Harry Potter is the most famous vocational student in the UK. Because of his schooling experience, he was described by an eventful British writer J. K. Loli compiled a book to cheat money, unexpectedly earning a large amount of foreign exchange income for the UK.
Since Harry Pott will graduate this year, the British government intends to persuade him not to graduate and continue studying. It does not rule out pressuring the school to withhold his diploma so that it can continue to defraud the UK of large amounts of foreign exchange earnings.
Harry Potter’s background
The friendly Dursley family
The friendly Dursley family
Harry Potter Te is a child in a foster care family. Because his parents had a feud outside and were hunted down by the underworld, both of them died. Therefore, the British Social Welfare Bureau placed him in his uncle's home for foster care. However, because Harry Potter had low self-esteem and was an orphan, he made friends with foxes and dogs but did not learn well. He always went out to fool around in the middle of the night, which made the uncle's family who adopted him feel very sad.
Is it true that he was abused by the Dursleys?
In order to create the illusion of being abused by his uncle, the Dursleys, Harry Potter even tattooed a fake scar in the shape of an embarrassing word on his forehead to gain sympathy. As a result, J., who wrote Harry Potter's biography, K. Loli followed Harry Potter's instructions without checking, and as a result, her uncle Dursley's family became innocent child abusers who abused Harry Potter in the book.
Was Harry Potter’s scar caused by the Demon King?
In order to strengthen the tension of the victim complex, Harry Potter even made up a fictional character named Voldemort, and claimed that the scar on his forehead was caused by Voldemort. But it is understood that the so-called Voldemort character is just a poor old man with a mutilated face who is a neighbor of the Dursleys and is often bullied by Harry Potter. Of course, the brain-challenged J. K. Loli also included everything in the book she wrote without any confirmation.
Why have you never seen Harry Pott’s classmates from ordinary school?
As for why there is no mention of Harry Pott’s elementary school classmates in the book? The reason is very simple, because Harry Potter didn't go to school at all. He only showed up for ten minutes at the beginning of the semester and then skipped school and fooled around. Naturally, no one in the school remembered that Harry Potter existed. So of course Harry Pott couldn't name his elementary school classmates?
The background of Hogwarts
The Hogwarts Abnormal Human Research Center hidden in the abandoned castle
Hidden in the abandoned castle Hogwarts Abnormal Human Research Center
Although it is a magic school on the surface, it is actually a abnormal human research center secretly established by the British MI5. Because of Harry Pott's abnormal behavior, he was transferred to this place for custody by the British Social Welfare Bureau. This is J. K. The key points of the school record written by Loli.
Where is Hogwarts?
It is said to be in Scotland, England, but no one knows where in Scotland it is. Because Hogwarts is just like Area 51, which the US imperialists claim does not exist. Muggles generally cannot see Hogwarts. Even if they are lucky enough to come to the front door of Hogwarts, they will only see a pile of ruins and a warning sign warning that it is dangerous not to enter.
But in fact, Hogwarts is in this pile of ruins.
What are they teaching at Hogwarts?
What did you learn from watching Harry Potter?
What did you learn from watching Harry Potter?
Because it is a research center for abnormal humans, it specializes in teaching things that are not taught in ordinary schools.
Ride a broom
Main article: Hogwarts props
The brooms at Hogwarts are not for sweeping the floor, they are for riding .
Because, under the deliberate concealment and protection of MI5, Hogwarts is surrounded by Minovsky particles, which causes ordinary transportation to break down inexplicably when approaching nearby, so the broomstick becomes a weapon in Hogwarts. The only means of transportation available.
Just remember to pay attention to the safety of your crotch and legs when using it.
Hitting people with a wand
Since Hogwarts is a closely guarded unit protected by British MI5, there are quite strict weapons controls in Hogwarts, let alone guns. , not even a knife can be brought in. Therefore, if there is a dispute, you have to learn to hit people with a stick.
The small stick that can be used to hit people at any time is called a wand at Hogwarts.
Spells
Curse words, referred to as spells.
Because Hogwarts is a research center for abnormal humans established by the British MI5, no one from the principal to the students is normal. Therefore, the swear words used by abnormal people are certainly not normal, so most people call the swear words used by abnormal humans in Hogwarts curses.
