1. Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place?
Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else?
Teacher: You think you are the principal and you can sleep with whoever you want?
2. Charlotte: Grandpa, the Ma Dongmei family live upstairs, right?
Grandpa: What is a horse?
Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.
Grandpa: Nothing.
Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.
Grandpa: What about the horse?
Charlotte: OK, Grandpa, please calm down first.
Grandpa: OK.
Charlotte: I have been wasting time, but I didn't expect that God would give me another chance to be born again. So, I want to thank God, thank you.
Principal: You should thank the school, the teachers and the floor of your class is not high.
4. Yuan Hua: Don't worry, before you destroy a person, he must swell up first!
5. Miss Wang: What are you wearing? Where is your school uniform?
Charlotte: Who wears a school uniform at a wedding?
Miss Wang: Who will attend the wedding? Your mother is married again, isn't she?
6. Charlotte: Her name is Qiu Ya. She is very famous in the school and is recognized as the beauty of the school. And I am more famous, which is a joke recognized by the whole school.
7. Miss Wang: Read, let's listen to how the second biggest fool in our class is mean!
Da Chun: Hehehe.
Miss Wang: How dare you laugh? Are you proud of being the first?
8. Qiu Ya: Dong Mei, do you know what "small winter" means?
9. Ma Dongmei: Who is Dong Shi? Why does she often pee?
Da Chun: I think Ma Dongmei looks better than Qiu Ya.
Charlotte: When were you blind?
10. Charlotte: burn it! My youth!
1 1. Ma Dongmei: I'm going to his mother's grave with Charlotte. You said all these good things were rushed together.
12. Qiu Ya: Actually, I admire you very much. It doesn't matter if a person is old and ugly. The important thing is that he is talented.
13. Ma Dongmei: Once you drink too much, you will throw up barbecue everywhere. Now I look at that pizza and I feel sick!
14. Charlotte: Sunflowers have a good meaning. It symbolizes always facing the sun, sunshine and romance!
Ma Dongmei: No, mainly for food.
15. Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and can't wait on you to death. Find another one while you are young.
Charlotte's mother: Don't worry, Zhang Yang is a trustworthy person.
Zhang Yang: Raul, let's discuss each other later. I call you brother and you call me dad.
16. Miss Wang: Just yesterday, Yuan Hua won the first prize in the composition competition in the whole region, and the title of the composition was "My District Dad".
17. Charlotte: I have to thank my daughter-in-law for shaping me into a textbook idiot.
18. Charlotte: The young couple have been together for a long time, so don't spend what little money they have on quarreling.
19. Charlotte: Da Chun, I am so jealous of you.
Da Chun: Huh?
Charlotte: Live like a baby!