Clinical joint investigation and cross-examination

Couplets, also known as antithesis, door-to-door, spring stickers, Spring Festival couplets, couplets and so on. It is a antithesis written on paper, cloth or carved on bamboo, wood and columns. The following is my collection of clinic couplets and horizontal comments, I hope you like them.

respiratory department

The first part: phlegm in the throat, dry singing and wet singing together

Bottom link: upper lung inflammation, pus, phlegm, blood and phlegm.

Horizontal criticism: dyspnea

thoracic operation

The first part: it is not necessarily heartless to dig out your heart.

The second part: draw blood, which makes me refreshed.

Horizontal criticism: people outside the chest are in charge of things inside the chest.

orthopedics

The first part: non-carpenter, non-stonemason, saw a hammer at a time.

Part II: Is it a doctor? Is it a robber? Always tie your hands and feet.

Horizontal comment: knives and axes are affectionate.

neurology

Part one: crazy, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Part II: Confused paralysis, flaccid intracranial hemorrhage

Horizontal criticism: stay awake

general surgery

The first part: People who often ask about diet are rectal people.

Bottom line: always keep warm and cold, without any false (a) equipment (shape)

Horizontal criticism: bullshit, no infectious diseases department

I am always afraid of communication and trouble.

Bottom line: Still isolated and at ease.

Horizontal approval: talk to you another day

urology department

Part 1: Two pipes can lead to the sky or the water.

Bottom line: One knife exposes the root of life.

Horizontal criticism: Dayu's achievements

Anesthesiology discipline

Part one: A needle can numb hands and feet.

Bottom line: Take a breath and you'll be unconscious immediately.

Horizontal criticism: as long as it doesn't hurt.

Digestive Department

Part I: Austrian nail cyanide can be used to make acid.

Bottom link: gastric antrum ball is easy to ulcer.

Horizontal batch: the right medicine

cardiovascular internal medicine

The first part: the people who handle things have seven hearts and eight minds and are exquisite.

Bottom line: being a man can be calm and don't think too much.

Horizontal batch: is there medicine for heart disease?

Digestive Department

Part I: Austrian nail cyanide can be used to make acid.

Bottom link: gastric antrum ball is easy to ulcer.

Horizontal batch: the right medicine

paediatrics

The first part: a cry, two troubles and three heats, the villain tripped over the adults.

Downward: seven floors and eight floors, the extra bed exceeds the main bed.

Horizontal criticism: just too busy

oncology department

The first part: Life is ups and downs, and it is common for heroes to cry.

Bottom line: there is no dispute in the world, and doctors have feelings.

Horizontal Criticism: Has Man Conquered Nature?

hematology

The first part: anemia leads to losses, and one red, two white and three small boards lose money. The whole system is simplified.

Bottom line: Check for fever, seven blood, eight urine and nine bone marrow, and the result is a cold.

Horizontal criticism: joking

endocrinology department

Part I: There is sugar in urine, not waste, but diabetes.

Bottom line: there is a god in the eyes, not beautiful but hyperthyroidism.

Horizontal criticism: just these two diseases

Hepatobiliary department

Part one: Take care of your hero, you will be discouraged when you get here.

The second part: advise men, women and children not to be bad.

Horizontal batch: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

brain surgery

The first part: open the brain to draw blood. Only a headache can be easily cured.

Bottom line: follow the ditch and manage the nerves. Only the brain is the hardest to guess.

Horizontal batch: open it and have a look

Ophthalmology and otolaryngology

The first part: blazing with anger, who is good at observing birth, aging, illness and death.

Bottom line: two ears are downwind, and you often hear about right and wrong.

Horizontal batch: it must be clear.

Gynecology and obstetrics

The first part: 10 will be born in October. I hope the mother and son are safe.

Bottom line: one person goes in and two people come out, but it depends on the woman's means.

Horizontal batch: safe size

Traditional Chinese Medicine

The first part: Ask western European countries who know how to dispel cold and relieve exterior syndrome.

Bottom line: Poor Oriental magic, only tonifying kidney and strengthening yang.

Horizontal batch: It is no longer a treasure.