With the continuous progress of society, more and more occasions need to use lines, and the writing and arrangement of lines is an important part of drama skills. Do you know the characteristics of excellent lines? The following are the classic lines of Longmen Escort Agency that I collected for you, for reference only, hoping to help you.
1. The old hen who lays eggs is hardworking, brave, kind and upright. Please respect the fruits of her labor.
2. I want to say that the tombstone is too heavy. You'd better look at it with our statues.
3. My place, the work of heaven, your place, Smecta on the 18th floor of hell!
4. For example, in order to grow up, you can take him to Guangdong to study, where the teachers are strong and it is easier to get the promotion.
5. Tell them that I have nothing to say except that I am brilliant and handsome.
6. If she were still alive, our children would have finished compulsory education.
7. Do you know why you are so scared? Because you don't understand. Fear of the unknown is human nature. Your fear comes from your ignorance, which comes from your laziness and vanity.
8. He can hide from Grade One, but he can't hide from Grade Three.
9. Don't worry, if you can't come back, I will personally hand over the pension to your parents and extend my sincere condolences. In addition, there is a special fee for buying candles and ingots on holidays. Once again, I would like to extend my sincere condolences to you two!
1. treat each other with respect, that's not a friend, it's customer service.
11. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who gets through it. Don't underestimate Nian shopkeeper.
12. In order to pick up girls, they invented language, in order to pick up many girls, they invented lies, and in order to pick up more girls at the same time, they invented words. In order to pass on the experience of picking up girls, they made history. Once they screwed up, they blamed it on women and said it was their fault.
13. I'm not here to borrow an arrow. I'm here to borrow medicine for the golden sore.
14. It's all right. Even if you are caught, just raise your sword over your head and shout: The equipment is yours. You will be safe.
15. Musk and saffron were added, but Datura stramonium and Radix Aconiti Kusnezoffii were reduced. The medicinal properties were halved and the cost was doubled, which was unprofessional.
16. Brother, it's almost summer. Don't you feel hot in this Mao Mao!
17. Does it still hurt? Second brother, why don't you go back to Gaolaozhuang and rest for two days.
18. What should the other girls do if Mei Cheng is like this? I feel sorry for you.
19, this is my mistake, ok? He is a loser in the next life. Oh, my God, this is to send it, so I am surprised at him, and he will not be able to send it in 213.
2. I'll cut your peach blossom with one knife!
21. She didn't go to a tournament, but when she organized a group to watch the fun, she accidentally stepped on it.
22. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I only dare to call her aunt.
23. Yes, the face shape is similar, but the difference in face thickness is too far.
24. Life is too short for anyone to step on shit.
25. I have a genetic disease, and I can't walk when I see a handsome guy.
26. Don't say that when you see your grandmother, otherwise, she will slap the soles of your feet with a bamboo board, and then tattoo on your back "The sofa bench is the landlord, but it's not from China."
27. What's the other name? Cut your peach blossoms?
28. Don't worry, this carriage generally won't rear-end.
29. You are 24K for gold, rosewood for wood, emerald for stone, and recyclable for garbage.
3. You can chop anywhere except your face.
31. I believe your shoes!
32. Uncle Gong, you have everything except moral integrity.
33. I'm afraid I'll go bankrupt before they go bankrupt.
34. I really shouldn't practice martial arts, because my hands are full of calluses and my endocrine system is out of balance.
35. It's not a listed company, so it's useless to have a good financial statement.
36. Here I am. Today I will continue to update the classic lines of Longmen Escort Agency for you.
37. Young people are responsible for killing people, while old people are responsible for teaching and running killer schools. They have all made a fortune in training fees alone.
38. I want a mature, sexy dress that makes people want to throw themselves at each other.
39. It's nothing, just wolves, tigers, silverback gorillas and savages, especially savages. They catch people when they see them, and he doesn't say anything when you ask him, so he keeps shouting there for the sake of the tribe.
4. Oh, my God, it's going to be rich. Who is so defeated? Fifty taels will make a chamber pot.
41. Uncle, I have a best friend who asks you how to get breast enhancement.
42, prodigal women, pay attention to your pronunciation, come, look at my mouth, follow me, prodigal women!
43, drag out, KO 3 times.
44. Never imagined that the' prince' of the enemy country turned out to be my ex-boyfriend, and Ronaldo had a dream.
45. I asked you to put down the escort agency's car. It's public property. If you want to leave, hire another one yourself. I can pay for it for you.
46. African dad, you are a black father.
47. My swill is no ordinary swill. It is the swill that I have carefully prepared and can make pork thinner.
48. In order to pick up girls, they invented language, in order to pick up many girls, they invented lies, and in order to pick up more girls at the same time, they invented words. In order to pass on these girls' experience, they made history, and once they played badly, they blamed it on women and said it was their fault.
49. You change this silver ticket into silver and then cast it into something. What is it that others will never touch when they die, chamber pot? Brother, you are too extravagant.
5. Oh, it's too watery here. Can you relax a little?
51. wu-tang clan's impulsive Taoist priest, the teacher who put out the lights of the Emei Sect, came together to ask for justice, just in your position ... In a rage, both of them became secular, and the children were full moon.
