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Guo Jingming commented on Gu Li: "She needs to have 100% precise control over her life. Anything beyond her control will drive her crazy." . Any so-called surprise, accident, sudden, temporary, change, episode, change, cancellation... these types of words are Gu Li's mortal enemies. Likewise, any precise number will instantly ignite Gu Li's passion. ***. "Character Relationship Family Members
Father: Gu Yansheng
Mother: Lin Yilan (for details about the non-biological mother, please see the will of Gu Li's father Gu Yansheng in Little Times season01.chapter11)
Boyfriend: Gu Yuan
Cousin: Neil (Chinese name: Li Ao), Jimmy (in the novel)
Younger brother: Gu Zhun
Servant: Lucy’s friend
Lin Xiao
The heroine in the first person is a loyal friend who is willing to guard any secret for Gu Li, even Including the dirty facts about Gu Li and Xicheng. Consider yourself an ordinary little person. Described as the refreshing jasmine next door. Gu Li can lose ten Gu Yuan but not one Lin Xiao. Many netizens gathered together as cp Li Xiao, and shouted that Li Xiao's banner will never fall.
Gu Yuan
Gu Li’s boyfriend majors in international finance. He has a good family background and is a handsome and noble-tempered young man. Her personality is similar to Gu Li's, but she is not as ruthless and ruthless. She has a very emotional side and is Gu Li's boyfriend. Gu Yuan and Gu Li were called the "Gu couple". However, they were separated and reunited because of the relationship between Gu Yuan's mother. Lin Xiao vividly likened it to the "male version of Gu Li", and called the Gu couple's awkward relationship "the awkward relationship" in foreign countries. Mr. and Mrs. Smith are "phoenix legends" in China.
Nanxiang
I have been afraid of Gu Li and admired Gu Li since I was a child. But I am willing to pay for Gu Li. I have always been favored by Gu Li. Care. But because of Xicheng's problems, the two had a lot of conflicts.
Tang Wanru
Gu Li's roommate is a badminton major and has a lot of nerves. It's something that makes people laugh and cry. Because of his muscles, he is often laughed at by Gu Li. The two are outright enemies, but they are also very good friends. In a sense, they have the same purpose (thinking jumps).
Gu Zhun
The younger brother who took the initiative to take photos when Lin Xiao and Gu Li came home drunk. He has exactly the same face shape, taste, and surname as Gu Li. .
Neil
His Chinese name is Li Ao, he is Gu Li’s cousin. , a "devil" who is ten feet tall. But he is gay and likes Gu Zhun.
Gong Ming
Lin Xiao's immediate boss. Apart from Gu Yuan, he has infinite ties with Gu Li People with possible CP. Gong Ming once said, "The most valuable person in Gu Yansheng's group is the woman wearing Armani who was sitting opposite me just now" - specifically referring to Gu Li's classic quotation novel version.
1."Oh, actually, nirvana describes a soft texture. "
2. "Dad, if you are not going to a Hawaiian hula party, could you please change the spring-flowered tie around your neck?"
< p> 3. "That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried in the soil a long time ago. " "It's still burned to ashes. Don't dig her out of the soil and hang her to dry..."4. "She looked like a senior *** and told me she wasn't for sale!"( When PRADA refused to sell the Christmas bear to Gu Li)
5. "You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at the meat, it's strong and thick." "(Tang Wanru said that she is as hot as a hairy crab)
6. "I would rather be pregnant!" (Knowing that Neil is back)
7. "If you insist on using red napkins and gold Knives and forks, please help me put a few more 囍 characters on the wall, and help me prepare a wedding room after the meal.
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8. "Mom, for the sake of White Snake and the God of Wealth, can you not wear that dress that almost throws off the whole *** to attend my birthday? I They all suspect that you need to put your breasts on the plate when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main dish? Roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something..." "Dad, if you don't come back that day, Come to my birthday, and I will cut all the cigars in your study into one-centimetre pieces. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking?"
9. "You are not falling, you are so thin that you are almost like sashimi, and sooner or later those two things on your chest will fall off with a clang. "
10. "Besides crying, making trouble, beating me, and smearing your tears and snot on my father's stiff and pale body, what else can you do? You are fifty years old You're not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland your whole life?"
11. "Yeah, ***, it's not easy for you to raise me like this. "
12. "I would rather *** *** go out than leave it at home. "(Describe the importance of "The Classic of the Month" to her)
13. "Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What did you use it for?" (In fact, Tang Wanru just said Taking out her footbath and preparing to put it in the toilet...)