People around Harry Potter
People who hang out with Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
I have been fooling around with Harry Potter since I was a little girl, and now that I am now a quasi-royal sister, I still show no signs of repentance. However, due to her cuteness, she was often the target of teasing by Harry Potter and another bad friend, Ron Weasley. It is understood that Hermione herself once said that being teased by the two of them was a very enjoyable thing.
Because her pet is a golden Persian cat, everyone calls her Hemaoli.
Hermione who likes to wear white panties
Hermione who likes to wear white panties
Ronald Weasley< /p>
Two people peeking at Miaoli’s white panties
Two people peeking at Miaoli’s white panties
Originally, they were just passers-by. He became famous after meeting Harry Potter. From then on, he and Harry Potter became close friends in Hogwarts, and they often teamed up to tease Hermione Granger for fun.
His pet is a river rat. It is understood that he raised the river rats so that he could tie a pinhole camera to the rats so that they could spy on Miao Li and other female students taking a bath. However, every time his river rat touches the women's locker room or bathroom, it is always discovered by Miao Li's cat.
So he roasted the useless rat. But after accepting J. K． During the interview, Loli said that the river rat was actually turned into a human by magic, so he ran away when his disguise was discovered. And J. who is brain deficient. K． Loli still included Ron Weasley's ridiculous statement without thinking.
People who admire Harry Potter
Neville Longbottom
is a standard passer-by, but also a confused person. Do you often forget things, even sometimes forgetting what exactly you have forgotten?
Because of his admiration for Harry Potter, he was reluctantly accepted by J. K． Loli is written into the book.
Ginny Weasley
She is also known as the three major Lolita of Hogwarts together with Harcatel and Zhang Qiu. She is Ron’s little sister because The incident in the Chamber of Secrets at Hogwarts led to her becoming acquainted with Harry Potter. However, she was naturally romantic and loved to cheat, and her boyfriends changed one after another. Even the confused Neville had experienced her lustful power.
It is understood that in the end she still felt that Harry Potter was a good person and committed herself to him.
Cho Chang
She is Harry Pott's school sister. She is suspected to be Chinese-British, and some people say she is Korean. She is Harry Pott's first love, a beautiful oriental girl.
According to J.K. Loli's book, Harry Potter fell off his broom during the third-year Quidditch match because the Changelings invaded the pitch and scared Harry. Pott. But it is said that it was actually Zhang Qiu who was ogling Harry Pott from the sidelines of the court, causing Harry Pott to be distracted and get hit by the broom and fall.
As for the reason why Zhang Qiu and Harry Pott later broke up, it was because he was jealous that Ha Maoli could often be teased by Harry Pott, but she had never been teased even once. So she moved on and found someone else who could tease her.
Colin Creevey
is a voyeur.
Take a camera with you and follow Harry Pott everywhere to take secret photos, and then sell the photos to pornographic websites to make extra money. His younger brother Danny Creevy later joined his candid photography agency and took secret photos everywhere. The two brothers were called the Hogwarts Candid Photography Wolves.
Romilda Vane
Harry Potter’s elementary school girl is a passerby character. Because of her crush on Harry Potter, she was also written into the book by J.K. Loli.
Her wish is that one day she can be overthrown by Harry Potter.
Moaning Myrtle
Nicknamed Crybaby Maddo.
She is a ghost loli who died in the female student toilet on the second floor of Hogwarts and still haunts her after more than seventy years. Her biggest wish is that after Harry Potter is killed by his enemies one day, he can live in the same toilet with Harry Potter's ghost.
People who hate Harry Potter
Four innocent good people whose reputations were slandered by Harry Potter
The reputations of Harry Potter were slandered Four innocent good guys
Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter called him Draco Malfoy. According to Harry Pott's statement to J.K. Loli, he is a bad boy with severe Prince Syndrome.
But in fact, he is a charitable little angel of the British Association for the Care of the Elderly. He often cares for the lonely old people who are bullied by Harry Potter, including Voldemort, whom Harry Potter calls the Dark Lord. Therefore, under Harry Potter's one-sided distortion and slander, the brainless J.K. Loli wrote that he and his family were all members of the Dark Lord's lackeys, the Shit Eaters.