52. If it weren't for our emotional discord, the child would have passed Grade 4.
53. Wanyong Trade Firm, only you can't think of it, and there is nothing you can't buy. Ah baa butterfly, ah baa butterfly!
54. You are so fond of telling the truth about life. You can go to the chicken farm and chat. After chatting, the chicken can lay more eggs.
55, anthomaniac is a disease, you have to cure it, take medicine.
56. It's all right. Even if you are caught, just raise your sword over your head and shout that the equipment is yours, and you will be safe.
57. I haven't bought a house yet, master.
58. It's so hot, you should wear less. Next time you get heatstroke, I'll come and save you!
59. It's all right, Green Orange. In the animal kingdom, being hairy is beautiful. I'll teach you to shave later.
6. You have to hold back for another two years. Now the real estate developers are almost overwhelmed. In a few years, the house will be just like a gift for nothing.
61. Thunder and lightning are on fire, and the river demon in Baota Town!
62. First, he is fashionable, and then he is handsome, but he is not handsome in the country, nor handsome in the stick. He is the kind of handsome who screams when all his daughters see him.
63. Look, you can settle my fare for me. I'm really in trouble. Now this horse can't afford to eat No.95 grass. If he eats No.93, he can't run fast!
64. It's so hot, you should wear less. I'll save you next time you get heatstroke.
65. In our time, tigers really existed in South China. They were real, not painted.
66. Obviously, he is a cultural person, and he has to pretend to be a black she. Obviously, he is a professional expert, and he has to be miserable on the stage. Obviously, he has never set up any enterprise, and he has to give lectures at the station pier and teach management.
67. Let me introduce you to some European horses. What about this European horse? It's very powerful, but it costs a lot of fodder. There is also the Korean horse, which is economical, but it is not resistant to collision. Oh, there are also domestic horses, which can be divided into pure blood and mixed blood. Pure blood is cheap, but its character is not very good. It is easy to get caught.
68. You don't need martial arts to smash a venue, you need professionals.
69. I'm telling you, I have to land on my back first. If I land on my head first and the girl doesn't get laid, I'll let Fukumimi Marin get laid.
7. What I want most is a flying chicken.
71. I have a genetic disease. I can't walk when I see a handsome guy.
72. She can make straw sandals out of bark, and won the paper-cutting competition in Qixia Town No.2 Primary School for five times in a row. Which one of you can do it?
73. Don't blame me if I'm worried about it.
74. What are you doing dressed like this? Are you going to Hengdian?
75. Oh, my God, it's faster than Core II, and it's dual-core.
76. You are really timid and poetic.
77. Pay attention to diet, drink in moderation, don't drink milk indiscriminately, and look for the brand before drinking.
78. Two tigers, two tigers, can't run fast, one has no left leg and the other has no right leg.
79. Give my regards to your doctor!
8. I know a Korean doctor. It only takes one knife to get to the C hood.
81. A man should have a mind and ambition, understand? Shout loudly, yes, you can.
82. If you drink water in the wine, you are afraid that you will hurt your liver. You can not eat it if the food is spoiled. This dish is even more blind without it. We use first-class gutter oil.
expansion: introduction
Longmen Escort Agency is a costume TV series produced by Pony Pentium I film and television culture. Zhang Suzhou is the co-producer, Zhang Ziyang, Wang Maoliang, Zhao Hongmei, Yang Wenhong, Zhong Lifang, Zhang Yibai, Li Li, Ping Li, Tao Sun and Liu Biao are the chief producers, Yaping Zhou and Li Ligong are the chief producers, and Ning Caishen is the screenwriter, Yuan Yongyi, Guo Jingfei, Qian Fang, Li Qian, Zhang Ruihan, Liu Guanlin, Yang Haoyu, Huang Xiaoming and Liu Guanlin.
The drama tells the classic funny scenes performed by a group of young people in the Longmen Escort Company, growing up with the audience through laughter and tears, and was jointly premiered by anhui tv, Dragon TV, Hubei TV and Tianjin TV on July 3th, 213.
The upgraded version of Longmen Escort was launched in September 213 and aired in 214. Like the original version, the upgraded version has 4 episodes, but about 15 episodes are new.
Synopsis
Longmen Escort was once the largest escort agency in Baizhang, Central Plains. Later, with the changes of the times, Longmen Escort Agency declined day by day. Tong Chengchou, the young escort leader of Longmen Escort Agency, received a big escort with huge profits, but he was attacked by a mountain thief in the middle and was completely wiped out. Escort agency has suffered huge claims and is facing bankruptcy. Lu Sanjin, a minor owner of Ping 'an Bank in Beijing, stepped forward, repaid huge debts for the Escort Agency, and acquired the Escort Agency to become a new owner. However, after the acquisition, it was discovered that everyone was muddling along. Sheng Qiuyue, the young mistress of the Escort Agency, saw it in her eyes and was anxious. Because she didn't know how to operate, she couldn't speak in the Escort Agency, and the concept of Sanjin had a serious conflict with the original business ideas, and the contradiction between the Escort Agency was intensified. Just when Sanjin decided to give up, Sheng Qiuyue distributed her shares to everyone, which aroused everyone's confidence in the escort agency. Subsequently, Lu Sanjin personally led a bunch of escort agencies, and revived the escort agencies with practical actions.