The following are the funny Internet names that have won awards. You can choose it yourself
The Most Patient Award: Climb the Wall and Wait for Red Apricots
See the winning comments I used to sit back and wait, but this was the first time I saw someone climb up the wall and wait for others to "come out of the wall".
Craziest Award: Riding a bull and hitting a traffic policeman
Award comment: Am I speeding? Can you still blame me for a bull hit? (I didn’t hit it)
< p>Most Powerful Award: WCCEOSome people may not understand the award comment, it should be read like this: WCCEO. The toilet chief knows this right even if he doesn't say it.
No one should have any doubts about the status of this award at the meeting! Also given: the most luxurious office space award.
The most humble award: average, third in the country
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It is indeed rare that the award-winning comment does not claim to be the first in the country, but we want to know what criteria he was awarded as "third"?
The Most Innocent "Toothless" Award: Innocent Little Duck
As soon as you hear the award-winning comments, you will know that he is an innocent little boy. For details, see the FLASH version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
The most annoying award: the beauty mark on her face!
Winning comments If you want to know what "it's better to lack than to indulge" means, just look at her face and you will know. In addition, this online name also cleverly achieves the effect of "counterfeiting will be investigated".
The most knowledgeable award: 阏! !
Award-winning comments: According to a survey, 75% of netizens across the country do not understand the meaning of this word. It actually means "depressed (at home)". Therefore, this online name deserves the "Most Knowledgeable Award" Return.
Best Trick Award: The pig read it backwards
100% of those who read the winning comments will fall into the trick, and there is no one who does not read it backwards.
Most flattering: so handsome that it shocked Tathagata Buddha/United Nations/MORE...
The award-winning comment is really about bragging and not paying taxes, but bragging at the same time is pretending. Silly, the winners at the same time were "Bush/Raul/Little Tom/MORE... complimented me on my handsomeness". < /p>
It is a pity that he did not come to receive the award. We really want to see who is fairer, the white-faced boy from Africa or the black man from Taiwan!
The most shameless first prize: Tang Bohu Lighting Mosquito Incense
The award-winning comments made fun of Stephen Chow's movie "Tang Bohu Lights Up Autumn Incense", which is an outstanding representative of the illogical, and pointed out the central idea: Talents are afraid of mosquitoes, so winning this award is undisputed.
The most generous award: I am not guilty of shooting you
The winning comments thank the Lord Long En.
The most obsessed netizen award: selling blood on the Internet
Award-winning comments In ancient times, people sold their bodies to bury their fathers, but now people sell their blood on the Internet; one has a sense of filial piety, and the other has deep love for the Internet.
Most Playful Award: Asamaki Shiro
Award Comments There is a bit of a misunderstanding in this award, because this netizen from Japan is not very carefree. His real name is Sasaki, because he is ranked fourth. , so he was called Sasaki Shiro. Unfortunately, his Chinese pinyin was not very accurate, and he spelled it as "Chaosanmu Shiro", so he was misunderstood as a playboy.
The Most Unforgettable Award: You laugh when I am mean
The winning comment states that your character is so obvious that she will know you are mean as soon as she smiles. Those who also received the opposite award are: I laughed the moment you acted stupid.
The most vain award: Even a poor person can stand among the rich.
This is probably how the comments about the award are made.
Best Combination Award: Turning Decay into Cotton Palm
The winning comments cleverly combine "turning decay into magic" and "turning bones into cotton palm" to create a unique flavor Internet name.
The Most Selfish Award: Please steal from the door opposite me.
Award Comment: There is no three hundred taels of silver in this place, and Wang Er next door has never stolen it.
The Most Self-Aware Award: It is too cold to run naked tonight.
Award Comments: Streaking knows how to observe the weather, and the savages have developed further.
Most Desperate Award: The car reaches a dead end in front of the mountain
Award comments: Hope does not matter whether it is there or not. This is just like the road on the ground. In fact, there is no road on the ground. Despair When there are many people, it becomes a road.
Most Celebrity Award: Pai Wa Luo Di
Award Comments The creativity of this online name is not only that it is cleverly homophonic with the world celebrity Pavarotti, but more importantly It reminds us of the current social situation: there are many dilapidated buildings now, especially those children who go to school in dilapidated buildings, who are particularly "afraid of tiles falling to the ground."
