s intelligence too much. At least he didn’t have a leaf on his head, and then claimed that he was a South China tiger!
10. When you can’t figure it out When I was there, I thought I was in China, and everything suddenly became clear.
11. In 96, the captain of the city manager suddenly died on the street. The dogs died of exhaustion, which shows how cruel the rulers are!
12. Chickens know best about the world, and ducks are prophets of human relationships. .
13. What’s the point of being handsome? Can I use my face to swipe credit cards at the bank?
14. No one is born afraid of death, everyone who is afraid of death is TM We were not born, so no one should pretend to be cool!
15. Do you know what Ling Chi is? We are all people who have been delayed by time, stabbed again and again until we are beyond recognition.
The funniest sentences in WeChat Moments
1. The input and output of love are never proportional. Wishful sacrifices often end up moving you!
2. If a dog passes you by, it will not look at you if it is in a hurry; if it is okay, it will look at you; if your eyes are more friendly, it will circle around your feet. Turn, this kind of etiquette is relatively lacking between people.
3. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones?! So you have to be more realistic as a human being
4. The forest is so big, I can’t find anyone to hang myself. A tree!
5. I don’t know whose wife is in my bed!
6. If there is only one mouthful of porridge in the future, drink it first. , after drinking, I will lick the bowl clean again
7. Many people have jumped off buildings recently, please be careful not to get hit.
8. If you hate a man, beat his woman into Li Yuchun so that he cannot enjoy the pleasure of the upper body.
If you hate a woman, beat her man like Li Yuchun so that she cannot enjoy the pleasure of her lower body.
9. Men are walking genitals!
10. Before I was born, my parents never asked me, do you want to be born? In fact, living is also forced! Cute A collection of interesting and funny copywriting for Moments
A collection of cute and interesting copywriting for Moments (1)
1. Don’t think that just because you are pretty, you are great. Boys like you, I love every one I see.
2.?I don’t know what kind of circles you are all in, but I am in the dark circles
3.?You walk on your single-plank bridge, and I walk on my invincible widening hall. Liang Niang Klaas Yangguan said.
4.?No one may listen to what I say, but someone will definitely smell my farts
5.?Can you transfer some money to me and buy me some strawberries, and I’ll pay you back next time? on the neck.
6. I suspect you are my boyfriend, but I have no proof.
7.? "Why do you have to play music when you do your homework? Don't those movie protagonists have BGM when they do big things?"
8.? Being a child for the first time I have no experience. Is this the time for sleeping in kindergarten?
9. Other girls change clothes: untie their clothes; I change clothes: untie the pig.
10. Do you like my buttons or do you like my button eyes?
11. Stop asking me what is the standard of handsomeness, okay? You’ll know just by looking at me!
12. I dropped my phone so many times and it was fine. But when I thought about it later, it was my height that saved it.
13. How come some people have dozens of requirements for finding a partner? My criteria for choosing a mate are just three words: Please
14. I look so good-looking. I owe it all to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth
15.? Life is not only about the present, but also countless homework.
16. Touch my clothes to see if they are the material to be your girlfriend
17. We don’t want to meet each other anymore. Washing your hair is very tiring. Shampoo Very expensive.
18. Forever young, always half sugar and ice
19. In the next life, be a koala, sleep for an hour, eat for an hour, and be in a daze for an hour. This is perfection. Life!
20.?I can stay up late with you, and I will also advise you to go to bed early, but the best situation is for us to sleep together! A collection of cute and interesting social media copywriting (2)
21. My three statuses: zzZzzZzzZzzZhhhhhhhhhhhh
22. My return rate is quite high, and I basically look good when I see it I will look back at them all.
23.? I want to dye my hair pink. Does my scalp hurt more when bleaching it or the beating after my dad found out?
24.? If you can’t eat at night, what’s in the refrigerator? Why are there lights?
25. What is love? It really affects my life, brother.
26. It has been a month since I applied for a card at this gym. The figure hasn't changed at all. Maybe I should go over there myself and see what the problem is.
27. Why should we work hard to make money? Because you are afraid of shaking hands with others, they are wearing Cartier and you are wearing a rubber band.
28. When your life is not going your way, don’t panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.
29. Am I having trouble with my relationship? Who said that? It’s obviously very smooth! There was no one all the way.
30. I want to eat fried chicken and tears flow from the corners of my mouth as I think about it.
31. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should Take a good look at yourself and why others can.
32. Does anyone need a job? I'm trying to attract people lately.
33. If anyone wants a snack gift package, please click on the avatar to message me privately about what you want to eat. If you like it, send me the link directly. As of 12 o'clock tonight, I will select three friends and announce who is so shameless.
