◇My series: "I want to study", "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala", "I want to be happy", "I want to fight", "I want to go against the three customs", "I want to travel", "I want to have a scandal", "I want to play online games", "I want to get married", "I am a gangster", "I am a scientist", "I am a writer", "My whole life", "I want to eat dumplings" ", "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala", "My University Life", "I am a collector".
◇You series: "Half of your life", "You have to exercise", "Are you stressed", "You have to learn well", "You have to be a good person", "You are kind", " Hello, New Beijing" (i.e. Hello, Beijing).
◇Timid series: "Timid Drum", "Timid Life", "Timid Follower", "Timid Bathing", "Timid Pulling Cars" (stand-alone).
◇Picture series: "Five Red Pictures", "Pelling Pictures", "Wealth Pictures", "Victory Pictures" (the early name of the Western Expedition Dream), "Eight Cat Pictures".
◇Learning Series: "Learning Drums", "Learning Bangzi", "Learning Peking", "Learning the Deaf", "Learning Radio", "Learning Xihe", "Learning Opera", "Learning "Little Song", "Learn to Dance", "Learn to Smog".
◇Big series: "The Great Ascension", "The Great Skewers", "The Great Trial", "The Great Bodyguard", "The Great Marriage", "Dayu's Control of Floods", "The Great Face", "Great Longevity", "Great Fortune and Longevity", "Rice Grain".
◇Theory series: "On Dreams", "On Eating", "On Gambling", "On Kiln", "On Ping Tiao", "On Sex".
New jokes in 2009:
"You have to be a good person"
"Are you stressed?"
"I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" "
"Challenge the Host"
"Who is it?"
"Congratulations in Official Clothes"
"Extraordinary 6+2"
"Marriage and Family"
"July 7"
"Grave No. 37"
"I Want to Fall in Love"
"Learning to Dance"
Guo Degang's stand-up comedy
(1) Long story:
The battle between kings and ministers, Ma Shou is born, King Kong of the Song Dynasty bets on Jie Xueshi Anecdotes about Kangxi’s private visit to Beijing
The second master Shuo’s blood spattered the white dog’s tomb, Bai Zongwei fell from the building and shot Liu Hanchen, the ugly queen, the number one scholar
Li Banxian caught the monster, golden dream, double locust tree, antique king toad, complained nine Thirteen Lives
Steamed Bones, Three Tests, Liaozhai Strange Tales, Shot to Death, Yan Ruisheng, Ghost Fox, Legend of the Water Margin, Three Treasures of the Water Margin, Sailing to the West
(2) Short Stories:
Dayu's Flood Control Bees, sparrows, begonias are red, Lang Guozhen's well is making noise in the Temple of Heaven
Listen to Fan's shop in Oriole Hall and point Taiyuan to beat the Queen Mother of the West Huang Banxian turns into wax sticks
Jia Xingjia borrows fire to drink wine Twenty-four filial piety, heaven and earth opened disaster list to redeem donkeys
Continuously promoted to the third level, the string-twisting son Chongzhen, tested the character, sold his father's meat, sold watermelons, shook briquettes, and was a matchmaker
The cowardly follow the class to make trouble in the school for a dime. Three dangers, three lame sons-in-law, three shortsightedness, Shandong fighting method
White horse complains about saints, worries about poverty, wealth, discussion about the five people in Tianwang Temple, righteousness, little immortal apprentices in the city
Ten old men, Yang Linbiao, Yaojiajing, pearls, emeralds, white jade, Tang Ben Demu went to Beijing to ask for an account
The eight-character cinnabar sentence of hundreds of beasts, Zhengxingde's shooting of Qu Xiangjiu's corpse case in Haihui Temple
Little Naughty's first injection of twins reported to Su Xiaoxiao's godson A romantic encounter at the Hutong Vinegar Drinking Hall, failed in the list
Nantianmen wedding ceremony, housework, Xianfeng's establishment, golden beans, blood, tears, calligraphy and painting, sawing bowls and dices
Li Hongzhang went abroad and wore court boots. Entering the Palace of Spring A's
Peach Blossom Apricot Beauty Xiang Fei Xiang Fei Bear's Palm Banquet Ai Wowo Learning Skills Blowing Potian Three Son-in-law Conversation
Two in-laws thimble continued Ma Wuxinglou cobbler recruits a relative Feibidian Taiyuan Chasing Thieves in Alley
Flogging Shen Wan, San Dingzhang Alley, Peach Blossom Girl, Possessing Emperor Zhou Gong’s Treasures, Empress Casting a Bell
Dog Meat General, Evil Man, Tupiku Hutong, Haunted Mansion, Strange Case, Stone Man Recruiting Marriage and Returning to the Han Dynasty
