My name is nothing special, but my sister’s name has made some jokes. Once I sent it to the CCTV "Chao Wen Tian Xia" program team, and the host Ouyang Xiadan broadcast it on the morning show. My colleagues saw it and called me to tell me. Because I told them this joke before.
Here’s what happened:
My sister’s name is Li Xiaofu. On the first day of elementary school, I mistakenly wrote Li Xiaoquan instead of "Fu" in his name. The teacher couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it. When I brought it home at night, my mother said, "I learned this, it's a shame (I lost it alone)". My brother said, "It's only been one day at school, and a person has turned into a dog." The whole family was talking and laughing, and he has been the butt of laughter ever since. It is still mentioned often by relatives and friends, which is very interesting.
Suddenly I remembered Zhao Benshan’s words, “I will live by this joke my whole life.” Hahaha...
It's a joke, my sister is very good at school, and now she has become an excellent teacher in a provincial key school.
The second picture above: My sister is with the students
The one wearing a big red flower in the front row is my sister, who will be honored on Teacher’s Day this year. A group photo with colleagues during the commendation.
My sister’s speech as a representative of outstanding teachers on Teachers’ Day this year
It made a joke. I have a niece who is looking for a partner. One day at a dinner party, my brother and sister-in-law asked my niece, "Don't keep picking and choosing." The niece replied, I have chosen over and over again, but I still think my sister-in-law is good. Everyone laughed. What are you talking about? The niece replied, it is true. Oh, it turns out that her partner actually has the same name and surname as me. You said it's funny, not funny. The world is full of surprises and coincidences. . .
When school started, two Luan students went to register. The teacher asked one of the classmates: What is his name?
Student answered: Li Xiang!
The teacher said: I think I need to ask you? Next person: What’s your name, please?
Another student answered: Li Guai!
The teacher was speechless: Do you two have a brain problem? One wants me to think, and the other wants me to guess. Are you here to tear me down?
I think of two former colleagues, a boy and a girl, who were in the same office.
The boy’s surname is Xiang. Someone who wants to knock on the office door specially chooses when this guy is not around. The style of painting is like this:
"Juan'er, is Xiang Gong here?"
"Xiang Gong just went out."
"Oh, then I'll come back next time."
Poor Juan'er didn't understand why Xiang Gong came to see him when the project was completed. So many [face coverings]
My name has been a joke. Because my grandma had no cultural knowledge, she gave me an unpleasant nickname when I was born. Called Wuzi.
When I was a child, I felt that I didn’t care about this name, and I could call it whatever I wanted. Later, when I grew up, I felt that this baby name was very unpleasant, but it was okay for adults to call it three times in a row. A 20-year-old child also calls me this, which is even more unpleasant.
Later, when I graduated and went into the society, I met many people. I thought that when I got older, people would call me by the title of my book, but some people still called me that, which made me feel very embarrassed.
Later, when I worked in the brigade agency store, I saw more people every day, including adults and children. When a child screams like this, I really want to hit him, but I don't dare because I think about my work. I don't want to go home, but I can't bear to do it. I asked my mother many times about this nickname, and she said, don't blame me, blame your grandma, she gave it to you.
What’s even more irritating is that even after having a wife, some people still call her that. Went. Someone also calls me that, what do you want me to do? Therefore, I suggest that children should be given good-sounding names from an early age.
My name has never been a joke. I remember when I was in elementary school, there was a male classmate in our class. His name was often a joke, and it attracted laughter in the classroom. The whole room burst into laughter. His name is Zhao Chao.
Every afternoon when school is about to end, the teacher will assign homework to the students. After the teacher assigns the homework, he first asks the students if they understand? Then there will be another sentence saying that everyone should write their own homework and not copy. When they heard the word "copy", the students laughed out loud. Some of the male students were yelling, "Copy, copy, copy." This male student was very embarrassed. , blushing to the base of his ears. His classmates always laughed at him, and after a while he changed his name from Zhao Chao to Zhao Yi.
There is also a female classmate who eats very fat. Her classmates nicknamed her Wan Tong. There was a math class that talked about units of measurement, including kilograms, ten thousand tons and other measurements. In the unit, every time the teacher mentioned ten thousand tons, some of the students would laugh out loud, and turn their heads to the female classmates, which made the math teacher confused and the female classmates blushed.
My name has never made a joke, but I have taught many students whose names have made a joke. Here are some examples:
There is one The child's name is "Anthony". When the parents named him, they probably felt that the name was very foreign and had a bit of a foreign flavor. They wanted the child to be envied by everyone in the future!
Unexpectedly, these three words are often misunderstood as "I understand you" by others, and many jokes have been made about this.
When a boy was born, he was chubby and weighed nine pounds.
The parents felt that their son would be particularly blessed and a wealthy man in the future, so they named him Bai Jiujin.
But when this child grew up, he was only about 1.7 meters tall, thin, and not so hardworking when doing things.
No matter what he does, he can’t work seriously and he doesn’t earn much money, so everyone says that this kid is a Baijiujin, and the bad thing is that he The surname "Bai" came up.
If your surname is not "Bai", maybe you are really a lucky person!
There are many people with the surname "Bai" around me. In order to let their children live a good life in the future, parents have given them good names, such as "Bai Chuangye" and "Bai Ji". "No." etc., the result is that when they grow up, they are not as good as their parents expected.
I once taught a class, and there were three girls named Li Shasha in that class.
As long as you call Li Shasha, three people will agree at the same time.
This has made a lot of jokes. How should we deal with this problem?
They had to be divided into big, medium and small according to their age. When they were called big, they were called Da Shasha, when they were called little, they were called Little Shasha, and the one in the middle was called Just call her Lisa.
This is why the problem of name collision has been solved.
Because of the name, it can really stump people!
I once taught two students, they were also in the same class, their names were Liu Enming and Liu Enming.
What should we do? How to distinguish this?
Through actual contact, I later discovered that one of the two people happened to be a boy and the other a girl. I could only add male to one and female to the other before their names. , just took care of this matter!
In short, there are many wonders in the world.
Two days ago, when I was receiving a technician from a supplier who was stationed at the factory, and when I was adding WeChat, the technician scanned my QR code and suddenly said: "Oh my god, this name! ”
My name is very common and common (the same name as a male model), and most people will not have such a reaction.
Technology then said: "You have the same name as my dad."
At that time, it was so embarrassing! [Face covering]
I am born in the 1970s, and my parents cannot read. He accidentally named me "Mint". They didn't know what it meant, so they just named me "Mint". There is a name. In the second grade of elementary school, I participated in running, skipping, and relay races as a child in the Children's Day. On the running track, the referee read my name to prepare. Many spectators were surprised. They all looked for me to see what kind of child I was, and they kept chanting. I was so embarrassed to repeat "mint mint" in front of everyone
Yes, my name was used as a joke by the whole village. When some jokes go too far, I will be particularly disinterested and very angry.
I hate it when people use my name as a joke. My name was not chosen well, it was my parents who gave it to me. If it doesn’t sound good, I never blame my parents.
They gave me life and gave me a name. I am so grateful to them. Without them, I would not even have a life. Don’t say a name.
No matter what name my parents gave me, I always think it is good [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][ Like] [Pray] [Like] [Like], my parents gave me the best name in the world.
I don’t care how others use my name as a joke, I will always be angry. How could such a good name turn into a joke in the eyes of others? How strange.
I will especially care if others use my name as a joke. He is a name, not a thing.
I will scold anyone who takes my name as a joke, and I don’t care who you are.