You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten? Answer:
Fool
2 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? Answer:
The last child took the basin away
3 Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? Answer:
Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
4 In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? Answer:
Barber
5 Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:
Lao Wang is a barber
6 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? Answer:
This is the wrong word
7 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? Answer:
Xiaohua in the Mirror
8 What is the use of egg shells? Answer:
Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.
9 What is something that you don’t have to fight hard to hit? Answer:
Yawn
10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.
What is this doing? Answer:
Dreaming
11 What should everyone do seriously every day? Answer:
Sleep
12 Who always Don't dare to take a bath Answer:
Clay figurine
13 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student. Why answer:
Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student
14 What kind of car is difficult to move? Answer:
Windmill
15 Which month has 28 days? Answer:
Every month has 28 days
16 Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:
It’s not as comfortable as bed
17 What kind of wine can’t you drink? Answer:
Iodine
18 What kind of eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, and even eaten? Answer:
The zero egg obtained in the exam is "0"
19 What can you hit without exerting effort? Answer:
Doze
20 The train takes 6 hours from Beijing to Shanghai. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be? Answer:
On the track
21 When will the clock stop running? Answer:
The clock will never run in the first place
22 Bookstore What books can’t be bought here? Answer:
Suicide note
23 What is the narrowest road? Answer:
The road between enemies is narrow
24 What cannot eat? Answer:
"East-West" direction
25 A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:
The plane is parked on the ground
26 What flower blooms all year round? Answer:
Plastic flower
27 Which English letters do most people like to hear? Answer:
CD
28 Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? Answer:
Blind people
29 Xiao Ming knows the answers to the test paper, so why does he still look at his classmates' answers frequently? Answer:
Xiao Ming is the teacher
30 Why can't he break the egg with a hammer? Answer:
Of course the hammer will not break.
Who can easily knock down a boxing champion? Answer:
Sleepy
32 What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know? Answer:
The soles are broken
33 A man is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why? Answer:
He is Walking backwards
34 A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer:
The truck driver was not driving at the time
35 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer:
Open your eyes
36 Can you write a red letter with a blue pen? Answer:
What’s so difficult about writing a “red” letter
37 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate? Answer:
The spare tire
38 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer:
Confucius’ disciples are on the left and Mencius’ disciples are on top
39 Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school? Answer:
From the first to the third year of junior high school, you can study one lesson in two days, which is not bad!
40 How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? Answer:
One.
Because after eating one, you are no longer hungry
41 When Columbus set foot on the New World, what did he do next? Answer:
Step on the other foot
42 The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer:
The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes.
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43 The plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured? Answer:
All died
44 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer:
It is flat
45 What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:
Safety island on the road
46 Put a chicken Put it in the refrigerator at the same time as a goose. Why does the chicken die but the goose does not? Answer:
Penguin
47 Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is there) (watching), then the police came, and all four people ran away, but the police caught another person in the house. Why? Answer:
Four people were playing a game called "Mahjong" in the house. The police caught him
48 Who is the King of Beasts? Answer:
The Director of the Zoo
49 What can be used to unlock all the secrets? Riddle? Answer:
Answer
50 What kind of people will appear after death? Answer:
People in the movie
51 Who is the person who likes to inquire about other people’s affairs? Answer:
Reporters
52 Whose voice carries the farthest? Answer:
The one who speaks on the phone? People
53 The manufacturing date and expiration date of something are the same? Answer:
Daily
54 Xiaomi spent the entire night reading history textbooks. But the next day, her mother still scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer:
She used the history textbook as a pillow to sleep.
55 Can the sky be covered with leaves? Answer:
Just cover your eyes with leaves
56 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, backs up and turns right, ask the cow Where is the tail facing? Answer:
Towards the ground
57 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? wenwen Answer:
Afraid of biting their own hands
58 Divide 8 in half, what is the answer:
0
59 What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? Answer:
Playing internationally Long-distance calls
60 What makes people laugh or cry? Answer:
What if the ID card is dropped? Answer:
Pick it up
62 A man was walking on a single-plank bridge. A tiger came in front of him and a bear came behind him. How did this man get across? Answer:
Fainted
63 There were two people in prison. A prisoner, all the prisoners escaped one night, but the guard opened the cell door the next day and saw that there was another prisoner inside? Answer:
The name of the escaped prisoner was "Quan Quan"
64 Xiao Ming’s mother has three sons. The eldest only son is called Da Ming, and the second son is called Er Ming. What is the name of the third son? Answer:
Of course Xiao Ming
65 Why does a cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer:
Running to catch mice
66 What does the elephant’s left ear look like? Answer:
Right ear
67 What should you do if a needle falls into the sea? Answer:
Buy another one
68 There was a man walking on the beach, but he couldn’t see his footprints when he looked back. Why? Answer:
Because he walked backwards
69 It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? ? Answer:
Isn’t two and a half hours one hour?
