How can you just sit there? My son is dying
house: if I eat standing up, I spill.
If I eat standing up, I will spill it.
Luke: Is this a good hospital?
is this hospital good?
house: depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.
It depends on your definition of a good hospital. I like the chairs here.
Dr. Foreman: isn't treating patients why we become doctors?
isn't treating patients the reason why we become doctors?
house: no, treating illnesses is why we become doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
No, treating diseases is the reason why we become doctors. Treating patients is the root of doctors' pain.
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
I love my wife
house: you definitely love saying it.
Of course, you like to say that.
The patient said that he could talk to God, and then house said that his problem should be in his head.
chase said that this is just religious belief.
House: You talk to God, you're religionary. God talks to you, you're psychosomatic.
You talk to God, which is faith, and God talks to you, which is mental illness.
house: but I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person's estrogen level to increase dramatically.
I have a theory that there is a drug that will greatly increase the estrogen level in patients after taking it.
Bill: What is it?
what's that?
house: it's called ... estrogen.
We call it ... estrogen
Dr. Forman: ten-year olds do not have heart attacks. It's got to be a mistake.
A 1-year-old child will not get heart disease. There must be something wrong
house: right. The simple explanation is she's a 4-year old lying about her age. Maybe an action trying to hang on.
That's right. The simplest answer is that she lied about her age, Actually, she is forty years old. Maybe she is an actress.
One patient is an ambitious black senator.
House: You're not going to be president, that way-they don't call it the white house because of the paint. Job
You can't be president in any case. The White House is called White House not only because it is painted white.
House: people don't want a sick doctor.
People don't like sick doctors.
Dr. Wilson: That's fair enough, T like healthy patients.
That's fair. I don't like healthy patients either.
Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.
Cameron, are you free?
Dr. Cameron: What’s up?
yes?
Dr. foreman: When you break into a house, its always better to have a white chick with you.
When you break into the house, It's safer to have a white woman with you.
House: What would you prefer-a doctor who holds your hand while you die or who ignores you while you get better? I guess it would be granular enough to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
What kind of doctor do you prefer-a doctor who will be with you when you die or a doctor who will ignore you when you get better? I guess what you hate most is not talking to your doctor when you are dying.
House: Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, They can't yell at you.
Another reason why I don't like seeing patients is that if they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.
Dr. Wilson: You will lie, Cheat and steal to get what you want, but you're reluctant of kissing a little ass?
in order to get the result you want, you can cheat and do whatever you want. Why can't you kiss up a little?
house: well, we all have our limitations.
Well, people always have shortcomings.
House: No, There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a great wall of China with armed sentries posted every 2' between love and hate.
Love and hate are not. There is only a thin line between love and hate. There is a great wall of China with ten steps and one hill and five steps and one whistle.
House: lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Raise your arm, there is a parasite in you.
Jill: like a tapeworm or something?
you mean things like tapeworms?
house: lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Lift up your sweater, lie down and put your hands down
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
can you get rid of it?
house: only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
In most states, it is illegal to remove this parasite which is over one month old.
Jill: Illegal?
illegal?
House: Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, Arrange play dates with other parasites ...
Don't worry, many women will like their parasites, name them, dress them, Let it play with other parasites.
Jill: playdates …
House: (Showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.
Its eyes are like yours (this lady is pregnant).
Dr. House: The most successful marriages are based on lies. You're off to a great start.
Successful marriages are all based on lies. You've made a good start.
Dr. Wilson: I'm still amazed you're in the same room as a patient
What a surprise. I can't believe you're still in the same room with the patient.
House: people don't both me until they get teeth.
I'm not afraid of a little guy with no teeth.
House: it turns out your best judgment is not good enough. Here's an idea-next time, use mine
It turns out that your most sure diagnosis is still not good enough, so let's try my idea next time.
house: as long as you're trying to be good, You can do whatever you want.
As long as you try your best, it means you can do anything you want.
Dr. Wilson: and as long as you' re not trying, You can say whatever you want.
As long as you don't try your best, you can say anything you want.
House: so between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!
So the two of us together will do anything and say anything, and we can rule the world together!
House: You told me you had not changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?
were you lying when you told me that you didn't change your diet?
Samantha: Lying?
lying?
House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?
Does your husband have high blood pressure?
Samantha: My husband?
my husband?
house: yeah, see, if you're going to repeat everything I say, this conversation's going to take twice as long.
Well, you see, if you repeat everything I say, This conversation will take twice as long.
house: so what's her name and when do I get to meet her?
what's her name and when can I see her? (questioning Wilson's date)
Dr. Wilson: There's nobody! Give it up!
stop guessing, there is no such thing
house: your lips say no, but your shoes say yes.
You say no, But your shoes tell the truth (WILSON has a beautiful new pair of shoes)
Dr. Wilson: they're French. You can't trust a word they say.
They are French goods, and you can't believe a word the French say.
Dr. Foreman: Why are you ridi.