A woman walked into the police station and asked the comrade who was doing the household registration, "Comrade, I want to register my child, what should I do?"
A comrade said: " What's your name?"
The woman showed a troubled expression and hesitated to speak.
"What's the problem? Please tell me, maybe we can help." asked the police comrade.
"Well, that's it. I slept with three men that night, one surnamed Gao, one surnamed Li, and one surnamed Chen. I can't figure out whose child it is. What's your last name? What should I do?" the woman said anxiously.
The police comrade said: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, your surname is easy to come up with. I'll help you choose a surname, just 'Guo'."
"Why the surname Guo?" the woman asked in confusion.
The police comrade said: "For the surnamed Gao, take the character 'dot, one, horizontal and one' above, for the surname Li, take the character 'zi' for the bottom, and for the surname Chen, take the character 'left ear', isn't it the same character as Guo? "Yes, all three of them are involved, and no one is angry."
"Well, that makes sense, but what about the first name?" the woman asked.
"Let me give you a word, let's call it 'spring'." Another policeman interrupted.
"Why is it called 'Spring'?" The woman asked again puzzled.
The police comrade said: "Didn't you sleep with three men on the same day? The word 'spring' means three people on the same day."
"Well , It's good, and it fits the scene very well. But can you help me with another word?" The woman said a little too much.
"Okay, help people until the end, and send Buddha to heaven. I'll give you the word 'Hai'." Another policeman who was watching the fun said.
"What does 'sea' mean?" The woman asked again puzzled.
The police comrade said: "The 'sea' is divided into a little bit for each person, which means that every man contributed a little bit that night."
The woman blushed. Said: "The name can fully describe the whole story. I finally explained it clearly. Thank you, the child's name will be 'Guo Chunhai'."