A joke that makes people laugh?

One day, the two ant brothers were scratched into a girl's skirt. At night, the two ant brothers decided to spend the night here. The ant brother said, "I'm young, I want to sleep in a cave." Brother Ant said, "Then I will sleep in the forest outside the cave." Early the next morning, Brother Ant said, "I was really unlucky last night. A big snake chased me and spit at me." Brother Ant jumped up and said, "I'm so unlucky. Two big rocks kept hitting me last night."

A man saw a big sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food." 00 "We have a rule, you must prove that you have a dog." 00 "Where is such a rule?" "This is what discounted goods are like." 00 Man and salesperson After grinding for a long time, the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson. The man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat over to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.

"One day, I was watching a VCD, and my mother came in with a book. Mom: 'What does "I don't know." mean?' I said: 'I don't know.' Mom: 'Send it. How many years have you been in college, how come you don’t know anything?!’ I said: ‘No! It’s just “I don’t know”!’ My mother: ‘You talk back!’ After that, my mother gave me a slap in the face. People often say: 'Learning is a painful process.' But I don't understand why I am always the one who gets hurt. My mother's enthusiasm for learning English is getting stronger day by day, so my suffering is getting deeper and deeper. Today, she came to ask me again. 'Son!' Mom: '"I'm very annoyance, don't bother me." What does it mean?' I said: 'I'm very annoying, don't bother me.' Mom: 'I deserve a beating! Follow me. Your mother said that.' So, I got another slap. Mom Learns English - Continued My mother asked again: 'What does "I hear nothing, reapt." mean?' I said: 'I didn't hear clearly, Say it again.' Mom said it again: 'I hear nothing, reapt.' I said: 'I didn't hear clearly, say it again.' Me: 'Oh~ it hurts!' Mom Learns English - Continued 3 Mom Again Asked: '"What do you say?" What does it mean?' I said: 'What do you say?' Mom pretended to hit me, 'Forget it! Ask another question.' Mom: '"Look up in the dictionary."What does it mean?' I said: 'Look it up in the dictionary.' Mom: 'You asked me to look it up in the dictionary? Then why should I ask you?!' This time, I got two slaps. Mom learns English - continued The fourth mother asked again: "You had better ask somebody." How to translate it?' I said: 'You'd better ask someone else.' Mother: 'You are my son, why should I ask others? You are kidding again. It's itchy.' I said: 'Ah! God save me!' Mom: 'How dare you play tricks on your mom? God can't save you!' Mom slapped me again. Mom Learns English - Continued 5'I Ask you. 'Mom: 'Use your head, then think it over.' What does it mean?' I said: 'Use your head, then think it over.' Mom: 'Damn boy, You dare to play tricks on me?!' Then he started to do something again. I quickly said: 'Only mom is the best in the world.' 'Well, that's pretty much it!' Mom: 'Wait a minute and I'll make something delicious for you, next time. Ask you again' I breathed a sigh of relief... There is another funny thing. A younger brother heard a gossip at school and said: Every adult will have at least one ulterior secret. Just use one sentence: 'Tell you, I know. The truth of the whole thing! 'You can scare them, even if you and Ben don't know anything... When I got home after school, my brother said as soon as he met his mother: "Mom, I tell you, I know the whole thing. The truth of the matter! "As soon as his mother heard what he said, she quickly stuffed him with 20 yuan and told him not to tell his father. Seeing his mother's reaction, the younger brother felt very happy. When his father came back from get off work, he couldn't wait to follow him. Dad said: "Dad, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing! "Sure enough, when his father heard what he said, he also gave him 40 yuan and told him not to tell his mother! The next morning, when the younger brother was going to school, he met Mr. Postman at the door delivering a letter. The younger brother immediately said: "Uncle Postman. , I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing! "The postman showed an expression of disbelief, then opened his arms and said to him: "So you know everything, be good...come and give dad a hug..."