70 The manager can’t cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is it? Answer:
Fired
71 Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to 1
4 floors, and then walk up the stairs. Why? Answer:
Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor
72 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult’s son, but the adult You are not the father of the child. Why? Answer:
Because they have a mother-son relationship
73 What word is common all over the world? Answer:
Arabic numerals
74 A big, thick and wide book is placed in front of a person. He wants to step over it, but he can't. You know this is What's the reason? Answer:
Because the book is placed in the corner
75 What is the secret of longevity? Answer:
Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing
76 When is the moon seen at its largest? Answer:
When we landed on the moon
77 Who only works one day a year? Answer:
Santa Claus
78 What is it better to turn a blind eye to? Answer:
Shooting
79 Why do newborn children only have one left eye? Answer:
People inherently have only one left eye
80 Which tooth will erupt last? Answer:
Dentures
81 There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldn't open the door. How did he get out? Answer:
Open the door
82 Lan Lan is not sick, but her mouth opened and closed all night? Answer:
She eats melon seeds
83 What is the best at cheating? Answer:
Magician
84 Is there a box with two sides? Answer:
Yes! Inside and outside
85 Iron will rust if left outside in the open air, but what about gold? Answer:
It will be stolen
86 If you throw an egg at a stone, why doesn’t the egg break? Answer:
If you hold an egg in your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break?
87 How many words are there in the "Xinhua Dictionary"? Answer:
Four
88 What is the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer:
One underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside
89 Who has the worst heart? Answer:
People with gastroenteritis.
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90 The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored to eat the strawberries. But my mother said why there are no strawberries at home. Answer:
The guest only sent a painting
What kind of grandpa is this grandpa I have never seen before? Answer:
God
92 2 pairs of father and son went hunting. Each of them got a wild duck, but there were only 3 ducks in total. Why? Answer:
3 grandparents
93 A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say: "Stay away from me?" What disease did the patient have? Answer:
Cross-eyed
94 What is green when uneaten, red when eaten, and black when spit out? Answer:
Watermelon
95 Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer:
Because: People sleep later than the sun!
96 A wolf got into the sheepfold and wanted to eat the sheep, but why did it not eat the sheep? Answer:
Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
97 Some are sold and some are not bought. A lot of them are sold every day. Answer:
Threshold
98 Which boat is the safest? Answer:
A boat parked on the beach
99 There is a group of boats on the hillside Sheep, here comes a flock of sheep.
How many flocks of sheep are there in a ***? Answer:
It’s still a group of people!
100 If you want to turn your dream into reality, what should be the first step? Answer:
Get up.
101 What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda? Answer:
No color photos
102 It was raining and everyone was in a hurry to go home, but one person was walking slowly (he did not hold an umbrella) Someone asked Why didn't he go home quickly? He said something that made the man faint. What did he say? Answer:
"What's the hurry? Is there rain ahead?"
103 The boss never knows how to cook, but he cooks the same dish every day. What dish is this? Answer:
"Fired"
104 What is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? Answer:
When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that there was no money in my bag
105 The elder brother bought 3 bags of rice, and the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice. After returning home, they put the rice Put it in a big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer:
1 bag of rice
106 Xiao Ming scored 100 points, why did he cry? Answer:
He himself got a big zero.
107 Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. When he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly, but why did he turn a blind eye? Answer:
He is aiming at the enemy~
108 Why did Tongtong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? Answer:
Zhuang Zhuang It's a sheep
109 There is something that will fall when it rises and rise at the same time. What is this? Answer:
Seesaw
110 You have to start from scratch when doing something. Answer:
Shave your head
111 There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? Answer:
A rooster cannot lay eggs
112 What is something that Hercules can never lift? Answer:
himself
113 Why frogs jump higher than trees Answer:
Trees can’t jump
114 Who is a half-hearted person? Answer:
A person with many hearts, because that person has three hearts.