Vincent Crabbe
Draco Malfoy is serving as a volunteer companion, but in Harry Potter’s mouth he becomes Draco ?Malfoy's follower, and a brainless glutton.
Gregory Goyle
Is also Draco Malfoy’s volunteer companion, who was also brain-deadly slandered by Harry Potter and became Short, fat idiot.
Pansy Parkinson
Is Draco Malfoy’s cute little girlfriend, but she is also said to be mean and mean by Harry Potter people.
Lord Voldemort
According to Harry Pott’s statement to J.K. Loli, Lord Voldemort is an evil villain, but in fact Lord Voldemort is just a Poor old man with a disabled face.
Voldemort was originally a handsome conductor. When Harry suddenly rushed onto the road when he was a child, Voldemort lost control of the car in order to avoid him and hit a car on the side of the road. The car then caught fire. combustion. This car accident completely shattered the bridge of Fudimeng's nose, burned all his hair, and lost his job as a conductor.
The last photo of Fudi Moe before his car accident was taken at the Golden Hall in Vienna
Fudi Moe still often waves the baton to remember the past scenery
Once The teachers who taught Harry Potter
The principal
Albus Dumbledore
He is an old man who has lived for 152 years and is still immortal. Epilepsy. His hobby is flying birds in the garden of Hogwarts, and he has clairvoyance that is beyond the reach of ordinary people. He likes to use his dead fish eyes to see the inner beauty of other female students in the garden while flying birds.
This secret was revealed when he was hit on the head with a magic wand before he died, because it was said that before he died, he still wanted to use his dead fish eyes to see through the inner part of He Catli before he closed his eyes. However, this was denied by Harry Potter, because he said that it was actually him who Dumbledore wanted to see through before he died.
The unlucky Defense Against the Dark Arts professors
Because of Harry Potter's mischief, the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors at Hogwarts were replaced every year. People can stay in this position for more than a year, so people call this position the so-called Harry Pott's Curse. The following are the professors who have unfortunately resigned under the spell of Harry Pott.
Quirell
is an honest man who stutters, but he is always bullied by the naughty Harry Potter. It is said that he resigned from his job because he couldn't stand Harry Potter's naughty behavior. However, Lippot told the brainless J.K. Loli that he was possessed by the Dark Lord Voldemort and was sanctioned, disappearing in the underground secret room of Hogwarts.
Gilderoy Lockhart
He was also an upright and personable educator, but his final fate was also due to Harry Potter's naughty prank. He was driven crazy and is currently recuperating in a mental hospital.
Remus Lupin
Given that the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors in the previous two academic years were so angry at Harry Potter, he was forced to He was so crazy that Hogwarts spent a lot of money to hire a new teacher who was rumored to have social experience. He was Remus Lupin.
However, this Professor Lupine is an out-and-out pervert. The reason why he entered Hogwarts to teach is to take the opportunity to overthrow the young Lolita. In particular, he discovered that Harry Potter had a Hogwarts ground map that was convenient for skipping school, so he looked for an opportunity to confiscate the map so that he could sneak into the female dormitory and fulfill his wish to overthrow Loli.
But before the plan could be realized, Harry Pott discovered his pervert nature, so he sadly resigned and left.
Alastor Moody
The idiot who likes to teach in a practical way Moody
The idiot who likes to teach in a practical way Eyey Moody
Also known as Crazy Eyed Moody.
When he was young, his left eye was blown out because he peeped at a schoolgirl taking a bath, and his left leg was broken during a fight. Therefore, his left eye was equipped with an infrared perspective camera that can rotate 360 ??degrees. The left leg was also modified with an iron leg.
Because the previous professors were forced to leave because they were against Harry Pott, after he took office, he began to deliberately maintain a good relationship with Harry Pott, and even went so far as to collude to spy on each other.
However, such a guy still got out in the end. Because he likes to teach in a practical way, he was accused of trying to use his electronic left eye to peek under the skirt of a female student in class, and directly pushed the female student down in public.
Although they later argued that it was to educate students to avoid being peeped by perverts and being forcibly pushed down, the police did not accept it.
