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Star Taobao queen
Author: sleeping insects
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Update time 2012-16-1510: 53: 33 words: 3086.
On the second Monday of May, 2222, in the large office area of customer service department 1 of Xinghuarui Mall, 100 customer service assistants sat in their cubicle, providing thoughtful online shopping service with customers opposite the computer screen through headphones.
Customer Service: Welcome to Xinghuarui Mall. Our shop has a complete range of goods, selling the specialties of the major planets in the Milky Way. Please enjoy your purchase.
Customer Service: The new products in this mall are on the shelves, and VIP customers can enjoy a 15% discount directly, dear! Promotional goods enjoy discounts on this basis, dear!
Customer service: Moon Rock and Mars Rock Zodiac sculptures are on sale at reduced prices. Buy a beautiful gift box, dear!
Customer Service: Buy 200 yuan, express package Earth, dear! Buy 1000 solar system package express, dear!
Customer Service: Dear, your purchase will be sent to Mars, and the freight may be overspent. Since my dear is going to buy wedding supplies, why not let the groom have a look at some wedding dresses we are making? You can enjoy the discount including Mars Express, dear!
Customer service: I'm sorry, dear, helium 3 is a nuclear raw material, and the law stipulates that it can't be sold separately, dear! However, if you are willing to buy a nuclear power plant, we will give you helium 3 for one year, dear! It also includes all kinds of after-sales, dear! It's worth it, dear! There is absolutely no loss in buying it, dear!
Customer Service: Dear, your common language translation software for Ursa minor seems unstable. Honey, what you hear in the earphone is not normal language. Honey, you can only enter it manually. Dear, why don't you take a look at the latest version of our Ursa minor universal language translation software? I can give you a discount, dear!
Customer service: Altair and Vega's Tanabata tickets are sold exclusively in this mall, dear! The airline can't even line up, dear! Want to buy cluster speed ...