Funny welcome speech

Welcome speech refers to the warm and friendly speech delivered by the host at symposiums, banquets, cocktail parties and other occasions to express warm welcome when guests come. Welcome words are meant to be expressed orally to the guests on the spot, so colloquialism is an inevitable requirement of welcome words. The following are funny welcome words, which are welcome to read and learn from.

Hello, fellow tourists!

Welcome to Changsha, a famous historical and cultural city with beautiful scenery, pleasant climate, piles of delicious food (freely added due to the age of tourists), where beautiful women are like clouds and handsome men are growing in forests. As the saying goes, it takes hundreds of years to build a boat crossing and a thousand years to build a pillow sleeping. The popular saying now is that it takes a hundred years to build a car with the same car. Today, we are all in the same car for a hundred years. Little X is really honored. There is a saying in China.

first, on behalf of Changsha people, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all the guests who have come from afar. second, on behalf of all the staff of xx Travel Company, I would like to welcome you to this happy trip. Welcome, welcome, welcome. The first Theory of Three Represents is a brief introduction on behalf of myself and the driver's master. I'm a tour guide from X Travel Company, and I'm also the ground guide for your trip to Nanyang. My name is Zhou Qin. You can call me Xiao Zhou or Zhou Dao, just let me know that you are calling me.

Next, I'd like to introduce the person who occupies an absolutely important position in our tour, that is, Master X, the driver who escorted us. In our industry, there is a saying that drivers drive in a hurry when they arrive in Jilin, in Mongolia, and in Shanghai. Can anyone think of how we drive in Nanyang? Let me answer the riddle. Our masters in Nanyang are quite special. They can drive in both black and white. Why do you say this? We have to talk about the climate in Changsha. There are flowers in spring and moons in autumn, cool winds in summer and snow in winter. This is the climate feature of Changsha. The four seasons are distinct. The roads in spring, summer and autumn are generally black. When it snows in winter, the roads turn white, so our masters are black.

Now, I'd like to invite the ladies and friends in our car to focus all your eyes on our master. There is a saying that a first-class man has a home outside his home, a second-class man has flowers outside his home, a third-class man looks for a home among flowers, and a fourth-class man goes home after work. Hehe, let's see what kind of man our master belongs to. Use your brain and think about it. Oh, get rid of a wrong answer. D, like us, it is impossible for a master to go home after work for four or five days as soon as he leaves the group.

The master is a first-class man. Why do you say that? Don't think about it. I didn't say that our master is a playboy. Let's take a look at the tourist bus that shelters us from the wind and rain at this moment. It is our master's mobile home. Of course, the master loves it very much. Isn't it very popular now? Let's just regard our tour bus as a new type of RV. What I want to say is that when we leave this mobile home every day, we must be chic: wave our sleeves and leave no clouds behind! Ok, here it is. Please extend your warm and noble golden palm, silver palm and cactus, and give your warmest applause to our first-class good man! At the same time, I wish you all a good time in Hunan, enjoy yourselves, leave your satisfaction and smile behind, and bring the enthusiasm of Hunan people back to your hometown! Welcome words of the exhibition

Welcome words of the exhibition (I)

2xx/Liu Yumei

Comrades and students:

According to the relevant regulations of the Ministry of Education and Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security on strengthening the vocational ability training of college students and promoting employment, combined with the two-way demand of airlines, airports and flight attendants colleges and universities, in order to build a talent exchange platform between civil aviation enterprises and colleges and universities, China Civil Aviation Human Resources Development Center and North China Civil Aviation Training. On the occasion of the grand opening, on behalf of the Organizing Committee, I sincerely thank friends from all walks of life such as civil aviation, education and news media for their concern and support, and sincerely invite employers such as airlines, airport groups and major enterprises to recruit on the spot, and warmly welcome the leaders and players of flight attendants in colleges and universities across the country to participate enthusiastically!

This promotion exhibition, with the theme of "Blue Sky Imagination, Youth Flying", is an industry grand meeting based on two successful promotion exhibitions in 211 and 2xx. Since April, the organizing committee has selected more than 4 contestants from 19 colleges and universities to participate in the finals after careful and strict qualification examination, rigorous and standardized preliminary and semi-finals. They will represent 119 colleges and universities and more than 2, flight attendants who have signed up for the competition. At that time, there will be domestic and foreign airlines, domestic airport groups and well-known large-scale enterprises to conduct recruitment interviews on the spot, and nearly 5, full-time undergraduate and junior college students majoring in flight attendants who graduated in 2xx, 2xx and 2xx will gather at the promotion exhibition to participate in the recruitment and selection. The organizers and contractors strive to build a recruitment platform for high-quality compound talents for airlines, airport groups and other civil aviation enterprises, and strive to build an exchange platform for mutual promotion and promotion for colleges and universities, and sincerely provide a platform for the graduates of flight attendants in colleges and universities to show their sunshine employment and quality and talents. We have reason to believe that the "2xx National Flight Attendant Professional Promotion Exhibition in Colleges and Universities" will be an elite gathering with distinctive features, colorful development and remarkable achievements, and will be a national grand gathering to comprehensively and systematically showcase the high level of flight attendants in colleges and universities in education and civil aviation in 2xx.

