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There are several props on the actor's stage, one of which is this fan. You look like a fan, but in our hands sometimes it may not be a fan, it is a dung fork. I can't say anything in the cross talk, what's going on? We buy dozens of fans a month here. Because here we have some civilized actors and some half-animal owners. As soon as I got on stage, there was a lot of buzz here and there. Oops, this one is also broken. The pick fee is quite high. If there is no fan, there is no fan. Storytelling is about speaking, not relying on the fan.
The story I’m telling you today is very close to everyone, it’s the Song Dynasty. If there are elderly people at home, you can ask. You have to find the one who is still alive. When did it happen? Northern Song Dynasty. A big thing happened inside, a lawsuit. Generally speaking, going to court is a negative thing. Moreover, this lawsuit is different from ordinary lawsuits. Inside, a fight broke out between two ministers: One family summoned the military marshal Pan Hong and Pan Renmei to the north, and the other family had the thousand-year-old imperial sister-in-law of the Eighth Prince, Ma Yang Liulang of the county. The two families started fighting. Why? It’s a long story. It's all because King Jiang Xinliang of the Northern Kingdom launched a series of wars to seize the beautiful world of the Song Dynasty. On the one hand, Pan Renmei is the governor of the North Road, and on the other hand, he is the emperor's father-in-law. Why is he the emperor’s father-in-law? Because his daughter was given to the emperor. Oh, this empress is as beautiful as flowers and jade, but she is not so beautiful. The emperor loved her very much and was extremely powerful in the palace. This time, Pan Renmei's identity was different from that of other officials, so she vented her personal anger in front of the two armies to avenge herself and assassinate the Yang family generals. When the generals of the Yang family left, there were seven wolves and eight tigers. In the end, almost all of them died in front of the two armies. Only one Liulang, Yang Ding and Yang Yanzhao, was left. He climbed Yanmen Pass at night and returned to Tokyo to collect the imperial certificate. Before the emperor comes, I will read a book saying that your father-in-law Pan Hong and Pan Renmei harmed our old Yang family.
As soon as I mentioned the matter, there was a sensation inside. The censor of Xitai was sent to ask Liu Yu to try the case. It didn't matter at this time. It was obvious that a bowl of water was not fair. To whom? Of course it's towards the emperor. Here is Pan Saihua, the empress of the West Palace, and behind Pan Saihua is the emperor. A lot of gold and silver treasures were sent. Liu Yushi took a look and it was amazing. There were ten thousand taels of gold and ten thousand taels of silver, and the golden horses and colts were jumping happily. How much is this? Speak of money, even if I don't give money, I still have to go to the emperor for this lawsuit. I am an official of the emperor's family. So when it comes to the first session in the court, the plaintiff and defendant just came up and said without even asking: Come on! Lock Yang Liulang down. Someone came over and tied up Yang Liulang, wiping his shoulders and arms. In the first session, the plaintiff was tied up, and then the fire sticks were picked up, and he was beaten forty again. When the fire stick is thrown down, the policemen act like wolves and tigers.
Before you start making trouble after receiving the lottery, someone comes up from the courtroom. Who is it? The Eight Kings are a thousand years old, Zhao Defang. I was so anxious that I held eight golden maces in my arms. Just this golden mace, which can be used to control the king and the ministers below. It was left by the old emperor. It is amazing that the emperor can beat it. This thing is very valuable (referring to the broken fan in the hand), you can see it, it has the secret of the organization, it can count. When he came to the court, he called Liu Yu, the censor of Xitai, to come down. Without saying a word, he held up his trump card in his hand, bang! Just hit the temple all at once. It was such a big hole at that time. Liu Yu used his hand to explore it. Ha, this hole is not small and not good-looking. Come on, I will die if I get angry. The dead body fell to the ground. People lie down. In the past, people wore wide robes with long sleeves, and a gift list floated out from the sleeves. The Eighth Prince was very happy when he took it in his hand, haha, this is the gift list written by Pan Saihua, the empress of the West Palace. With this gift list, the death of the West Palace Censor was in vain.
Take the things and go up to the Golden Palace. Come on, Your Majesty, look at what's going on. Oh, look at this, look at this. The emperor took it and took a look, oh, this, this can't be said, there are many things that can't be explained in one or two sentences. It is inevitable for a real man to have an unvirtuous wife and an unfilial son. I am a bit of a miscellaneous woman. Let me persuade her when I get home. Is that a matter of persuasion? If the eight kings don't do it, let the civil and military officials of the dynasty look for them. Which one is as clear as water and as bright as a mirror? You are here to try this case to get to the bottom of Pan Yang's case.
The common people all came with tears in their eyes. Lord Kou, Lord Kou, you can't leave. You've been here with us for nine years and you've suffered a lot. Finally, we are getting better. Where can you go? Please give us a time to honor you.
Oh, fellow villagers, this is not my idea. This long live emperor has an imperial edict to meddle with me. I have something to do when I go to the capital. An old lady came out: Master Kou, Master Kou. I have to thank you. Without you, this lonely old woman like me would have died on the street without anyone caring about her. It's a good thing to be a high official in the capital, that's all. Come and visit me in the morning and in the evening. I can't come back this morning or this night, it's a long way to go. ah? Can't come back? The old lady lowered her head and wiped her tears. Master Kou also shed tears.
A young man squeezed in from outside the crowd and brought a large plate with more than 20 bunches of mountain red candied haws. Master Kou, Master Kou, I have nothing else, I just have this skill, you have to take these with you, and you can digest them on the way. Master Kou, look at it, I don’t have anything to digest, and I haven’t had much food recently. Take it and take it to the capital to feed the emperor. This is a solution, so put it away. When I turned around, a class leader came over and took all Shanli Hong over. Several more people came over, all dressed in gorgeous clothes. They brought up gold ingots and silver bars on plates. Sir, nothing else. Over the years in my Xiagou County, you have spent all your salary on us people. Now that you are gone, we have to return the money to you. No matter what, you have to keep it. Alas, Master Kou is waving his hands, this is not going to work. I think it was my duty as an official to spend money to give to the people. How could I take it when I leave?
While talking, a few more people came over and said that we are tailors. We worked overnight to make you a set of clothes. Here are the shoe patterns to make a pair of shoes for you. Nothing else. There was a saying in the past: upright officials take off their hats when they leave. Leave these shoes and clothes to us, and we will hang them on the city gate. When future officials come, they will know that there was an upright official here before. Someone came over and changed Lord Kou's clothes and shoes. Mr. Kou burst into tears: Oh, this, fellow villagers, Kou Zhun is coming to Beijing this time, nothing else, I will risk my life, I want to try the Pan Yang case. If I have time, I will go back to Xiago County to meet my fellow villagers. Today, everyone here comes to pay homage to me, Kou Zhun. After saying that, he lifted his clothes and fell to his knees. The people cheered and all fell to their knees. Standing next to him, Cui Jinzhong burst into tears. He thought to himself, "What is this? The relationship between the government and the people. I have traveled to so many places in the world and I have never seen such a situation." It seems that the case of Kou Zhun entering Beijing will be successfully tried.
Kou Pingzhong stood up and bowed his hands with the people. He got on his horse and rushed to the capital. Only after this trip did he come out to interrogate Pan Hong at night, pretending to be a ghost.