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The prince was born in the tomb of the Thirteen Cases of the Emperor's Trial in Shandong Province. A boy was born in the west chamber to spread his wealth
Zhao Kuangyin gambled money in Langshan Great Sage Temple, Kirin Candle, tea and jade lamp, two racks of gold hidden in the mountain wheat< /p>
The son is one year older than his father. Daoguang eats noodle soup and timidly follows the strange beasts in the mountains. Zhengde Wuer visits Jiajing
Cross talk
(1) Guankou:
Eight-fan screen wedding party menu sub-menu, big bodyguard, geography, picture, exaggerating residence, selling five utensils in three festivals
On boxing, foreign medicine prescriptions, weapon spectrum, wealth and honor, dark eight-fan screen drama, medicinal prescriptions and pastry array, selling treasures
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(2) Pinggu:
Tobacco bag, big drum, promotion, business experience, eating monkeys for free, talking about money, fans going home to eat Yuanxiao
Jinge, lighting lamps, gambling, discussing big faces, ear tickets, raising money The victory picture of the bastard red event, the golden tortoise and the iron armor
Family discussion about uncovering the tiles, coughing, crying, pawn tickets, crying, laughing, eating dumplings, selling coffins, cowardly drums
Shanxi Jiaxin Kongcheng Jitianwang Temple, dead uncle astronomy Discussing small business and watching dramas
Discussing dreams, five poisons, freshness, buying and selling, eating, longevity than Nanshan, learning storytelling, making chefs, Master Zhu lived a long life
Discussing rules, speaking, discussing old age, criticizing dramas and curing strange things Sold noodles, tea and moon cakes during the New Year after being ill
Selling tickets, secretly discussing marriage in dreams, pricking acupuncture with five red pictures, tying dolls to play chess, calligraphy and painting
Drinking, having sex, getting rich, son being obsessed with laughter, discussing the new and old golden orchid spectrum Marriage Waitress Wealth Dream Deception
Teaching, Learning, Singing, Jugglery, Respecting Wealth, Looks, Discussing the Kiln, Criticizing Jargon, Big Marriage, Playing Casserole
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Eight auspicious pairs of Spring Festival couplets with double-character meanings will be discussed in the West River Moon Review, Water Margin Review, Liaozhai Thimble, Continued Hemp
Selling Couples, Quartet Poems, Poetry Meeting, Pearls, Rolling Curtains, Reviews, Three Kingdoms, Poor People Are Not Afraid of Outsmarting Jia Renyi
(4) Mother and son:
Six people speak against each other and seven people comment on the five-line poem The tree has no leaves and the sheep climbs the tree to improve spitting
Learning Learn to dance with the four phases of happiness and longevity, play lantern riddles, spit out lotus flowers, do magic tricks, ask your wife to offer children and chickens to climb on the tree
(5) Pour the mouth:
Learn to play foreign films and learn Jinan dialect and Tianjin dialect from four provinces Go to the church to take a bath in Ningbo dialect
Be timid about fortune-telling pigs and eat tofu in Old Beijing dialect ):
The Eight Great Changes, Dou Gongxun, the Female Fenhewan Yellow Crane Tower Hongyangdong Master Sutra, the Vernacular Bangzi
Learn from Xihe, sell cloth heads, sell clothes, estimate clothes, hawk, and make trouble in the court in Shandong Erhuang, go to the west entrance to make trouble Crow
Weishui River, Wen Zhao, Guan Wu, Zhuizi, Wen Zhuizi, opera fans, wandering the streets, Silang, visiting his mother, studying on the radio station - sitting in the palace
Miscellaneous talk on drama and dialect drama, three-stick drum learning, bangzi learning, big drum learning, four famous dans in public cases
Sichuan Erhuang Eight Famous Dan Biao Danxian Miscellaneous Learning Brand Quxue Shadow Puppetry Luo Cheng Opera Diao Chan
Yangpingguan Guanmei Case Pearl Shirt Capture and Release Cao Wulongyuan Four Great Bearded Dance Masters
Second Sister Wang misses her husband on and off the stage, Japanese clapper opera, Daguan Xianzi, calligraphy, folk arts and music pavilion Status
Yang Naiwu and Xiao Baicai Da Xixiang sighs about life, learns the ditty Bao Gong and plays several operas at Lai Bao Tongrentang
Nods and counts the number of seats at Lai Bao Opera Fans Chuan Xue Ugly Opera Kneeling in the Treasure Tent Local Opera Looking for Treasures Chuan Xue Feng Tiao
