God of the gods-Zeus!
Speaking of it, Zeus in this pagoda is really Zeus the Great in Greek mythology (Jupiter in Roman mythology), and even the skill set of controlling lightning is seamlessly connected with the gods in fairy tales.
Zeus definitely deserves the title of "God of the Gods".
However, before saying that he wanted to talk about his old man, Cronus, the old man was a complete pervert. He killed his father in order to be superior. He didn't finish the calculation because he was afraid that his children would do what he used to do, so he ate all his own flesh and blood.
When it was Zeus' turn, his mother was finally unhappy. "I try to have children. Although you didn't cheat, what do you mean by crunching? " 」
So his mother replaced Zeus with a stone, and his father swallowed the stone and left contentedly (the parent's IQ was worrying).
Zeus, who was sent away and raised successfully, became angry after learning his life experience and the experiences of his brothers and sisters, so he patted his thigh, and evil was born for him.
"It's a group. 」
So he drugged his father and vomited his four brothers out of his stomach (yes, it's King Kong Flowa, who is still alive and can run and jump when he vomited). Out of gratitude, the four cockroaches that were eaten and vomited gave Zeus the most powerful weapon-lightning.
So now, no matter in which art works or games, the image of Zeus is set by holding lightning, and it is imba, because people are really fierce.
Later, several people joined hands to get rid of Dad. They drew lots to decide who was the boss that day (Zeus), who was the boss in the sea (Poseidon) and who was the boss in hell (Hades), all of which were later stories.
What I want to tell you this time is another name I gave Zeus-the king of cheating!
In fact, to tell the truth, to be the undertaker of heaven may not be as happy as being a feudal emperor in ancient China, and at least you can blatantly marry three palaces and six courtyards.
The monogamy advocated by the Greeks is simply inhuman to us, the god of gods, a man whose usual hobby is to hook up with little girls by himself.
Statue of Zeus in Olympia
However, Zeus is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Even though he has a fierce wife and is spurned, he still goes his own way! Turn flowers into infidelity! Don't hesitate to cheat by using Jolin Tsai's exclusive secret 72!
In order to prevent his wife Hera from chasing him, and at the same time attract all kinds of people or God's little girl. Zeus can be said to have cut off his father's penis with all his might.
From becoming another person, to becoming an animal, and then to becoming an invisible rain, every pao is playing with his kidney and heart, which can be said to be the conscience of the industry.
In pursuit of callisto, the goddess of the moon and hunting (it is said that this girl is outstanding in beauty, and Zeus can see at a glance that she is a lowly maid), he becomes the goddess Artemis (Di Anna in Roman mythology) to approach her.
As soon as the result approached a standard, it really exposed callisto's lesbian feelings towards her master and successfully won the beautiful and ignorant girl ▼
Boucher's Callisto (Artemis transformed by Zeus on the right)
Later, when the girl was left behind by love rat, she found that she was pregnant. She was very scared, but she was still turned into a bear by her master and shot dead with random arrows. Only then did love rat realize what she had done and turned her into the constellation Ursa major in the sky.
If you think it's as simple as Zeus asking for an appointment with pao, you're wrong. After all, we are omnipotent and become small animals, and it is not a problem to pick up girls.
Zeus, in pursuit of Rita, a human girl (it is said that the girl is so beautiful that Venus is jealous of her), turns into a swan and pretends to be saved by a beautiful woman and get her love (why can't an excellent human girl mate with a swan? ! )▼
Rita and the Swan by Da Vinci students (the original is lost, and the black swan copied by the students is Zeus)
Later, the girl gave birth to four eggs (yes, this is very in line with the biological setting), and one of them hatched the famous Helen, the beauty who destroyed Troy (the egg was born as a cow).
Zeus turned into a handsome and docile noble bull to amuse Phoenician princess Europa (a rich lady with a prominent family background, beautiful flowers and inexperience).
After being moved by the princess in various ways and sent a wreath, he tricked the princess into his cow's back, then accelerated his pedaling for two seconds and carried others across the ocean to a strange island ▼
Rembrandt's "Kidnapping Europa" (the far left in the picture shows Zeus cattle robbing Europa)
Later, the public cried loudly enough to find that there were no eggs available, but they came from love rat and gave love rat three children (two of whom later became judges in hell).
As soon as love rat was happy, she gave her the island where they had sex, and named it Europa (which we now call Europe).
The next two are very terrible, and of course they also show Zeus' amazing ability of flirting (edge), being too clever (intelligence) and Chu (Chu).
In pursuit of another human girl, IO, Zeus turned into a cloud and wrapped the girl he forced to flee in the cloud. Really "sex" ▼
Correggio's Zeus and Io (the cloud around the girl in the picture is Zeus)
As a result, it was exposed and caught by his wife Hera. This time, love rat turned a lovely girl into a calf and gave it to his wife to wash her white.
Io became a beautiful heifer.
Considering how mean the main office is to the wing, it is not difficult to imagine how miserable IO is.
After being ravaged and tortured by Hera for a long time, Io became human with the help of love rat and gave birth to her own children. Later, the mother and daughter were worshipped by everyone in Egypt and a temple was built for them to commemorate them.
If you think it's bad to turn into a cloud, then swallow this saliva in your mouth and listen to my next story.
Let's sell it first, not to mention what Zeus has become this time. Let's talk about the girl named Shen Jianing he is after.
The girl also has a father with low IQ. When he heard that one of his daughter's sons would treat him badly in the future, he immediately locked up his daughter (some in the copper tower and some in the cellar).
The poor girl was imprisoned at a beautiful age, but this did not stop Zeus, the king of celestial cannon, from becoming Huang Jinyu and mating with her while she was sleeping.
Friends, mate with the yellow goldfish. God ▼
Titian's Shen Jianing (the girl in the picture is watching Zeus become Huang Jinyu)
You should also have discovered Zeus' physique, so as expected, Shen Jianing was pregnant (distressed by his father, spoiled by the gods after so many years of consultation), and the boy he gave birth to was the famous Poerxiusi who cut off Medusa's head, and finally succeeded in sleeping with Shen Jianing's father as the Oracle said.
If you have seen the genealogy of heaven, it is not difficult to find that the whole heaven not only broke through the dimensional wall between man and god, but also the population increased rapidly after the fourth god took over (more mating and more births), all of which were attributed to Zeus, who was named the king of derailment.
His little kindling is probably because most of them are half-blood (human gods), and they all have high IQ and ambition, which can be regarded as a comfort to the cannon king God.
However, I still advise you that Jin Gangzuan, which has not changed in 72 years, should not take up the porcelain work of "seeking truth (pao) and loving (YOU)". After all, it's been so long since the Olympics, and we don't have to study so hard from Olympic athletes. Do you think this is true?