Beidaihe has blue sky and white clouds, blue sea and golden sands, pines and cypresses, green trees and red walls. Today's North China Civil Aviation Training Center/Jintong Aviation Training Center is full of beauties and talents. I am very happy to meet you in Beidaihe, a tourist summer resort, and have a pleasant, warm and beautiful time. We will try our best to provide warm and thoughtful service to all leaders, guests and contestants.

Finally, I wish the 2xx National Flight Attendant Professional Promotion Exhibition in Colleges and Universities a complete success! I wish all the leaders and guests a happy and healthy spirit in Beidaihe! I wish my dear students an active youth, a triumphant return and a dream of a blue sky during the promotion exhibition!

Welcome speech to the exhibition (II)

Dear leaders, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, good morning!

In this golden autumn, the "Third Shanghai International Stainless Steel Exhibition" and the "Fourth International Nonferrous and Special Foundry Exhibition" jointly sponsored by China Iron and Steel Industry Association, Metallurgical Industry Branch of China Council for the Promotion of International Trade, Stainless Steel Branch of China Special Steel Enterprise Association and China Foundry Association opened here today. Please allow me, on behalf of the organizer of the exhibition, to extend my sincere welcome to all Chinese and foreign exhibitors who participated in this exhibition!

The joint holding of this exhibition has received strong support from relevant government departments, co-organizers, Chinese and foreign stainless steel and foundry manufacturers and relevant media. In addition to exhibitors from Chinese mainland, 271 manufacturers from 21 countries and regions participated in this exhibition, including Germany, Italy, France, the United States, Denmark, Britain, Japan, Finland, India, Switzerland, Austria, Luxembourg, Canada, Belgium, Brazil, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong and Taiwan Province. They brought the most advanced equipment technology and high quality in the fields of stainless steel, non-ferrous and special casting.

In recent years, the stainless steel, non-ferrous and special casting industries in China have made great progress, and have become the development focus in the steel and casting industries. But this is far from meeting the requirements of China's national economic development in the 21st century. () Compared with advanced industrial countries, there is still a big gap. Especially after China's entry into WTO, enterprises will directly face the market and participate in international market competition. Therefore, China's stainless steel and non-ferrous and special casting industries need to further improve product quality, production technology and technical level. We must speed up the integration with the world nonferrous and special casting industry, strengthen cooperation and introduce new foreign equipment and technology. Promote joint ventures and cooperation in non-ferrous and special casting industries. I am sure that this exhibition will play an important role in promoting the exchanges and trade cooperation between Chinese and foreign industries. I sincerely wish all exhibitors can get concrete and fruitful results.

I wish the exhibition a complete success!

Welcome speech of the exhibition (III)

Text/Ma Zhongchao

On the eve of the opening of the Shanghai World Expo, the "China International Bicycle Exhibition", which expired 2 years ago, was held grandly in Shanghai New International Expo Center.

On this occasion, on behalf of China Bicycle Association and the organizing committee of the exhibition, I would like to express my warm welcome and sincere thanks to all the leaders, Chinese and foreign guests and friends in the industry who participated in this exhibition!

In 199, the China Bicycle Show, which made its debut in Wuxi, Jiangsu Province, was only a few hundred square meters, mainly displaying new domestic parts. In 2, the China International Bicycle Show, based in the international metropolis of Shanghai, reached 14, square meters, which showed the world the glory and achievements of China's bicycle industry. In 21, the China International Bicycle Show, which has gone through 2 years, witnessed the excellence of bicycle industry in China and the trend of bicycle development in the world with an exhibition scale of 1, square meters and the gathering of thousands of merchants from more than 1 countries.

advantageous enterprises concentrate their efforts, and Chinese and foreign brands gather to compete. In the past twenty years, China International Bicycle Show has become the largest and most influential professional two-wheeled vehicle trade event in China and even in Asia with its brand influence and industry penetration, which has established the position of "the first bicycle exhibition in China", played a positive role in promoting the vigorous development of China's bicycle industry and built a solid bridge for the integration of Chinese and foreign bicycle industries.

