I have no idea in my heart, and I unconsciously look at the footsteps of the two ghosts in front.
The appearance of the cow's head and horse's face is a bit ridiculous, but I don't want to laugh, and I don't want to laugh.
I don't know how long I have been gone, and I don't know how long I will be gone. I didn't ask, so I didn't bother to ask.
I don't know how I got here, and I'm too lazy to think about it. I don't know what to face, and I'm too lazy to take the green exam. I don't even bother to walk, if it weren't for being dragged by a cow's head and horse's face.
"Unfortunately, I met a slacker and didn't even want to walk." Tauren mirth tunnel.
"Yes, speaking of which, this guy is not generally lazy. It seems that we can't expect him to cash our money. " The horse face said helplessly.
Naiheqiaotou
Meng Po growled, "Why don't you drink this soup?"
I gave her a lazy look and replied, "I'm too lazy to drink."
Faint, so dizzy, there are such slackers in this underworld. Meng Po looked around at the falling crowd, unable to think.
Holding hands and feet, Meng Po poured a bowl of Meng Po soup into the lazy man's mouth.
Continue to drag forward, the cow's head and horse's face are already feeling a little tired.
"This slacker, see how I mess with him." The tauren is a little furious.
"I want him to know my interest." Ma Mian's complaint looks like cynicism.
With a wink, the two ghosts gave me a tacit understanding of punching and kicking, and I was too lazy to react or shout pain. Just like this punch fell on other ghosts, I just swung it back and forth with inertia.
After fist fight, the bull's head and horse's face are more tired, but they will continue to drag me forward. But now they have no strength to complain. The only idea is that they don't know.
The judge was in a hurry and kept his pen in his hand. Because in the book of life and death in front of him, the cause of death of this slacker is written impressively: I am too lazy to live.
"Judge, where is this guy going? Send you a message. " The tauren's personality determines his anxiety. Horse face stroked his long face and gasped.
"This, this, otherwise, please go to Yan's head, I really can't write any more." The judge seemed a little inexperienced when he met such a ghost for the first time.
Do you think Yantou can tell? "Asked the horse face thought for a moment.
The judge sighed and said, "It's better than us staring blankly here."
"Yes, many people are in a daze, and it's quite lively." The loud voice of the tauren is also very helpless.
Yan is very angry. He just lost a lot at the mahjong table. He was touching a good hand, but he was pulled into the hall by a bold bull's head.
"Damn it, what's the big deal? I'll solve it. You've all come for nothing." The veins stood out on Yan's forehead, and he was furious.
"What an incompetent brother, you have to give the boss a horse." The judge looked concerned.
The prince had no choice but to calm down first, and then asked, "Come on, what's going on?"
"We just caught a ghost," said the bull's head. "
Horse face went on to say, "He is a slacker."
"I'm too lazy to go," said the bull's head. "
Horse face went on to say, "We dragged it back."
"Even Meng Po's soup is too lazy to drink," said Tauren. "
Horse face went on to say, "We fell."
The judge interjected, "I wanted to sentence you like this, but this slacker died inexplicably when he was alive." The cause of death was that he was too lazy to live. Besides, there is nothing in the book of life and death. I really can't judge whether to sentence him to reincarnation or to hell. "
Yan was a little annoyed and said, "won't you ask him why he is too lazy to live?" "
High, really high, the rock head is really too high. In short, wake up the ghost in the dream, you are our guiding light, and you are us. . . "
"Cut the crap, don't ask, there are still three missing ones, waiting for me to go back."
So, ghosts are busy.
"Say, why are you too lazy to live?" Asked the judge.
However, regardless of interrogation, confession, torture, sexual attraction and inducement, slackers are unmoved.
Later, the four of them coaxed me around for a long time, so they danced four cygnets together. Then I said lazily, "It's all because the woman I love most in my life ignores me, which makes me lose interest, bored and too lazy to continue living."
The four ghosts are gaping.
"Ask the grave, what is love? Just ask a person to commit himself as if he were dead." The judge said.
"His love for that woman touched me deeply." Niutou road
"I really don't see that you are still a sentient and righteous slacker." Yan said with emotion.
Ma Mian just wanted to say a few words. Suddenly, he remembered something and said, "No, didn't you just drink Meng Po's soup?"? How can you remember the past? I watched Meng Po pour the soup into your mouth. "
I said impatiently, "I'm too lazy to swallow."