Humorous Marriage Ceremony Speech 1 Hello everyone! I am the leader and colleague of the groom’s father (name)! But what I am here today is neither a leader nor a colleague! But a glorious, great, and sacred new role! ——Witness! Although I am not very familiar with the groom, Mr. As for the bride, ×××, who is a famous lover, of course she has found her right husband in one of the thousands. I believe that the two people will travel long distances through thick and thin, and finally walk into the sacred wedding hall on this unforgettable weekend - June 6, 2009, and arrive at the new stop of the long-distance love race! At this moment, as the representative of every distinguished guest present, I am here to read out the testimony of our union, and through all wireless transmission systems such as sound waves, magnetic fields, and brain waves, announce to the world's 5 billion people: They are married! ! ! In the past few days, all walks of life have paid great attention to this wedding. When talking about this wedding, the newly elected President of the United States, Obama, said affectionately: Mr. Kim and Miss Dingling will prove to people that their union will make me elected. The President of the United States is equally historic. Bin Laden, who has lived in the mountains for a long time, is not afraid of risking his life. He issued a statement to the outside world through a video the night before yesterday, calling on Islamic brothers to put down their weapons on June 6, go to the pub to drink, maintain world peace, and ensure the success of this wedding. Proceed safely! Speaking of which, I wonder if the bride and groom feel the weight of marriage! Your parents, family, colleagues, friends and everyone who cares about you will be watching your marriage with expectation from now on. You have bid farewell to the past and embarked on a wonderful new stage of life. On this stage, You will play many roles such as husband, wife, parents, daughter-in-law, son-in-law, etc., and you will also shoulder the great trust of the times! As a witness here, what I can give you on behalf of everyone is just the word "blessing"! I wish you can love each other! Harmony and beauty! Let’s grow old together! Don't let down your family, don't let down your friends! Don't let bin Laden down! Don’t let Obama down either! Don’t let down all the 5 billion people around the world who care about you and send you deep blessings! Thanks! Below, I put forward three requirements for the bride and groom based on the spirit of the Central Committee: First, realize the three representations - after you get married, you are no longer Guo Zhiping and Zhang Yuan in the single era. As husband and wife, you must be profound in the future. Realize that on different occasions, the first husband also represents the wife, the second wife also represents the husband, and more importantly, the third party you represent a new organization, your new family. We cannot make the mistakes of liberalism, nor can we act arbitrarily. Secondly, we must realize the scientific concept of development. That is to say, now you are not just a concept of feeding the whole family without hunger. You must consider the long-term needs of the family, your responsibilities to the family, and your obligations to the previous generation and the next generation. Therefore, investment must be planned and planned. Spending money needs to be discussed, time needs to be planned, going out needs to be planned, staying overnight needs to ask for leave, entertaining guests needs to be coordinated, having children and children's education need to be planned, planned and arranged, and long-term planning must be done to live within one's means. Finally, we must build a family model of a harmonious society. Those who are harmonious have food in their mouths. You have to give up half of your words. When you encounter good things, you must have the other party's share. When you encounter problems, communicate in a timely manner. Don't push back and hold back, and don't say nothing at ordinary times. Then just have a rough talk, keep the conversation flowing, communicate for a long time, understand and give in to each other, and don't let it happen. I'll clean up the chicken feathers all over the floor. Things in the world can only be dealt with by reason, except for matters involving husband and wife and family. Love begins with passion, but continues with reason. In the beginning, it was because of mutual attraction, and later it was because of mutual tolerance. When love enters marriage, to a large extent it is the continuation of passion and attraction, but to a greater extent it is the appearance of reason and tolerance. We hope that the young couple will create more fun with each other, but they must also be determined enough to promise at this time that when encountering any difficulties, they will still move forward together instead of retreating, dodging and giving up. Today, the groom in front of us is mature and steady, and the bride is lively and cute. This is complementary, but also different and challenging. In my opinion, there is love at first sight for love, and there is also love at first sight for friendship. I like these two newcomers today very much.
It is not difficult to be attracted and loved by the opposite sex. I have not met the bride and groom much, but I have seen real scenes of each other loving and giving in. And when this kind of getting along becomes a daily routine in the future, and you can still love and give in to each other, then you will really love each other. Become a legend, and you will become the proudest cultural gene in the blood of your ancestors and future generations. We look forward to your efforts, and you also have our blessings, as well as our promise of support and blessings throughout your life. Humorous Marriage Speech 2 Good evening everyone! I am the leader and colleague of a famous bride and actress in the industrial circle! But what I am here today is neither a leader nor a colleague! But a glorious, great, and sacred new role! ——Witness! Although I am not very familiar with the groom, Mr. Jin, based on my understanding of the bride's celebrity, I can accurately deduce that the groom has traveled all the way and suffered many hardships before he got his wish and achieved success. As for the bride, the famous actress is a famous love star, and of course she has found her right husband in one of the thousands. I believe that the two people will travel long distances through thick and thin, and finally walk into the sacred wedding hall on this unforgettable weekend - November 22, 2008, and arrive at the new stop of the long-distance love race! At this moment, as the representative of every distinguished guest present, I am here to read out the testimony of our union, and through all wireless transmission systems such as sound waves, magnetic fields, and brain waves, announce to the world's 5 billion people: They are married! ! ! We cannot describe in words how shocking this is to the people on earth! Because people are looking forward to and firmly believe that this will be a great historical moment! Their union will become an epoch-making milestone in the history of human love! Fifty years from now, a hundred years from now, ten thousand years from now! When people have dinner, they will still talk about their love story! Women will use the groom as the standard for their husbands! And men always pretend to mention famous actresses casually in front of their wives to hint their wives to follow suit! In the past few days, all walks of life have paid great attention to this wedding. When talking about this wedding, the newly elected President of the United States, Obama, said affectionately: Mr. Kim and Miss Dingling will prove to people that their union will make me elected. The President of the United States is equally historic. Bin Laden, who has lived in the mountains for a long time, is not afraid of risking his life. He issued a statement to the outside world through a video the night before yesterday, calling on Islamic brothers to put down their weapons on November 22, go to the pub to drink, maintain world peace, and ensure the success of this wedding. Proceed safely! Speaking of which, I wonder if the bride and groom feel the weight of marriage! Your parents, family, colleagues, friends and everyone who cares about you will be watching your marriage with expectation from now on. You have bid farewell to the past and embarked on a wonderful new stage of life. On this stage, You will play many roles such as husband, wife, parents, daughter-in-law, son-in-law, etc., and you will also shoulder the great trust of the times! As a witness here, all I can give you on behalf of everyone is the word "blessing"! I wish you can love each other! Harmony and beauty! Let’s grow old together! Don't let down your family, don't let down your friends! Don't let bin Laden down! Don’t let Obama down either! Don’t let down all the 5 billion people around the world who care about you and send you deep blessings! ! ! Thanks! More: /baike/hunli/heci/index_3.html