115 An 80 cm long red crab and a 30 cm long black crab compete in a running race. Who will win? Answer:
Black crab. Because red crabs are cooked.
116 A marshal is one level higher than a general. When are marshals and generals equal? Answer:
Playing chess
117 What won’t get wet if it falls into water? Answer:
Shadow.
118 Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had a car accident. When the police arrived, they found a dead person in the car. Xiao Wang did say that he didn't care about him. Why? Answer:
Xiao Wang drives a hearse
119 What animal stays up late every day? Answer:
Panda, he suffered so much that the circles under his eyes were black.
120 One piglet sells for 200 yuan, but why can two piglets sell for tens of thousands of yuan? Answer:
Because piglets with two heads are really rare.
A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, and a cabbage. I want to transport three things to the other side of the river. Which two should I send first? Answer:
Send the dog and cabbage first
122 Who likes to be told to go away? Answer:
People in prison
123 What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? Answer:
Force
124 Why do people like to climb up? Answer:
Because humans are transformed from monkeys.
125 How does the elephant’s long trunk grow? Answer:
Present at birth.
126 A ship can hold up to 50 people. Now there are 49 people on it. Another person comes, but the ship sinks. Why? Answer:
Because it is a submarine
127 There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which one should be lit first? Answer:
Match
128 The elephant in the zoo died, why did the administrator cry so hard? Answer:
Because he thought of digging such a big hole, You may die from exhaustion.
129 Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? Answer:
They have all become humans.
130 Xiao Ming keeps talking all day long, why didn’t he say a word today? Answer:
Because he went to a foreign country.
131 Why do the newly bought socks have two holes? Answer:
How else to wear it
132 Xiaodong slept in class, but the teacher didn’t tell him, why? Answer:
The teacher didn’t see it
133 Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? Answer:
The nickname of a cricket
134 Which thief can be immediately sentenced to death after being caught? Answer:
Squid
135 A caterpillar (eight legs) walked on a pile of cow dung, but when it went to the ground, it found that there were only six footprints. Why? Answer:
The cow dung smells so bad that I pinched my nose with my feet
136 Why do the geese fly south? Answer:
I thought it was too slow, so I flew
137 There is a bridge that can only carry 70 kilograms. A person weighs 65 kilograms. He has to carry two weights respectively. A 2.6 kilogram ball crossed the bridge. He took the two balls across the bridge without borrowing anything. How did he get there? Answer:
Throw up one ball and wait for it to fall. A throwaway.
138 Dad usually washes the dishes during dinner, but why didn’t dad wash the dishes after dinner today? Answer:
Today’s meal in the restaurant
139 A caterpillar wants to cross a river. There is no bridge in front of it. The answer to asking how it crosses:
Turns into a butterfly and flies over
140 What animal did you kill and bleed your blood? Answer:
Mosquito
141 A rusty embroidery needle was thrown into the Yunnan Sea at 7:07:7 on July 7, when the moon was in the sky. What reaction will occur? Answer:
Falled to the bottom of the sea
142 Why can't plaster be applied to injured tendons? Answer:
Nervous.
143 A wonderful relationship On the slope, there are two people pushing a cart.
A man walked towards me and asked the man in front: "Is the man in the back your son?" The man said: "Yes!" He asked the man in the back again: "Is the man in the back your father? ?” He said: “No!” What is the relationship? Answer:
Mother-child relationship
144 What was broken that everyone applauded? Answer:
World Record
145 A man fell into the sea, why was his hair not wet? Answer:
Because he is bald
146 What don’t people want? Answer:
Sickness.
147 There were ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answer:
Ostrich
148 What is the largest shadow you can see every day? Answer:
Dark night, the shadow of the earth
149 If the building blocks fall down, they need to be rebuilt. What if the house falls down? Answer:
Escape for your life
150 Why do bears sleep for so long during hibernation? Answer:
Because no one dares to wake it up
There is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass through this small hole smoothly. Hole, so what kind of object is it? Answer:
The answer is water. Have you just arrived?
152 Xiao Ming jumped from the sixth floor, why was he not injured yet? Answer:
He turned around and jumped into the room.
