For those who don’t know, let me first explain what yy means. yy is the abbreviation of yin.
Various fantasy novels are now popular on the Internet. Most of them feature male protagonists who are extremely brave and handsome, surrounded by countless beauties. He is no longer satisfied with conquering the earth. The entire universe is in his hands. Of course, there are other The beauties on the planet also admired him extremely. The first person to create figurines should be Huang Yi, such as his "Xun Qin Ji" and "The Great Sword Master". Since these novels have brought great satisfaction to countless wretched men, we call them YY novels, or YY for short.
I stepped back from the brink in time and haven’t touched this kind of book for several years. Recently, I discovered that many of my brothers and sisters around me are engaging in online yaw every day, so I tried to persuade them to study hard and make progress every day with the good intention of saving the young people who have fallen behind. In the long run, it will be harmful to their mental and physical health... Who would have thought that these beasts would see anyone? He took the initiative to come to my door and refused to let me go. He took me and told me how good a certain novel was. While describing the plot of the story vividly, he let out a shameless and obscene laugh. Humph, do they think these vulgar tastes can impress me? Who am I! Seeing that this could not impress me, they used another method, saying how elegant a certain book was, not comparable to those dirty books, and that the plot was twists and turns, humorous, and the love was sincere and touching. I am currently feeling empty and lonely, and I am looking for something to fill it up. Moreover, this book does not seem to be a YY novel, so I asked a few questions casually. Seeing an opportunity, those guys quickly pulled me to the computer and told me which website to visit and how to register and log in. . . . . They knew their team had grown again. . . . .
So for three days in a row, besides eating and drinking, I read novels in front of the computer until I finished reading it today. After reading it, I twisted my sore neck and cursed at the computer, "TMD author, so updated." It's so slow that I can't even enjoy it!" At this time, a timely message came from the bubble that "XXX website has the latest chapter of the novel." Ignoring the pain in my neck, I sat down hurriedly, opened the web page, and started staring at the computer again while drooling and giggling...
Want to know what books I read? Look down
"Purple River"
Hehehe...hehehe...
55555~I GG said I am getting more and more sexy
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I am a kitten from Shanghai, and I have been with GG for almost three years^-^ , GG is the Chinese cat in Shanghai. Three years ago, I met him. I was a cute, innocent, kind-hearted and beautiful little beautiful cat. I was deceived by GG into throwing myself at the cat. Today, three years later, I found out that she had changed beyond recognition. . . .
The following is a record of the mutation process, purely for commemoration, mild BT
GG told me what yy means for the first time:
The spring was bright that day, and I I went to the park for an outing with GG and passed by a traditional Chinese medicine store. GG suddenly smiled ambiguously. I asked GG strangely what he was laughing at. GG smiled and pointed to the signboard of the pharmacy - "Tong Hanchun Pharmacy". I watched it for half a minute inexplicably, but I still didn’t understand what was so funny, so GG had to enlighten me: "You should pronounce the two characters in two characters..."
I got chills. . . I think GG’s level is very high. . . GG said, this is nothing, it’s just YY!
What does yy mean?
*My first YY:
GG came to my house on Sunday to help me with my computer (there was something wrong with the computer), so I I just stayed in the living room and watched "Ouchi 008", which is always broadcast during summer vacation in Shanghai. GG came out half an hour later and saw me sitting on the sofa in a daze with a red face. The TV was showing Li Ruotong seducing Zhou Xingxing. She said:
"My surname is Qin...a single name...a fuck..."
I still feel that way until now. This sentence is very YD. . .
*I am reserved. .
GG loves me very much. When I was a sophomore in college, he would pick me up and drop me off every week. I had a meaningless habit of playing with GG’s fingers while sitting in the car. Over time, GG also developed this very boring habit.
One time I was looking out the window in a daze, and GG was playing with my fingers out of habit. His fingers gently rubbed the thumb of my left hand. I subconsciously closed my fingers together, and then my face turned red subconsciously. .
GG was stunned for a while and then laughed wildly and said, my wife has great sexual potential. . . . . . .
*Classic means of transportation
I accompanied GG to the Computer City to buy things, and I heard someone talking in the car that ZW is a bus, and anyone can get on it. GG whispered in my ear: There is a kind of woman who is an ambulance. . .