The most proud award: twice a year and once for half a year
Although the award-winning comments are so mediocre, why not endorse a certain product. Add a horizontal comment: Never stop
Most wronged award: They forced me to be an undercover agent
The award-winning comment is not my fault. In fact, I am an actor.
The Most Truthful Telling Award: Koizumi, Junichiro
The winning comment is that this person’s use of punctuation is really profound and profound, I admire him...
The most patriotic Award: Made in China
Award comments Silence is not cowardice, patience is not numbness... No matter where you die, I swear to be the soul of China. Five thousand years of wind and rain, how many dreams have been hidden... Let the world know that we are all Chinese.
The Most Overestimating Award: A Poor Monk Visiting a Brothel at Night
The award-winning comment has only heard of Guan Gong's Night Walk in Maicheng, and his knowledge is really short-sighted. Situation: It is late at night and people are not willing to be lonely. I see that there is a floor, so I explore it, but I don't know that it is extremely dangerous. It is a forbidden place and I want to violate the precepts.
The Most Walking Dead Award: Walking on the streets with your head on your back
Winning comments The sun and the moon are dim, life is bleak, and you have nothing to do all day long.
The most special award: I can’t believe that I couldn’t register
Award comment It is said that a sailor registered for a forum, but unfortunately all the online names were taken, so he thought of this name and went to register again, and sure enough No one fights.
The most ambitious award: I want a bucket of paste
Award comments Some people have grievances, and where there are grievances, there are rivers and lakes, and people are rivers and lakes! --- Wangjun Go for it.
Most Depressing Award: I Want to Ejaculate
The award-winning comments accurately grasp the psychology of monks throughout the ages and add modern popular elements to create it. It is truly unparalleled in the world. Hey, what a monk , not a eunuch after all.
Award for Most Gangster Style: Raise the knife in your hand, drop it and be carried away
Winning comments By the way, did you raise the knife in your hand and then be carried away, or was it someone else who raised the knife and then lifted it up? Are you leaving, or are you responsible for carrying people? In any case, the name embodies one word: ruthless. If a person is not ruthless, he will not be able to stand
Riding a pig into the rivers and lakes
Carrying a big knife and killing himself< /p>
Going to the toilet without any paper
The magical skill of spitting
Learning to use a spoon and covering your crotch
Personality:
The head is on the belt
Fake chastity money in exchange for chastity, riding on a snail, this user has been deleted. Love Stan, castrated king, twelve-way chicken legs, kneel down to me, second only to the wolf farmer, three punches, no one here. Wang Jiawei, the man next door with three hundred taels of silver, once stole a bald donkey, but he dared to steal his wife from a poor man! Nine yins compete for penises and testicles, and the big yin is so handsome that he is so handsome that he is disconnected. Love me, go to hell with the devil’s father
0. Experts identify level eight perverts (Educated, the nature and extent have been confessed, and they are still identified by experts!)
1. The Cow and the Weaver Girl (robbery? Robbery?)
2. Turtle Race (resources are tight!)
3. Pangu Kaibao ( A distant dream, I think about it too)
4. Nuwa fills the pot (it turns out that Nuwa also likes Hunan opera)
5. Romeo cooks your father (quickly call 110, call you Run away, please)
6. Liang Shanbo beat Yingtai (a typical case of domestic violence)
7. Zhu Bajie takes the blame (used to it)
8. Contractor Lin Chong (Lin Chong also goes to sea?)
9. Cowherd’s niece (niece is okay too?)
10. Underwear from Heaven (what brand is it?)
11. The new White Snake plays Legend (What profession? How many levels is it? Which district?)
12. Hou Yi loves Maopu. Loves life (see how much you can cum)
13. Covered in nine excrements (disgusting)
14. Wang Gang was fined (who told you to cut down trees indiscriminately)
15. Seven fairies sitting on the stage (how much does one cost?) < /p>
16. The imperial concubine is released from prison (acquitted)
17. Tryst with a Chinese novel (with whom? I’m afraid)
18. Be a monk for a day and hit a car for a day (Amitabha, miserable and miserable)
19. Take off your shoes and slap others in the mouth (you should blame others for doing something wrong)
20. Di Dawubo (ox X) < /p>
21. Ten slaps from the dragon (painful)
22. My baby must be sick (I don’t know how to say it, speechless)
23. The boat arrives at the bridge It will sink naturally (a submarine) will sink naturally if it hits a bridge (nonsense!!)