153 During class, the teacher asked the students: "What is the earth without humans and animals living in it?" Nickname quickly answered correctly. Do you know what his answer is? Answer:
Globe
154 Where is Angora rabbit fur abundant? Answer:
On Angora rabbit
155 Why do goldfish always look silly? Answer:
It has water in its head.
156 An old man wants to cross a bridge. There is a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him. What should the old man do? Answer:
Fainted
157 What is the relationship between your grandfather’s son’s father, mother, aunt, aunt, uncle, and uncle, and you? Answer:
Relatives!
158 A rectangular box has 8 corners and 8 sides. If this rectangular box is cut from the middle, how many corners and sides are left? Answer:
There are 8 corners and 8 sides!
159 Dongdong, who is in first grade, has never studied foreign languages, so why can he write foreign characters? Answer:
He wrote in Arabic numerals.
160 Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful? Answer:
Black chicken. Because black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs!
161 Why does the teacher know that Xiaobao’s father is left-handed as soon as he sees him? Answer:
Because there are five marks on his right cheek.
162 You killed an animal, why did it bleed your own blood? Answer:
Because you killed a mosquito that was sucking your own blood
163 There is something that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. What is this thing?
Answer:
My right hand
164 The mantis invited the centipede and the gecko to his home as guests. While cooking, he found that the soy sauce was gone. The centipede volunteered to go out to buy it, but it took a long time. What happened? Answer:
After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door putting on shoes
165 Who doesn’t wash their hair again? Answer:
Monk
166 When there is a swimming competition between a dog and a frog, the frog usually swims faster. Why did the dog win in a competition? Answer:
Because the rules of the competition at that time were that dog paddles were allowed but breaststroke was not allowed!
167 There was a duck egg hidden in Xiaowei’s schoolbag. Why didn’t he take it out and give it to his mother for cooking? Answer:
That is the "big duck egg" on the test paper
168 Why do people have to close their eyes when they are dead? Answer:
Because keeping your eyes open will scare people to death !
169 Why do the Mafia like to wear white gloves? Answer:
Because the hands are too dark
170 There are several words in the national anthem:
Two
171 What will happen if a piece of natural black marble is thrown into the Pacific Ocean on January 1st? Answer:
The marble sinks? Pacific Ocean
172 There are 5 little ants. Each little ant says there is one little ant behind it. Why? Answer:
There is a little ant lying
173 Why don’t cows eat grass? Answer:
Snails
174 The teacher said: “There are 106 bones in our body”, but Xiao Ming said: “He "There are 107 bones in the body", why is this? Answer:
Because Xiao Ming accidentally ate a fish bone.
175 What book has no author and no one can read it? Got it? Answer:
Of course it’s the Bible!
176 On which day of the year does a person sleep the longest? Answer:
The last day of the year? One day, because he crossed over to the second year
177 There are "qi" monkeys on the tree, "yi" monkeys on the ground, how many monkeys are there? Answer:
Two monkeys.
178 Where is the place for asking for trouble? Answer:
Pharmacy
179 There are two prisoners in a cell, one of them The man who committed theft was imprisoned for one year, but the other man who was a robber and murderer was only imprisoned for two weeks. Why?
The robber and murderer was taken out and shot
180 How can you do that? Put your left hand entirely into your right trouser pocket, and at the same time put your right hand entirely into your left trouser pocket? Answer:
Put your pants on backwards
5 chickens lay 5 eggs in 5 days. How many chickens are needed to produce 100 eggs in 100 days? Answer:
It still only requires 5 chickens
182 What? The more you cut, the bigger it gets? Answer:
Hole
183 What is the net made of? Answer:
It is made of holes. p>
184 What to do if the homework is not completed? Answer:
Ask the teacher, the teacher left the homework.
185 The ritual priest has presided over various ceremonies. , but there is one thing that he cannot preside over. What is it?
My own funeral. 186 In a closely monitored exam, two students handed over. I took the exact same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? Answer:
They all turned in blank papers.
187 Eating Grass A circle with a diameter of ten meters is drawn on the grass, with a cow inside, and a wooden stake inserted in the center of the circle.
A cow is tied to a five-meter-long rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, can the cow eat the grass outside the pen? Answer:
Yes, because the question does not say that the cow was tied to the stake.