I realized it a second later and started sweating violently. GG saw me lowering my head and probably thought I was shy, so he stopped talking. . .
Ten minutes later we were standing on the escalator in the Computer City, and I said seriously: There is another kind of woman who is like an escalator, and you can get on the escalator without even moving. . .
GG is cold. . .
Fifteen minutes later we took the stairs down, and I said again: There is another kind of woman who looks like stairs. . . It's very tiring to go up, but it's effortless when you get down, and it won't make people miss you. . .
GG is basically out of ideas. . .
After 25 minutes, GG wanted to distract me, so he asked me to watch a plane flying in the sky. I continued: There is another kind of woman who is a helicopter. . . . It reached its highest level all of a sudden. . . . . . . . . . . .
GG:! ·#￥%
*The most recent YY:
A few days ago, I posted a photo of myself on Maopu to meet a half-immortal. Due to the deletion of the post, the floor changed. , I misjudged my own results, and saw the half-immortal writing "...it will turn bad luck into bad luck..." GG teased me next to me: "It's so bad (breasts)..." Me: "What are you doing? Don't talk about yourself, huh?" GG said inexplicably: "Where did you mention me?"
Me: "The bad luck (breast) turns into good luck (chicken)."
I have been teasing GG now, and GG said that I am already better than my predecessor. . . Although I sometimes worry about asking GG if I have become bad, I still find it funny to see his dumbfounded expression. GG said I was cute, that was enough. ^-^
*A legend about sausages
When I was still a sophomore, GG came to school to accompany me. It’s very cold at night in winter, so I passed by a barbecue stall on my way back. GG really likes that kind of grilled sausage (I declare that I don’t like it).
GG: Let’s go buy some sausages, shall we?
Me: I hate eating those red, hard things, and they are so thick that I would choke to death. .
GG:. . . . . . . . .
Later I couldn’t bear to let GG down, so I added: Unless you feed me. .
After 5 seconds, I noticed that GG’s breathing became thicker. . .
I have to admit. . . I was trying to seduce my GG. . . I am the original poster and I will not hide it. . . .
group. Among them, A graduated from the same school and is my senior brother. B is a very cute fat GG.
My senior brother and I asked Fat GG to treat him to pearl milk tea at noon, but Fat GG refused, so we threatened him with SM and gave him an enema. . . .
Me: Senior brother, you’re welcome! superior!
Brother Ou: Yes, mentally enema
Fat GG: Yes. . . No feeling. . .
Me: Senior brother. . . Use force. . . .
I logged off three seconds later, blushing to death. Senior Brother Ou stood up and looked at me, and I hurriedly ran to the toilet. . . . He laughed from then on. . . .
First of all, let me state that this is an inner monologue. . . GG never knew. . . The origin was two years ago when Maopu posted a forced post titled "Why is there water in Xiaolongbao?" . . Old cats must know about this post. . . The kitten asked a lot about it. . . .
I am the kind of girl who can never gain weight no matter how much she eats. My weight has always been around 42kg, so I really like eating junk fast food like KFC and McDonald’s. After eating for a long time, I discovered: Why does KFC The French fries are soft, but the McDonald's fries are all crispy and firm? (This question should be shared by many cats)
Why~Why~
Only recently did this cat have a standard answer: Because McDonald’s is “uncle”, Shan Deshi is a very old grandfather. . . .
Let me see the prayer list. . . Will be beaten to death. . . Really hidden
*Subconscious vs not wearing it
It happened a few days ago. The weather is very cold after winter in Shanghai. When GG and I were riding the light rail, GG couldn't help but look at a girl in a short skirt and said: That little girl is so brave. . .
I’m a little unhappy: Isn’t it beautiful?
GG: No. . . No. . .
Me: Then how did you notice: (
GG:...I subconsciously felt cold before I said it...
Me: 55555555 The lower level is the conscious one, right?
Me: Huh! Looks good!
Postscript: GG later said that she looks better without it, but I only have a subconscious feeling about GG. I like to watch GG fight. Super innocent look... Everyone BSed me.