14. "Yeah, that's really bad, my father's lover, my biological mother, It turns out to be Gong Ming, what should I do?"
15"Of course I am talking about Nanxiang. If it were Tang Wanru, then I would ask you if she fucked that man * After that, he poured sulfuric acid into a pile of coke and buried it in a cornfield outside Songjiang Expressway. "
16. "NO! Sister and eldest sister are two completely different species! Just like aunt and aunt! Creatures of two worlds! If they splashed mud all over me, it would be like If Dalmatians were an accident, then that little brat calling me eldest sister is a deliberate insult! Deliberate! Insult!"
17. "Now the whole school knows that someone looked at your breasts , do you want to yell angrily again? I'm worried that the old man in the mail room downstairs missed this wonderful broadcast. "
18. "You just finished taking a shower with your clothes on, right?" Nan Xiang rolled his eyes at Gu Li and said, "I just finished washing my clothes. "Gu Li continued to drink the soup and said: "So you just wore it out?"
19. She looked at the three of us, shook her head distressedly and then picked up the phone, "Lucy, second The driver of the car calls me when he is almost at the door. At the same time, your third car is ready to go. "
20. "Tang Wanru, is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt?" I heard a crashing sound in the kitchen.
21. Gu Li took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork, and said to Lin Yilan: "Mom, this is my brother, Gu Zhun." "(When Gu Zhun and Lin Yilan appeared on PARTY at the same time)
22. "Can't you smell your body? You are like a tuna that has been dead in the men's room for five days. , the smell of being put into a kimchi jar and soaked for a few days before being fished out!" (To Lin Xiao, who was too depressed and refused to take a bath)
23. "Don't think about using vomit like Tang Wanru. Destroy my LV! I won't trip over the same stone twice!"
24. "Pull down the visor, why don't you take off?" (The first time I took the train) Gu Li said to Lin Xiao)
25. "Of course, there is a novel called "Until the Last Sentence." Instead, I just wait until the last nail is hammered down. Come on, you and Nanxiang should stay in Nanjing for now. Let me handle the rest. I'll go find the man first. As long as I'm here, there's nothing I can't handle. Nanxiang only robbed him of 200,000 yuan, but did not kill him.
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26. "Warren Buffett is the biggest *** in the world -- but I love him!" (Excerpted from Gu Li's high school composition "My Ideal")
27." Sorry, Susan, I have to hang up now. I'll call you back in one minute and forty seconds. I don't know why, but there's a woman here who insists on holding something that looks like a shovel while I'm on the phone. Brushed it on me several times..."
28. "Nanxiang, this is worse than the traditional Chinese medicine you drank when you had dysmenorrhea! Rwanda? Do people in that place have taste problems? Ah! Aren’t their taste buds secreting royal jelly all the time? This stuff is so bitter that it can piss off little cabbage to death. "
29. "Lin Xiao, every time you lie, you will make up all the details. If you just say "I don't know", you can write a three hundred word essay. Come. "
30. "Air humidifier? What is an air humidifier? There is no such thing in the world. Don't just name things casually. Who do you think you are, Edison? I Let me tell you, all air conditioners in the world have built-in humidification function. "
31. "Rape? Or rape you in the bathroom? What a wonderful idea you have! How old are you, and you still have such unrealistic daydreams all day long? There will be no pie in the sky, just give up on this idea!" (To Tang Wanru) Movie version
32. "Love without material things is like a plate of sand, it doesn't need the wind to blow it away. Two steps later and everything was gone. "
33."Yes, you are like a queen now. "(When Tang Wanru asked Gu Li, "I am like a queen now.")
34. "Instead of swallowing your anger and saying it doesn't matter, it's better to say bitch gracefully. No matter what kind of thing you are, I will have the same attitude towards you. "
35. "Those who have poured cold water on me, one day I will boil it and return it to them. "
36. "Don't rush to help others lift their pants if you haven't wiped your own vagina clean. You'd better mind your own mess. "
37. "My dad was cremated, and there were only ashes and no bones underneath. "
38. "If a person really loves you, he can understand all your thoughts without any words. "
39. "Since my future mother-in-law likes to mess with the Yuanyang score so much, then I will make this score a little more chaotic. "
40. "When I have a dog, it will wag its tail at me instead of grinning like you and biting back the hand that feeds it!"