188 Do you know why fish only live in water and not on land? Answer:
There are cats on the land
189 There are two coins, they are five cents, one of them is not five cents, which two coins are they? Answer:
It’s five cents and five cents. Of course, five cents is not five cents!
190 Do you know whether porridge or sesame seed cakes are more expensive? Answer:
Porridge. Things are rare and valuable
191 When is the best time to pick apples? Answer:
When the apples are ripe
192 There is a man with five apples in his pocket Yuan, if you drop five yuan, what is left in your pocket? Answer:
A hole
193 Which fish’s belly floats to the surface? Answer:
Dead fish
194 Xiao Ming is 12 years old this year. Why has he only celebrated three birthdays? Answer:
Birthday is February 29th
195 An elephant died in a zoo. Why did the keeper cry over it? Answer:
Because he wants to dig a big hole for the elephant.
196 Xiao Ming eats a master every day, is he a monster? Answer:
Eat Master Kong!
197 Xiao Wang brushed his mouth all morning, Why do others still say he has bad breath? Answer:
Because Xiao Wang loves to curse, so others say he has bad breath
198 Xiao Li threw an egg more than 2 meters away and it still didn’t break. ,Why? Answer:
Because the egg had not hit the ground when it was thrown more than 2 meters away.
199 Two people went to Lujian and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them wakes up and wakes up the other. Ask about the stars you see in the sky. What comes to mind? Answer:
The tent was stolen.
200 A long stick (don’t break it), how can you make it shorter? Answer:
If you compare it with a longer stick, it will be shorter. Did you?
201 Why did I see the flash first and then hear the thunder. Answer:
Because the eyes are in the front
202 Which road do people dare not take the most? Answer:
Dead end
203 Who is it? Dare to do anything wrong on the emperor's head? Answer:
Barber
204 What kind of official does not pay wages, but has to give money to others and have a smiling face? Answer:
Groom Officer
205 How much soil is in a dug pit that is 6 meters long, 7 meters wide and 8 meters high? Answer:
It has been dug, so there is no soil!
206 Which village is the largest in China? Answer:
Shijiazhuang
207 Where can a horse walk without legs? Answer:
On the chessboard
208 How did the President of the United States enter the palace? Answer:
Enter through the gate
209 A The number after removing the first digit is 13, and removing the last digit is 40. What is this number? Answer:
Forty-three
210 We all know that putting an elephant in the refrigerator Three steps: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Put the elephant in; 3. Close the refrigerator door. So, what steps would you take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator? Answer:
Four steps: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Take out the elephant; 3. Put the giraffe in; 4. Close the refrigerator door.
One day, Lao Zhang went to the market to buy chicks. He walked around for a long time and bought 10 roosters and 10 hens. On the way home, he didn’t know what he was thinking and hurried to the market to buy them. 5 roosters and 5 hens why? Answer:
Hey Xiaomi
212 What kind of nails are the scariest? Answer:
A thorn in the side.
213 Jack is the fastest runner, why does his superior still criticize him. Answer:
Escape
214 There is no difference between the poor and the rich. ? Answer:
Bathroom
215 Xiaofen said to Xiaofang: "The day after tomorrow is my birthday, the day after tomorrow is my birthday, please come to my birthday. Yes. "When should Xiaofang make the appointment? Answer:
I have an appointment tomorrow.
216 A person feels that the earth is moving. Why? Answer:
He was drunk.
217 Once upon a time, there were three people, one was a hunchback, one was shaking his head, and the other was lame. One day, the three of them were crossing a bridge. This one would not let the hunchback, the wakling, and the lame. The disease is not allowed to pass, so you help them find a way to let them pass. Answer:
Luo Guo first placed a cricket, then Luo Guo said the cricket, shook his head and said: "Where is it? Where is it?" Finally, the lame said: "Where is this? Where is this?"
218 Who likes it raining every day? Answer:
Umbrella manufacturer
219 Which bridge cannot be driven on or walked on? Answer:
Zheng Banqiao
220 Some people say that 'eating fish can prevent myopia', why? Answer:
Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses?
221 A pair of shoes sells for 16 yuan, how much does one shoe cost? Answer:
Not for sale.
222 What animal does a pug look most like without its tail? What should I do before going to bed? Answer:
Pug Close your eyes
223 Xiaohua’s grandfather has 7 sons, and each son has a sister. May I ask: How many children does Xiaohua’s grandfather have? Answer:
8, the daughter is the youngest.