*Underwear and outerwear
It was my first Christmas with GG, and it was snowing. , it was very cold. I was very beautiful and wore too little clothes. GG was afraid that I would catch a cold while walking on the road, so he had to keep hugging me while calling me a fool. Then GG suddenly stopped scolding me and said silently, "I will always protect you." You, holding you tightly like your coat
This is the first time I know that my stupid Taurus GG can also say such sweet words. I was so moved that I wanted to cry, but ended up blurting out. . . . . . . . . . . Live and laugh: . . . . . . . Successfully seduced him again...
Highlights: Love can be deep, but desire can only come in inches. (I miss my dear dormitory JM... . )
On my first day in college, I wore a pure white t-shirt, and the five girls in the dormitory all said that I was an innocent little beauty (laughing secretly). In the evening, we all played 80 points, and one JJ kept touching the wrong cards. It was so painful for her. . . Finally, she looked at my cards again and put them back. Whispered: Sister, please show me my card again.
Oh, it’s just a 3 of spades.
< p>(I fainted...The 3 of spades was the king at that time...Now everyone knows)I finally couldn't help it: . . . Just do it alone. . You have to do it again. . .
I still miss everyone.
*No swear words
I am a very willful girl. In Shanghai dialect, I am very unreasonable. I had a fight with GG one time. GG was very angry and annoyed. He cursed me for the first time. I was shocked and aggrieved, but I didn’t know how to reply. I was stunned for a long time and had to say:
"You are not allowed to say dirty words!
GG said coldly: What are swear words?
I bit my lip and thought for a while, then slowly said: Don't say fuck, sun, fuck, do, poke... And...
My eyes suddenly became hot.
Highlights: I don’t know how to please people, I only know how to rely on you to love me
*Legend of the Green Snake
I met GG in a virtual community Yes, I was new to the Internet at that time, and I was so stupid that I didn’t even know how to play forums (BS myself). I accidentally saw that GG happened to be the boss of BBS, so I came up with the idea of ????forced seduction. . . . . After all the hard work, he deceived him into QQ, and then started Mao Mao’s Plan A. The following conversation took place after a month of chatting:
Me: GG~~~~~~ (smiling)
GG: Yeah. . . good.
Me: What are you doing?
GG: CS
Me: Oh. . . . . . (Disappointed)
GG: Huh?
Me: I just washed my hair and am drying it. Come chat with me
GG: Haha, it must smell good:)
Me: hihi
Me: Ah
GG: Ah ? What's wrong
Me: 55555555555 hit the corner of the bed, it hurts
GG: . . . Little fool
Me: A fool is a fool. . . Why do you say I am young? . . .
GG: Hehe. . . Not small? . . . ?
Me: . . . Small. . . Just learn quickly. . . I just need you to teach me step by step. .
Basically, GG has no intention to go to CS at this time. . .
Highlights: After meeting later, it turned out that I was very honest (I do have very young teeth and a bad figure), but fortunately GG still likes her very much, hehe. As time goes by, I begin to understand that the person who truly loves me will find his flaws cute, no matter how big they are.
ps: It is indeed me GG on the 196th floor. Husband, I love you too
*YY’s Breakfast Show
In my junior year of college, I wanted to give him a surprise for GG’s birthday, so I brought a gift and skipped class to meet him at his house in the morning. On the way, I bought an M's burger, a meat bun from the school cafeteria, an omelette from a roadside stall, and a can of fresh milk. Let’s see what he likes to eat~~~~~~~~
Of course GG was very happy to see me, (especially when I saw that I brought so many breakfasts for him to choose from)
Me: Go wash your face and brush your teeth. Let’s see what you like to eat and warm it up for you (I must be loving and warm enough)
GG: Yes. . . My wife is so kind:) I’ll just eat the meat and wrap it up
Me: That’s great.
(Five minutes later)
Me: Husband, I think they look painful. . The lower part was burning and burning, almost turning pink and trembling. . .
GG:. . . . . Whatever. . . Let me eat the egg pancake, no need to heat it up
Me: Yeah
(Three minutes later)
Me: Husband, let me help you put on its clothes first Tear it open. . . . Make it convenient for you to eat
GG:. . . . . . . . . . (Looking at me)
Me: (Innocent) Don’t want to eat? Never mind, there are burgers. Husband, look. . . . Up and down, a lot of oil flows out. . Very nutritious. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
Highlights: I swear I didn’t do it on purpose, I didn’t premeditate it, I just suddenly wanted to see the person I like acting impulsively.