Learn the Lotus Fall and learn the minor tune Hit the Golden Branches and Eighteen Sorrows Call Xiao Fan Huarong Dao Wu Jiapo Meet the Queen
Hongluan Xiwen Wang Gua Yang Ershe alms hodgepodge and go to the palace to learn Bai Pai Forgot to Sing Allegro Duet
[7] New Works
On the Current Situation of Crosstalk in the Past 50 Years I Will Have Ten Millions of Houses in My Life I Want to Get Rich Adventures of the Ugly Man
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The Theory of Evolution I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala at four o'clock to start praising my ancestor Guo Degang's legendary Western Expedition and traveling to foreign countries
Group cross talk
The grand trial of the mandarin gown and the confession of the Seventh Group of Famen Temple Kou Jingang Legs Drinking Order Reversing the Four Generations of Wupenji
The Four-Character Couple-Yin Wen Tutu Wu Xuntu looks for the Wuzi Duozi Soul-binding Sutra in the public case and walks over the bridge
The opening scene of Qin Qiong selling horses Singing about marrying a wife and singing the lyrics of Taiping, Huashan Discussing the Lowly Group, Eight Fans
On the fourth and fourth days, they come to Baobao to hold a church party, but the old lady goes to the theater, eight questions and eight answers, and eats Lantern Festival in the Spring Hall
Eight Cat Pictures Sacrifice the Sages, Mengren Cup Contest, Labor chants train women to cut cakes, stand and run errands
Taiping Lyrics
Liu Ling got drunk and the White Snake traveled to the West Lake for the pastry formation, Xiaoshang Shouqi, the elder sister Luo Cheng fortune-telling
Five dragons hold the saints, one after another sees happiness, and plots Qin Qiong's watch, Fengbo Pavilion, fights Yellow Wolf and Lanqiao meeting
Gao eldest sister, Han Xin, fortune-telling, and black eldest sister persuades Fang Xiangxiang Zhengtai Gong sells noodles for a single knife meeting
The name of vegetables, the name of hundreds of insects, the name of Baqiao, Tiaopao, Meishan, the hatred of Ningwuguan, the Lion Tower, Tianshui Pass, and the blocking of Liang
The second book of Sun Pang's battle of wisdom cries for the death of the ancestral temple Wanting money to split the mountain to save his mother, the king praised Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty for going to Yangzhou
Ten Bu Lei lotus falls
Four Six Joys Opera The second sister Wang misses her husband Sun Pang fights with wisdom and a hundred forbearance Illustrated outline guide
The Four Great Sellers of Shiliting Clove Cutting Meat, Wang Xiang, Sleeping Fish, Staying at the Huating Pavilion, and Sawing a Vat
Quick Blackboard Writing
(Wang, Gao, and Li Three Schools)
Shuangsuo Mountain Battle in Changsha (Five Books) A single sword fight with Zhang Yu, cooking a sea white ape, stealing peaches, and a young widow going to the grave
Ziqi listened to the piano and Zhuge Liang bet on money. Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty went to Yangzhou Hejiang to hate Liu Ling for being drunk and Wang Qixue Art
Wu Song fights the tiger, Wu Song fights the shop, hides in the grass, Na Zha makes a scene in the sea, Wu Song rushes to meet three white-bone demons
Tongue twisters, tour the Wu Temple, hammer shock
Jin Chanzi kills four families, Yang Zhi sells knives, Luda eliminates hegemony, and outlines the book
The grass boat borrows arrows, two immortals collect medicine, Hu Di scolds Yama, a nest of black flames (two books), three thieves of banana fans
Cross Talk Drama
Tang Bohu's three funny points, Qiu Xiang's promotion, martial arts anecdotes, a poor girl's tears, great blessing and longevity, a Shanghai beach legend
The cheap guy went to the lake, borrowed an umbrella, and the spoiled son turned around and shot the old man Ma Yang Naiwu and Xiao Baicai tell a story about the West Chamber
A Chinese Ghost Story: Catching Demons in Xiaotang, Journey to the West, Chu-Han Stupid Conflict, Wu Sangui’s Rebellion against Yunnan
Reversal Drama
(Beijing, Ping, Bang)
A piece of cloth is placed on the top of the noodle vat under the tiles. A double-backed stool is used to spin cotton at Famen Temple in Henan. Weiyang palace gate beheaded his son and went to the palace
Captured Sun Fu alive, beaten a dog and persuaded her husband Qin Xianglian Liu Yong smashed the Luan chariot, beheaded the yellow-robed black donkey and complained
The guillotine judge Tang Zhixian ordered to beat Yan Song to fight against the king of Beiyuan Huamai's father, Zuo Liancheng, filed a complaint