224 A 5-yuan and a 50-yuan bill fell on the ground. Which one would you pick up? Answer:
Pick up both
225 Why doesn’t the general go out of the city to fight? Answer:
Playing chess.
226 Who has the strongest head in the world? Answer:
Locomotive
227 What is the most satisfying thing? Answer:
Socks
228 There is a cute panda in the zoo. Why don’t people dare to pick it up? Answer:
The paint is not dry
229 There was a swimming competition between a frog and a dog. Why did the dog win? Answer:
Because they compete in dog paddle swimming.
What is the top of 230 days? Answer:
It is "one"
231 Cows are milked every day, and they still have milk. Why is this answer:
Just feed them with grass
232 What kind of dog is wet? Answer:
Reservoir Dogs.
233 What is the best way to prevent the bamboo basket from emptying out? Answer:
Tibing.
234 Two mouths are Lu and three mouths are pin. So what are the words for four mouths and five mouths respectively? Answer:
Tian, ??Wu
235 Xiao Ming came home from school and said to his mother: "There is a place at home where I can sit wherever I want, but you can't." Do you know what this is? place? Answer:
On mother’s knee
Every person has one, and there are only 12 of the 1.2 billion people in the country. What is this thing? Answer:
12 zodiac signs
237 The turtle dreamed that he won a hundred yuan jackpot. When he woke up, his dream came true. What should he do next? Answer:
Sleep again
238 A businessman went bankrupt and half of his friends no longer recognized him. Why? Answer:
Because half of his friends don’t know that he is bankrupt.
239 The elephant in the zoo has the longest trunk, so who has the second longest trunk? Answer:
Little Elephant
240 The strongest lock, what are you most afraid of? Answer:
Key
What can travel around and change the world? Answer:
Wind
242 Xiao Ming’s mother asked Xiao Ming to buy the egg without it. What kind of chicken eggs should Xiao Ming buy? Answer:
Duck eggs
243 A person has three hairs, why did he pull out the middle one? Answer:
Because he wants to "score".
244 Xiaogang is terrible at singing, why does the audience keep applauding? Answer:
The audience is swatting mosquitoes.
245 Why does it take ten doctors to extract a tooth? Answer:
Because the one who pulled out the teeth was an elephant.
246 What gun can only scare people away but not kill them? Answer:
Competition gun
247 It only took Grandma Wang one day to sweep from Guangzhou to Beijing. How did she do it? Answer:
She scanned it on the train.
248 A dog wanted to cross the Sahara Desert. It prepared enough dry food and water, but in the end it died in the desert. Why? Answer:
Because there are no telephone poles in the desert (he died of peeing)
249 There were 5 caves in front of a tiger, and there was a sheep in each cave. Why did it enter? The second cave? Answer:
It can enter whichever cave it wants.
250 ??What is Zhang Fei’s mother’s surname? Answer:
The surname is Wu (Answer: Nothing happens)
251 11 2=1? Right? Answer:
Yes! 11 points and 2 It’s 1 o’clock!
252 Which soup is the most “fresh”? Answer:
"Fish" broth and "Sheep" broth.
253 Why do two male tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer:
Because no one dares to break up the fight.
254 What road cannot be walked. Answer:
Circuits
255 Why does the sun always get up earlier than people? Answer:
Because people always go to bed later than the sun.
256 There is a thing that will have a beard when it matures. What is this? Answer:
Corn
257 When a writer writes a novel, he usually starts from where. Answer:
Pen tip
258 One day, two people were walking on the road. One said: "Look, there is a car in front of you." The other said: "There is no car." Why? ? Answer:
Coal Cart
259 Xiao Ming is very smart, why can’t she even tell the difference between east, west and north? Answer:
Because her eyes were blindfolded.
260 This thing can be used by others, and you can also use it, but it belongs to you. What is it? Answer:
Name
261 Which newspaper only prints one copy? Answer:
Telegraph
262 Who fights with people every day? Answer:
Boxer.
263 The shipyard boss is the most What are you afraid of? Answer:
There is no water on the earth.
264 Xiao Ming wanted to draw a circle with a pen, and asked him where to start? Answer:
Pen nib
That’s enough