To Floor 213: It's Xu Ruoxuan's "Decided to Love You", haha:)
I am the poster, but I have to remain anonymous this time. . . .
*The secret of the hunchback
After lunch, as usual, I went to the typhoon shelter to buy pearl milk tea with my beautiful colleague Kitty (why did we go to the typhoon shelter to buy it? Because the entire wall of the typhoon shelter was covered with It’s a mirror that satisfies Kitty and I’s lust for beauty.) Today, Kitty looked in the mirror secretly and asked me: Suki~ Am I a little hunchbacked? Some people actually said that I have a hunchback!
I looked at her, and while looking in the mirror equally covertly, I replied:
"No, that person must have been standing far away when he said this, and he was When you looked back..."
Kitty hit me violently. . . . Why.
. . Why do I have to look so sharply. . . . .
): * Big Tree Big Tree
I am a very cartoony little girl. I really like watching "Crayon Shin-chan", and I will nag every time I watch it. Talk to GG for a long time.
That day after watching "Xiaoxin's Forest Adventure" and eating KFC, I burped and dragged GG's hand home with satisfaction like a little tow bottle. I couldn't help but whisper on the way. She sang "Elephant~Elephant~~~~~~~Why is your trunk so long...". . . He looked up at GG with a smile. GG was speechless. . . Question: Little pervert, what do you want to do? . .
I just said, I didn’t do anything, I just imitated Xiaoxin. .
GG dragged my hand with a straight face and continued walking.
I asked in a low voice: But why is the elephant’s trunk so long? Why? Why?
GG: Little girl! Don't think about this! Well, what kind of tree is that? I told you last time.
(I know GG has a lot of knowledge about trees... Sigh... I am tree-blind)
Me:. . . . It's a big tree. .
GG:. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Me: Big tree~Big tree~Why do you grow so big. . . .
GG:! ·￥%
Me: Big tree~Big tree~~~~ Why are you so thick? . . . . . .
GG:. . . . Wife restrains
Me: Why is it so thick and so lush? . . .
GG:. . . . . . . . . . Don't ask me.
Me: My husband is an idiot. Because the root underneath it was so deep~~~~~~~
GG later carried me around in the street to punish me for not behaving well. Well, I won’t dare to do it next time.
Highlights: Husband, I actually want to say that you are my big tree, and I feel at ease with you by my side.
Thank you for your attention. I was sick a few days ago. . . The kitten will work hard, hihi.
*Act within your ability
When I was in college, there was a very 13-point girl in my class who always liked to talk about boys’ bodies. This one is short, this one is long, this one is thick, that one is thin. From the comments of the previous senior class to the next junior class, we were so confused at that time. . . Fortunately, there are no boys in this class, otherwise they would all be vomiting blood.
One time she sneaked into our dormitory and talked about how the new foreign teacher must have been wearing loose trousers to hide her body defects (we all thought she had a serious YJ worship syndrome... ), everyone did their own thing and ignored her. Unexpectedly, she became more and more enthusiastic as she spoke. . . . So, I couldn't help it anymore. .
At that time, I was knitting my first scarf for GG. I bought a very thick yarn, and the scarf I knitted was also horribly fluffy and thick (I didn’t mean to use these words...that’s the truth) ). I saw her walking over from the corner of my eye, so I picked up the half-knitted scarf and stuffed it into the narrow paper bag where the yarn was originally stored. . .
Just listen to the sound of "chi". . . The world is purified. . .
Everyone looked back at my poor, beautiful paper bag that split into a broken bag.
Then I said slowly: For some things, thicker is not always better, you have to do what you can. . .
From then on, this girl never dared to come to our dormitory to talk.
*Gloves
Some time ago, it snowed the most since winter in Shanghai. When GG came to pick me up from get off work in the evening, he saw that my hands were red from the cold, so he walked on the road I bought a pair of gloves from a small gift shop nearby for me to wear first.