34.?Sold at a high price. I haven’t used my brain. Anyone interested can privately comment.
35.?If you are not happy, just go to the supermarket and you will hear a lot of good news
36. I have always respected the RMB and never stole or robbed it.
37. I have already used my loudest voice, why are you still asking who is this man speaking?
38.?Why didn’t you like it after reading Playing Hard to Get?
39.?When I was a child, my classmates called me the ugly duckling. I felt very happy because when I grew up, I would Become a white swan. But I didn't expect that now they call me the ugly duck.
40. Someone asked me why my circle of friends is only visible for three days. I said it’s because I can’t guarantee that every selfie will look the same. Collection of Cute and Interesting Moments Copywriting (3)
41. Add me now, don’t let your cowardice lead to loneliness between the two of us.
42. I was sitting on a stone bench in Chinatown, looking up at the night sky at an angle, frowning, yes, I was thinking about whether to drink milk cap or milk tea tonight.
43. Who said I can’t play a musical instrument? I'm so good at backing out.
44. My secret to staying young: lying about my age.
45.?Hello everyone, I am a micro-business, and the main products I sell are my beauty and talent
46.?My secret to staying young: lying about my age
47.? There are two kinds of people who are very cute. One is a person with a poor memory, and the other is a person who can’t remember.
48.? Xiao Ming didn’t appear in high school mathematics, so I knew that fool Couldn't get into high school.
49. The moment I said "fuck off" instead of "croak", I knew I was going to lose this fight again!
50. White shirts tend to turn yellow and are difficult to wash off with general laundry detergent. Many people have headaches because of this. You might as well take some headache medicine when washing.
51.?I suspect you like me but I have no proof.
52. I haven’t weighed myself for half a year because of my heart. inside. have. number.
53.?You can steal my energy, steal my emoticons, steal my pictures, but you can’t secretly like me
54.?You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but I can be single and poor
55. I can express, speak, speak, pass, add, comma, let others read, very slowly, very slowly ,slow.
56.?That’s it. The phone is out of gas.
57.?Why is it so disgusting that you don’t reply to my message just because I didn’t send it?
58. You said you are a bit difficult to follow, OK I will block you.
59.?I want to commit suicide so that there will be no beautiful women in this world.
60. I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. Collection of Cute and Interesting Moments Copywriting (4)
61.? You asked another girl to go out to eat, and she agreed, maybe because she is interested in you; when you asked me to go out to eat and I agreed, then I I really like to eat, I'm just an emotionless eater.
62. I suddenly miss my boyfriend so much. I don’t know if he has eaten, whether he went to work today, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.
63.?I I have made my bed into a paradise, so when I get out of bed every day, I feel like I have descended to earth.
64. At night, I can still see many takeaway guys running around delivering food on the street. I suddenly feel very inspired. Others are still eating so late, so what reason do I have not to eat?
65. When I was a child, I compared my grades, and when I grew up, I compared my salary. Now I even compare the number of steps while walking. Please let me go, I just want to be a garbage that is indifferent to the world, but when I actually became a garbage, I found out that I even have to sort the garbage!
66. If I disappear, will you look for me, even if you just ask, where is Yi Yang Qianxi’s girlfriend?
67. You don’t have to pretend to be cold, I have never thought about entanglement. Lend me the money for the last time
68. I’m staying up late and I’ll call you when I’m done
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71.? I am a little annoyed today, let’s call him the trouble of Guangzhou Wang Zuxian
72. If you like me, confess your love to me. You have to experience being rejected by a beautiful woman in your life.
73. Others are spending the money of the previous month and the next month. I am spending the money of the next month.
74. Since you said you have been holding back your breath during this period, I will buy you laxatives right away. How about that? Do you like a girl like me who takes care of everything? If you are idle and have nothing to do, why not tell your parents how much money you have charged for the game? It is idle anyway, so why not get a beating?
75. I have been taking height-increasing drugs recently, and the effect is quite obvious. I have increased my height by two to three centimeters, but it is a little bit irritating to my feet when I put them one by one in my shoes.
76. You must have a good walk with her, and I will take the car.
77. According to me, everyone should eat and drink. Otherwise, when we meet, everyone will gain ten pounds and you will gain five pounds, which is like our family's conditions are not good enough.
78. Dark circles under the eyes are a reminder of yesterday’s worries
79. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning
80. You are indifferent to me today, and you will be indifferent to me tomorrow. Why are you so rude?