Anti-emotional phrases with cramping laughter

Anti-emotional phrases with cramping laughter

1 "I hid the rose behind me, and the flower shop said there was monitoring here."

"Life should be colorful, but you are stuck in yellow and green."

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4 "I complain about my life. Life says give me some sugar. When I asked about sugar, it said to add a little ridiculous. "

5 "I have too many people. During the day, play a person who hasn't lost weight and a small expert in stealing vegetables. At night, I became the king of emo and a big lover. "

6 "The circle of friends has been so quiet recently, and no one has emo. What happened? Are you all doing well? "

7 "Friendship is like a loose sand, and it doesn't need to be blown away by the wind. If you let her chop you a few more times, the goods will be scattered. "

8 "I can't satisfy everyone, but I can make everyone dissatisfied."

9 "I'm terrible, just showing my IP address? My deep affection, my single-mindedness, where is my love brain? Are they all unrealistic? "

10 "I have been fishing there every day for a year. I asked you how many fish you caught, and you said it was romantic until death did us part. "

1 1. "Today, someone made my photo P the same as Altman's. I've been thinking about it all day, and I don't know if it's like Ciro or Dijia.

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13 "We can talk without love, and we can talk more without kindness."

14 "I don't play king recently, I want to see how Zhen Yuanchuan captures men's hearts."

15 "Others pick up garbage at the age of 60, and I 16 pick up garbage. Is it less than 44 years of detours? "

16 "I screwed up today, screwed up tomorrow, and screwed up every day. This is not self-discipline. What is this? "

17 "You can't drink water at 90 degrees directly because the right angle is stuck in your throat."

18 "occasionally emo but grumpy and quintessence of Chinese culture are the main characters"

19."。 I was about to fall in love when the river god said to me, "Don't throw rubbish into the river. "I will suddenly collapse when I walk on the road, but it doesn't affect whether I can play the king or not.