The gloves are the so-called dual-purpose gloves made of wool (each finger is cut in the middle to facilitate writing). They may be from a small shop. The workmanship is relatively thick, and only one cut is made in the middle of the thumb. Small slits. I know if I had told GG, I would have rushed back to change. It was so cold. Occasionally, I walked silently and stretched it out hard.
GG is surprised to see me not talking for a long time——
GG: What are you thinking about?
Oops: No. . .
GG (the sharp-eyed person saw something strange about the gloves): Huh? Is there no hole in your thumb?
Ou: Yes, yes, these gloves are like this
GG: . . .
Yeah?
Oops: Yes, it was like this the first time I wore it. The hole was very small and had to be stretched out.
GG: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Even:. . . you. . . Don't think too much.
Highlights: Although they are ordinary gloves with rough workmanship, once I put them on, I am not afraid of heavy wind or snow.
Kitty has already planned to use this post as a commemorative post for Ou and GG’s third anniversary. When GG celebrates his birthday in May this year, he will print it out and give it to him. No matter whether there are cats or not, I will insist on recording every detail of my daily life. :)
*Eternal Promise
Yesterday GG accompanied me home. I really liked sitting on the moped, drinking bubble milk tea, swinging my feet, and He was slowly pushing the car beside him while chatting about some things - my heart will never be more than this, haha.
Me: Husband, you love me, you say it, you say it
GG: Of course you love me, idiot
Me: Then we will quarrel And break up?
GG: Absolutely not
Me: What if the noise is too loud?
GG: My wife is the biggest in the world, I let you.
Me: hihi. . . . My husband is the best, come on, let me have one!
(About 1 minute later)
GG: One? Why doesn't the little girl speak?
Me (blushing): Husband, I have something to say
GG:. . . . . ? (Ominous premonition)
Me: Husband, is it really the biggest wife in the world? But I only have A cup. . . . .
GG: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Me: (shy)
GG: Stiffness, as long as I like it
Me: (face redder) I like my husband too! For eternity, my husband is the oldest and my husband is the oldest! !
GG:. . . . . . .
Highlights: I have always foolishly believed that as long as you and I hold hands, we will last forever.
Thank you very much to the two cats upstairs, Memory Sticky and Xiaoyue:), I think many cats must have thought that Xiaoyao has stopped writing this post. You are willing to see it till the end. , Xiaoyao felt really touched when he saw me comforting me when I was sad. I can only repay the two cats with more updates:)
GG has already explained what happened that night. He sent countless messages that day. Unfortunately, I was drunk and didn’t know many of them (sigh) ). . . Hey, let’s not talk about the disappointing things. Xiaoyao will continue to update, please continue to support ^-^
*Taboos of milk tea
In fact, most of the "knowledge" about sex for a long time came from GG." "Asking for advice" + understanding, one day when nothing happened, I started asking for advice again——
Me: Husband~ Why does the book say that some GG dramas are short and some are long?
GG:. . . What are you reading? (Alert)
Me: I won’t tell you~! You say it, you say it
GG: What? . . Also the Central Academy of Drama. . . .
Me: It’s the foreplay, mid-play, and post-play (very professionally speaking)
GG:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -_-!
Me: It’s just a part of pure penetration~ (impatient)
GG:. . . . . Introduce. . . It varies from person to person
Me: I heard that some can last as long as an hour (eyes shine)
GG: There are also short ones as short as a few seconds (shakes head) < /p>
Me: . . . The legendary "three seconds faster". . . . ?
GG: (spurts out a mouthful of milk tea)
I will never buy bubble milk tea that is “faster than three seconds” from now on. . . Hey
Sequel: One night I was walking on the road in the dark, and bought melon milk tea from a roadside milk tea shop to warm my hands. Halfway through the drink, I caught a glimpse of the word "kuai" on the cup. I quickly looked at it clearly with grief and anger
GG:. . . . Almost three seconds. . .
?
Me: (half a minute later) Hey hey hey
GG:. . . . . . . (Inexplicably, he came over to take a look)
Three words on the cup: Quickly!
This brand has now become GG’s official milk tea brand. . . At the same time, Little Fairy kindly recommends all GGs who read the post to drink it. . . . Hahahahaha
Highlights: Do you know why I still like to drink those cheap bubble milk teas after work? Because they can be seen everywhere in this city, just like my love, they can warm your palms at any time.