Profession comes from concentration, and responsibility comes from mission. Over the past 2 years, China International Bicycle Show has shared the same breath with enterprises and developed with the industry, which has made countless enterprises grow from small to large and from weak to strong, and recorded the solid and steady growth pace of this industry.

with the theme of "touching fashion and changing life", this exhibition will adhere to the consistent purpose of "serving enterprises and cooperating to win", and do its best to provide meticulous services for exhibitors and professional merchants, so as to * * * enjoy the wonderful two-wheeled event.

I wish the 2th China International Bicycle Exhibition a complete success! Welcome speech of the annual meeting

Welcome speech of the annual meeting (I)

Dear guests, colleagues, family members, ladies and gentlemen:

Good evening!

the ancients said: isn't it a pleasure to have friends from afar? Today, we gather together to celebrate the joy of harvest! First of all, on behalf of all my colleagues, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to all the guests attending the annual meeting! It is because of your strong support and help that you will be lucky enough to win today; At the same time, I would like to extend my high respect and heartfelt thanks to all my colleagues who dare to fight hard and forge ahead, and all the family members who have been quietly contributing to the development of the lucky win for a long time behind the scenes! ! It is precisely because of your hard work and selfless dedication that the lucky ship can ride the wind and waves and move forward all the way. Every year, yinhu is full of emotions, and don't be ugly in the spring. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I'd like to take this opportunity to pay tribute to you in the early years and wish you good health, family happiness, all the best and good luck in the Year of the Tiger! !

years are like songs, and trekking is like dancing. Since its establishment in XX, Lucky Win Design Decoration has always been guided by "customer first", paying attention to management, focusing on construction, paying attention to quality and ensuring quality, regarding design as the soul and quality as life, initiating "self-service decoration" and constantly improving the customer service system. In just a few years, Lucky Win, the "dark horse of home improvement", has soared and stood out in the Shanghai home improvement market!

The core competitiveness of Lucky Win to become a "first-class home improvement and industry model" lies in:

First, strive to build a "benchmarking project", formulate and standardize the technological process, and greatly improve the quality of home improvement projects;

second, provide "quality assurance for value for money", perfect customer service system, and integrated coordination management system for pre-sale, sale and after-sale so that customers can enjoy the benefits of quality assurance;

third, provide "tailored personalized service";

fourth, launch the "one-stop shopping" service, with full-time agent, free refund and delivery, saving time, worry and money;

v. advocate the unique after-decoration service concept of "one pair of shoes, two sentences, three pieces of cloth, four inaccuracies and five-year warranty".

"it's hard to go through thousands of times, but it takes gold to blow out the yellow sand." Valuable experience again and again, fortunately won not only a good reputation, but also a winning concept of fortunately winning, forging ahead, pursuing perfection, making friends and seeking development. At present, Xingyun has a professional and sophisticated team, a scientific and rigorous management system, strict and standardized engineering quality standards, scientific and perfect environmental protection process, novel design, high-quality materials and transparent prices, and has become a well-known brand in Shanghai's high-end decoration market, creating an industry miracle of 8% returning business. It has also won many awards, such as the executive director unit of Shanghai Decoration Industry Association, the standard service enterprise in Shanghai, the recommendation unit of green home environmental protection construction in Shanghai, the social public satisfaction evaluation standard enterprise in Shanghai home improvement industry, the Excellence Award of Shanghai Interior Design Competition, the executive director unit of Decoration Weekly Council, and the brand enterprise supervised by SouFun.

after nine years of wind and rain, I painted a beautiful picture. Thinking about the source of drinking water, thank you for your support and help to Xingyun! Therefore, we will keep our promise: to provide customers with the best quality products and services; Provide a good platform for employees' personal development; Win your trust with our sincerity!

It's the New Year when the age changes. In the changing years, what remains unchanged is our ambition. In 21, Lucky Win will continue to grow steadily and strengthen its quality demands, integrate all resources, gather its own advantages, improve its quality and service, and strive to build "the first honest brand in China's home improvement industry"! Therefore, I hope that my colleagues who are fortunate to win can work together with one heart and one mind to do the following things seriously:

First, we must be clear about our mission, set clear goals, have a strong will, and never waver in the face of any difficulties;

Secondly, we should show strong enthusiasm, give full play to the combat effectiveness of the team and maintain strong morale and vitality;

finally, we should constantly strengthen the concepts of organization, planning coordination and system operation around the four management elements of "setting goals, making plans, making plans and clarifying responsibilities and rights". Only by cherishing the opportunities given by the times, the dynamic development of this industry, and the achievements and platform provided by Lucky Win in 21, can we achieve better results for Lucky Win and ourselves in the new year!

after nine years of hard work, I rode my horse and whipped my whip to look ahead. Looking forward to the future, difficulties are accompanied by hopes, challenges and opportunities.