24. Embrace your feet before death (you have to hold up a backrest when you die)
25. Holmes's Mousse (Where is it produced? Is it used by Sherlock Holmes?)
26. The famous detective is terrible (take it)
27. Chang'e went to the funeral (Wang Gang or Hou Yi died?)
28. Black B 00544 (my license plate) Niu B 74110 (my friend’s license plate)
29. Sonyericsson?
30. Long Hanfeng Shower Gel (isn’t it a carved plaque again?)
31. Meeting the ancients in a foreign land (Li Bai or Huang Gai?)
32. Spending money in the bridal chamber (reality) < /p>
33. When announcing the nomination (what law was broken?)
34. Two boobs landed at the same time (Galileo’s new theory)
35. Big head butt Toilet (impulsive)
36. The wind blows the egg shells, and the money goes to Anerle (you can buy some other brands)
37. The chickens on the farm rebelled )
38. Manage thousands of chickens every day (the breeder is too tired)
39. Only choose the expensive ones, not the right ones (BOSS is rich!!!) < /p>
40. Splash left * right (twins)
41. Fairy? Bah (spitting, fined 10 yuan)
42. Open to solicit customers (U.S. General brand modification)
43. Peony flowers are scary to death, ghosts are also crazy cows (extremely ugly)
44. Live as a shemale, die as a pimp (never change your life)
45. China Animal Insurance Company (accepts all business)
46. ??Wet dream bedding (disposable)
47. My last three (what dream did I have? So many times)
48. Caribbean Sea (local specialty)
49. The orangutan lights up the lamp (it is a primate after all)
50. A heaven-sent chicken (thank you God)
1. If the name is incorrect, Yan Chengxu
2. Her mother doesn’t love me
3. The farmer’s three punches
4. The hungry pig
5. Exposed slit< /p>
6. It’s late at night, suitable for elopement
7. Harry Potter is big
8. Hold water, flat
9. Cyclonus snail
10. Small matches for girls
11. Small mushrooms for stepping on girls
12. Cooking people is the basis of happiness
13. Gentle Knife
14. Six-selling Divine Sword
15. Smiling and boiling the paste with a pot to make it
16. Painting the wall with feces
17. Don’t challenge me with your hairstyle
18. Tang Bohu lights mosquito coils
19. Band-Aid
20. A century-old man
21. Love life more than bin Laden!
22. It takes ten years for a tree to grow, but a hundred years for a koala
23. Climbing onto a galloping horse is like riding on a fast train
24. Young contractor
25. What can you do to save you and my lover?
26. What can you do to save me, my lover?
27. Turn decay into palms
28. Give me a fulcrum and I can hold up the globe
29. People leave their names when they pass by, and geese pass by the gramophone
30. A koala is a dog
31. Kara is ok
32. Who will use my beloved earthen pipa to play the song "Dong Feng Po"
33. Experts look at the door, laymen look at the old ways< /p>
34. I only envy mandarin ducks but don’t donate blood
35. Heatstroke Villa
36. The car is a dead end in front of the mountain 37. Losing your virginity is a blessing, how can you know it is not a blessing
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38. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside!
39. How can you not make a mistake when you often walk by the river
40. The powerful cat
41. Xiaobai Mian
42. The big gray is very
43. Grandma’s Causeway Bay
44. A needle splatters blood
45. Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for being too crazy Funny
46. Actually I don’t want to leave, but actually want to take a car
47. Meteor, butterfly, knot
48. Full moon pea
49. Back then, Douniwan was full of barren mountains
50. Thirty-Six Strategies, Journey to the West
51. I had everything but no money
52. Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others for being too serious
53. Hey, egg fried rice
54. One-legged show
55. White skin Beautiful appearance and good temperament
56. Kill your tenderness
57. I can’t even drag the driver!
58. Spicy! careful! (Crayon Shin-chan)
59. Catching the Monkey’s Moon
60. Sauerkraut~Shang Cuihua
61. I am your pet
62. Braised fish all day long
63. Change your right hand when your left hand is tired
64. Dust from clothes stuck to it
65. Falling on Pond on the leaves
66. Turn on the lamp and sleep