A foreigner came to China and gave himself a Chinese name, Wei Mao. He is looking for a job in China. He came to a company and a person asked him: "What is your surname?" He replied: "My surname is Wei." "What is Wei?" "Why? Do I have to say why my surname is Wei?"
< p>2. The third child works in a store as a cashier during the summer vacation. We all said that he made a lot of money easily, and Lao Liu retorted: "Easy? Give it a try! After working as a cashier for a day, you will feel dizzy and your hands will be so tired."< p>3. The fifth person in the student union is responsible for welcoming new students. He came back today and said: "There is a beautiful junior girl in our department in the next class. Her surname is Yin and her name is Yin Jing."4. The department opened After the freshman party, I asked Lao Wu and Lao San to take the stereo set back to the student union. When I handed it to them, I was afraid that they might not hold it firmly, so I asked, "Are you sure?" "It's connected! It's connected!" The two people replied in unison.
5. The boss of the dormitory has a new girlfriend, and she gives him a new model of Walkman. The boss said to himself while reading the manual and fiddling with it: "It's good at everything, but it only has one sound channel!". The third child was watching Wu Xia on the upper bunk and asked casually: "Isn't one enough?" The boss said: "I want to have one more audio channel connected to the computer." "Wow! You are so perverted!" said the third boss.
6. The fourth child’s girlfriend is also in our class. The two of them will always be in the same group whether it is for experimental classes or course design. Of course, the fourth child has to share more tasks every time. One night we played Four Kingdoms Army Chess. Due to lack of manpower, we dragged the fourth child who was doing the "Internship Report" over, and he was half a night late. The next morning during class break, I heard the fourth child’s girlfriend holding the “Internship Report” and yelling at the fourth child: “It turns out you haven’t finished it! If you haven’t finished it, you haven’t finished it! But why did you lie to me? ah!". Afterwards, we treated the fourth child to a meal, but it was the brothers who made him unable to hold his head up.