41." When I touch your hand, it feels like I'm touching a golden hoop. "
42. "I am a chicken, but I am still busy greeting the weasel!"
43. "Yes, you are right, those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. But when the day comes when I have no shoes to wear, just wait and die!"
44. "Everyone, including myself, has moments when they are utterly stupid! It is precisely because of this, Everyone should have the right to be forgiven once. "
45. "This is impossible. With your strong body, you can squeeze into any narrow alley. The door of the high school dormitory is not too narrow, and you didn't slide it in with olive oil. "
46. "As a writer, my hands are full of calluses. But it's not because of writing. Sister, I am ashamed of you. "
47. "Dear, I also want to put all my things in a bag and carry it, but I am not as strong as you and can't carry it. "
48. "Don't you think, after the acquisition of Shenggu, this is another successful classic that can be included in the teaching cases?"
49. "I originally More suitable than you. I just stated the objective facts to the dean, which is not considered mischief. "
50."So, my dog's nails were cut by my servant Lucy. "
51. "If you miss today's engagement ceremony, I will have no choice but to go to your wedding ceremony and ruin it. "
52. "Who is friends with him (her)?!...We are lovers, cheers." (said in unison with Gu Yuan)
53. "Think clearly. , you and I are now grasshoppers tied on a rope.
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54. "These days, no one else can be trusted, you can only trust yourself. When the bird is big, it can be found in any forest. "
55. "Jian Xi is gone? Do you feel that your life is perfect now?"
56. "If you have wine today, you will be drunk now. If the house is gone, the street will be gone. While sleeping. "
57. "Nan Xiang, if you are tortured to death by him one day, I will not be responsible for helping you collect your body!"
58. "My life is easy?! Am I superior to others? !Lin Xiao, please keep your dog eyes open and let me see clearly! My dad died on my birthday. He is now a handful of ashes in the ashes jar. From now on, I will light a candle after lighting it every birthday. Paper money! The person I have called my mother for more than 20 years actually has nothing to do with me. She scolded me in front of my father’s grave that my conscience was eaten by a dog! As for my real biological mother, I don’t even know who she is or whether she is alive or dead. I don’t know! As for my boyfriend, I can’t even see a shadow now, and the best friend I think is you. Ten seconds ago, you said you were ashamed of me! How about it? This is my life, you Do you want it? Do you want it if I give it to you now?"
59. "You deserve it! You deserve to torture each other to death with Jian Xi!"
60." What is your value? Ah?! What is your value?! Your value is to be an obedient assistant all your life; your value is to be used by others to plot against me! Your value is to be deceived and kicked away Will you just come back crying and beg me later!!"
61. "Don't talk about friendship with me! Are you talking about friendship with me when you are so hysterical now? No, Lin Xiao! You are here for A man! Do you think you are just a teenage girl? A man is bigger than the sky. You can’t live without a man?! You deserve to be tortured and dumped by men, tortured by Jian Xi and dumped by Zhou Chongguang !"
62. "Gong Ming? Do you do whatever he says? Are you his dog? You just joined ME not long ago. Do you still remember your last name? Yes To you, my career is not as important as your job! You say I am selfish, why don't you look at yourself!"
63. "It takes a thousand days to raise an army, but it takes only a moment to deploy it. I've raised you for so long, now it's time to send you off to the battlefield. "
64. "We are like midnight phantoms, just like Daredevil disappearing in the wind..."
65. "Crashed? Do you need help? Can you please restart it?"
66. "You forgot to take your medicine again. Do you need to be in a mental hospital? "Can I reserve a seat for you?"
67. "Did I Do I have to ask Gong Ming to cook chicken or dumplings to defeat him?...Can I?"
68. "This is not a company merger with normal business ethics at all, but a bastard Taking advantage of the girl's sudden loss of her father and her grief and vulnerability, this is simply a naked hooliganism! Do you understand?"
"I understand!" (Tang Wanru said)
"You know nothing! Will someone play tricks on you? You think so!"
69. "A dignified financial magazine, not only makes mistakes in tax calculations, but also doesn't admit them. ! This is as outrageous as teaching how to braise dog meat in a pet magazine!"
70. "Dad, who doesn't have a dark history? But if you take out this video again and bring it to *** me If so, I will enlarge the photo of you wearing crotchless pants when you were a child, embroider it with gold and hang it on the elevator of your company."