Logic was trampled by Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
The following contents are all spit, including spoilers (stall hands).
Get up at 7: 30 on Saturday morning and go to the cinema to watch the 4DX morning show, which is the favorite of fans.
I give the movie 6 points, and 3 points are feelings.
If my understanding is correct:
Tina, a former Auror, caused a great stir when she used a spell on Muggles in public, so she lost her job and killed time in a boring department.
Tina has been silently doing what Auror should do, and found that Newt accidentally let Sniff get away, so she arrested him.
The first arrest was despised by the top brass who didn't know the truth, so Tina took Newt in and watched him.
Tina found that Newt had let more than one magical animal escape, so she took his box with a sense of justice and reported it to the Magic Council (the villain guessed that there was merit in it).
So far, the logic has been smooth.
The plot suddenly turned, and several people were found a reason to win in an instant, and they were put in prison without resistance.
Then, the United front was formed!
Newt let bygones be bygones and began to tell the story of the silent man. Jacob said that people who eat melons see the magical world so wonderfully, and Tina's eyebrows have been playing professionally.
Please. If Tina hadn't turned you in, you wouldn't have been caught now. Why don't you express your anger?
You won't be wronged if you are caught! Is it necessary to become a Buddha so calmly?
When Tina was about to be executed, Newt's hero saved America with sincerity and revolutionary friendship. ω? )ゝ。
No magic. Cock
Isn't Maji homophonic magic? What about no?
Just smile.
What Ron said to Hermione in The Sorcerer's Stone, I want to say to Miss Tina Goldstein again:
Please use your transfiguration to create a small insect and a teapot, and use your wand to let the small insect fly into the teapot.
Dig out a teapot from the showcase and hold it up with your hand to catch the cockroach thrown by Ma Ji. Where is the wizard's dignity!
American wizards can directly sentence British wizards to death.
Even the immediate execution of the death penalty is not approved, and a government official said that the sentence should be sentenced.
Wei Sen Gamo, do justice!
Abada's death is an unforgivable curse and black magic, which cannot be used as a means of death penalty.
But the wizard's death sentence should at least be a dementor's kiss, right
Oversized pensieves and electric chairs are corroded by poisonous water. Aren't you tired?
And obviously there are many bad memories. What if people don't want to jump in?
Why wear a white coat, smile peacefully, pull people up and leave, don't ask why, it's not painful to comfort people at all.
It makes more sense if you are distracted.
Sorry, I forgot your name.
But you really look like Ron when you were a kid.
And an adult widowed sister.
Other "Maji" were purified by poisonous rain whether they were drenched or not, but Jacob was unscathed and had to be drenched and lost his memory.
Wizards must have created a magic.
Is it worth so much to be able to unlock the lock because the country of origin is not in the United States?
I'm sorry I kept pushing you off the stage when I was playing Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Depp, you are getting fatter.
As soon as the necklace marked Deathly Hallows appeared, I thought it was either Grindelwald or one of Grindelwald's men.
But I didn't expect, Depp, to gain weight.
Newt Scarmand went to new york for the first time, not only by boat, but also by customs.
Maybe the magic technology was not very advanced at that time, so we had to open a flying spot to apparate.
I watched a 4DX movie. With the plot, there will be fragrance coming.
Well, there is only one flavor of orange.
I always knew this book was a script and an officially certified fan work, but I didn't expect it to read quickly.
I have always had a bad impression on those with large fonts, large line spacing and large margins.
He told me about Ha6 Ha7 and Harry Potter and Xiong Haizi.
Azkaban's story is self-consistent, and Harry's time and space doomed Harry to cross back to save Buckbeak and save himself with the help of God.
Azkaban's story is also flawed, because Hermione will be seen in class, but this point is deliberately ignored in the story: no one pays special attention, and even if it is found, it is just strange. At the same time, Hermione just attended classes and didn't change any timeline.
But Harry Potter and the cursed child are not like this. Since Albus and scopi crossed over and changed the past, time and space have been separated.
Albus and scopi use a time converter to return from the original timeline (World 0) to the first game of the Triwizard Tournament, and use your weapon to defeat Cedric's Transfiguration. When the five-minute crossing time ended, they returned to a brand-new timeline (World 1). In this world, Ron and Hermione are not married, Rose is not born, and Albus becomes a Gryffindor student.
Albus and scopi went back to their unborn past. If they have returned to the present, what about Albus and scopi who originally existed in this world?
BUG2: Everyone in this world is different from that in the zero world, but Delphini didn't cross with Albus. He still remembers that three people wanted to change their plans in the past.
BUG3: In this time and space, it has been clearly stated that Ron and Hermione have not developed their feelings. Why do they still seem to have unfinished feelings?