Dolores Umbridge
Because the replacement of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts was too high, it attracted the attention of the British government, so she was specially The Parliamentary Secretary of the Ministry of Magic, who is responsible for managing the administrative affairs of Hogwarts, was dispatched to personally inspect the school and concurrently served as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
According to Harry Potter's explanation to J.K. Loli, it was because the dead old woman acted rebelliously in the school and caused public outrage among the school students and she was boycotted and dismissed.
But she is actually a well-educated and caring mother. She has tried many times to use her love to save the lost Harry Pott and change him to a good person. However, Harry Pott turned a deaf ear to her every time. In the end, Harry Potter even gathered the bosozoku outside the school to kidnap Dolores Umbridge and take her to a secret location to teach her a lesson.
Dolores Umbridge resigned in anger and tears the next day.
Severus Snape
Originally was the Potions Professor, but he fell into disrepute because no one dared to take over and bear Harry Potter's curse. , so he reluctantly transferred. He is the only person in Hogwarts who can control Harry Potter's mischief, so even if Harry Potter says that he is a shit eater, no one will believe him.
However, because his wand accidentally hit Dumbledore's head during a school fight, causing Dumbledore to die from being hit with a stick, he had to take the blame and hand over his teaching position. And failed to break Harry Potter's curse.
Professor of other subjects
Minerva McGonagall
She is the professor of abnormality at Hogwarts and a chewer. The old woman of tender grass. It is understood that she once said something to Ron when she was teaching students to learn social dancing. Weasley moved his hands up and down, trying to push him down.
Madam Hooch
The broom riding instructor at Hogwarts. Because the only means of transportation available at Hogwarts is a broom, she learned how to ride a broomstick. Broom movement is a very important skill in Hogwarts. If you don't know how to ride a broom, you can really only walk.
Sibyll Trelawney
The suspected spinster
The suspected spinster
Professor of divination, called Ji Laoni by He Maoli. She is not very old, but she wears large black-framed glasses that take up almost half of her face, and is dressed like a wandering old gypsy woman.
She is responsible for teaching fortune telling, but her divination is almost never accurate. At most, she is just a paid professor. The only time she made an accurate prediction was when she was possessed by an evil spirit.
Firenze
A mutant race suspected to be secretly matched by the Hogwarts Abnormal Human Research Center. The upper body is a human and the lower body is a horse. She is the substitute teacher when Ji Lao Ni is away.
However, due to his lower body, he has been unable to find suitable pants to wear for many years, so he is known as the professor who does not wear pants.
Other characters
Sirius Black
The Rapist of Azkaban
The Rape of Azkaban Guo
is Harry Pott's godfather, which in Chinese means godfather.
In 1980, he was accused of pushing and ejecting 13 Muggles and was sentenced to Azkaban Prison to serve his sentence. He felt unjust because he only pushed down one, but Lai said he pushed down 13 others and was imprisoned for 13 years.
Sirius Black was pushed down by Harry Potter with his wand
Sirius Black was pushed down by Harry Potter with his wand
Now haha Lippert
The Harry Potter who has not been able to graduate till now
The Harry Potter who has not been able to graduate yet
Because Harry Potter Special's experience in studying at Hogwarts was so popular that he defrauded the UK and earned a large amount of foreign exchange income.
It is understood that Harry Pott, who was originally scheduled to graduate in 1997, had no choice but to graduate every year under pressure from the British government through the British government's MI5 because it was a cheap money suction machine. They all found excuses to repeat the grade and withhold Harry Pott's diploma so that more touching stories of money fraud could be recorded.
The brain-deficient writer J.K. Loli, who is responsible for recording and compiling Harry Potter’s biography, said in an interview with Mild Body that Harry Potter’s eldest son is about to enroll at Hogwarts. Age, it is not ruled out that Harry Potter's Hogwarts father-son love feud will be adapted.
If the reviews are good by then. There will be another Harry Potter: Hogwarts with three generations based on this model. Continue to make continuous contributions to the UK's defrauding of foreign exchange earnings.
As for Hogwarts, because Harry Potter has been unable to graduate, because he cannot get rid of Harry Potter's curse, the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is still replaced every year. This year is already Nth.