Meifenglou, Qingfengting, Qingfeng Pavilion, captured alive the third rich man in the south, broke his abdomen, examined flowers, butterfly cup, and cried in the Taimiao Temple
Yao Da was interrogated and beaten by the old man of Yanye Pavilion at night Golden Branch Shepherding Circle Yang Bajie's spring outing has the same roots but different fruits
Dabaoguo Wupenji sends off a bride, performs a ceremony, opens a shop in Tianhe, and pairs with Xueyan Niang Huang Aiyu's visit to the grave
Rehabilitation and grand view of the Eight Treasure Hairpin and Shunzhi's third trial of becoming a monk Diao Liu's bee plan and Li Cuilian's cross talk
The civet cat exchanges for the prince, jade beads and white horse case
Yellow Crane Tower (Xu Deliang and Guo Degang)
The Anti-Fourth Generation (Guo Degang and Xu Deliang Gaofeng)
Dou Gongxunnu (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
Yang Naiwu writes a petition (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
My whole life (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Wen Xuntu (Guo Degang Gaofeng)
Master Jing (Guo Degang Zhang Wenshun)
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Kiln Theory (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Japanese Prince (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Big Marriage (Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun)
Eight Fan Screen (Guo Degang and Li Jing) Wenshan)
Color Theory (Guo Degang, Xu Deliang)
Jie Wa (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Jie Wa (Guo Degang, Zhang Wenshun)
I want Attending the Spring Festival Gala (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Big Bodyguard (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
I am Society B (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
Selling Horses (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
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Marriage in a Dream (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
I want happiness (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Journey to the East (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
On Praising ( Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
My college life (Xu Deliang and Guo Degang)
Playing lantern riddles (Cao Yunjin, Xu Deliang, He Yunwei and Li Jing)
Studying the deaf and mute (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
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I want to fight (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Yellow Crane Tower (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Giving my wife and son (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
On Dreams (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Tie the doll (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
Start tonight (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
Great blessing and longevity (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
< p>Report the name of the dish (Guo Degang Yu Qian)White Meeting (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Western Expedition Dream (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Fushouquan (He Yunwei and Guo Degang)
Criticism of the Three Kingdoms (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Sheep on a tree (Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun)
Strange treatment (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
On Gambling (Guo Degang Zhang Wenshun)
Eating mooncakes (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Taking a bath timidly (Guo Degang Yu Qian)
Big Face (Guo Degang Li Jing)
Selling Five Utensils (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Double Allegro (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Li Jing Racing (Reversal Section)
Just
Just right
Just right 2
Endorsement (Guo Degang, Xing Wenzhao and Li Wenshan)
In court (Guo Degang, Yu Qian)
I want to eat dumplings (Guo Degang, Li Wenshan)
The complete version of Eight Screens (Guo Degang and Wang Wenlin)
Color is empty (Guo Degang and Li Jing)
Carry the festival to the end (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
Chou Dagu (Guo Degang and Yu Qian)
A phoenix seeks a phoenix? Tang Bohu points to autumn
I want to travel
Guo Degang peaks in a mantle
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Huarong Dao, your grand opening in this half of your life has been three times as many as the Manchu and Han banquets to carry the widow
I want to get married with five red pictures and nine arts in court and grand palace industry records