1. "Hot-Blooded Chang'an"
Samodoro: "Just do whatever you have to do. I can get money for handling cases with your boss, but I can't get anything for you."
Satsuma looks like this, he is afraid that he has received the true biography of the shopkeeper.
2. "Brilliant Spring, Pig Bajie"
The daughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea advised the little dragon girl: "My brother is the prince, after you marry him, you will become the queen mother?"
Hearing this sentence, a mouthful of salt soda was sprayed on the TV. What is the logic?
3. "Charlotte's Troubles"
My father's name is Ma Dong. He disappeared as soon as I landed, so my name is "Ma Dongmei".
When it comes to the explanation of the name, I have to obey Ma Dongmei.
4. "Across the Ocean to See You"
"Get out of here too"
"Can you speak politely?"
"Please get out of here"
As expected, Chinese culture is profound and profound, and the culture of Chinese characters is even more unfathomable.
5. "The Shameful Iron Fist"
Brother, are you looking at the house? Along the subway, prime location; five-meter high, super large space; luxurious decoration, move in with your bags, buy a living room I won't give you a discount if you send it to the balcony.
Senior brother, after 30 years of separation, have you ever thought that I am still as beautiful as a flower?
6. "The Richest Man in Xihong City"
My grandfather told me something when I was a child, to do things with certainty. I have never heard my grandfather's words. .
Everyone should have watched the TV series "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower". This drama was very popular back then, and it even made Zheng Shuang, who played the female lead, and Zhang Han, who played the male lead, popular. After the drama ended, Zhang Han and Zhang Shuang also announced their relationship, but in the end they still did not make it to the end. Although this show is very popular, there are also many classic lines in it that are very funny. In this scene, Duan Mulei, played by Yu Haoming, was playing the violin on the rooftop, and Zheng Shuang was listening to MP3, so the following dialogue occurred. Duan Mulei said to Zheng Shuang, did it hurt his eyes? What the hell is it that's so noisy that it hurts your eyes? Shouldn't it be noisy to the ears? It's really funny.
The following funny lines were in "The Legend of Heaven and the Dragon Slayer", starring Su Youpeng and Alyssa Chia. At that time, Granny Jinhua said this to the Golden Retriever Lion King: Brother Xie, I I've never said thank you in my life, it's really a slap in the face. If you haven’t said thank you, then you are still called Brother Xie!
The following drama is an anti-Japanese drama. The actor in the drama said that his grandfather was killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old. Killed, this mistake is really too low-level. Your grandfather died when he was nine years old, so how were you born?
This funny line is also from an anti-war drama. The actress in the drama said that she would use stones to blow down the plane. Why are you so powerful? If you can use stones to blow down the plane, then you need to use a cannon. What are you doing? It really makes people laugh out loud.