BUG4: Harry's personality has changed greatly in the world 1, so Professor McGonagall uses the marauder's map to monitor Albus. But at the end of the story, Harry of World 0 apologized to Albus. What about the agreed parallel world?
Xiong Haizi discovered that something was wrong with the world and failed to rescue Cedric, so they decided to return to the second game of the Triwizard Competition and continue to stop Cedric. At this time, they started from the world of 1 and returned to the world of 1. They experienced the event of removing your weapon and let Cedric's bubble head spell fly all the way. When the five-minute crossing time ended, only scopi returned to a brand-new timeline (World 2), Harry Potter was killed in the Battle of Hogwarts, and dark magic ruled the world. Albus just disappeared.
BUG5: Albus and scopi still physically travel back to their unborn past, but Albus disappears directly because he can't be born, which is a living grandfather paradox. Since the previous world has been changed, it must be a divided parallel space-time instead of the original world. So Albus of World 0 came to World 1 (physical crossing), and Albus of World 0/ World 1 came to World 2 (physical crossing), so he should be able to return to the present of World 2 and become a person who exists out of thin air.
In the world ruled by dark magic, scopi found Snape, Ron and Hermione, and they finally resisted Voldemort. Not to mention that they instantly believed a child's story that Voldemort was defeated in another world, this group decided to go back to the past and stop Xiong Haizi from making mistakes.
Their plan is to go back to the first and second games of the Triwizard Tournament and stop Xiong Haizi twice.
BUG6: World 1 is the world where your weapon incident happened, and World 2 is the world where both your weapon incident and the flying bubble head curse incident happened. A group of people decided to correct the incident of removing your weapon first, and Ron and Hermione were killed in the process.
So one of the two crossings is unreasonable. After the real curse, there will be no world ruled by dark magic, and scopi will not be needed to stop his flying bubble head curse.
In short, after Xiong Haizi's prank, the timeline returned to World 0. (Let's not discuss the butterfly effect. )
After failing to change Cedric's fate, Delphini lured two bears Haizi back to the third game of the Triwizard tournament, where they met Cedric, but did not change any timeline. So, they are still on earth.
Delphini exposed his original purpose and returned to godric Valley with two Xiong Haizi on June 5438+091.10.5438+0.
When Albus decided to use Harry's baby to convey information, the world was divided into two parts (World 0 and World 4): one was a world without Xiong Haizi, and Harry's baby would not have words; One is the world where Xiong Haizi is bound to be confused, and Harry's swaddling clothes must have words.
This situation is self-consistent with the story of Azkaban. World 0 and World 4 can be combined into one, that is to say, this is a world where Harry is doomed to face the death of his parents.
But the problem is ...
BUG7: Xiong Haizi traveled back to the past. If the past is successfully prevented from being changed, then everyone can go back to the starting time (if the time converter is not broken, it should go back to the starting time, as mentioned many times before). If you use the malfoy family's advanced time converter, you can define the return time without any pressure. So it's strange that a group of people don't know where Xiong Haizi is but can't do anything about it.
Of course, if Xiong Haizi doesn't take the initiative to reply to the information, everyone doesn't know where to look, and there is no starting point for solving the dilemma, or there are rules and restrictions, so be it. And this blanket, isn't it that sonic the hedgehog buried the bottle in the sand and waited for the professor to send him something? ...
Ok, this is a magic work, a fan, used to give fans Amway CP and welfare.
Take a deep breath, don't dwell on details, and don't worry about bugs that travel through time and space and parallel worlds.
(╯'-') ╯ ┻ (Holding up the table)
┬┬ノ ('-'ノ) (set)
(╯д) ╯┻┻ (Raise again)
Professor McGonagall complained that Hermione had hidden the time converter in the bookshelf!
Forty-year-old Harry is as brainless as sixteen-year-old Harry!
You have to do something! King old terrier!
Voldemort is dead. Why do students from other colleges still discriminate against Slytherin?
Albus was assigned to Slytherin, and his own brother and cousin became strangers directly?
Cry for Slytherin College for a second.
Harry can understand snake language because Voldemort's soul fragments.
Soul fragments were killed by spells at Hogwarts, leaving a lump of meat at King's Cross Station.
How to say that a scar hurts and can be understood?
Deathly Hallows. The whole book was eaten.
Harry Potter became Voldemort through transfiguration.
It was Voldemort who killed Zhan Mu and Lily, not young tom riddle, nor Voldemort who was later resurrected.
How do they know what Voldemort looks like?
Quote a few paragraphs.
-"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" blood, meat and bones
-Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Part II, Chapter 4, Scene 11
Then the question is, the daughter of Voldemort and lestrange is the daughter born of Voldemort's body after his resurrection.
Who should Delphini's father be?
Think carefully and be afraid!