Classic statements about sarcasm about women
1. Can I ask you for a few faces? I think you have three layers of face, and you should have a few less. It doesn't matter.
2. Just like your aunt, you make people sick when they see you.
3. You have defeated Sister Feng.
4. Even if you are the only woman left in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.
5. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.
6. Miss, please pay attention to your words, because your rich verbal charm is directly proportional to your face, which looks like the white substance in a man's body.
7. Sister, aunt, please be realistic! Do you think this is Andersen's fairy tale? This is not true!
8. Your life is a waste of sanitary napkins.
9. You can be so coquettish and break the Guinness record.
10. You are the product of contraceptive failure.
11. I said you don’t look like a pig because I’m afraid of offending a pig.
12. Look at you holding your head high when you walk down the street. Stop holding on. Just hold on to a small steamed bun.
13. If you know you are in an airport, walk quietly. Don’t hold your head high as if you are afraid that others will not know.
14. Mouth full of shit. I said, can you calm down for a while? It's not that I'm afraid of you, it's that I'm afraid that you, a weak woman, can't bear it.
15. Look at your lemon head, mouse eyes, hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, big turned mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, and a rice pail. Yao, go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous.
16. You are so mean that I doubt my life.
17. I wish your boyfriend will always be electric.
18. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.
19. Okay, that’s it. Anyway, these are the words. Please wait for a while, I'm afraid it will delay your time to pick up the guests. That's not a good deal for you.
20. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but hard to guard against when you are undercover.
21. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.
22. Do you think you are beautiful? You don’t need anything, it’s flat in the front and flat in the back. Do you think you’re a washboard that people poke at every day?
23. I beg you, don’t appear in front of me again, you scare me to death!
24. No matter how angry you are, it won’t change your age and appearance